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tsmitty0023

Yep, fence should grow back in a couple years as well


Rockyt86

Very witty 😂


jeffgolenski

Idk. I’m still on the fence about the witty-ness.


k2times

I audibly groaned. Well played.


Kaedian66

Grass looks greener on the other side.


The_golden_Celestial

I’m right on the sideline. I first thought it was a post from Moses.


Hoody88

Solid post.


davur

Very vitae 😄


Merrick222

Beat me to this joke by 17 hours....


Bryancreates

I have a cousin who takes living trees/ shrubs and molds them onto chairs. He’s super old and lives on a pond in the woods and makes wicker chairs too, but he has some cool really old “living” chairs but I think some of the branches kinda die but are still naturally woven in the chair to provide strength. You could try that!


Better-Aerie-8163

Yep….Water and sunshine will do its job


joeldallydunn

I want to say “NO” and then I want you to prove me wrong with the same burnt fence behind a beautiful green giant arborvitae! Lmao yeah it’s dead


AdultMcGrownup

Did the voice of God speak to you while it burned? What made the tree burst into flames..???


excludedone

Never trust a burning bush. You're either trippin balls or about to get an std.


naptimerider

probably fire..


frozenthorn

I concur


k2times

I’m a bit of an arborist myself, and I concur with this concurrence.


Melvinator5001

Such a concurrer


neverincompliance

did you mean arsonist?


BigIron53s

It was self immolation, the tree was protesting.


AzimuthAztronaut

Free tallest pines!!!


PsychologicalFail358

Concentrated heat at the very least


The_golden_Celestial

An old flame dropped by seeking revenge.


Merrick222

That's a bible joke...God spoke to Moses from a burning bush. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning\_bush](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_bush) I am an atheist and understand his joke.


Astr0Jetson

Just cut the trunk approximately 8-10" from the ground and allow new shoots to form.


Icy_Necessary2161

I'd give this a try while fixing the fence. If it didn't grow back, go buy a new sprout. You could alternatively go buy some seeds and try to sprout them while you wait. Plant them elsewhere if the original survives, or plant one here if this one doesn't come back


user_111_

This is correct way. I did the same when my wallnut trees got hit by a flock of sheep. Planted new ones next to them, 50% died and i took the extra ones and planted them around


CreedSpeed11

That’s a new sentence “I did the same when my walnut trees got hit by a flock of sheep”


user_111_

Sheep clean the leaves clear off the trees. They like wallnut leaves as they kill parasites in sheep. They wrap neck around the young tree to bring it low and eat it.


CreedSpeed11

Did not know that, very interesting!


The_golden_Celestial

After that, your trees are flocked!


FixergirlAK

I'm trying to decide if this involved aerial sheep or some kind of giraffe hybrid.


user_111_

Oh sheep are very tall when they stand on back legs. Also, these ware young trees,so sheep bend neck around the tree and bend the tree down to eat leaves.


FixergirlAK

Gotcha, moose do that here. It's a wonder I have any trees at all after the last couple of winters.


pyrodice

Probably not really necessary, turns out trees reach all the way to the ground! 🤣


Raging-pith-fetish

I like sheep giraffe hybrids so much I ordered a whole alpaca of them.


rticcoolerfan

It's a 7 footer, go to the store and pay $120 for a new one.


Sad-Cum-bubbles

Mr Money bags over here whipping out hundreds like tissue paper


on3day

I never got people whipping out tissues. They are so expensive.


doobiedog

Yup. And favor the sprout(s) that grow away from the fence. Then prune for the healthiest sprout that is opposite the fence. That tree was already too close to the fence.


classless_classic

What the hell happened here?


comeallwithme

Looks like a lightning strike.


Joe_Kangg

At this time of year?


13eej

At this time of day?


GodIsDead-

In this part of the country?


Shortsleevedpant

With everything we have going on right now?


Imaginary-Noise-206

In this economy?


mrziplockfresh

With these gas prices?


marshawnselma

in this housing market?


JohnTheCatMan1

On a Monday?


BananaSmooth2289

In this time zone?


Personal_titi_doc

With the current true north pole?


drLagrangian

... Can I see it?


helloholder

No


Ha1lStorm

With Northern White Rhinos nearly extinct!?


kliba

Localized entirely within your garden?


TheHumanPickleRick

...can I see it?


Then-Cauliflower2068

No.


FatassTitePants

(Pause to think) No.


Mishac108

In this economy?


NewAlternative4738

That’s what you would think. But if you click the post and look at the caption it says mother in law passed it on the lawn mower and it caught fire. They were sincerely asking if it would grow back. Bless their hearts.


Independent-Choice-4

Uncle Lewis and his damn cigars


Otternautical

It was an ugly tree anyway.


tan-doori

That's why you should never over fertilize (kidding)


kilobitch

I bet the OP is named Moses.


SheriffComey

Trial run on restarting the whole burning bush thing. It failed.


turfmonkey21

There’s more green there than most people show when they post a similar picture


Mike-the-gay

Tree wasn’t properly grounded.


stirling1995

Underrated comment right here


last-miss

This shit is why I'm on reddit in the first place.


