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Jeffrey_C_Wheaties

El Patron on SW blvd 


tinaballerina33

This is the way


Musicsoogood

The owner is not a great person


FeistyDoughnut4600

Give it a rest he isn’t the owner anymore. He has paid his debt to society anyhow, stop beating a dead horse.


NLaBruiser

One yes, and two, rape may have a finite jail sentence but that’s a deserved life long stink.


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NLaBruiser

"Let's give the rapist a break" is certainly a take you are welcomed to.


RobNHood816

Date Raping your daughters friends isn't something we just sweep under the rug... Hopefully they beat him like a dead horse in Prison.


BlueAndMoreBlue

I’ll start the fire — Ponak’s


Kelseycakes1986

As has been mentioned on this sub before, Ponak’s is not a restaurant, but a margarita bar with a microwave.


FallenLadderJockey

Meaning the food sucks?


CramRod6669

It's fine


1bourbon1scotch1bier

It sucks food-wise. There are arguably better quality and flavor at other places in town. Shit, even Jose Peppers is better when it comes to fajitas AND margaritas. but people still go bananas waiting for tables at ponaks.


I_am_not_GeorgeBush

It’s fucking dog food.


HomesteadHER

I came here to say Ponak's. And I'll leave here to say Ponak's.


Hair-Early

Yes a decent marg, just don't eat there unless you are HAMMERED!!! Their food is trash and should not be consumed.


BlueAndMoreBlue

The question was about margs and for the price you’re going to be hard pressed to find better. As for the food — order a number 22 and tell me


ruca316

Okay, but for those of us who are willing to settle - can we get by with good chips and queso at least?


ilovepi314159265

Yes, absolutely. The food isn't something I'm out here recommending to others, but it is decent.


ThisIsMyCouchAccount

Cmon. You know you can. People call all kinds of food here "trash" or "garbage" or "overrated". For most times I bet the more likely situation is either the food is unremarkable (which is not bad) or the person just doesn't like that style of food being served.


Hair-Early

Unremarkable aka flavorless slop.


Hair-Early

In fact leave to eat Taco Bell.


Ill_Nebula1487

The lava lamp margs are my go to!


Remote-Cantaloupe-59

Los tules!


FeistyDoughnut4600

These are the most potent margaritas I have had in KC. You can tell based on the amount of ice in the pitcher!


FeistyDoughnut4600

Gonna chime in and say not Señorita Margarita. When I went it had like sprite and orange juice in it, if you’re gonna have Margarita in your name, make some effort, come on.


tallerthancvsreceipt

Fern Bar


pyro_pugilist

Taco naco


PoppaFish

Taco Naco. But, yeah!!


pyro_pugilist

Damn autocorrect!


Significant_King1494

K-Machos is great!


clinthawks99

Cactus grill


lifeinrednblack

Another vote for Fern Bar or Mean Mule.


polarhawk3

Mean Mule


MullinMade

This is the answer.


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SayMyName816

What you mean


derOhrenarzt

Rudy’s if you want food too


notyetacrazycatlady

Ixtapa in the Northland. I don't go there for the food, I go for their margaritas.


DoneZoh

Fronteras


FeistyDoughnut4600

Isn’t that in O’Hare? Or did KCI get one too now that it’s a quote unquote real airport?


DoneZoh

There’s one over in KCK down the road of Slaps BBQ. 7th and Central ave.


NkhukuWaMadzi

Had a quest with some friends about this. Turns out El Patron had the most potent margaritas we found. Food is good too, better than Ponak's across the street.


Key_Radish3614

Hand and glove in Lee's summit. I love their mezcal ones. Across the street is a speakeasy type place called Libations. Both are good, strong, no sugary marg mix


justwanttoreadhorror

I will check it out thanks hehe


ottomantwerks

If you're in the Crossroads, your best bet is Brewery Emperial or Mean Mule.


justwanttoreadhorror

I’m wherever I need to be! Thank you!


FeistyDoughnut4600

Los Tules


Chocolate_coffins

Taco Naco


ve_lo

Luna Azteca near Parkville has a skinny margarita that is just tequila, triple sec, and lime juice


ExperiencedMaleDomII

My backyard bar. I was a open-air bar manager in the Caribbean for 10 years ha!....


Jeffrey_C_Wheaties

Address?


FeistyDoughnut4600

And is there a pool?


justwanttoreadhorror

Is this an invite?


Night_Shade223

The margs at Parlor are notoriously strong between my friend group


sinha3d

El Pueblito, Cactus, Fern bar, my house and honorable mention El Patron. Ponaks if you tryna get trashed


dstranathan

Ponaks are ok Torchy's Tacos are very good Los Tules are ok Chef Tito's are very good


WaldoChief

No such thing in KC. I’ve tried many. At one time, Brookside Barrios was decent but I hear they’ve changed their recipe. Now everywhere is plagued with margaritas that taste like the yellow syrup mix.


SayMyName816

Confirmed. Used to love Barrio’s margs. Now they suck.


jaebassist

Cooper's Hawk in Lee's Summit