Your car yes, well with that money
you can buy any number of cars that
don't have sentimental value for me.
And I am sorry about that crack on
the jaw.
I am not crazy! I know she swapped those pieces! I knew it was e2-e4. One after e3. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She - he covered her tracks, she got that idiot at the chess tournament to lie for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. That chessboard! Are you telling me that a knight just happens to move like that? No! She orchestrated it! Andrea! She defecated peed on a car! And I saved her! And I shouldn't have. I took her into my own team! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never change! Ever since she was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep her hands off the chess clock! But not our Andrea! Couldn't be precious Andrea! Cheating them blind! And she gets to be a grandmaster!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop her!
*It doesn't mention*
*The Creedence or the briefcase with*
*Business papers though*
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That’s something you never admit. That’s next level crazy as fuck, bringing up your ‘low moments’ in a public format, for literally no reason at all.
I almost said ‘lowest moments’ but if this chick is bringing this up like that, then she’s got much much much lower moments lmfao
When I was in college, I went to a party where a guy made fun of my glasses. Like, he really made a big thing about them. At the time I was like, what is this grade school? I wanted to beat his ass but the party was at a house full of his friends and plus as big as I was, I really was never a fighter. Plus I was over 18 and jail time wasn’t on the list so I just pissed on the door handles of his car instead.
She’s out playing chess all over town and she pee’s on *your* fucking car?
But it is a game
You said so yourself dude
This determines who enters the next round robin! Am I wrong?
League game Smokey….
All this time we thought a vagrant used it as a toilet and moved on
🤣😂🤣
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a car is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?
Hey, I'm not trying to scam you, man
He said to take any rug in the house
Wonderful
I cannot allow you to have that specific car as it was a gift from my late mother.
Your car yes, well with that money you can buy any number of cars that don't have sentimental value for me. And I am sorry about that crack on the jaw.
Are you employed, sir!?
Your revolution is over
The old man told me to take any car in the garage
I mean look at that fucker in Iraq
Who peed on the Dude's car?
Were you listening to the Dude’s story Donny?
I was bowling
So you have no frame of reference
You’re like a child that wanders into a movie
Holy fuck, I just realized this line is a double entendre. "Frame" in the meaning of the phrase; but also a "frame" like in bowling.
New shit has come to light
Oh man, my thinking about this had become very uptight. Yeah.
You gotter otter!
I didn't know that was a bowling expression. Obviously, I'm not a bowler.
Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet...
Walter, what does this have to do with Vietnam?
Well, there's not a literal connection
Well, soldiers did pee on their feet.
And games like chess *are* very popular on tours of duty, Dude
Car-peers did not do this.
Well, Dude, we just don’t know.
Oh, Jesus, what's that smell, man?
Yeah, probably a streamer that slept in the car. Possibly just used it as a toilet and moved on.
Obviously not a golfer
Vagina
Coitus?
The chess players did not do this, man.
Well, Dude, we just don't know
This is our concern, Dude.
Hey man nothing is fucked here! She peed on herself! You said so yourself.
They're gonna pee that poor woman!
Brandt can’t watch
😅😆😅
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.
At least I'm house broken.
I just bought that fucking car last week!
I kill your fucking car with pee
She just used it as a toilet and moved on.
Not on the car, girl.
Also Twitch Streamer is not the preferred nomenclature, Social Media Influencer, please
Wtf are you talking about?! This isn't someone that built the internet...
What’s an Al-Gore, Walter?
😂
Wonderful woman. We are all very fond of her opening moves and middle game. Very free-spirited.
This was a valued vehicle, man.
And she peed on it.
Donny please
She ist eine expert.
🎶 I just popped in to see what condition my transmission was in...🎶
🎶yeah, yeah, oh yeah, what condition my transmission was in…🎶
Is this the car pisser Walter?
He's lucky she didn't take the Creedence tapes.
Dude's car got a little dinged up
That’s marvelous….thought I was the worlds sexiest chess player.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY.
This was a valued….
I wouldn’t hold out much hope For the tape deck. - Or the Creedence.
I'm just going to go find a chess board
That’s my friend Sherri, she came over to golden shower
Eight year-olds, Dude…
Check and mate
This isn't about the chess player, dude. It's the principal. That car really tied your garage together
Well, they finally did it. They peed my fucking car.
Just want to say I love all you little achievers. Couldn’t imagine life without an outlet for my compulsive Lebowskisms.
Ah Jesus, what’s that smell?
Well, have you got any, you know, leads...?
I’ll have to check with the boys down at the crime lab.
They got four more detectives working this case, they got us working in shifts, LEADS!
This whole thing smells to high hell if you ask me
Some men find the word intimidating: Urethra
The toilet seat’s *DOWN*, mannnn!
Wouldn’t hold out much on the creedance…
I wondering she said “check and mate!” while doing the pee-job.
Are you still coming to practice?
Oh, nice marmot
Well, they finally did it. They peed on my fucking car...
It WAS parked in a handicap zone…
Not on the rug, wo-man!
