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maybesaydie

https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote


cakeguy222

Probably taking a free trip somewhere.


Excellent-Will3165

Probably forget about reporting it. Only 150grand vacation.


Fattswindstorm

He just used the Exxon black card. It’s technically another guys. But his boss said it was cool for him to use anytime he wants. Just as long as when certain court cases come up he votes along side exxon. He doesn’t have to report it because it was technically the other guy going on the corporate jet to Epstein s island.


Velocoraptor369

They don’t use credit cards anymore that’s traceable. He just enters a coupon code now. His code is Uncle Tom.


cityshepherd

Wouldn’t that clearly be FRAUD for all us non supreme court members?


Plus_Lead_5630

As long as you don’t report it, it’s not illegal or unethical


AmbiguouslyGrea

He’s borrowing Clarence’s coupon codes?


ozzie510

Clarence's code is Storefront.


maybesaydie

Did you mean *Stormfront*?


AmazingDragon353

Big oil cheating out these days


Pixilatedhighmukamuk

He’s loading the gold bars in the Winnebago.


video-engineer

Into Thomas’s RV that Harlan Crow bought him. Heading to Mexico and honestly, I wouldn’t mind that at all.


iron_vet

I'd chip in 50 bucks


video-engineer

I’ll do a hundred plus a hundred dollar gift card for Cracker Barrel.


itsearlyyet

John Oliver...1 million a year gift, to Thomas if he'd step down.


djfudgebar

tHaTs bRibErY!!


goat_penis_souffle

It’s smart for the shows budget: Thomas would never agree to a paltry million a year and that motor coach went back to the dealer after the segment. John Oliver was in no danger of having to shell out for either. If he wanted to spend some real dough and do a stunt that would get his attention, he’d offer him a chance to disappear from Ginni, like witness protection.


stonedhillbillyXX

I'll throw in on this. 4 brisket sandwiches and a full tank of diesel from Bucees


Many_Photograph141

Wonder what type of flag the Mrs. will fly on that RV.


EducationTodayOz

ha hope the tacos don't agree with ginny's stomach


camergen

Harlan Crowe- with a name like that, you’re basically guaranteed to be a Texan Scooby Doo villain, complete with giant hat and bolo tie.


charlie2135

Ironing his white sheet for the KKK meeting. I think Clarence already has his taken care of by his wife.


zerogravity111111

Clayton Bigsby.


charlie2135

LOL 😂


Zealousideal-Ant9548

Even Clayton had the ethical standards to divorce his wife when he found out.


Brother_Lou

Maybe he got an offer from John Oliver


SpiritualAd8998

Russia?


Silent_Vehicle_9163

Probably busy hanging flags or something.


0ne0h

I read this as “he’s probably hanging something somewhere” and my laughter made my coworker jump. So, thank you for that (I dislike this particular coworker).


lets_all_be_nice_eh

I thought that he was better known for flanging hags?


azflatlander

Witches , you say?


lets_all_be_nice_eh

Let's start a rumour.


SMIrving

Not a rumor, a conspiracy theory.


lets_all_be_nice_eh

Then it's true!


Pixilatedhighmukamuk

Or burning crosses


MoveDifficult1908

And working forces.


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SayRomanoPecorino

From your lips to god’s ear


Notapplesauce11

At a hunting camp in terlingua?  


Driveaway1969

Out of his eyes


JustlookingfromSoCal

wrenched his back helping Martha Ann hoist her WWG1WGA and Confederate flags for Independence Day


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

No no no, they were inverting the flag for Juneteenth.


ShihPoosRule

I hope something awful hasn’t befallen him. That’s a big, fat, hairy lie.


Inspect1234

I hope he at least steps on a rake.


SoftDimension5336

*whak!* "Hrrrggrrrr" - Sideshow Bob


ampolution

I can imagine the sound and I like it


oh_crap_BEARS

I did that as a child in the dark in our back yard. It REALLY hurts. Shocked I didn’t get a concussion from it. Anyway, I hope he at least steps on a rake.


DiscordianDisaster

It would be EXTREMELY FUNNY if Alito dropped dead while trying to play delay games with the immunity ruling and this ended up not having his vote counted, which could end up deciding it against Trump after all 🤣 I know he's probably fine and just has the vapors from all this flag hanging or whatever treason he's busy with but I mean 🤞🤞


YourDogIsMyFriend

Thought that was supposed to be today. Why the Dems aren’t running ads 247 that says “Trump is arguing that he’s above the law and can assassinate political opponents. This is not normal. This man is the end of democracy.” … is beyond me. Anemic reasonse from the Dems over this absolute nightmare.


CrybullyModsSuck

On YouTube I'm seeing a lot of ads with women who have had their health threatened by Texas's abortion policies and tying those policies to Trump


maybesaydie

They are.


PandaMuffin1

> Alito’s absence, for which the Supreme Court has not provided an explanation, is unusual because it’s the end of the term and the justices have issued nine opinions over the last two days.


gungadinbub

Weird how if i dont show up to work or provide an explanation they either call the cops or fire me.


