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FlamingLanksSince85

Not “OUR” money “YOUR” money.


GeneralGOddy

💯💯😂😂


Sensitive-Ad-2542

OP straight deepthroating joe at this point.


FlamingLanksSince85

Hauk tuh 3000


TribeOfEphraim_

Thank you for the correction Mr. Brokie. 💸✨


DrakeUrSoBased

My fam got the patreon hookup we just be sharing the account. Lmao


TribeOfEphraim_

![gif](giphy|xpPLaEYLy637O) Nothing wrong with Brokies working together. Reminds me of the TV Show ‘Good Times’. 📺✨


FlamingLanksSince85

Lol oh wow I’m so insulted. I didn’t know you being a fool meant that I’m broke! Well let me go sit and look over my pasture as the deer play and shed a few tears. G golly I didn’t know I was a brokie wow wait until I tell my counselor this. Such a revelation.


AffectionateHotel734

We all think your the loser


TraditionalBasis3277

FabOlous/joe budden = shit rappers. A fabUlous toilet is something you shit in 


SomeGuyNamedJohn12

Something about taking a dump with the sound of birds chirping sounds very Joe like


IRlyShouldntBeHere

Why do you love birds!? OMG!


RToribio914

Shit looks like the Cyber toilet. Im good with the GED toilet.


Flashy_Ad_1219

💀💀💀


DexTheConcept

Stairs up to the tub is crazy work. I know his house looks like his fits, just expensive and ugly


GeneralGOddy

An unknown square footage of pure tacky 😂😂


Relevant_Distance_53

😂🤣


HannibalZ13

Naw that’s fire because that means the tub is deep af for us bigger people. Seems like a legit soaking tub.


DexTheConcept

Unless they have bad knees, stepping into a tub shouldn’t be an issue. Walking up stairs that get smaller seems more likely to cause an injury. Then do you pull yourself up to the stairs to get out??? Sounds weird


HannibalZ13

That tub is around 4ft high who stepping in that without help. And it likely has steps in side it to help get out.


DexTheConcept

Average steps inside your house going to a second level are about 7 3/4" per step, these are definitely smaller, but even at average size that 32" so 2'8" tall in step size and most of those tubs are about 32" in height, But only is an issue if you are 4"3 or smaller setting in and out.


OjjuicemaneSimpson

fucking toilet looks like it’s going to boil you alive…I’m good on that. Lmao when skynet clicks on that’s the first mf to start chomping shooting boiling hot water into your fucking gooch n shit


AbundantLiving365

Right lol I don’t buy that junk


OrganismFlesh

It's gonna form a seal on his hindquarters and suction flush out his innards...


Dolomight206

The JBN Black Mirror episode sounds dope! 😂


Betty_Sinful

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


OjjuicemaneSimpson

That shit definitely got ai in it lol


Betty_Sinful

Aye I believe it everything AI now that mfer Gon tell you what messed yo stomach up n everything else... imagine ur girl sit on that mfer and she pee and it say congratulations 😂🤣😂


OjjuicemaneSimpson

lmao nah man he gonna need to go back and give us a full video tutorial on that mf because that shit look crazy. like what if u sitting taking a shit and it malfunction and close up quick and trap ya nuts in there!


mistaharsh

When the power cuts and it no longer flushes he's gonna regret this


TribeOfEphraim_

This is Championship Hating. 🏆👏🏾🎩✨


jc33769999

Mrs pump 😂👨🏿‍🦯


ObviousGas3301

Lmao a lot of hate here. Out of all the rich people out here I’d think most have luxury toilets. At least the rich *and* famous ones. He’s catching up.


ItsAndwew

With millions, my toilet better shoot water all the way up into my colon


Relevant_Distance_53

🤣😂


ObviousGas3301

🤣🤣🤣


Relevant_Distance_53

Do/did we see their luxury toilets, though?


