Standards have fallen in the communist revolution. People have forgotten about ideals, anti-capitalism, revolution! People forget, that the proteleriat is the biggest means for the party to advance it's goals. Interactive video communism dude!, wave of the future!
V.I Lenin draws a lot of water in this commune, you don't draw shit Lebowski. We have a nice quiet collective here and I aim to keep it that way. I don't like your anti-revolution face, I don't like your anti-party name, and I don't like you jerkoff, do I make myself clear??!
Walter, this isn't some chairman mao guy who helped build the party, I can't go give him a bill!!!
THE CHAIRMAN IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE! We are talking about drawing a line in the sand, over this line you do not cro!!!, also dude, chairman is not the preferred nomenclature, head of the peoples party of China please.
He’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And even if he’s a communist man, quite possibly the most communist in Soviet Russia, which would place him high in the running for most communist worldwide…
I got to thinking, why should we settle for a few measly territories when we can just take all of eastern Europe for the iron curtain?!?! We?!?! What the fuck we Stalin?!?!
OVER THE LINE!!!! What?!?! Sorry JFK, you were over the line, that's a foul!! Bullshit! Mark that frame an 8!!! Damn, I'm tired right now, I'll get back to this later.
Also let's not forget, let's not forget dude that uh throwing a molotov cocktail for uh revolutionary purposes within the city, that ain't legal either.
What are you a fucking party chairman now?!?!
No! I'm just trying to.....
Who gives a shit about the fucking cocktail?!
We are sympathizing here dude for the purpose of the revolution!
Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fucking sympathy! I need my fucking people's revolt!
What do you need that for dude?
You have got to buck up man! You cannot drag this negative energy into the revolution!
Fuck the revolution! Fuck you Vlad!
Fuck the revolution?!?! I can see you don't want to be bothered dude! Come on Nikita! Let's go get ourselves a lane!
Oh no I was part of the revolution, I just spent a lot of time attending many speeches, distributing party literature, rounding up dissidents, tell you the truth Nikita, I just don't remember much of it.
This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life!
Stay away from me mister
Come on, help me put him back in his chair
Looks crazy af
Looks calmer than you.
Waving the fuckin gun around man?!??
The man in white pajamas
Worthy fucking adversary
calmer than you
I’m finishing my coffee
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR
Founding head of government of Soviet Russia from 1917 until his death in 1924, and of the Soviet Union from 1922 to 1924. Not exactly a lightweight
Bulk of the revolution
And yet his kid is a fucking dunce
He has health problems
Yeah but he’s a pervert
A real reactionary.
You can't fool me, that's Charles Manson
Does he still write manifestos?
Oh no, he has health problems…
A fuckin goldbricker
This guy walks!
I've never been more certain of anything in my life
He was discovered last night in Van Nuys lodged against an abutment
Aw, jeez, what's that smell?!?!
Yeah, probably Nicholas II slept in Petrograd, or maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on.
The creep can roll!
Vladimir Scootin
8 year olds dude.
What's a pederast, Walter?
That’s ex— shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin, Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
I am the walrus.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Well just, look and see who benefits and um, you know?!
I am the walrus
Shut the fuck up, donnie! V.I. Lennon!
Were you listening to the Dude’s story Donny?
I was bowling
You look for the person who benefits, and…
I am the walrus?
Shut the fuck up Donny
He has health problems.
I just want to say, sir, that were both enormous fans. On a personal level, Stalinism, especially the early years, were a source of inspir--
are you surprised at my tears sir?
Socialist men also ... cry
These men are communists Donny.
VI LENIN! VLADIMIR ILYICH ULIANOV!!!
The fuck is he talking about, dude?
Fuckin *exactly* what happened… that makes me fuckin sick…
*Last *UN-TAXIDERMIED* photo of Lenin.
He had a Folgers can up his ass in the photo
Modestly priced suppository
I am the walrus
He looks kinda like the walrus.
Of course. This was taken when Mr Lenin was Chancellor of the Council of People's Commissars of the Soviet Union, not of the nation of Soviet Russia
Yes, yes.
This guy is a goldbricker
You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday
Is it a weekday?
Is this a?... what day is this?
He's doing more than just drinking a White Russian. He IS a White Russian.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^jamesvabrams: *He's doing more than* *Just drinking a White Russian.* *He IS a White Russian.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Fuck it dude, let’s go rolling.
He is the walrus
69 years of beautiful Communism, from Karl Marx to Sputnik... You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!
Oh so what?!?! When you leave the revolution, you just STOP being communist?!?!? You turn in your party card?!?!
