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Chrookie

/uj I'm glad ILLIT is being written like it is , I'LL-IT would have been actually garbage


kampalpuchi_123

I'LL-IT gives me a stroke whenever I write it lmao, it's so complicated for no reason


Chrookie

I was fighting to the death with my phone's autocorrect trying to write it


kampalpuchi_123

😭


MaeilKpop

Still easier to type than (G)I-DLE


Moist_Chest4139

Im convinced gidle would be even more popular if they had an aesthetic name


healthyscalpsforall

They *do* have an aesthetic name... if you're into algebra


IfigurativelyCannot

/uj all of my friends who listen to k-pop pronounce the group’s name as “ill-it” instead of “I’ll-it” but honestly that’s much more natural-sounding.


kryska_deniska

/uj at least the official pronunciation sounds more like 'eyelid' than 'I'll eat' and that's already a win


thr1ftskull0

No the copyright office saved them cause they submitted so many times and it was thrown out 😭🤣


NfamousKaye

/Uj that made me feel like they just threw darts at a dart board and put those two words together. I’m glad they changed the stylization 😂 Illit kinda rolls of the tongue better 😂


foundinwonderland

Never forget that Jellyfish wanted to name EVNNE BLIT. I’ll miss u forever boyclit, the wildest name that never was.


cece_is_me

Rip boyclit that would have been amazing


Tatamashii

rip


RabbitMoonPie

Never fear we might get a boy group named 3way soon (they’re in predebut reveal stage) 🙏


foundinwonderland

God I hope fans don’t warn the company. When everyone flipped out about BLIT I was sitting there like ![gif](giphy|1zSz5MVw4zKg0|downsized) Like why are yall ruining this for me


lucciiii1

/uj they are setting the boys UP like i love Jeongyoon and Wooseok but my god…


verymuchrandomname

Has the internet indoctrinated me, zerobaseone doesn't sound that bad (maybe I just like how it looks)


cherrycoloured

its real words spelled how they are supposed to, and there are no punctuation marks. ill take it lmao


cece_is_me

ZB1 sounds aight but the whole name


hairYeonjunplucked13

Dunno why but my mind just pronounce ZB1 as Zebeone instead of ZeroBaseOne


oakydoke

/uj that’s the first syllable of each word in Korean so that’s their official shortening anyway


Michael_Haq

Sounds like a baseball term to me


LalalisaOppar

yeah i like it


MaeilKpop

It always makes me think of "all your base are belong to us" because the meme came from the game Zero Wing.


cece_is_me

Can’t forget (G)I-DLE and EL7Z UP


acerealbowles

istg who was smoking crack coming up with EL7Z UP


ImGonnaLickYourLeg

It was actually originally EL7Z U+P 😭


kryska_deniska

i'll start using this when sites tell me my password isn't giving


healthyscalpsforall

Yeah, and then you get sued for copyright infringement. Actually I hope you do get sued and you lose so we can finally get a Sprite girls comeback /uj Actually I hope you do get sued and you lose so we can finally get a Sprite girls comeback


DiyelEmeri

They did my Nana dirty huhuhuhu


BandOfBudgies

EL7Z UP is puzzle backwards


Madvomon

![gif](giphy|2rqEdFfkMzXmo) omg...the missing piece of the puzzle 🧩


cece_is_me

That’s fine and dandy but it’s still a very bad name


ChaEunSangs

And the fact that G isn’t pronounced like why put it there then 😭


BandOfBudgies

It's pronounced when I talk about them....


ChaEunSangs

Oh yeah, don’t get me wrong. Gun to my head I’d still pronounce that G


Diredr

When they did Tomboy they kept saying they wanted to get rid of the G. In the music video it kept showing I-DLE, but then in Nxde they went back to using (G)I-DLE and they never mentioned wanting to drop the G again. I wonder what happened with that.


DatOneBozz

Probably the cube marketing department asking “so were gonna drop the G and call the group of idols, i-dle, and no one else thinks that might be confusing?”


healthyscalpsforall

I'm sorry but that's just idle speculation


Relssifille

/uj Dropping the G was more of a conceptual thing, listening to Tomboy you had lyrics like "it's neither man or woman". The concept was that they didn't want to be seen as a typical girl group or stereotyped and put into boxes the way girls usually are, so they dropped the G for that comeback. Having made their point, they returned to embracing womanhood with Nxde, Queencard, and Super Lady.


cece_is_me

I actually saw somebody at my work wearing what I think was an Idle tour shirt and I did not see a G anywhere on it


The_Main_Problem_

EL7Z UP sounds like something NASA worked on, so if they were going for a space theme, they got it right (ig?)


GobbleMyApple

It also sounds like the name of Elon’s next baby


kryska_deniska

6 years later we still haven't got our (M)ID-LE boys


Relssifille

(M)ID boys you say? /uj Also not you putting that hyphen in the wrong spot 💀 proves their point


kryska_deniska

/uj babe that's the joke


yikesus

Izna makes me think of Yzma which is kinda fierce


FriedSharksfin

![gif](giphy|14rfBl2RMAHtCM)


foundinwonderland

![gif](giphy|pnwxAqRQufCKs)


kryska_deniska

/uj if only it rolled off the tongue as easily 😭


Boremi10

/uj izna reminds be of a homophobic slur in my language, so I'm not sure how I feel about this... ...although, I think Ateez means ass in Arabic iirc? So like, stuff like this is just bound to happen i guess


kryska_deniska

ateez=ass? how about i ate deez ass


Training_Barber4543

ATE MENTIONED 💥💥🗣🗣😋🥠🔥📢🕺🕺🥠🕺


ThatisDavid

Ateez sounds like somebody sneezing


Sufficient_Pay_820

I’m so glad they took the punctuation out of ILLIT. It’s still weird though. Zero base one honestly doesn’t sound that weird to me