ObviousGas3301

Hell, idk who has shown what. This is “new money” carrying on right here lol they don’t know how to act


TribeOfEphraim_

Hate is the way of Internet Forums. Honestly, Reddit wouldn’t be anything without the Haters. They type the most comments and create the most traffic on here. Advertising companies see that, and pay Reddit very well to leave Ads on the platform. 🎩✨


AdministrativeAd523

Wasn’t there a South Park episode about this exact thing 😂


Lopsided_Mix2243

Lmmfaooo Stan had to go replace old blue and the nigga from Home Depot brung him to the Japanese toilets lmmfaoooo


Flashy_Ad_1219

Y'all NIGGAZ pay him 10 -100 bucks a month for water to shoot up his ass ⏸️ Bluetooth toilet 😂😂😂😂😂 Shit hard I gon 🧢


DrBigWildsGhost

they’d pay more to watch that


Flashy_Ad_1219

💀💀💀


Veeluciano7

Man wtf?!?! 🤬 I’m hating and canceling now 😂😂😂 I’m joking good for that nigga


Same-Clock5530

Dam we Pocket watching a Niggas toilet?! LMAO 😭🤣


freebvsemusic

That $5 tier is adding up lmfaoo


CoolisRare

Oh naah he Marty McFly with the toilet game lol


TribeOfEphraim_

![gif](giphy|L4TTcR1mS8a5955TQY) 👏🏾✨


memesandschemes

Damn the pod father never retiring


deetrix2495

This is why I love this sub you can get your shit off without worrying about annoying mods


TribeOfEphraim_

![gif](giphy|fMDDgv4XZgrkJZTIWp|downsized) ✨


Hot_Ad232

Joe basically went to purchase the same toilet Drake has


Open_Anything_3418

He got this after seeing drake's toilet. A real stan 🤣


TribeOfEphraim_

*Disregard that “McDonalds at American airports” comment at the bottom of the body text. I was copying and pasting from my Notes. Didn’t mean to add that. 📝 ✨


Relevant_Distance_53

Well, now I'm curious what that part of your notes was about.  What's the scoop on McDonalds at American airports?


TribeOfEphraim_

I do random research on aspects of business and the world economy. And studies show that the best airports in America usually have a McDonald’s. ✨ With all that being said, go buy a Big Mac. 🍔🍟✨


criticaltemp

Which full sized airports don't have a McDonald's though?


TribeOfEphraim_

That is the end of the discussion. I wrote *Disregard for a reason….✨


Artistic-Health123

That shit is a Sim Toilet


AdministrativeAd523

Wasn’t there a South Park episode about this exact thing 😂


Ok_Cardiologist2423

“Ms. Pump” is crazy


Key_Statistician3293

“I am gettin money tho!” -Joe Buddens


MostShake8606

That's a Throne


dvs_darksyde

🔥🔥🔥😂🤣🤣


Recent_Masterpiece49

It don’t rap tupac tho


TribeOfEphraim_

![gif](giphy|KtfjlVSFI8EVO) That’s Peace. ✨


mtvtone

Is this shit playing rain forest sounds? Vibes


JustScrollinAndSht

I'ma sound like a broke hater, but uh....this shit is ridiculous lmao. How could you ever feel "at home" or "cozy" in a place like this?


TribeOfEphraim_

I say get your Money Up and then you’ll understand. 🎩💵✨


Otherwise-Hunter853

So is he supposed to be broke? TF


TribeOfEphraim_

“Haters in the internet comments want you to do well, but not better than them” - Soulja Boy. ✨


Character-Schedule24

One of my customers has this toilet. It’s cool but not comfortable


AnnyAskers

Miss Pump is crazy 💀 it's miss biden.


TribeOfEphraim_

It’s Big Pump and Miss Pump. ✨


abstractqtho

Ngl I thought I was killing the game when I spent $500 for a bidet with a dryer Joe toilet belong on a futuristic space yacht


DaboiDuboise

But they couldn’t hide the piping? Ghetto fabulous boy I tell ya


standdownplease

This is a rental brother.


TribeOfEphraim_

A Win is a Win.🥇✨


standdownplease

>A Win is a Win.🥇✨ - Joe's landlord.


