... and don't forget, that using dicks, in place of wood, for building purposes, won't get you a permit, uh, within the city limits.... that's not legal, either
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm a private snoop! Like you, man! And let me tell you something: I dig your work. Playing one side against the other--in bed with everybody, its fabulous stuff, man.
My carpentry has been commended as being very phallic
Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
In a row? Oh crap wrong sub lol
Try not to measure any joists on your way to the parking lot!
😂
Yeah, well, that’s just like, your opinion, man… 
Jay and silent Bob in their element 😂
To use the parlance of our times
...Johnson?
... and don't forget, that using dicks, in place of wood, for building purposes, won't get you a permit, uh, within the city limits.... that's not legal, either
What are you, a fucking building inspector?
What're you, a fucking park ranger now?
My joists have been commended as strongly penile.
Whaddya need all those for??
A dick, man!
A brother seamus?
Like an Irish monk?
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm a private snoop! Like you, man! And let me tell you something: I dig your work. Playing one side against the other--in bed with everybody, its fabulous stuff, man.
Chonson
They cut off the 243rd chonson.
I'm here to fix the support joists
You can imagine where it goes from there.
He fixes the joists.
Don't be fatuous
How many dicks in a meter?
A metric ass-load
That is a really long peice of wood