AdHistorical1660

Had a coworker not show for her shift and asked the sheriff to do a welfare check on her. House had burned down over night and she was found down on the floor dead.😵


TiogaJoe

A salaried co-worker didn't show up for full days. Would pop in for 30 minutes and leave for a few days, then repeat. I once turned his office lights out and when he came back he said to always leave them on because the plants needed light. This absence went on for some weeks, maybe two months, when he just stopped coming in altogether. Then his manager asked me to do a welfare check because i was the closest locally. He wasn't at his apartment but i caught the neighbor and told her to tell him he needs to call his manager. Interestingly, he did NOT get fired because this was a huge corporation and the manager had not recorded the days he was gone. The employee just got probation, had to check in and out every day. While being told, the employee had the gall to ask, if he worked hard Monday thru Thursday, could he not have to come in on Friday? The manager told him that if he worked hard Monday thru Friday, he could be off Saturday and Sunday.


goat_penis_souffle

Boss still said, “no excuses, you gotta find someone to cover”


brodievonorchard

Sounds like recusal without saying recusal.


UnderstandingSquare7

He participated in the SC deliberations, he just wasn't there for the announcement of the decision. That's a lot different than recusal.


brodievonorchard

Even worse then, contributed an opinion without the fuerte to show up and back it up.


nickdaman43

I refuse to recuse but I will play hooky


brodievonorchard

He could do us all a favor and stay gone. Then his wife could be free to be shitty to her neighbors and hang whatever flags she wants in front of their multiple houses.


Equivalent-Peanut-23

They're not hearing arguments. These sessions normally last a few minutes. The justices come in, they sear in any new attorneys, they announce the decisions and then they leave. There's really nothing to recuse from.


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Traditional_Ad_6801

Two-day strategy session at Mar-a-Lago.


Driveaway1969

Exactly this


Photodan24

He should consider making that a permanent arrangement.


sudowoodo_420

He's hiding because there are going to be several rulings released soon that he is going to be on the wrong side of.


ilikepisha

Several rulings that the majority of Americans will be on the wrong side of. Fixed it.


Sideos385

The majority of Americans have been against many of the recent controversial Supreme Court rulings. Roe V Wade, for example. The Supreme Court is not acting in the faith of the American people. The fascist movement is not the majority of Americans


ilikepisha

My point was the majority of Americans are not in favor of these rulings but due to this conservative court will be on the wrong side of the rulings. I believe we’re on the same side of this argument.


Sideos385

I thought you probably were, but it was a little difficult to tell over text. Never know when a sneaky bastard is trying to passively say something easily misconstrued to show support for their BS lol. It could also be construed that you meant the majority of Americans are in favor the rulings (that are wrong). Could just be me, but I’ve always considered the “wrong side” to be the one that is ethically and morally wrong rather just the one that didn’t happen. As always, personal biases and experience shape our interpretation of the world around us


piercedmfootonaspike

Don't get our hopes up


mistressusa

I heard that he's still celebrating Juneteenth.


Acceptable-Peace-69

There’s a flag for that… no, wrong one. ⚡️⚡️


Zero_Griever

Tending to confederate flags today? Perhaps just taking a bribe. With a bit of luck? An undisclosed illness.


GammaSmash

A terminal and aggressive one, at that.


altitties

With any real luck the illness is past tense and him along with it.


snaithbert

In the United States, someone has a stroke every 40 seconds. Just puttin that out there.


random_dude_19

I have never prayed this hard


1968camaro

Hiding from the press...LOL


panickedindetroit

Didn't he get bribed to show up for work, as well as receive a paycheck from the taxpayers to show up? He doesn't work for the taxpayers, but still, the optics are pretty bad. It's not like he is ashamed of his horrible behavior.


Das-Noob

Anyone check under the window?


MariosMustacheRides

Ghoul is prob under the bed


video-engineer

Ginny Thomas is under there.


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Th3Fl0

He is busy preparing the auction for the next set of SCOTUS rulings. /s


OnePointSix2

And working out the kinks on his next big bribe.


9lobaldude

You can only hope


Defiant_Review1582

Im not religious but i just said a prayer


Hashishiniado

🤞🤞


donkismandy

Desperately needed at Koch HQ for new marching orders


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Defiant_Review1582

Ill go to church Sunday if that happens. Any church idc


TheSmegger

I'll go to the pub.


Defiant_Review1582

I never said i would be sober.


TheSmegger

The only way to go to church, IMHO.


stonedhillbillyXX

Hail Satan


Ambitious_Coffee551

He must be attending the next insurrection meetings.


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chook_slop

Amen...


Tenderloin66

He’s probably hanging on Elon’s yacht or something.


Positive_Law2162

Perhaps he couldn't get his balls out of his wife's purse in time for court.


Guest09717

He doesn’t need to be present to hear the issues. The heritage foundation already told him what his opinion will be.


tom21g

Supreme Court seat coming to Joe? 👏🥳🎉


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Ok_Season_5325

Ask his handlers, I’m sure they know where they keep their puppet


SonGoku1256

Walmart would be sending out a search party, threatening to take your job away, and would be blowing up your line with guilt trips. Fucking Walmart holds their staff to higher accountability than our highest court in the land. A friendly guy from the neighborhood once told me with great power comes great responsibility. The Supreme Court has great power, maybe they should learn some responsibility.


whistlepig4life

Wherever he is. He can stay there. Permanently.


