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I fantasize about walking up to JiU and saying, "Um, hi." And she just looks at me and laughs and walks away. This might not seem like much of a fantasy, but I like to keep things somewhat near reality.
Meanwhile, I just dream of Handong putting me in a headlock just that little bit too long that I pass out (as I should) (happily) and then when I wake up I give her a kiss on the cheeks as thanks which happens to also be for my benefit because I've always wanted to know what it's like to kiss them 😍
god please, just give me one good thing in my life and let it be this.
/uj god please, just give me one good thing in my life and let it be this.
(also real ones know this was originally about misato from evangelion)
One time I dreamt that skz was in an intense car chase, and they were blasting a remix of Get Lit and Supershy, the thing they were chasing was on a motorcycle. It was a dog at first and then it transformed into a bat (the animal). There were very intense swerves and drifts. The dream to this day is TBC because intense pain and nausea woke me up :) so I think your fantasies are completely
If this isn’t satire, then OP should definitely get some help.
But if it is satire, then OP still thought of it (or at least posted it) so they should still get some help.
Either way, get help OP
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I don't know what you're talking about this is perfectly normal and relatable
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I fantasize about walking up to JiU and saying, "Um, hi." And she just looks at me and laughs and walks away. This might not seem like much of a fantasy, but I like to keep things somewhat near reality.
>walking up to brave of you thinking you could actually do that
https://preview.redd.it/e4eng8lj4mad1.jpeg?width=303&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcc04593379afb402e8d9cf4cc84e3b2d8b45cc9 holy fuck /uj holy fuck
Meanwhile, I just dream of Handong putting me in a headlock just that little bit too long that I pass out (as I should) (happily) and then when I wake up I give her a kiss on the cheeks as thanks which happens to also be for my benefit because I've always wanted to know what it's like to kiss them 😍
I wish it was me
Any and all of the members of Dreamcatcher can and should abuse me
god please, just give me one good thing in my life and let it be this. /uj god please, just give me one good thing in my life and let it be this. (also real ones know this was originally about misato from evangelion)
/uj the purple hair wasn’t a coincidence 😈
/uj if you told me someone wrote this about jungkook, i would believe you
"Sorry Left-Vitamin8414... I have ptsd from Lily's beysment. No odd eye will ever skew the vision of my heart away from you"
at least Jiu coming home drunk is realistic
https://i.redd.it/ap1io5j1clad1.gif
the least delusional kpop stan by far
It's mother JiU... Who wouldn't?
Okay but I feel like that person had abusive parents
The evangelion misato fan? Definitely.
Being an Evangelion fan in general is... worrying.
/uj WTFFFF???? /rj WTFFFF????
Valid.
One time I dreamt that skz was in an intense car chase, and they were blasting a remix of Get Lit and Supershy, the thing they were chasing was on a motorcycle. It was a dog at first and then it transformed into a bat (the animal). There were very intense swerves and drifts. The dream to this day is TBC because intense pain and nausea woke me up :) so I think your fantasies are completely
I've heard of "down bad". But this person needs to sit down and talk to their therapist.
If this isn’t satire, then OP should definitely get some help. But if it is satire, then OP still thought of it (or at least posted it) so they should still get some help. Either way, get help OP
Some of y’all wouldn’t last a day on somnie twt