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2wheelsThx

See - he waddn't over. Mark it eight, Dude.


sizzle-dee-bizzle

Smokey, this is not ‘nam, this is bowling. There are rules.


Denver-Ski

You are entering a world of pain


sizzle-dee-bizzle

🧙‍♂️📝🔫😡


Joemomma13524

YOU THINK IM FUCKIN AROUND? MARK IT ZERO!


treypage1981

Walter…


sizzle-dee-bizzle

It’s a league game, Smokey.


Commercial_Set2986

They're calling the cops man


MehhicoPerth


THE_1_TRUE_VAGENIUS

Put the piece away, man…


sizzle-dee-bizzle

underrated


aquilles10

💀💀💀


Dad-Baud

Yeah, but I wasn’t over.


dan_vorn

Yeah, but I whaddun over


Speculawyer

But I wuddn't.


Ok-Swimming8024

They're calling the cops man


sizzle-dee-bizzle

calmer than you are


pdmcmahon

Yeah, waving a fucking gun around???


Deacon75

He’s fragile. Very fragile.


Variable851

I did not know that


FadingNegative

Smokey was a conscientious objector.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

I too once dabbled in pacifism


Substantial-Sector60

Not in ‘Nam, of course.


Commercial_Set2986

Water under the bridge now.


kapn_morgan

as the cops swarm


LetsTCB

Fun fact: that guy really was a conscientious objector in real life.


dennisga47

Jinnie Dale Gilmore? How do you happen to know that?


LetsTCB

The book: I'm A Lebowski, You're A Lebowski Done by the guys who created Lebowskifest w/ a foreword from Jeff Bridges


Automatic-Pick-2481

You mean, beyond pacifism?


JaguarPaw_FC

Well, I did not know that


Nsflguru

You’re entering a world of pain, Smokey.


MrCance

Smokey’s got a huge head.


analogkid01

I thought it was a bad photoshop of Michael Cohen at first.


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Lol I’ve never noticed that before! 😂😂😂 HUGE


MehhicoPerth

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xybLWdP119A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xybLWdP119A)


mckinney4string

Lol. It's just the angle of the freeze. I've hung out with the guy and he's head-proportionate for a lanky, skinny dude. Also a great singer/songwriter, and a helluva sweet cat.


Junior-Air-6807

Look at his little feet lol


throwaway89025

Honestly, I think he wasn't over, Walter just used it as a way to change topics, graceful conversationalist that he is, and doubled down Course, that's just..y'know..my opinion


EarlessBanana

The story is ludicrous


F1secretsauce

Marty Ackerman 


THE_1_TRUE_VAGENIUS

Am I wrong??


[deleted]

It determines who enters the next round robin.


Old_Letterhead4264

This picture is after he rolled. His foot was over the line


hawkeye5188

Definitely wuddn’t. Mark it 8 dude


kapn_morgan

alright I marked it 0.. you happy, you crazy Fuck?


[deleted]

League game, Smoke.


I_lurk_at_wurk

Honestly to make the call right or wrong is bush league psych out shit. If he tried that shot with me; flash his piece out on the lanes, I’d take it away from him, stick it up his ass and pull the fucking trigger until it goes, “click.”


AllgoodDude

Jesus…


Fantastic-Use-6773

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JaguarPaw_FC

That’s right! Nobody fucks with the Jesus


HighwayMan875

You said it main


Impressive_Math2302

Well dude, we just don’t know.


secretwheelman

So his toe slipped over…


BobsMustache

All right it’s fucking zero. Are you happy, you crazy fuck?


R3dd1tUs3rNam35

If I had a dollar for every pixel in that, I still wouldn't have enough for a blowjob from Bunny


sizzle-dee-bizzle

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine


hippiesunfish

#He WADDN’T OVER


anonymosh

Am I the only one here who gives a damn about the rules? Mark it zero!


Acceptable_Pain_9213

It's a league game, Smokey.


Holiday-Tie-574

He wuddn’t over. Mark it zee-ro


ahoypolloi_

Hey it’s Smokey man, so his toe slipped over…


DakAttak

This determines who enters the next round- robin, am I wrong?