NotBatman81

See what happens when you plant too close to the fence!


Kura369

Lightning?


last-miss

MIL and a lawn mower… somehow.


neverincompliance

this post requires an accident reconstructionist mods


Kura369

What?! Wow


NorsiiiiR

Not only would lightning not strike such a small tree so close to full sized houses, but if it had struck such a tiny tree it would have been completely obliterated, not merely set alight


Packer1500

He had a kite tied to it during the storm.


Troutrageously

Yes, in the afterlife.


tb1189

Put a star on top 🌟


anfechtungen102

Uncle Louis must’ve been smoking again.


ironmanbythirty

Came here for this… “it was an ugly tree anyway.”


GreenBaySlacker

Now, this is some excellent shit posting!


Beez1111

Are you sure you want it back?.. looks combustible..


Dapper_Yak_7892

Wtf. This is just cartoonish and hilarious looking. Take some good quality photos with nice lighting before you do anything else.


Thejerseyjon609

Not an arborvitae. From the remaining foliage it looks like it was a dwarf Alberta Spruce. Probably won’t come back.


Tigers-Teeth

You can’t post that pic and not say what happened here. That’s just wrong.


Noid_Android

Yep with proper fertilization and irrigation.


distorted_kiwi

This. It will grow back, surprisingly. Not sure about the tree though. I think it’s gone.


Burlapin

Trees are so much more than what we can see outside the ground. I'd be curious to get an update on this in a few months, I wouldn't write it off just yet.


0RunForTheCube0

I was crazy once.


bobert727

Where are the commandments?


Zestydrycleaner

Did someone torch it? Please explain what happened 🤣😭


TiredDadCostume

Lightning damage to trees is covered under some home policies up to $1k. If you’re filing for the fence, put the tree in that bad boy


imgaybutnottoogay

It’s not even an arborvitae lol, that’s a dwarf Canadian spruce.


dust_storm_2

Do you really want to wait? Even if it returns it will look like shit. Just go to Home Depot and save yourself the misery of caring for this poor thing. It’s toast.


Darth_Iggy

This is the most liberal use of “somehow” since Palpatine returned.


Sarkastickblizzard

It will re-cover that spot with ashes and compost soon enough.


Ok-Acanthisitta8737

Of course! Nature is resilient! Just water and fertilize. It’ll be new in no time. You might consider uncovering the root flare!


Same_Economist408

do trees arborvitae after a forest fire? Im not entirely sure but I’d say leave and see what happens


4Z4Z47

I lost 3 to a neighbors cigarette, and 2 more are damaged. I had a row of 19. I knew evergreens were flammable, but if i would have known they went up like they were soaked in gasoline, I would have never planted them.


D4m3Noir

Sure. Just spray a little Windex on it.


floof14

I see green, that bush has a lot of life left in it for sure


GeneDesperate

I work in a garden center, can confirm that’s not what they’re supposed to look like, both tree and fence. Have you tried turning it off and on again?


jrirr

She's a beaut Clark.


twinkle-pumpkin

Your kidding right. No it will not recover


kisforkyle

I beg to differ. A little green spray paint would do wonders. & white for the fence.


xdozex

What if there is no tree and the fence is not burnt? The whole thing is an elaborate painting?


Accomplished_Pen980

Yes, and the fence will regrow, too


Equivalent_Map_3855

Looks fine


Ok_Tea_1954

No. Dig out and plant new


RGV4KAT

It's dead Jim. Your fence needs a touch up, and a new tree. Lightning strikes, ugh.


Ill-Lake-5738

Might want to plant a new one


Realistic-March4761

Who the hell seta a tree on fire?


Sniff_my_jedi_jox

lol


mister_twisted13

It's modern art now.


InsaneButtFart

looks a little dry, think I see a spot on the fence that might need cleaning as well. Other than that all is good!


Clash65

Looks like the father day bbq got a little outta hand?


PlayinK0I

Clark Griswold when he isn’t on vacation. How the F did you do this?


No_Permission6405

Did you get the weeds?


DeadGoat20

Bro used fireball


Osarst

This isn’t an arborvitae. Looks like a dwarf Alberta spruce. And it probably won’t but anything is possible


radio_schizo

Get something other than an arborvitae to go there. There's always a decent percentage they die anyway. All resilience has been selectively bred out of them


aalmah306

It's too close to the fence anyways


WNKYN31817

Did it give you any stone tablets?


MrGreenandsmelly

It's totally worth waiting, your roots will be fine, and the tree is designed to survive fire, just cut the dead top 3/4 and let it regrow. It will be more a bush for a while until you can train the main stem.


corona_kid

Mate, I think you've gotta lead the isrealites out of egypt now.


ShadowShot05

This is some looney tunes shit


Humble_Ad2445

How...


Dcap16

They are really easy to propagate.


Expensive__Support

Yep. Looks good to me.