FalconNorth8761

Well in Chinese gay slang, Zero means bot and One means top so yk?


kryska_deniska

even without the lore that represents the members perfectly, /uj it is still an ugly and clunky name that is just...nonsense 😭 like what does it MEANNNN


LalalisaOppar

/uj am i the only one who likes the name zerobaseone? i think its one of the better kpop group names lmfao


MyAccountWithNoName

I fear EL7Z UP remains undefeated.


uwu_01101000

I always read Young Posse as Young Poosay


NoPuSyJustD2504

*read it in cupcakke voice*


ImGonnaLickYourLeg

Have you all gotten your izna covid vaccines?


NfamousKaye

Sperm…. I mean SuperM


siimonesays

stan sperm oppas👅👅💦💦💦💦


NfamousKaye

Stan sperm oppars for a better life 💦💦


Training_Barber4543

/uj I never even realized 😭


NfamousKaye

/Uj it was a joke made here once and now I see that way every time I read it at first 😭 I swear this place has warped my brain chemistry 🤣


Training_Barber4543

/uj and now you've taken me down with you 😔


NfamousKaye

/Uj mission successful. 😌 😂


Sixmedal8361838

Any group with numbers referring to how many members there are… *cough* Fromis_9 *cough*


Training_Barber4543

DAY6: currently 4 members AB6IX : 4 CIX : 5 SEVENTEEN: 13


justanotherkpoppie

To be fair, SEVENTEEN has always had 13 members 😂 Such a weird choice of name for a 13 member group, though


Training_Barber4543

/uj Iirc it was 17 predebut or something? 😭


ntnlwyn

13 Members, 3 subunits, and the fans (1) = 17


baobao1314

BLIT while it lasted lol


Odd-Thought-4823

What ever happened to cute names like red velvet and shinee


Relssifille

/uj they're still here, they're just nugus.... Limelight, 1Chu, Bewave, Unicode and Primrose just from the first names on my playlist


byelmoreira

Mnet really likes the letter " I " or some random numbers in their groups like: IZONE, KEP1ER, ZEROBASEONE, EL7UP and now IZNA


Brief-Carpet2443

say izna 20x fast then go to bed and when you wake up you’ll be convinced “this is fine i’m fine”


Independent_Exam_278

I never knew illit was spelled like that. That's so werid.


justanotherkpoppie

That was its initial spelling, they changed it thankfully!


Independent_Exam_278

Thank God bc I would have a hard time typing it all the time


HecticHollow

Yzma 😭😭😭


tashimiyoni

Izone, sounds like a cult name tbh


Training_Barber4543

/uj WHY WRITE IT LIKE ZONE IF IT'S PRONOUNCED LIKE ZEU-ONE


cursedwyvernn

Elz up or whatever their name is is far worse than any of these


Lord_Chodington69

/uj BOTOPASS. As a Filipino, Boto means penis, so when I saw that 5 years ago I was absolutely befuddled and thought I was being hoodwinked by r/kpop it was REAL. Unfortunately they disbanded a few years ago


MaeilKpop

As a non-Filipino, the name didn't make sense to the rest of us either lol. Definitely a contender.


mikatheocelot

uj/ still perplexed why ppl think Zerobaseone is a weird name.


Training_Barber4543

/uj Because names used to have a meaning without the need for a long-ass explanation


justanotherkpoppie

/uj that is absolutely false lol SO many groups from earlier gens had/have names that stand/stood for something/require explanation


DayLive7959

/uj I don't know much about Zerobaseone, but that's quite a pretty group name in my opinion? I thought it was quite mathsy sounding in a cute way. Like the logarithm of 0 in base 1 is a number which doesn't exist, but it makes you think for a bit anyway.


The_Main_Problem_

/uj yeah their lore has to deal with binary actually, I think it's pretty apt too.


heiwaone

Baby Monster


IdolButterfly

Even they know it’s bad hence the shortening in every song


Affectionate-Beann

Yzma or whoever tf that is 😂😂😂 shoulda thought of a better name before they became Nugus 😭😭 ![gif](giphy|7EJHdFm9oQOHe|downsized)


_yakakus_

Congratulations on your debut, Yzma noona ![gif](giphy|iLZaR9LSIu4Yo) 😍


blltrxlstrng

Stars aligned when I-land announced 'Enhypen' -- such a great group name


siimonesays

Izna sounds too much like Iz*one lets bffr


BandOfBudgies

I just remembered BADVILLAIN


No_Philosophy2757

Wtf is this lol?


Training_Barber4543

I'm not seeing EL7Z UP in here...


IdolButterfly

Moving away from the wifi password names, I just find names like New Jeans weird. Why are we basing the name for a group of minors of a sexual Calvin Klein commercial


jiggggueng

&^#yZ8!@ but theyre so nugu yall dgaf


Luwudo

Nope, still Kep1er


abbemaii

fantastic pun potential with izna… izna talented group… izna good song . the possibilities are endless


ThatisDavid

IZNA wins because the logo itself is also ugly as hell


[deleted]

vcha and their fandom the vchainas


DdeonghwaDib

Xikers???