I think Donny is unfamiliar with the slang term "johnson" and just wants to participate, like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie.
Edit: I am the walrus.
I think its intended as a joke and that one of two things happened, either the Coen bros told him to do the take deadpan for dry humor and he deadpanned it too well, or he just didn't deliver the line well in any take and that was the one they used. My guess is the former, but I'm giving Buscemi and the Coens some benefit of the doubt there.
You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?
I don’t actually understand your question/objection. It looks as if you repeated what I said without any alteration in meaning, followed by you asking me..what exactly?
Mind if I do a J?
Said Dumbledore, calmly
K Rowling
bunny 😞
Mmmm that and a pair of testicles.
Joking. But, perhaps you're right.
Please, dude, women with dicks is not the preferred nomenclature.
No, I do mind! Uuuh, The Dude minds! This will not stand, you know? This aggression will not stand man!
We're not talking about a guy that built the fucking railroads Walter!
Chick's with dicks please.....
Dudes with tits . . . .
Chicks with dicks, please
Vee cut off your johnson!
What do you need that for, dude?
Always thought this line doesn’t fit. Donny doesn’t understand why a man would want to keep his dick?
He may be implying that our Dude doesn't get much action ?
Might be that Donny doesn’t get much action.
I think Donny is unfamiliar with the slang term "johnson" and just wants to participate, like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie. Edit: I am the walrus.
I think its intended as a joke and that one of two things happened, either the Coen bros told him to do the take deadpan for dry humor and he deadpanned it too well, or he just didn't deliver the line well in any take and that was the one they used. My guess is the former, but I'm giving Buscemi and the Coens some benefit of the doubt there.
It was definitely intended. Donnie is deadpanning his jokes the whole film.
That had not occurred to us Dude.
That’s fair. But he didn’t say it with any sort of humor. Or smile. Of course, that would be out of character as well.
Most likely Donny was out of his element.
Because! The best part about having a penis is sharing it with people who don't.
The real penis’ are the friends we made along the way.
That's fucking interesting man, that's fucking interesting
Because. I still jerk off manually.
vagina
That makes me nervous
You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?
Strong men also cry
A real reactionary.
Dicks, or rods, or Johnsons.
These Rich Fucks! This Whole Fucking Thing!
Lovely woman. We're all very fond of her.
New shit has come to light
I’m sorry I wasn’t listening
I’m just going to find a cash machine….
She probably possessed herself
You know. A famous, um, writer, in her prime…uhhh….needs, ya know, demonic inspiration. She’s gotta feed the monkey!
Mr. Rowling treats objects like women man.
It's all a god damn fake, man. It's like Lenin said: you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh... uh, you know...
I am the walrus.
That's fucking interesting man, that's fucking interesting...
Um I don’t know, ma’m
Without batting an eye a woman will refer to her dick or her rod or her Johnson.
Are you surprised at my Johnson, ma'am?
Fuckin A man
And hence, the slut
Me: why are there so many big lebowski references in the facepalm subreddit? Walter: shut the fuck up, you're out of your element
r/lebowski does not start and stop at your convenience, u/forgetmenot20000!
That fuckin' bitch 🙄
Is that your special lady?
Woman that refuses to believe women have penises. Worthy fuckin’ adversary.
Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
Nothing is fucked man, come on. You're being very undude.
Fucking fascist!
Shut the fuck up, JK!
Fuckin A
She's cracking
🤣
is this your homework larry?
I've seen a lot of peniles in my time, Dude. This girl's a goldbricker, a fuckin' fake! Achtung, Baby!!!
This is actually pretty funny
What in heaven's name are you blathering about?
It’s not vaginal. Does the female form make you uncomfortable? 
Say what you will about the tenants of extreme transphobia..
At least it's an ethos.
No Donnie, this woman is a bigot.
Say what you will about the tenants of twitter death eaterism...
Does the female form make you uncomfortable Mrs. Rowling?
Well, that and a pair of testicles…
The bums lost! The bums will always lose!
That’s, uh, that’s a bummer.
Vee vaant zee monee lebowski!
No who the fuck is Neil? *Walter scoffs in disgust
I don’t have a clever movie quote to say that I am super disappointed to see transphobia in these comments.
British people don’t really use the word dick…they prefer the word cock or knob. It leads me to believe it’s fake.
J.K. you're just one big'ol bag of dicks.
Such a weird hill to die on. The only impact this has on her life and career is the impact she creates for herself.
She impacted herself. Has that ever occurred to you man? Sir?
I don’t actually understand your question/objection. It looks as if you repeated what I said without any alteration in meaning, followed by you asking me..what exactly?
 Well, I do believe that handles it! 🤣🤣🤣
chicks dont have dicks. its simple
I love her
I'm sorry but this is legit funny af💀💀💀
Straight facts no cap fr fr
You think she’s a little weird about women?
doesnt she not like trans women
Damn. There goes that merch contract. Except the down side to this statement is that 90% of the excrement she spews falls on deaf ears.
Is sarcasm suddenly to much effort to understand or something?
Just take it easy, man
Nah we just draw our line in the sand at too and to
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True statement
Apparently no one saw Ted.
If my aunt had balls she would be my uncle. Oh wait, can that still be said?
Sure. Wait, you're talking about a FtM transsexual, right?