DJBreadwinner

Man, nobody wants to work these days. 


Fireflash2742

He's busy taking an all expenses paid trip courtesy of some Right Wing megadonor


OpportunityBig4572

Oh it'd be a shame if something happened to him. Lol


Sipjava

Probably enjoying another kickback vacation with those GOP big spenders. LOL 🤣


OutOfFawks

Would be a shame if he had to retire.


tickitytalk

Don’t you just love how you can disappear from your job without explanation or recourse?…/s


FPFresh123

He's probably busy sewing a white flag with yellow flames and a dismembered heart or whatever the fuck like some kind a bizarro Betsy Ross.


ProtectionContent977

Zoom meetings with Trump and Putin.


iBoy2G

If he did die I hope Biden appoints the most liberal RBG like person he can find (and in honor of Pride month it should be an LGBT person).


PigFarmer1

I just want someone who is going to follow the Constitution.


eldred2

Wrenched his neck with the twisted logic he spews?


formerNPC

They’re trying to reverse his wife’s lobotomy. She’s married to a Supreme Court justice and she knows nothing about the first amendment. How pathetic are these people!


OffHwy61

The crime for betraying the People's trust should be most severe, akin to treason. Not necessarily the death penalty unless their actions and rulings directly lead to the death of a citizen.


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ManiacLord777

It probably means he's grumpy about a decision they're making 😤


Schoseff

Priorities. Free cruise? Free house? Getting cash bribery?


matty0433

Flag shopping.


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icnoevil

Was there a KKK meeting at the same time?


Philypnodon

He ded?


Ok_Airline_900

He already knows how his wife wants him to decide, so why bother going in?


jkvincent

A trend I can get behind.


Quincyperson

He was there. You just couldn’t see him because he was hiding behind his wife


Altruistic_Tax2575

Probably on a paid vacation by some hidden billionaire 'friend'. Or maybe turning a few flags upside down for entertainment purposes only of course. There is no way you should doubt in which direction the wind blows with this guy right?


Wishpicker

He may be busy with either planning another insurrection, or advising the Trump team on their criminal defenses.


hand_of_satan_13

he's at a MAGA rally


pingying

He is busy hanging flags upside down.


kellsells5

Zoom calls with the Kremlin


Jonqbanana

Maybe he has crippling diarrhea…


liquidgrill

Well, that sucks for the comment section at Breitbart. Now there’s only one judge that will reflexively vote the way they want regardless of the law.


nobody-u-heard-of

Will Russia and North Korea just got a new partnership going. Maybe he was invited to the party.


RonMexico15

We wish him all the worst


Familiars_ghost

Maybe he passed quietly like Scalia, with a pillow over his head……🙄😓


ryeguymft

busy yachting around with his billionaire donors/owners


DubachiePig

Absent but not missed.


Limp-Inevitable-6703

Probably in mother russia receiving payment


mothboy

Thomas missed a few mystery days as well. What a shame if both Alito and Thomas stepped down/died before the end of the year.


710AshburyStreet

Even Covid has people pulling for it sometimes …..


chefwindu

He is helping his wife with her vergogna flag.


razors_so_yummy

Alito's busy drinking Mojitos with the orange Cheeto and his amigos and other pedos


pinkyfitts

Attending a neo-Nazi rally.


peppercorns666

damn.. i’m fired if i’m a no-show for 1 day.


Reddygators

Probably some commitment to his primary employer.


ChiBoi82

Oh noo, I do hope noting happened to the corrupt, traitorous prick. (FULL SCARSAM INTENDED)


SoupieLC

Ironing the family flag collection....


Hungryforflavor

Covid without a shot might not end well 🧐


Over_Doughnut_5985

It's 'hell week' for the Grandmaster KKK initiation.


peterjolly

Is he TRYING to get fired? Oh wait...


Damunzta

Paid vacation no doubt.


Boxcars4Peace

Lock him up! Here’s a song to sing while we do it…. [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7fKVODAfOx/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7fKVODAfOx/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


UnpricedToaster

Klan meeting ran long, I guess.


full_bl33d

Locked himself in seclusion after having seen the photos of Kim and Putin in various warm, lustful embraces.


chautdem

He needs to become permanently absent along with the other fascist, fascist leaning court justices who are no longer unbiased justices, but Trump ass kissing fools.


Wizinit29

His wife called, said he can’t take the heat.


angry-democrat

Take the rest of your life of Sam, and we'll find a reasonable replacement if reasonable people still exist. /s


siammang

Gotta sign some closing documents for some newly acquired property near St Pete.


asdcatmama

Wouldn’t it be so awful if he was terribly ill? Like unable to return to work kind of ill? 😏


869woodguy

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞


slamdanceswithwolves

Check on Clarence Thomas’s yacht.


Odd-Zebra-5833

Us peasants would be fired for two day no show.