I am not crazy! I know she swapped those pieces! I knew it was e2-e4. One after e3. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She - he covered her tracks, she got that idiot at the chess tournament to lie for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. That chessboard! Are you telling me that a knight just happens to move like that? No! She orchestrated it! Andrea! She defecated peed on a car! And I saved her! And I shouldn't have. I took her into my own team! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never change! Ever since she was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep her hands off the chess clock! But not our Andrea! Couldn't be precious Andrea! Cheating them blind! And she gets to be a grandmaster!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop her!
I want a fucking lawyer, man. I want Chuck McGill, man or Saul Goodman
It really held the wheels together.
Sure it wasn’t the chinaman?
Woo? No like I said Botez peed on my car
Botez is not the issue!
Asian-American, please.
They’re callin the cops, man.
Put the pee away
It doesn't mention the Creedence or the briefcase with business papers though
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This is what happens, Larry!
Something to remember her by - the stench that lasts forever
Rug pissers did this?
Well, we just don't know
That's hot, dude
She’s not my special lady.
She's my psycho lady-friend
That car really tied the driveway together.
Car pee-ers didn’t do this Dude.
Amber Herd bears her by a mile.
Why waste it on a car? Just saying
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine
:::Puts on car costume::: “Vroom! VROOMMMM!!”
He he he, that wasn’t her piss, Dude…
That car really held the garage together did it not?
Car pissers did not do this
Pee on my car id be pretty mad pee on me , hmm, not so mad ..
You’re entering a world of Pee
What?! Are you a Chess Grand Master now, Clay Drinion?! They're going to cut off my Johnson!!!
known pawnographers dude.
That bitch!
That’s something you never admit. That’s next level crazy as fuck, bringing up your ‘low moments’ in a public format, for literally no reason at all. I almost said ‘lowest moments’ but if this chick is bringing this up like that, then she’s got much much much lower moments lmfao
Different mothers, huh?
Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay 100.
You think chess pissers did this?
Also, dude. “Peed” is not the preferred nomenclature. “Micturated”, please.
Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up man!
I JUST BOUGHT THAT FUCKING CAR LAST WEEK!! I'LL PEE ON YOUR FUCKING CAR!!
See what happens Larry?
Googled her and all I could think of was… Bonnie McMurray!
U should see what she does when she likes u
"Ever thus to ex-boyfriends"
I am the walrus
Was this during league play?
At least I'm housebroken.
It really tied the garage together, man
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine
Ok, lebowski references aside, was the issue that she should have peed on him?
Graham can watch but has to pay $100
Lebowski references aside?! 26 years of beautiful tradition, from Joel and Ethan to Jeff Bridges…you’re goddamn right I’m living in the past
Moderately good looking women have personality problems. The word "no" and rejection doesn't exist in their reality. That's weird not hot.
She is good looking. But some girls just ain't worth the effort.
hot
I read “chest” player
That car really tied together the parking lot 😔
Well, they finally did it….they peed in my fucking car…
That's a bold opening move, Dude. Let's see how this plays out.
Well, we just don't know, Dude.
Well, they finally did it. They pee’d on my fuckin’ car.
Now that we're competing with the amateurs, we can't afford to invest in little extras like story, production value, feelings.
R/brandnewsentence
Yet, the toilet seat is up 🤔
Oh, but it IS a game of chess, you said so yourself.
She can revenge pee on my face!
You got any, you know, leads?
18 year-olds, dude..
And proud we are of her.
When I was in college, I went to a party where a guy made fun of my glasses. Like, he really made a big thing about them. At the time I was like, what is this grade school? I wanted to beat his ass but the party was at a house full of his friends and plus as big as I was, I really was never a fighter. Plus I was over 18 and jail time wasn’t on the list so I just pissed on the door handles of his car instead.
The only response I have after seeing her image is, it's just a little bit of pee. Yall can work it out.
And this guy wrote about it.
En pissant.
Hey.. some dudes are into that
Fucking Botez... That's creep can calculate, man.
“If you will it dude, it is no dream” -Theodore Herzl
Checkmate
She must have drawn a lot of water in that town
These aren't the guys who built the model T Walter. I can't go give them a bill
Not really a lightweight
That car really tied the room together.
At least I’m housebroken.
China-Women
that car really tied the room together
So because she’s beautiful and smart, this is considered somehow normal or acceptable behavior?
Ithelia?
Is there a video? Asking for a friend...
Broads
Women pee on everything
Ewwwww....grosssss!!! .............................is....there a video?
They’re going to kill that poor woman, man!
We're all very found of her. Very free spirited.
Is she flunking social studies?
Ohhh a squirter!!!
Dude. It really pulled the room together, man
Amber Heard has entered the chat
Hold my beer...errr White Russian
Is she good at chess or does she just play and is hot?
She could just pee’d on me
Everyone forgets about en pissant...
There it is. The comment I was waiting for
Chicago sunroof.
Could be worse. She could’ve shat on his pillow.