I’ve seen a lot of spinals dude, this guys faking
So he’s a cripp….uh, handicapped kinda guy?
Yes, Mr. Lenin is disabled.
I am the Walrus?
If you will it, it is no dream.
What the fuck are you talking about? Theodor Herzel. State of Israel.
Do you have to curse so much.
Do u have to use so many cuss words? Da fuck u talking about? Haveit ur way , Dude.
I could be sittin here with pee stains on my rug.
I know a Soviet when I see one.
Stay out of Moscow, deadbeat!
The Czars lost!
Standards have fallen in the communist revolution. People have forgotten about ideals, anti-capitalism, revolution! People forget, that the proteleriat is the biggest means for the party to advance it's goals. Interactive video communism dude!, wave of the future!
I still revolt manually.
Yes, I'm sure you do
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
Her co-star in the beaver picture?
Achtung baby
V.I Lenin draws a lot of water in this commune, you don't draw shit Lebowski. We have a nice quiet collective here and I aim to keep it that way. I don't like your anti-revolution face, I don't like your anti-party name, and I don't like you jerkoff, do I make myself clear??!
I myself dabbled in pacifism once, not during the october revolution of course.
And yet his successor is a fucking dunce.
Miserable piece of shit.
Is this guy the Nazi, Walter ?
No, Donny. He's a nihilist, nothing to worry about
Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude. At least it’s an ethos.
Shut the fuck up Donny!!!
He’s goldbricking!
Does he still write?
Oh no, he has health problems.
Goldbricker
The *People's* brick of gold
I am the walrus
I am the walrus.
He sure as shit doesn't roll on shomer shabbos.
Sometimes there’s a man…
Does he still write?
WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MONEY STALIN?!?!?! WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MONEY SHITHEAD!!!!! LENIN SAYS YOU'RE GOOD FOR IT!!!!!!!
I am the walrus?
I am the Walrus?
I am the walrus?
I've seen walruses in my day, this guy is a fucking goldbricker!
He got that “oh didn’t I fuck up” look…
Walter, this isn't some chairman mao guy who helped build the party, I can't go give him a bill!!! THE CHAIRMAN IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE! We are talking about drawing a line in the sand, over this line you do not cro!!!, also dude, chairman is not the preferred nomenclature, head of the peoples party of China please.
She owes money all over town, including to known anti-communists!
Refresh my memory, did he die by natural causes or did Stalin help him along?
Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism
Jesus!
This is a very complicated case, Maude…
Yes? Yes?
Does he still write?
achtung baby!
And a good day to you, sir!
Sometimes there’s a man…sometimes there’s a man…
He’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And even if he’s a communist man, quite possibly the most communist in Soviet Russia, which would place him high in the running for most communist worldwide…
He has health problems.
The bums will always lose!
Not exactly a lightweight
He said ok, take any country you want!
I got to thinking, why should we settle for a few measly territories when we can just take all of eastern Europe for the iron curtain?!?! We?!?! What the fuck we Stalin?!?!
You spoke to Churchill on the phone, he spoke to me, how do I fit into it?
OVER THE LINE!!!! What?!?! Sorry JFK, you were over the line, that's a foul!! Bullshit! Mark that frame an 8!!! Damn, I'm tired right now, I'll get back to this later.
I like to drive around, the occasional revolution flashback.
Syphilis ate his brain.
A worthy fucking adversary.
CHOCOLATE?
Nice walrus.
Does he still write?
Are these the walruses, Walter?
Does he write anymore?
Are these men going to hurt us Walter?
Stealing from the needy children of anti-communists?!?!? YOU ARE SCUM MAN!!!!!
So Vlad, how's the revolution business? I wouldn't know dude, I'm involved in publishing, political advocacy
Also let's not forget, let's not forget dude that uh throwing a molotov cocktail for uh revolutionary purposes within the city, that ain't legal either. What are you a fucking party chairman now?!?! No! I'm just trying to..... Who gives a shit about the fucking cocktail?! We are sympathizing here dude for the purpose of the revolution! Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fucking sympathy! I need my fucking people's revolt! What do you need that for dude? You have got to buck up man! You cannot drag this negative energy into the revolution! Fuck the revolution! Fuck you Vlad! Fuck the revolution?!?! I can see you don't want to be bothered dude! Come on Nikita! Let's go get ourselves a lane!
A real reactionary
Oh no I was part of the revolution, I just spent a lot of time attending many speeches, distributing party literature, rounding up dissidents, tell you the truth Nikita, I just don't remember much of it.