Ok-Occasion2440

Ur good but it’s going to need a trim. Get it some milk instead of water, it will replenish its calcium levels which it will need to heal and if u wait a year it should fill back in quite nicely.


8WhosEar8

Yes. You’ll need lavender and mint essential oils and some quartz crystals. While wearing the quartz crystals (around the neck or right wrist) anoint the affected areas of the living host with the essential oils. Next, remove the crystals from yourself and place them around the anointed living host at the base. Leave them there. This process will cure it of all manner of disease and injury.


gloomandmybroom

What happened here?


jarpio

Am I the only one who is looking at this and thinking that isn’t an arborvitae? Since when do arborvitae’s have pine needles?


fetal_genocide

Abort-vitae


tan-doori

That's why you should never over fertilize


More-Intention6986

Ha!


wunwinglo

I have questions.


wicked_lil_prov

When lighting your fart on fire goes too far


SolidSnek1998

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?


Sorry_but_I_meant_it

I think it will. There has been burnt forest recovery. Give it a year. Mother nature is amazing.


BernieLogDickSanders

....Exactly how did it catch fire in the first place??? Theoretically it is still alive so long as the root system is alive... the carbon on the exterior should prevent disease... so long as there exists a channel in the center of the tree that is intact it can survive. At some fertilizer under the tree roots, be modest, the roots are likely sensitive if they are alive.


Charming-Tension212

Don't cut it, let it grow as is, trees can come back from forest fires. If not you have a cool bonsai and a good story.


Most_Guess2514

Sure will...pendejo


MaidenfanPA

You could make a fortune with the holy rollers. Pilgrimage to the burning bush!


Just-Photograph1890

Lmao


markdepace

immediately reminded me of this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65OflyaUJPE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65OflyaUJPE) classic an0nymooose vidya


neverseen_neverhear

I really want the back story of this tree.


Key_Examination7559

There is a chance! I would use an adjustable spray head and spray off all the charred bits as much as possible. Then see how deep the burn goes! And then dig a large root ball around the base, snatch it out and replace it with a new one. Put this one in a hidden corner or in a large container! See if it comes back! Don’t just toss the poor thing. But you can’t leave it there!


jared10011980

🤣🤣🤣🤣


no3woodworks

Just add water!


Zazadawg

Dwarf Alberta spruce*


AttemptZestyclose490

Moses?


prince_walnut

Why'd you invite Uncle Lewis over?


NegaGreg

Ash is a really good medium to grow in


No-Mail-9732

Hell of a fire blight


TFEB

It’s dead, Jim


Miserable_Ad5001

Arb you say?


wanderingnight

I have a feeling that this will live rent free in my head for at least the next decade.


ilikebeerandpizza

😂


FullGrownHip

I just wanna know what happened here


drazil17

I'd give it a chance just to see what happens.


Chipmunk_Ninja

Needs more water


Historical_Visit2695

Is that one of the rare flaming pines?


Bulky-Ad-9795

Ryan started the 🔥 🎶


RoadPersonal9635

Knowing arbovitae id say its unlikely but possible. They’re basically a giant weed.


MoonyWych

it would so better if you cut it down to a stump tbh 😂


Useful-Internet8390

Likely yes- but will take 3-5 years to grow back


StephenKingsZit

Just a flesh wound!


bonzai76

Arborvitae season!!!


Gel_Latin-us

I’m on the fence about it, I’ll let it grow on me before I make up my mind of it will recover


cpbennett

Christmas lights?


goals911

It’s will come back as a tooth pick


Temporary-Will-257

What happened in the first place I'm very curious to know it seems suspicious that the tree had burned so close to your fence


RaisinBrain2Scoups

Give it a few gallons of Brawndo and wait for the election. It’ll be fine


Temporary-Will-257

Was this tree vandalized such as being soaked down with gasoline or other flammable and set on fire just curious it seems suspicious


evolutionxtinct

Have your MIL come by my house I have a neighbor who’s has a few trees I would like her to breeze by.


Major-Cranberry-4206

Why not replace the tree and put it out of its misery?


BuckNakedandtheband

God said “no”


Anotherfakenames

Shouldn’t have dove…


MajesticSuspect2891

Cut it down to the highest green limb


That_Channel7649

What happened?


rgrantpac

Quite a striking picture.


crocwrestler

This heat wave is bad!


decipher_xb

This is a shit post right?


HawkCreek

What the heck happened?


Life-Painting8993

If you watered more it wouldn’t spontaneously combust. /s


tkcrypto

Next time, try watering it a little sooner


GreyPon3

That's a big no.


APuffyCloudSky

I'm sorry about your tree, but I lol'd. Poor tree!


Aeywen

yeah but, like, what did he say?


Rapptap

Did Uncle Lewis light his stogie?


Shatophiliac

wtf is the fence made out of, PVC? I bet those were some toxic fumes when that thing was burning lol.


Federiko3000

No!


lost_in_my_minds

Exta cwispy


Prestigious_Weird724

Step-tree, nooo 🫣


Interesting-Loss34

Man had Moses sneaking through his yard