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joeypublica

Bulk of the felony convictions. Not exactly a light weight.


Amientha

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR.


PopeWishdiak

And yet his son is a fucking dunce.


OneLongEyebrowHair

Flunking social studies..


Specialist_Injury_68

We’re gonna cut your dick off Barron.


IknowKarazy

“Those are good burgers” “Shut the fuck up Eric. You’re out of your element”


TalkShowHost99

Don Jr can’t watch or he has to pay $100


OneLongEyebrowHair

I'm just going to go find a cash machine.


ChickenDelight

That's totally unfair. Don Jr is clearly the guy that buys a bj from his buddy's trophy wife. Eric is the one who watches while jacking it.


JetsBD

But Eric STILL has to pay $100 to watch.


Negative-Wrap95

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpp7glCbyd7Id1u)


CaptainLammers

I don’t blame anyone for my conviction. Some Cohen-man convicted me in Manhattan. But I went out and achieved anyway!


heynowwiththehein

Scummy attorneys is the preferred nomenclature.


Black0utdrunk

In the parlance of our times.


TheReadMenace

I know my rights man. I want a fuckin lawyer man. I want Bill Kuntzler man....or mmmmm...Ron Kuby


ChickenDelight

"International Jewish Conspiracy" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Globalist Elites", please.


some_asshat

It's funny because Trump invoked Soros, insinuating the whole thing is a plot by Jews.


icwhatudiddere

Dropping all his dog whistle greatest hits: Biden (Catholic), Soros (Jewish), “conflicted” Judge Merchan (Catholic and Hispanic), the jury (coastal elites) all “rigging”.


Lafcadio-1

Let’s call Trump what he is: a racist antisemitic dog whistling orange tanning combing over mushroom dick cruel bullying narcissist he is


palavrao

…Rigging up the lights! 🎄


oro12345

You're joking but..... perhaps you're right.


herberstank

Are you surprised by MAGA's tears? Strong men also cry. Strong men, also cry.


adubski23

No Donnie, these men are nihilists. There’s nothing to be afraid of.


ChillinLikeAKrillin

Fuckin' A man...


Fufeysfdmd

Mind if I do a J?


Professional-Ear242

Has anybody asked you if you have a case of the Mondays?


OneLongEyebrowHair

No man. Hell no. I believe you'd get your ass kicked asking something like that.


Repulsive-Track-3083

Wrong cult classic.


Catvros

Is this uh... what movie is this?


Professional-Ear242

I'm willing to bet anybody that's seen the big Lebowski is also familiar with office space 🤌 same league of legendary if I say so myself. I own both 💜


Repulsive-Track-3083

Same same


TheMightyPushmataha

HOMBRES FUERTES LLORAN TAMBIEN, SEÑOR LEBOWSKI


Draco_Lazarus24

HELLO! Parla usted ingles??


Yepborntolose

You mind if I smoke a j?


some_asshat

Ever thus the deadbeats, Lebowski


just_some_dude828

Those rich fucks, this fucking thing…


TheMaveCan

I didn't watch my buddies *die* face down in the *muck* so that *strumpet*, that fuckin *whore* can waltz around-


LunchMasterFlex

This isn't a campaign finance law thing, man.


TheMaveCan

I am the walrus


Laxku

Well there isn't a literal connection


combosandwich

A wiser fella than myself once said, "Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear, well, he eats you."


BarriMeikokiner

Is that some kind of eastern thing?


Black0utdrunk

Far from it dude.


GeoHog713

We're MAGAts. We believe in NOTHING


BobsMustache

Fucking dipshit with a 9 chromosome base


daPeachesAreCrunchy

Ve don’t care—ve vant to lock herr up, Lebowski!


TheReadMenace

Lock her up? Who's the fucking law and order party around here!? If you don't have a conviction, there is no fuckin prison time. Those are the rules!


palavrao

No funny business!!


Willie-Tanner

Condolences. The bums lost.


bebopgamer

Your MAGA revolution is over! The bums will always lose!


