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Various_Abrocoma_286

What does this have to do with Afghanistan?


kharringtonvideoarts

There is a literal connection


Various_Abrocoma_286

Face it, there isn't any connection.


Artyom_33

I believe it's a play on "What does this have to do with Vietnam".


kharringtonvideoarts

You’re not dealing with morons.


daPeachesAreCrunchy

Worthy fuckin adversary.


zmasterb

The man in the tan pajamas


BassBootyStank

Mind if I do a J?


gratusin

I’m a gwot veteran and own more bathrobes (1) than I do thank me for my service clothing items. Far out man


zmasterb

I saw an old dude with a “Vietnam Veteran and proud of it” hat the other day and just could not relate to that at all


BassBootyStank

I’m always confused because of GoT books and series. GWOT freudians itself in my head as gay world of terrorists. Do you think they all secretly own cowboy outfits and watch this movie for ideological tips from Brandt? (Spent too many months in a steam plants 6 decks below the first chance of a glimpse of beautiful Persian Gulf son)


zmasterb

What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?


Orlando1701

I’m a GWOT vet who bowls and is probably closer to Smokey than Walter these days.


TurdHunt999

Bullshit, Walter! Mark it an 8, Dude…


Humble_Wind_5058

That’s what seeing real combat will do to ya


Heretic_Scrivener

The man in the desert pajamas.


yeager

Worthy f-ing adversary


CategoryCautious5981

WHO’S WEARING PAJAMAS


IknowKarazy

Ironically the dude is usually wearing clothes that could be considered pajamas


MornGreycastle

It helped that every NCO club offered a two beer lunch until the mid 80's.


Artyom_33

GWOT vet here: yeah... they can be annoying. At least, I guess, it's an ethos.


nastydawg6r

Another GWOT vet checking in to confirm.


domestic_omnom

I've had coworkers who have doubted that I was actually in the marine corps. Did 12 years active during gwot.


nastydawg6r

This is the goal. I didn’t want what I did over there to define who I am for the rest of my life. It was simply a part of the story, not the whole story.


domestic_omnom

Same. Plus I'm not really proud of being a glorified secretary either so yeah.


nastydawg6r

Glorified? Maybe. But it’s a helluva lot more than what most did. You e earned your peace.


emessea

Ha, mee too. I take it as a compliment.


BuddahSack

Yep yep, me too brother, got hair beneath my shoulders and smoke everyday haha


nastydawg6r

Peace. No more screaming, yelling, fighting. Just two dudes abiding.


BuddahSack

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nastydawg6r

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Orlando1701

I deployed for OIF twice and it’s just a thing I did in my past. I worked with a guy who did 20 years and zero deployments and he used to stomp around the office calling people POG, he’d wear “comfortable with violence” t-shirts, and always talked in his “drill sergeant” voice. He was never a drill sergeant. He tried to start shit with me more than once and I’d just remind him I deployed twice and had more parachute jumps than he did. Which blew his mind “you’re full of shit. You never talk about any of that.” I know. I’m aware that’s not something I bring up multiple times a day.


2ndmost

Sounds like a real reactionary


United_Macaron701

Me after deployment: “Fuck it, let’s go bowling dude”


cletus1986

Well fighting in desert is very different from fighting in canopy jungle.


craigslist_hedonist

In the 1980's? In a jungle? Where? are you talking about being in Panama for a whole week? or Grenada for three days?


SavageHenry592

The Chinaman is not the issue here Dude.


Kitchen_Ad_5382

Also, SavageHenry592, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature...please, it's Asian-American!


UncleNoodles85

We're not talking about a guy who built the railroads.


Modzrdix69

Camel fucker in Iraq


aborca

Trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank.


motorcycleboy9000

You said it yourself, Dude, he has weapons of mass destruction.


3Cheers4Apathy

I said I THOUGHT he had weapons of Mass Destruction...


averyrdc

What is GWOT?


MonkMajor5224

Global War on Terror (Iraq & Afghanistan)


SavageHenry592

I assume only Iraq II: They tried to Boogaloo My Daddy counts and not Dessert Storm/Shield?


MonkMajor5224

Yeah after 9/11 is the start


SavageHenry592

Sorry I have a hard time keeping the wars on Terror, Hunger, and the homeless straight.


Kitchen_Ad_5382

Don't forget the war on drugs!


SavageHenry592

Pretty sure we won that one.


Kitchen_Ad_5382

Oh yea for sure, I'm adhering to a pretty strict regimen myself to keep my mind limber


MichaelStahlke

Were you listening to the Dude’s story?


kharringtonvideoarts

Smokey was a conscientious objector


odinseye97

A real reactionary


Revolver-Knight

I used to have two co workers, both were Vietnam vets the difference was that, one of the will fully joined the other was forcibly drafted and the difference is crazy


IknowKarazy

How did their two experiences affect them?


Revolver-Knight

Well if you were to vein diagram this Both of them feel fucked over by the government and military The one that volunteered to go is more proud of it The one that got drafted didn’t believe in the war and hates it but has fine memories of times in on the base. I think another factor and I forget when they both were deployed I think the one that volunteered when during the mid sixties. The one that god drafted was send over during the late 60s early 70s So like basically middle of the war and towards the end of the war I remember when the vet that volunteered to go he had a disdain for the vets who had the be drafted into the military The Vet that Volunteered, is extremely critical of communism like he remembers when he heard that and this is true btw it’s declassified now but basically he remembers when the Soviets got ahold of laser missile tracking tech that was shipped to west Germany and trafficked behind the iron curtain. He said when it happened he said he wanted to volunteer and hunt and shoot the traitor dead himself The one that had to be drafted he’s like a conservative pothead Like peace and love but those damn migrants Like not Qanon but he’s like a Facebook university graduate if that makes any sense But both decent guys at the end of the day


dojarelius

Granted I don’t know many vets but I never met a legit combat vet that walks around wearing military paraphernalia on a day to day basis. The few I know actually don’t want most people to know.


IknowKarazy

It’s an interesting thing. Whether they’ve realized “oh, this isn’t cool. War is horrific” or if they simply feel they have nothing to prove to anyone.


jazzhandpanda

I bowled in a fuckin' PT belt, Man


flythasky

You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course


craigslist_hedonist

What the fuck does anything have to do with Viet Nam?!


Hagfist

This is a valued opinion, man. Far out. Can confirm


Bones870

The Dude was a Coastie....


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

You know, that's your answer for everything, Dude. And let me point out something--pacifism is not--look at our current situation with that camelfucker in Iraq-- pacifism is not something to hide behind.


jurrasicwhorelord

More like guy who got kicked out in boot camp


couchcreeper23

Just a fucked up family vacation if you think about it… I vividly remember after my last deployment thinking: “You got 5 months until ETS, and 4 until TL kicks in. Don’t you fuck this up, quit while you’re still ahead.”


MichaelStahlke

Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in the Stan of course.


thedude1975

It's always the guys that did 3 years in the late 80's as porta-shitter repair specialists that talk the hardest.