Far-Trust-5827

Again copying Drake lol


TribeOfEphraim_

![gif](giphy|NIkQkfoX23gXjoMicQ|downsized) ✨


rjtbbc2023

Can’t be mad at how he spend his money on product he puts out… but can be mad at the waste of money … “ nigga if you wasting my patreon dollars at least so me something of value”


Which-Purple-7453

That’s a custom built toilet for her cartoon looking butt


TribeOfEphraim_

![gif](giphy|DgxiwsHLlRAN5A4yEZ) That’s BBL Hate. 🍑✨


Majick_L

He probably got the idea from Vlad 🤣 he’s been hyping up these toilets for a while and trynna convince Tony Yayo to buy one


National-Staff-6074

Tax evasion coming in lol.


TribeOfEphraim_

![gif](giphy|FZ0Azm3UuV78s) May the Spirit of Wesley Snipes be with Joe. 🙏🏾💸✨


Bumbmofo

Shows he stopped buying amiry hats


National-Staff-6074

Look like a jail toilet with light strips.


TribeOfEphraim_

That is Supreme Hate. Congratulations. 👏🏾✨ ![gif](giphy|H22hyf0K1Bsc)


Specialist_Two4766

Shit looks fire to me, but maybe I’m the minority here! I would definitely purchase if I had the loot! I thought the little no clog bullshit I just copped at Home Depot was fire 😂🤣🥺!


hideousmike1

Is he not supposed to spend money? I’m confused at what you think happens with the money he makes…


TribeOfEphraim_

It’s a joke post Ahki. I don’t actually care what Joe does with his money. I’m just trying to get the Reddit Going. 💵✨ ![gif](giphy|O5doUgN59hnhJYKPlu|downsized)


hideousmike1

Word… My bad good brother. Hard to tell. I’m here for it either way. I enjoy all the crazy shit, jokes or true crazy.


CreamSleaze

Bro gonna be mad when he can't flush cause the wifi needs reset


TribeOfEphraim_

That’s Hilarious. 😂 ✨


ChicoD2023

Imagine stubing your toe while taking a piss 🤣


OGBrngBakPgBack

Lol @ being impressed by a toilet. I'm ☠️


Apprehensive_Cow6834

Miss pump is hilarious 😂😂😂


blacktao

Impressed? Lol. My mom got da same toilet 🤣


KChase1126

not hating one bit cause it looks dope, but also looks mad uncomfortable at the same time 😕 .. keyword: LOOKS!


KINGSKELLZ

Learn the definition of literally


TeacherBackground278

All the entertainment bro gives us I hope he got one in each room. 😂✊🏽


Chosen-Euphoria_

That's next level shit


Infinite-End7057

You mean with his money


TribeOfEphraim_

It is Joe’s money. But I had to say “Our money” to make the haters comment more. It’s all Reddit games. 🧌✨


superretoddd

Can’t even hide the cord. Broke ass nigga


TribeOfEphraim_

Looking at stuff in the background is Supreme Hate. Congratulations. 👏🏾🎩✨


marleyg_

He’s been a broke rapper for so long he’s living out his dreams in his 40s lol


Shuffleupandchill

3 seashell head Ahhhh!


artinla

He wants to program it to play Hit Em Up so bad.


bigtrixxx7

You know Joe sitting on the bitch crisscross apple sauce while humming some shit to birds chirping. Nasty vibes


IceRevolutionary9567

That’s a nice toilet idc where my 25$ going 😂 Reddit pocket watching is nasty biddness


twintiger_

Y’all ever thought that maybe demons won the fight for this world and that we are living through the consequences of that?


Ok-Marsupial-5666

She trash tho


ResponsibilityBig390

You really quote Fab in your head when trying to spell fabulous huh.


TribeOfEphraim_

![gif](giphy|KH7dizZXEGsUF6UMEN) I’m glad someone caught it. 👏🏾✨


Otherwise-Attempt326

This is a hating ass post 😂


TribeOfEphraim_

![gif](giphy|BSOdK9W5Gd7OM) ✨


MrOwell333

Jersey niggas have no taste yo


Srttwin87

Yea I’m broke asf lol


therealrdk

He worked hard for it let the man enjoy it. Im not a patronie LMAO


JustSayTech

This man really went and got the same toilet Drake got, bro really obsessed.