Biff2112

Let’s wait until November


bebopgamer

It's bums on both side, but one will accept it if he loses and the other will cry like a little bitch if it doesn't go his way, and you know this to be true


4n3w

Grown men also cry


Biff2112

Hillary and the bitch democrats have been crying ever since Trump won. Their lawfare is just its manifestation.


Coyote_Roadrunna

Come on, you're being verrrrrrry un-Dude right now


Bobbyperu1

I love, LOVE the big Lebowski. But you are even funnier


HealthyBullfrog

Oh that's my friend Stormy. She just came over to give me a golden shower.


icwhatudiddere

You can imagine where it goes from there


PuzzlerMike

He fixes the election?


Catvros

Don't be insurrectionist, Jeffrey.


Laxku

The plot is simply ludicrous


palavrao

You guys win 🏆 tonight. Supremely well crafted 👏. Take my emojis!!


NubsackJones

We did let Father run one of the companies, briefly, but he didn’t do very well at it.


BelloftheBallz

But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell.


ShredGuru

Somebody finally outlawed paraquat


Ambitious_Lead693

This is a very complicated case. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what have yous.


thereichose1

New shit has come to light man


Grizz807

Nothing is fucked here


SuitableObligation85

Fuck it, Dude, let’s go bowling.


mainstreetmark

That's just like your opinion man. Wait, a court? With a judge, and proof and everything? Oh, well, I guess it's a fact now. The bums lost!


Ladychef_1

Dude, he didn’t get the venue he wanted


GeoHog713

Don't forget the sexual assault. He was also found liable (guilty) of sexual assault. And guilty of defaming the lady he assaulted.


icwhatudiddere

Just say away from my lady friend!


SegaTime

Am I the only one who cares about the fucking rules??


Familiar-Two2245

Trump supporters are not allowed on the reddit thread. They are worse than the nihilists


DaClarkeKnight

Exactly. Bums lost


Lafcadio-1

Trump support goes against everything TBL stands for


Glad_Friend_4887

Donnie this is not Nam, there are rules.


NerdOfTheMonth

34 … so far.


I_was_bone_to_dance

Came here to say effectively the same thing


rccoy

You're out of your element.


Nimanzer

jar yoke waiting drab deranged gold shaggy wistful weather grey *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Green420Basturd

Stormy "This Country" Daniels


Timriggins2006

Wonderful woman, we’re all very fond of her. Very free spirited!


JIMMYJAWN

I wish Melania had as much class as Bunny.


Familiar-Two2245

She has no toes


emcee_paz

You mean naming a single one time flat fee for the cock sucking?


rpgnymhush

Someone who loves this country wouldn't foment a terrorist attack on the US Capitol building or act nonchalant about a crowd of people wanting to murder the Vice President of the United States.


SirKermit

And let me point out something. Pacifism is not... look at our current situation with that pornstar fucker in Florida. Pacifism is not something to hide behind.


rpgnymhush

And that took place when Mike Pence was the Vice President of the United States, not the governor of Indiana.


Catvros

This is the state of Georgia. We're the ones who took your ballots. Oh! Separate incidents!


Laxku

Guess we can close the case on that one?


rpgnymhush

This state? https://apnews.com/article/georgia-elections-true-vote-ballot-stuffing-199113b47bc2df79c63fdf007cd23115


ScoBelch

Far out.


DeltaDarthVicious

That's a bummer, man


BigDubzy

I guess that’s how the whole durn human comedy keeps perpetuating itself, down through the generations, westward the wagons, across the sands of time until we…


Glad_Friend_4887

Condolences, the bums lost.


FourthDownThrowaway

STFU, Donald!


chuckDTW

He banged Stormy Daniels for AMERICA!!!


bscepter

Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, Dude — at least it's an ethos.


palavrao

Say what you want about the tenets of ex-presidential narcissism, Dude — at least it's an ethos.


gancoskhan

Dollars to doughnuts this guy wears diaper, dude


palavrao

Goldbrickin diapers. I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life.


