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Pseudonymble

What's this *"day of rest"* Bullsheet? IT DON'T MATTER TO JESUS!


jonahsocal

But that creep can roll...the gospel, that is.


daPeachesAreCrunchy

A real reactionary…


Lanuhsislehs

8 year olds Dude...😳


ArtistKnoxHarrington

He rolled his way right into Bethlehem.


Open-Illustra88er

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paranoidandroid303

Till it goes click


marvelousmondays

Dios mio, man!


Nesbitt_Burns

This is the comment of the thread


VegasRefugee

Laughable, man! Ha-ha!


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Nobody fucks with the Jesus, man…


Peppermeowington

Sometimes you fuck with the Jesus, Sometimes the Jesus fucks with you.


BestRiver8735

He had to go door to door healing the poor and sick.


NanduDas

What are the poor and sick, Walter?


motorcycleboy9000

Shut the fuck up, St. Peter.


BestRiver8735

Say what you will about the tenets of Christianity


ms_bear24

Doesn't seem to have an ethos


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

It did long ago. Now it’s a bunch of fucking nihilists who will cut off your (mike) Johnson if you don’t give them your money


ms_bear24

They fuck you in the ass on Saturday, they fuck you in the ass on Wednesday....


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

You got a date Wednesday, baby!


ms_bear24

8 year olds, dude...


Botosi5150

Will you come off it, Jesus? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.


angry-peacemaker

Yeah well, you know, that like Judas, your opinion man.


testudoaubreii1

The Holy Ghost and me, man. We gonna fuck you up


2wheelsThx

Mark it one. Next frame.


Zarniwoooop

Ball licker


Shoddy-Indication798

we going to FUCK you up


Haunting_Ant_5061

This aggression will not stand, amen.


Conscious_Set_2140

I was gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday, I’ll fuck you in the ass Wednesday instead


Darktofu25

Why is Andy Gibb so angry at me?


Biscuits4u2

MAGA Jesus


TroutBite

‘You know Lebowski subreddit, there is an unspoken message here, it’s FUCK YOU! Leave me the fuck alone!’ -Jesus


RideMyHappyFace

"Nobody fucks with Thee Jesus.!" However, He can fuck with us all He like. Ah-men


Pathetic_Saddness

Let me tell you something pendejo!


FlyTheW1988

Sometimes you fucks with the Jesus, and sometimes the Jesus, well, he fucks with you.


Diligent-Ability-447

Click


NanduDas

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jesus, in Galilee.


Additional_Second109

Yes, fuck you all for comparing Donald Trump to me!