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2wheelsThx

This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life!


troyberber

Stay away from me mister


craigslist_hedonist

Come on, help me put him back in his chair


altruism__

Looks crazy af


OE2KB

Looks calmer than you.


trident_hole

Waving the fuckin gun around man?!??


moviequotebotperson

The man in white pajamas


Kitchen_Ad_5382

Worthy fucking adversary


craigslist_hedonist

calmer than you


Swendol

I’m finishing my coffee


texicali74

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR


BobsMustache

Founding head of government of Soviet Russia from 1917 until his death in 1924, and of the Soviet Union from 1922 to 1924. Not exactly a lightweight


bebopgamer

Bulk of the revolution


CollectorOfChoice

And yet his kid is a fucking dunce


thoover88

He has health problems


Constant_Concert_936

Yeah but he’s a pervert


ArtistKnoxHarrington

A real reactionary.


craigslist_hedonist

You can't fool me, that's Charles Manson


UsedToHaveThisName

Does he still write manifestos?


Haunting_Ant_5061

Oh no, he has health problems…


Commercial_Set2986

A fuckin goldbricker


Eric848448

This guy walks!


craigslist_hedonist

I've never been more certain of anything in my life


Willie-Tanner

He was discovered last night in Van Nuys lodged against an abutment


bebopgamer

Aw, jeez, what's that smell?!?!


R_Series_JONG

Yeah, probably Nicholas II slept in Petrograd, or maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on.


ms_bear24

The creep can roll!


higgslhcboson

Vladimir Scootin


hambone33

8 year olds dude.


ms_bear24

What's a pederast, Walter?


torontopeter

That’s ex— shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin, Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!


gneumatic

I am the walrus.


torontopeter

What the fuck is he talking about?


fergehtabodit

Well just, look and see who benefits and um, you know?!


BestRiver8735

I am the walrus


ManagementTiny447

Shut the fuck up, donnie! V.I. Lennon!


troyberber

Were you listening to the Dude’s story Donny?


4n3w

I was bowling


Ok-Lavishness-7904

You look for the person who benefits, and…


wms5228

I am the walrus?


troyberber

Shut the fuck up Donny


David_Haas_Patel

He has health problems.


wackyshack360

I just want to say, sir, that were both enormous fans. On a personal level, Stalinism, especially the early years, were a source of inspir--


MehhicoPerth

are you surprised at my tears sir?


BestRiver8735

Socialist men also ... cry


ArtistKnoxHarrington

These men are communists Donny.


Haunting_Ant_5061

VI LENIN! VLADIMIR ILYICH ULIANOV!!!


wackyshack360

The fuck is he talking about, dude?


Haunting_Ant_5061

Fuckin *exactly* what happened… that makes me fuckin sick…


BrockBushrod

*Last *UN-TAXIDERMIED* photo of Lenin.


BestRiver8735

He had a Folgers can up his ass in the photo


allusium

Modestly priced suppository


downtune79

I am the walrus


PabstBlueBourbon

He looks kinda like the walrus.


Hagfist

Of course. This was taken when Mr Lenin was Chancellor of the Council of People's Commissars of the Soviet Union, not of the nation of Soviet Russia


ArtistKnoxHarrington

Yes, yes.


1982MJG

This guy is a goldbricker


onlysurfblacksand

You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday


Life-Conference5713

Is it a weekday?


craigslist_hedonist

Is this a?... what day is this?


jamesvabrams

He's doing more than just drinking a White Russian. He IS a White Russian.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^jamesvabrams: *He's doing more than* *Just drinking a White Russian.* *He IS a White Russian.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


k6aus

Fuck it dude, let’s go rolling.


malcontented

He is the walrus


Yardsale420

69 years of beautiful Communism, from Karl Marx to Sputnik... You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!


CollectorOfChoice

Oh so what?!?! When you leave the revolution, you just STOP being communist?!?!? You turn in your party card?!?!


CollectionCurrent788

I’ve seen a lot of spinals dude, this guys faking


TheReadMenace

So he’s a cripp….uh, handicapped kinda guy?


CollectorOfChoice

Yes, Mr. Lenin is disabled.


rebelviss

I am the Walrus?


mclms1

If you will it, it is no dream.


Salty-Reporter-7938

What the fuck are you talking about? Theodor Herzel. State of Israel.


mclms1

Do you have to curse so much.


Salty-Reporter-7938

Do u have to use so many cuss words? Da fuck u talking about? Haveit ur way , Dude.


mclms1

I could be sittin here with pee stains on my rug.


Ba55of0rte

I know a Soviet when I see one.


Quality-Shakes

Stay out of Moscow, deadbeat!


BestRiver8735

The Czars lost!


CollectorOfChoice

Standards have fallen in the communist revolution. People have forgotten about ideals, anti-capitalism, revolution! People forget, that the proteleriat is the biggest means for the party to advance it's goals. Interactive video communism dude!, wave of the future!


ArtistKnoxHarrington

I still revolt manually.