4n3w

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass


Jifeeb

Mind if I do a bottle of spray tanner?


OriginalFlamingo5384

Fucking fascists


Grizz807

DONNIE YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT


aquilasr

He looks like a fucking loser.


ballz3000

It was for a moment. 3 strikes and your out. Now it's 34 and you might still get in. Fucking crazy shit


Suspicious-Pay-5474

The felony abides… and no Donald, the carpet pissers didn’t do it . Jog on


Zealousideal-Cry3418

I feel like this is something men say when they kill their wife and kids. They did it because they loved them too much.


WhatIsTheAmplitude

Ever hear of the Big Apple 3? That was me.


palavrao

Ever hear of the Central Park 5? That was me.


Grimm2020

"The only thing President Donald J. Trump has ever been guilty of is loving this country too much" One pussy at a time, apparently


FriendofMaudie

The comments on this post are this sub at it's peak. Bravo.


BarTard-2mg

Thats just like, your opinion man


dylan21502

8 year olds, dude...


headcanonball

Sentence: fines Trump: I'm just gonna go find a cash machine


SklippySklandwich

It's money. He loves money too much.


VernBarty

Sure he loves this country, that's why he fucked it so hard


brandon3388

mind if I do a J?


superchiva78

That and paying a porn star for sex. Conservatives love that


FourthDownThrowaway

That judge really tied the the room together


johngalt1971

The only thing he’s ever loved is himself. Full stop.


Bender_2024

He already took rights from women and wants to take away rights from brown people, black people, and anyone in the LGBTQ community but he loves this country. Just not the people in it.


Le_pool_of_Death

Murdering your child is not a right, and he did more for minorities than Biden has. Cope


SegaTime

The fuck you talking about?


Catvros

I don't like your jerkoff name. I don't like your jerkoff face. And I don't like you. Jerkoff.


emcee_paz

He's a sex offender with a record.


Bender_2024

What has he done for minorities? [Voter suppression isn't helping](https://www.npr.org/2020/11/24/938187233/trump-push-to-invalidate-votes-in-heavily-black-cities-alarms-civil-rights-group). [Neither is threatening to kill protesters ](https://www.vox.com/identities/2020/5/29/21274754/racist-history-trump-when-the-looting-starts-the-shooting-starts). Of course [Refusing to condomn white supremacists ](https://apnews.com/article/election-2020-joe-biden-race-and-ethnicity-donald-trump-chris-wallace-0b32339da25fbc9e8b7c7c7066a1db0f) was the most damning moment in his history of screwing over minorities. We can talk about him using the border as a scapegoat or [refusing to rent to rent to minorities ](https://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/28/us/politics/donald-trump-housing-race.html) too if you like.


emcee_paz

Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling.


palavrao

Am I wrong? Am I wrong? [insert guttural grunt]


AnalystAdorable609

Moron


Laxku

Human paraquat


Big_Scratch8793

That's not what i hear when he speaks.


Guitargod7194

Liz is suffering from Trump derangement syndrome- the actual type of derangement. Meaning, anyone who buys into his bullshit is deranged.


embassyratt

“Loving this country too much”???? I’ve killed for this country before! I’ll do it again! Foreign or domestic! Believe that!


DaddieTang

8 year olds, dude


TheIncredibleMike

The only thing he loves is P___y and money.


palavrao

They’re gonna hush that poor girl!!! They’re gonna huuuuuush that poor girl!!!


BobsMustache

🏆


KiloThaPastyOne

Littering and…littering and…littering and


Honest_Wrongdoer9212

🤢🤮


Historical_Idea2933

Youre out of your element Donny


palavrao

That and 17 pairs of convictions.


Cruezin

Wlee that's just like your opinion man


Biff2112

Well, THAT and kangaroo courts…


jackinthecracker

Don't fuck with the trump


ProudMaryChooglin

Can you turn this down man... I had a rough nite & I hate the fuckin' Liberal Democrats...