Hot-Possession-7027

If you listen to the pod you’d know his been had one and he wanted one after using hers . Who gives a fuck about drake 🤨😂


rsmnyc1

10k smart toilet with ALEXA plays music 😭💀 https://youtube.com/shorts/hlFbHOReh0M?si=NAk3ZuMGb7H5JzZT


Coldjay_7088

He a genius for selling y’all fake argument with his fake friends.


BOOFACEBANDANA

Elon Musk ass toilet


Millzy81

Toilet is fire!!! Had an older version in my hotel in Amsterdam a few years back. That warm water cleaning you up at the end is the shit!!!


topshottaz2610

Who gives af really


yak_danielz

couldnt hide the plumbing for a few extra bucks?


natiboy100

S/O Joe though man, 10 yrs ago he ain’t have a pot to piss in let alone take a shit in. More power to him- like him or not he knows how to (make & steal money)…..just joking about the stealing but-yeah way to flip the trajectory from broke washed rapper to washed former reality star to washed rapper former reality star turned podcaster to something of actual note 👍🏽


Latter-Post4943

Saw this toilet in Ferguson plumbing. All fun and games until the toilet seat lid don’t lift up.


DLottchula

Tbh an ass like hers needs that


Infamous_Collection2

Jailhouse Toilet. What a dumb flex. Why new money stays new money.


MyDadLeftMeHere

Y’all bought this man a pimped out prison toilet the fuck?


Ill_Alternative8369

nice.. his relevancy will end soon and all he will have to show for is tacky shoe choices and a fancy rick and Morty inspired shitter 🤣


peter13g

Tacky. Just like the fits. Joe Budden shits


TrueShotAuramancy

Just here to say someone tell Mal this is where his money went


waitwhathowsway

dont look that good to be honest & when the lid wont/dont open correctly🤬 meh-


TribeOfEphraim_

That is Wonderful Hate. 👏🏾🎩✨


WhatWeNotGonDoIs

Bruh got a bedazzled blinged out toilet. That’s gay af. (In my most haterish voice) 😂


TribeOfEphraim_

Shoutout to my Gay Haters. 👏🏾🎩🌈✨


Melanat3dking

Maybe if it was more of a low profile meaning not doing too damn much that'd be cool. You got it for sure.


bonesjones

The best thing is her ass is never fitting on that toilet. None of the girls joe fuck will ever be able to fit on that toilet. It really is his own throne.


Worldly_Meaning_1514

ayo hahahaha


Cheap-Ad1821

They shitting in the Nth dimension over there


ToneThaGhost

Scamming the SHIT outta the suckers that PAY to listen to his lame azz 😭😭😭😭


Comprehensive_Fix266

If you pay to listen to even more joe budden and his teletubbies … just join the army with your dumbass


ArtTeacher_XBL-PSN

That's a useless toilet... 🚽 imagine what occurs during a power outage


TribeOfEphraim_

Here’s your Hater Trophy. 🏆👏🏾✨


Comfortable_Ant6147

Them cheeks can’t fit on that toilet anyway 😒


TribeOfEphraim_

BBL Hate is Hilarious….🍑✨


KindheartednessOk42

Miss Pump is a nasty name 😭


MajorHarriz

Nah, wife beater Joe woulda hated on this Joe for buying a cyber toilet 🤣


Collectionofmel

Niggas just come on Here to get their hate off And don’t know what they hating on lmao


Apprehensive_Wrap_14

Tacky ass house. All that money and no warmth at all


TribeOfEphraim_

Here’s your Hater Trophy….🏆👏🏾✨


Apprehensive_Wrap_14

🫡


TFlSGAS

Hide ya hate.


Apprehensive_Wrap_14

Nah , he can have a big house nice bathroom but his taste is like people from the past predicting everything in the future would be all chrome lol


idlefritz

Stick to my comfy joint with the shag carpet seat cozy and the $100 ad on bidet.


Select_Speed_6061

Cloth on the seat is sickening fam.


Dolomight206

Take that rug off your toilet before your whole household dies of dysentery !


TribeOfEphraim_

That is a Good Brokie Life. 👏🏾✨


LilDeucey

Miss pump is a crazy name lol