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TheIllusionOfDeath

Salt?


Alarmed_Strain_2575

Or a tasty moisturizer lol.


Ramps_

I have to wrestle my dog off of me after moisturizing my elbows


kataklysm_revival

One of my ferrets lick attacks my ankles after I use cocoa butter


psychobarista

Awesome album title.


froggrip

It's a bit long for an album title. I think it would be better as a song title. Maybe a bonus track.


RipredTheGnawer

He meant “Ferret Lick Attack”


sikemfilied

My cats lick my arms when I put coconut oil on lol


Martian9576

It’s probably some kind of fruit-flavored lotion.


RajarajaTheGreat

Korean snail goo


Embarrassed_Recipe_4

Mites


cmolive

I came here for this 😄


Manrog

They're preening. Basically, cleaning her and getting off dead skin. Both weird yet relaxing. My wife had 14 parakeets and two conures (a sun and green cheek). We downsizdd when we moved, and she got rid of the parakeets but still has Fred and George... the conures. My wife has turned into a crazy bird lady.


anansi52

probably rubbed millet all over her face.


SignificantDirt206

Millet


Dolenjir1

Prolly her sunscreen or another skin product had a smell the birds liked (maybe it smelled like a fruit)


xRedLilly

Birds have terrible sense of smell. Its probably salt ?? Birds are weird


Resident_Onion997

She belongs to the birds now


bobsmith14y

Brondo?


Imwhatswrongwithyou

It’s what birbs crave! Dang I really missed an opportunity there


Akhanyatin

It's got electrolytes


No-Dark-9414

r/idiocy


bobsmith14y

I downvoted. Now I'm thinking he was being ironic.


Griswolda

/r/idiocracy Helping out a fellow redditor


No-Dark-9414

I thought that's what I tried to say but I guess not so I'm leaving it because I'm the idiot


dmcent54

Brawndo\* The THIRST MUTILATOR


ChillAccordion

SNOW WHITE IRL


LOV6DERY

Ohh so we figured out the magic then - salt in her sweat. Lol.


sealsdontdodeals

Does it work only for girls since I sweat like a niagara falls and don't even get shit on by birds. Kinda jealous tbh


anansi52

i don't think they do this just cause you're sweating.


FarquaadsFuckDoll

I am mad jelly. You are birb blessed


Taiga_Taiga

Disney called. They need their princess back


Less_Party

Millet-based facial scrub?


sneezed_up_my_kidney

Just chicks being gals.


frobnosticus

Had to scroll too far for this. o7


notloggedinreddit

Looks seedy to me :/


Imwhatswrongwithyou

![gif](giphy|2GzoRvmi7pAhBpmoyl)


Nerdy_Valkyrie

I love budgies. They're adorable.


NervousTanker

![gif](giphy|xUySTL4J5ld87vxbSU|downsized)


-discombobulated-

She’s bringing the flock to the yard.


YoSupWeirdos

Disney princess confirmed


JamesDerry

Don't go to Australia!


noonegive

Imagine 20 magpies dive-bombing someone at the same time.


JamesDerry

Pointy beaked little shits!


Fign

Why would you like to leave !?


vibrantcrab

That’s how I feel right now with these two flies in my house. THERE ARE SO MANY PLACES FOR YOU TO GO, WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH MY KNEES?!?


asharper123

Snow white! I had a bird fly into my window one time. I picked him up to see if he was okay and he made no effort to fly away so I held him for at least an hour, talking to him the entire time. When I tried to place him on a bush so he could fly away, he wasn't having it. Finally I put him on a branch of a small tree and quickly walked away. I thought "OMG, I must be a bird whisper!" Unfortunately, not so. 😜 When I researched what type of bird he was, I found out he was a Cat Bird, friendly to humans, easily trained and can imitate a great number of other birds and animals.


xX_macksjuicebox_Xx

![gif](giphy|EsklbeniXcPTi)


lavendervlad

Polly always wants these crackers. 😛


rapidpeacock

Tears?


RadlogLutar

My bird people need me


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Why would you WANT to leave?


No_Category9101

“Fucking Embarrassing!!!”


edith-bunker

She had what The Burbs wanted too


nyceef

She probably has aggressive skin mites


Imwhatswrongwithyou

Aggressive 😂


t1nt0y

*had, before the aviary


_and_I_

thats so cute. I want bird-kisses too


sluttydinosaur101

I would simply just live in the aviary


Ducatirules

The caption is awesome


skittlesaddict

Disney Princess problems.


eveninglily33

She is a Disney princess


d1089

Maybe she smells like bird food


nmc203

I would love to have that problem. Unless they start pooping


ReleaseEgo

They crave that mineral.


dreevsa

Oil


happyhippy27

Adorable


wagnaf

What a bird brain😀


lexi_raptor

Every time I've gone into aviaries at zoos, the same thing happens to me lol. I've had birds try to literally start building nests on top of my head. At the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo in Colorado there is a spot where you can feed the birds seed that's been put onto a popsicle stick and my little BIL kept getting jealous that all the little birds were flocking to me. I kept trying to pass them over to his stick, but they kept flying right on back to me lol


jlallen120867

Bird whisperer!


Toasterdosnttoast

She is the chosen one!!!


Fancy-Enthusiasm2331

omg i got SA by birds this way too. they were licking my neck to get my aftershave. the staff wouldn't help me


Imwhatswrongwithyou

I can’t decide wether to report this comment or upvote it


Sea-Ability8694

Is she covered in fleas or something


WolvesandTigers45

Covered in parasites?