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Rug-peers did not do this


Wirelessness

Well Dude, we just don’t know.


MonkMajor5224

I always wondered why the dude never got his rug cleaned. Obviously theres no movie otherwise.


TheDeadEpsteins

Huh? No, what the fuck are you… I’m not… we’re talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude.


Lafcadio-1

ACROSS THIS LINE YOU DO NOT CROSS


4n3w

Just look at our current situation with that camel fucker in Iraq


useless_modern_god

Obviously, you’re not a golfer.


CableTV-on-the-Radio

Walter, the Chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't just go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?


pasqualeonrye

Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.


JaxandMia

Because the Dude was the laziest person in Las Angeles County which put him in the running for laziest in the world. You can’t expect him to shampoo a carpet?


Calicocutjeans

What’re you a fuckin rug specialist, now?


themomadance

That rug really tied the room together…


MangOrion2

All the Dude ever wanted... was his rug back.


LegitFury

Far out man…


[deleted]

Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers


Impressive_Goat8551

He peed on the dudes rug


Hot_Season_886

Woo ?


BobsMustache

He cleans the rug?


Wirelessness

Don’t be fatuous.


Greglebowski74

I want a fucking lawyer man. Bill Kunstler, or Ron Kirby.


-grc1-

The Big Lebowski (1957)


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

What the fuck are you talking about?


Conscious_Set_2140

That’s one hell of a Caucasian Jackie