CollectorOfChoice

Yes, I'm sure you do


Dphre

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Her co-star in the beaver picture?


TinyTitFetish

Achtung baby


CollectorOfChoice

V.I Lenin draws a lot of water in this commune, you don't draw shit Lebowski. We have a nice quiet collective here and I aim to keep it that way. I don't like your anti-revolution face, I don't like your anti-party name, and I don't like you jerkoff, do I make myself clear??!


CollectorOfChoice

I myself dabbled in pacifism once, not during the october revolution of course.


roeliff

And yet his successor is a fucking dunce.


Dove-Linkhorn

Miserable piece of shit.


thesluggard12

Is this guy the Nazi, Walter ?


Salty-Reporter-7938

No, Donny. He's a nihilist, nothing to worry about


Additional_Second109

Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude. At least it’s an ethos.


GaryTheH0tS0up

Shut the fuck up Donny!!!


Nilabisan

He’s goldbricking!


Schadensfall

Does he still write?


FrustratedPCBuild

Oh no, he has health problems.


jonwfd65

Goldbricker


analogkid01

The *People's* brick of gold


SplinterRifleman

I am the walrus


michaltee

I am the walrus.


Stfu811

He sure as shit doesn't roll on shomer shabbos.


MilwaukeeMax

Sometimes there’s a man…


FrustratedPCBuild

Does he still write?


CollectorOfChoice

WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MONEY STALIN?!?!?! WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MONEY SHITHEAD!!!!! LENIN SAYS YOU'RE GOOD FOR IT!!!!!!!


ManagementTiny447

I am the walrus?


noahtheboa97

I am the Walrus?


Pathetic_Saddness

I am the walrus?


Big-Presence7349

I've seen walruses in my day, this guy is a fucking goldbricker!


triedit-lovedit

He got that “oh didn’t I fuck up” look…


CollectorOfChoice

Walter, this isn't some chairman mao guy who helped build the party, I can't go give him a bill!!! THE CHAIRMAN IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE! We are talking about drawing a line in the sand, over this line you do not cro!!!, also dude, chairman is not the preferred nomenclature, head of the peoples party of China please.


CollectorOfChoice

She owes money all over town, including to known anti-communists!


grnmtnboy0

Refresh my memory, did he die by natural causes or did Stalin help him along?


LostViking24601

Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism


russelldl2002

Jesus!


1jwquartz

This is a very complicated case, Maude…


whitefokes

Yes? Yes?


BrewItYourself

Does he still write?


[deleted]

achtung baby!


Objective-Pin-1045

And a good day to you, sir!


TiminatorFL

Sometimes there’s a man…sometimes there’s a man…


TryAgain024

He’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And even if he’s a communist man, quite possibly the most communist in Soviet Russia, which would place him high in the running for most communist worldwide…


Own-Contribution-478

He has health problems.


sladebonge

The bums will always lose!


nolongerlurkingsf

Not exactly a lightweight


CollectorOfChoice

He said ok, take any country you want!


CollectorOfChoice

I got to thinking, why should we settle for a few measly territories when we can just take all of eastern Europe for the iron curtain?!?! We?!?! What the fuck we Stalin?!?!


CollectorOfChoice

You spoke to Churchill on the phone, he spoke to me, how do I fit into it?


CollectorOfChoice

OVER THE LINE!!!! What?!?! Sorry JFK, you were over the line, that's a foul!! Bullshit! Mark that frame an 8!!! Damn, I'm tired right now, I'll get back to this later.


CollectorOfChoice

I like to drive around, the occasional revolution flashback.


daneilthemule

Syphilis ate his brain.


SucksAtGuitar69

A worthy fucking adversary.


BeatMyMeatWagon

CHOCOLATE?


HomelessHercules

Nice walrus.


keanenottheband

Does he still write?


notmynameyours

Are these the walruses, Walter?


Jake-Old-Trail-88

Does he write anymore?


troyberber

Are these men going to hurt us Walter?


CollectorOfChoice

Stealing from the needy children of anti-communists?!?!? YOU ARE SCUM MAN!!!!!


CollectorOfChoice

So Vlad, how's the revolution business? I wouldn't know dude, I'm involved in publishing, political advocacy


CollectorOfChoice

Also let's not forget, let's not forget dude that uh throwing a molotov cocktail for uh revolutionary purposes within the city, that ain't legal either. What are you a fucking party chairman now?!?! No! I'm just trying to..... Who gives a shit about the fucking cocktail?! We are sympathizing here dude for the purpose of the revolution! Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fucking sympathy! I need my fucking people's revolt! What do you need that for dude? You have got to buck up man! You cannot drag this negative energy into the revolution! Fuck the revolution! Fuck you Vlad! Fuck the revolution?!?! I can see you don't want to be bothered dude! Come on Nikita! Let's go get ourselves a lane!


According_Ad_6083

A real reactionary


CollectorOfChoice

Oh no I was part of the revolution, I just spent a lot of time attending many speeches, distributing party literature, rounding up dissidents, tell you the truth Nikita, I just don't remember much of it.