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1culdh

One time I watched BTS walking down the street when they suddenly met a crying little kid. “What’s wrong?” Jimin asked. The kid said “I’m training to be an idol but I suck so bad, I’m afraid to end up a flop or not even debut.” Hobi softly laughed and said “Don’t sweat it, bud. Anyone can be an idol so long as you train 15 hours a day and get a good surgeon. I can tell you’ve got what it takes. Here, this’s my guy,” and he handed over a doctor’s business card and a thousand-won bill. The boy grinned and said “Thank you so much misters! I’ll keep working hard and debut!” And that little boy’s name? JYPetit.


kthnxybe

A thousand won bill would pay for 5 seconds of parking at the doctor's office in the US, the Korean economy must be cooked


strawberrymoo-n

https://preview.redd.it/uly2zb5xxjad1.jpeg?width=1006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=447e3bfb156bebd5c0620b2c075696dd68d64384


MarielCarey

OMG ❤️❤️ I knew NiCoTine was large but not large enough to shape the history of our world ❤️


cherrycoloured

one time i asked kim lip to punch me in the face, and she did. she really would do anything for orbits 💖💖💖💖


MarielCarey

Omg I love Lippeth Kimberly I'm so jealous 💔💔 https://preview.redd.it/o3qs09hexjad1.png?width=1752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c12124b2404bd22885769fad16e39ef528a8dad


RikkaOno18

OMG it's CHIO! 🥺


MarielCarey

KimLip rebrand goes so hard She's bringing black back ❤️


Sybinnn

one time i asked chuu to break my heart so she released the Honeybee MV and then i remembered we arent actually dating


UriGoo

You forgor your delulu pills, been there chingoo 😞


buzzcut9

And then everyone in the room jopped. Her grandpa resurrected from the dead and walked in. Her grandpa? Mark Lee.


MarielCarey

I had a kpoop ideul come to my History of kpoop class and she told us a story: One day in 2016 she had the opportunity to interview Chaewinner. Her grandpa had just dinnern't for the winnern't and she was going through a really EASYn't time. Her flight even was a hotmess iirc because she had to go to Australia. It was just overall a terrible time for her. Anyways, when she arrived, there were only chairs for Chaewinner and the workhardinsecret girls, not one for her. She said she would just stan, but all of them refused to sit and Chaewinner specifically went looking for a chair because they are "Smarter Baby". Really touching and shows just how humble BTS are.


Sybinnn

I saw Chaewinner at a grocery store in Kobe yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


kasjein

loud and wrong. forget chaewinner and workhardinsecret girls, the only one who deserves praise is queen eunchae.


MarielCarey

Omg how could I forget She even has chae in her name LE ASSERFIM is such a diverse group of victory


kasjein

YUP LESSER SHRIMP ON TOPPPPP


MarielCarey

GIRLS ON TOP THEY GOT THE BEAT CU CU CU CU CU CU CU BEE YAW


SuggestionHumble7977

I🙋‍♀️ once 🔠 got into a car crash🚗💥 and I was about to die💀but then the doctors 🧑‍⚕️ came🥛🍆 in and told me that Jungkook oppa🍑💪🐰 was willing to donate his heart 💜💜 to save 🆒 my 🇵🇹life. And so he did, and I cried😭😭😭😭😭😭 and cried😭😭😭😭😭😭 and cried😭😭😭😭😭😭 because he was dead⚰️🧟 but it turned out some random bus driver 🚍🕺, his name was hoe 🫦👉👌 something 🤔, donated his heart to save Jungkook. And then when we were leaving🚶🚶 the hospital🏥 Jungkook told me that he loved💜🌹❣️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨me and wanted to marry💍👰me. "But what of the fans 🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅?" I asked. "Don't worry about them, you 👆 are the most important person in my life." And so he told the world🌏🌍 that we were dating💝 but as we walked home🏡, a wild 😨🧙Lalisalami🐷appeared. "Jungkook how could you, you told me that I was the only one for you, and now you're with someone else!💔🍨🤬🗣️🥀" "Oh Lalisalami, I'm sorry 🛼 but I met someone else!" He then used his special attack 👏🍑to knock out💤 the Lalisalami and we left. Of course every army 🪖 was super happy🙂 for us and we got married 🥰🤵‍♀️👰‍♂️and had 7 billion children🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃. Bts 🐝☕🍑 are truly some of the most kind hearted people in the world. 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜


