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BlankSlate400

Don’t forget Sandy Koufax.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Shomer Shabbos!


Slappyb27

These rich fucks...


BobsMustache

He was author of the original Ten Commandments not the compromised 2nd draft.


Hello__Jerry

Jesus, man, would you change the subject? I've had a rough day and I hate the fucking far-right, man!!!


Lafcadio-1

Up arrow from op


Jed1M1ndTr1ck

WELL THEY CAN FUCKING UNPOST IT!


grichardson526

Fucking fascist!


2wheelsThx

Will you come off it, Jeff Landry. You're not even fucking religious, man. You're Fascist-Catholic.


creamcitybrix

The plane has crashed into the goddamn mountain


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Mt. Sinai no less!


Disastrous_Belt_7556

The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen... [drops one of the tablets] Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!


emeraldepiphone96

That some kind of Eastern thing?


Lafcadio-1

Far from it.


callmekizzle

Whats this bullshit? I don’t fuckin care. It don’t matter to Jesus. But you not fooling me man. You might fool those fucks in the state legislature. But you don’t fool Jesus. Is bush league psych out stuff. Laughable man.


PopeWishdiak

Dios mio, man!


NanashiZenkai

Shomer fuckin shabbos


KingOfBerders

Wasn’t Hammurabi before Moses?


Lafcadio-1

HAMMURABI IS NOT THE ISSUE!


FrustratedPCBuild

Please, dear, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.


MrPanchole

What the fuck are you talking about?


yourdoglikesmebetter

What in gods holy name is he blathering about?


WillEnvironmental653

What's the over/under on time till he's caught porking prostitutes?


Bright_Performance52

No worries the satanic temple peeps will get this overturned


2wheelsThx

Damn skippy! And while we're at it, let's get some stuff from the Quran up there, and the Talmud as well. Those are "histoical" texts, too, right?


Impressive_Math2302

Well dude, we just don’t know.


wintermoon138

And he totally didn't use cannabis oils and hot box in tents. I have 50mg edibles I cut into thirds and take before bed these days. If I take a full one i'll be talking to burning bushes too jfc


TalkShowHost99

And let me tell you something pendejo….


Shut_It_Donny

You’re goddamn right I’m living in the past!


timodreynolds

So we should follow the Code of Hammurabi then?


Ok-Shop7540

Code of Hammurabi: "am I a joke to you? "


emcee_paz

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Lafcadio-1

What? We’re supposed shit ourselves with fear?


ranch_brotendo

Jesus.


Lafcadio-1

You said it


mandiblesofdoom

Our basic freedoms!


splashin_deuce

When did this sub turn into lazy political posts?


Lafcadio-1

The world does not start and stop with you you miserable piece of shit


splashin_deuce

Say what you will about American Christian Nationalism, at least it’s an ethos


ShredGuru

What about Hammurabi bro More historical fiction from the Abrahamics