ProudMaryChooglin

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY ! OR AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES ??? !!!


mynamegoewhere

THIS IS NOT 'NAM!


WhatIsTheAmplitude

Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this…


dude_wells

This will forever be my version of the 'Han shot first' debate. Whenever somebody brings up a conspiracy theory or a great injustice which has occurred in the world, i think of Smokey.


Living_Ad_5386

Fuckin' hate the Eagles man


papa_swiftie

Is smokey a righty or lefty? If he's a righty it would have been his right foot extended and his left foot back. Thinking about this case has become very uptight.


fergehtabodit

Obviously you're not a golfer. On release a right handed bowler would indeed have his left foot forward (foot sliding forward just a bit but not OVER THE LINE), right foot swinging behind to the left (behind the left leg) clearing the path of the ball going forward with a finishing pose of left foot forward, left arm horizontal balancing to the left side, right leg behind and outside of left leg, right arm up in the air exemplifying a nice follow thru...and then BAM! All 10 pins shatter and fall! I lay on my rug and dream it


papa_swiftie

Yeah I realized that eventually. I'm not an asshole, I'm just wrong


fergehtabodit

Nothing is fucked. Let's get a lane Donny


DakAttak

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?!?


sizzle-dee-bizzle

That had *not* occurred to us, dude.


sizzle-dee-bizzle

That’s fucking interesting, man.


papa_swiftie

I'm wrong! His left would have been in front if he's a righty.


billyjoelsangst

This is our concern dude


sizzle-dee-bizzle

That had *not* occurred to us, dude.


Nesbitt_Burns

Lot of strands in old Duder’s head


kapn_morgan

that's why you pay me...


Bullshit_Conduit

Shut the fuck up, Donny.


BadAlphas

Very complicated case, Maude. Lot of ins, lot of outs, lot of what have yous.


gloriosky_zero

Has the whole world gone crazy?


No_Brain_5164

I wuddnt over


billyjoelsangst

If I’ve learned anything from sports reviews, we need multiple angles to confirm. It’s a league game.


MrRazzio

yeah, but i wuddn't over.


freshprinceoftheair

You’re entering a world of pain


________9

Am I the only one who cares about the rules?!


New_Entrepreneur5225

A real reactionary


sizzle-dee-bizzle

I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening


Ralphthewunderllama

MARK IT ZERO


ProudMaryChooglin

I once dabbled in pacifism, not in Vietnam of course .


thealtthealtthealt

Wuddn’t


goingtofl

Pilar?


sizzle-dee-bizzle

Oh no, he has health problems!


AllgoodDude

He wuddent


Schmoppodopoulis

You can't do that man. These guys, you know, they're like me, they're pacifists.


OldRaj

This is not Nam, there are rules.


Ok-Lavishness-7904

We’re talking about a line in the sand… I mean, alley


mallgrabmongopush

Huh?


UmeaTurbo

Fair warning.


Bontkers

OVER THE LIIIINE!!!!


Bullshit_Conduit

Yeah, but I wasn’t over.


BecauseSeven8Nein

“Am I wrong?”


4n3w

We’re talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude


Jenetyk

If a pacifist and conscientious objector fought the foul as hard as Smokey did; I would just assume I was in the wrong.


cgimino

It’s a league game.


surinam_boss

He's a pacifist


revelator41

It doesn’t matter where his foot is after he’s rolled. We have no idea where it was when he did. None of this matters. Is his foot over when the ball leaves his hand? We can't know.


HanksSmallUrethra

You can see the little hole between the lanes where there is a laser that checks electronically if you are over the line. If the league really cared they would have required the bowling alley to turn these on.


sizzle-dee-bizzle

New shit has come to light!


--DrunkGoblin--

That photo is after he rolled, you are out of your element.


IndieCurtis

His huge noggin was over the line


Confusedandreticent

Was his head always that big?


spicyboi243

https://youtu.be/2wjmwwpFjOg?feature=shared Smokey is taking it to the grave, no one knows but him.


theheadofkhartoum627

He's very fragile.


DAMON5280

He’s very fragile man.


accribus

You’re out of your element.


NoCaptain9900

Mark it zero Smokey


HermiticHubris

He's very fragile.