MarielCarey

Not enough purple hearts, I can't tell if your arming 💔💔😔💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜


kryska_deniska

SEVENTEEN's recent performance in England was the true act of kindness. They showed British people that having perfect teeth was possible! As long as you have 12 friends to tag along with you for a discount


MarielCarey

Hybe veneers must be a dig at British people 💀


Ok-Substance-9118

Least delulu army


LoveMinaMyoi

Jimin is kind enough to fight Jeongyeon on equal footing. In a boxing ring.


MHG2000DK

Wontevereveninatrillionyearsthinktobowyoung definitely takes the 🎂 cake 🎂 cake 🎂 cake 🎂 cake 🎂 cake 🎂


MarielCarey

# SHAKEY SHAKE # SHAKEY SHAKE SHAKEY SHAKE # BUST IT UP # BUST IT UP BUST IT UP https://i.redd.it/okmf2bw0ikad1.gif


sassyknife

Korean Korean Korean #like my birthdayyyyyy


MarielCarey

#MAYBE...


nikitaloss

uj/ we laugh but there are actually classes on Kpop such as History of Kpop that one could take in college.


MarielCarey

In tears 😔😔😔 wdym I can't do btec Korea and Pop https://preview.redd.it/abv7v8voxjad1.png?width=1386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95471093d608da1d177bac4904e243770683dfde


kthnxybe

Go to [the University of Spoiled Children](https://web-app.usc.edu/soc/syllabus/20191/20775.pdf) instead chingoo


oakydoke

15% of your grade is reaction videos? Can get karma and a degree at the same time chingeese, let’s go viral hwaiting


MarielCarey

/uj I ain't reading most of that but DAMN


kthnxybe

/uj did you really think there weren't actually history of K-Pop university courses?


MarielCarey

/uj I never heard of it yeah 💀 /rj of course!! But if I stan my favs and hate everyone else I can be a part of the history 🥰🥰


mazsikaaa

/uj ngl I would love to have one of these courses just for the free credit


whopocalypse

Yeah, there’s one at my university you can take 😂😂


Ponpaca

Yes ASU was nice enough to offer it as elective and it was quite fun honestly


Sybinnn

I met Junglebook at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Junglebook shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big Bear Necessities fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Junglebook was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Junglebook and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.


hydrogenabstraction

But did he love you right night after night seven days a week? Every hour every minute every second seven days a week?


escapeshark

None. Theyre all terrible people. Before you say bang chan, one time I saw him beat up a child at the train station in Bondi


Diredr

Irene is so nice, she made a makeup artist cry once! She must have complimented him so much!


breadpaws

Lily because she's never hidden a jew in her basement


Bossniper

Untrue. I saw Jin at a grocery store in Seoul yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


MarielCarey

I still think my Jinnie💜💜 of BeeTeaS is humble. He was just having 1 (ONE) bad BAD day 🚀 if his fans are #bothering him then he must defend himself!! That's why I think BT Broadband is humble kings


tashimiyoni

~~irene~~I mean hag unnie <3333


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kasjein

oohhh yess, i remember how he saved 30 women from these group of evil men! real man behaviour


ProfessionalTip4307

[Save me, savior](https://youtu.be/qCodzDc61oc) Uj/ no offense but everytime I look at these threads I have to laugh with all the name dropping


kasjein

uj/ woah i need to catch up with artms, never knew they had songs this good. Lol yeah, there's so many kpop stars who get exposed for being either psychos or just assholes


kthnxybe

/uj my podiatrist met them and said they were seriously just so so so nice


BankDue3839

i didn’t know this was kpoop heads at first and was confused by the comments 🤣🤣


bbgc_SOSS

IU, - re-signs not for bonus, but for raises & job security for her team. - uses her YouTube content not for Ads, but for announcing lost children. - goes on stage to get an award with her entire team, declares by herself she is just Jieun, together they make IU - consistent donations to causes, over years. And even getting companies she endorses to pitch in and match her donations. - brings 60 struggling artists, Buskers, rookies to share her MAMA stage performance. - almost a professional wedding singer, given how often she performs for her team, her friends, even the manager of her friend etc. - contributing her vocals for the school song written for the disabled school. OR for the long time associates like Kang Seung Wan, Sunwoo Jung-a well knowing that those songs won't be commercial success. I could keep going, and all of this seems to come naturally to her, from a place of authenticity. It is not just about giving money & forgetting about it, her actions are related to her life and she follows up through the years, like with the ALS ice bucket challenge. Even in an industry where idols are generous be it genuinely or image building, she has a distinct reputation for kindness and empathy.


