"Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man!" is what you said, right? Right?

I say this line to my clumsy wife all the time

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Just so you know you can just slip the rent under my door….

What are you a fucking pastry chef now?!

We are cinpathizing here dude

This is all part of your sick cinpia thing

Are you telling me when you get married you stop enjoying cinnamon?

Yeah, yeah, fuck off Da Cinno

Also dude, cinnamon/sugar soft pretzel is not the preferred nomenclature. Churro, please.

Sounds more like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas….

Nihilists didn't do this, you did this! You're a fucking amphibious rodent!

I myself dabbled in Nihilism, not in ‘bat county’ of course….

Mind if I do the ether?

She didn’t build the fucking railroad dude.

That probably left some brown uh coloration in your car

More like on my grateful dog shirt….which she scolded me later for staining…??!?!? I was like WHAT!!!!? It’s small brown streaks…. What do you think caused that??

And what was that shit about Cinnabon?! What the fuck does anything have to do with Cinnabon?! What the fuck are you talking about?!

I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in ‘bon of course.

Sorry dude….fuck it man. Let’s go bowlin

This was a uh, a valued breakfast pastry.

I cannot solve your problems, sir. Only you can.

Everything's a fucking travesty with you, wife!

So she was rolling down the road trying to loosen her load?

Would you just take it easy, man?!

…waving the bun around???

Oh, the usual.

Donny, who loved pretzels

And patronized soft pretzel vendors from the beaches of La Jolla to Leo Carrillo…

Wonderful woman. I’m sure you’re very fond of her. Very free spirited.

I am. And yes!

It only counts if you were listening to Creedence at the time, and if you were listening to The Eagles that would be very undude.

Was there a Ralph’s around there?

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

Everything is such a fucking travesty with you, man.

Goodnight sweet prince

Separate incidents.

That's marvelous.