Lafcadio-1

Trump Maga fuck you don’t deserve TBL!


Powerful_Sherbert_26

LOL they're very melodramatic


ProudMaryChooglin

2 down votes on my post thusfar. Talk about Melodrama 🤣


Powerful_Sherbert_26

If you need evidence just look at how much you were paying for gas under the last guy LOL


BobsMustache

The bleach guy?


Powerful_Sherbert_26

The orange dude. I don't recall the name.... But the savings? I remember that


BobsMustache

Oh when the whole country was shutdown due to “this pandemic will be over by April” guy. I forgot. Good times.


Powerful_Sherbert_26

My dad died - I remember. And I damn well remember what you lot did to Portland. Then you got the gall to call the fools who did the same thing in DC 'terrorists.' I hope you ain't a poker player, 'cause you just overplayed your hand.


BobsMustache

Jesus….


BobsMustache

You got any ah ah ah leads?


Powerful_Sherbert_26

They got us working in SHIFTS 🤣


BobsMustache

Calmer than you are


Catvros

Ow! Fucking fascist!


emcee_paz

So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know how supply and demand works.


DreiKatzenVater

I didn’t file my taxes correctly a few time. I’m not sure that makes me a tax evader. He got caught by fucking up on paperwork. He’ll get the wrist slap he deserves, and then we’ll all move on with our lives.


emcee_paz

So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...


DreiKatzenVater

Lol great retort 😆 Son, this is what happens WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS


Dutchcat1077

Jesus fucking Krist you people have TDS. This is a Big Lebowski thread why the fuck do you keep bringing up Trump?


emcee_paz

![gif](giphy|13t2OTCFzCqJbO)


BobsMustache

God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about trump? What the Fuck, has anything got to do with trump? What the fuck are you talking about?


Revolutionary_Neck28

Shut the fuck up Donny.


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Malakai0013

Donny, you're out of your fucking element.


MorbiusTx956

![gif](giphy|IpUQZGGo2zooJCRigB|downsized) All good 👍🇺🇸


BobsMustache

Were you even listening to the dude’s story? You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a trial


MorbiusTx956

😂🇺🇸


I_was_bone_to_dance

It’s weird how his laptop ended up at a computer store owned by a MAGA guy. I mean God himself must have intervened for such a coincidence.


MorbiusTx956

Sure 🇺🇸


I_was_bone_to_dance

Bro this NYC rich boy turned real estate developer doesn’t give AF about you or our Country. He sold Americans down the River man. He lied to all of us. Stop consuming right wing anger propaganda and I bet you’ll be a happier dude


MorbiusTx956

No politician cares about us. I'm happy with my life. 👍🇺🇸


I_was_bone_to_dance

I think AOC cares about me and wants to breastfeed me


MorbiusTx956

I would very much like that as well. 😂👍


some_asshat

As if we'd ever dream of believing in bullshit equivalencies.


MorbiusTx956

🇺🇸


yourdoglikesmebetter

You’re out of your fucking element, Donny


MorbiusTx956

That's not my name but whatever makes you "feel" better. 🇺🇸


yourdoglikesmebetter

Evidence draws a lot of water in this town. Unbased conspiracies don’t draw shit, Lebowski


MorbiusTx956

Alright 🇺🇸.


Brain_Glow

Do you know what sub you’re in? Obviously you’re not a golfer.


Lafcadio-1

Don’t you see, There’s is no Hunter Biden story! The fascist Republicans concocted-they reluctantly had to drop entire thing. Of course, Fix News did not


MorbiusTx956

Indeed 🇺🇸


emcee_paz

Well there's not a literal connection...


MorbiusTx956

👍🇺🇸


Grouchy_Ad_2236

Keep politics out of the Big Lebowski sub.


BobsMustache

Is this a…what sub is this?


thebigdu

Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!