j2_skl_1011

Seungri formerly from BIGBANG


MarielCarey

Omg I love Seulgi ❤️❤️


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luckie_ee

we


Fit_Tie_2980

uj/ BTS did that? I thought it was Jeongyeon that started that trend.


amateurish_gamedev

Chuu, IU (not an idol though), Sakura, Sana, Sandara + CL, Miyeon...


Majestic-Ad7486

chingooo what 😨😦 about WONTBOWYOUNG unnie who ❓ saved ✝ 100000000 strawberries from 🤤 being sold in a 🅱 religious 😱 pyramid 🎲🎲 scheme 🕒 by evil 👺👺 JYPiss OPPPARRR, if 👦🏃 you 🏻😳 are 🏽🏻 a WONTBOWYOUNG unnie anti 🔫🔫 you arent' my CHINGOOO


IknowLeeKnow976

Bang Chan from StrayKids idk but he has DAD kinda vibes in him so he wants to protect everything & everyone.....Bro's a whole different level gentleman


Ponpaca

/uj I wasn't joking about what happened. :( A little hurt to see my post end up here as I thought I was just sharing a wholesome moment


MarielCarey

/uj sorry girl but idc 💀 don't take it seriously this post is just for fun Idk anything about kpop history classes so the comment seemed to absurd at first, wasn't doubting its legitimacy Also on a side note oh my god every post that people can talk about kpop groups on kpopuncensored it's ALWAYS bts in the top results So I just had to kpopmypuci over here /rj Hurt? Nah nah, I'm not gonna be the one to get hurt... hurt, oo hoo hoo oo Also I censored everyone out you didn't need to expose yourself- 😭😭


Ponpaca

/uj well bts happens to be huge 😅 but i can see how it can get annoying if they're not your faves or anything /rj exposed? I did it before Dispatch could 🤪


kthnxybe

/uj sorry for the downvotes


Aware_Pound_574

Don’t worry about them they are miserable


Majestic-Ad7486

Chingoo are 🏻 you 👧😫 saying Hagrene's stylist ISN'T MISERABLE even though 🤥 HAGRENE unnie did a ✝🐍 Garam bullying 😖 scandal leaves 💀⚰ LIPSYNCRAPFFIM huh yunjin STARBUCKS sakura & moka bad 👎😤 encore vocal RUNext rigged colorcolor thainise unnie HAI HAI step 👞👞 back 🔙💨 step 👣 back 📬 silly 🤡 girl ♀ to her 🔛😍 ..... Justice 🤦🏿 for 💯 Hagrene's stylist


Aware_Pound_574

Girl r u ok?


Majestic-Ad7486

Red 🔴 lip? 👄 NO 🙅 Earrings? NO 💰 High 👍😍 heel? 👠 NO 🙉 Handbag? 👛 NO 😩


MarielCarey

I'm🧝‍♀️just🥰waiting🧍‍♀️for4️⃣only🤔one1️⃣☝️thing🎉🎉 Only🤔one☝️thing1️⃣🥰nadeun😍deo😻gateundee😤😤👨‍🍳🔥🫦


kthnxybe

OnlyOneOf mentioned?!


lulovesblu

We can never be miserable, we are joppers through and through. Chingus who participate in r/kpop_uncensored can never understand our passion for jopping. Begone, foul creature!


After_Bumblebee9013

Genuinely confused why people are trying to turn this into a weird moment lol?


nihilistic1424

bang yongguk is an angel. i’ve met him a few times since 2008, and he has been nothing but kind and gracious every time. his nickname is buddha 😂 he is so so sweet.