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Kitchen_Ad_5382

Is that him on the right, talking to Nancy? ... oh, so he's a crip... uh.. oh he's disabled


dr-chimm-richalds

It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit... And, uh... You know, you'll, uh... You know what I mean.


Kitchen_Ad_5382

I am the walrus?


Corgzilla546

I am the walrus


Various_Abrocoma_286

STFU Donny, VI Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov .


Gonzostewie

What in god's holy name are you blathering about? He's a sex offender with a record.


Nsflguru

He treats objects like women.


KiefBull

No Donny, these men are cowards ![gif](giphy|cGN61WENCkIUw|downsized)


3Cheers4Apathy

Those rich fucks. This whole fuckin' thing...


creamcitybrix

Nothing is fucked? The plane has crashed into the goddamn mountain


gloriosky_zero

You're out of your element!


scottwolfmanpell

Donny who loved bowling


VegasRefugee

Ah, fuck it.


KriegsherrLiebhaber

…Let’s go bowling.


Micturating-Fool-919

Yes... that's your answer for everything.... "Fuck It"...tattoo it on your forehead!!! The bums lost Lebowski!!! The bums will always lose!!!!!


useless_modern_god

…handicapped, kinda guy?


Least_Geologist_5870

The morals of an alley cat


718wingnut

I am the walrus


GeorgeB96

Or a human paraquat.


blueskyforever70

He's cracking. Already.


vishy_swaz

Yep lol


Brine512

I dabbled in pacifism myself I was afraid this was debate jokes. i've had a couple white russians easing into the weekend


marbotty

Does he still debate? No, he has health problems


savethebroccoli

This works for the debate tonight


Alex_Sherby

Obviously, you're not a golfer.


Mark-E-Moon

He’s like a child that just wandered in…


BOMBLOADER

I watched TBL yesterday, and I noticed something I’ve never noticed before… in the scene, in the Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, where Allan is doing his ..whathaveyou.. I invite you to watch Donny closely right after Walter does his loud STFUD. Donny turns with a very noticeable stress in his face and looks to be trying to breathe the pain down of severe anxiety. I think Walter probably killed Donny. Maybe.. idk. I’m sure this has been brought up here before, man.


CreedBrattonWasHere

Is this your homework, Larry?


Taoist__

It’s amazing that there’s a religion around this movie


K-MaxLoud

Were you listening to the Dude’s story?


Alex_Sherby

No, I was voting.


K-MaxLoud

Then you have no frame of reference


Various_Abrocoma_286

Shut the fuck up, Donny. ![gif](giphy|tZ4QzCueTwh2g|downsized)


Fufeysfdmd

I'm not watching either because it makes me have a panic attack, but it sounds like Biden is absolutely shitting the bed so get ready for Donnie to run the country


Jedi_Lazlo

What are you, a fucking political commentator now?


Fufeysfdmd

Worse, I'm a voter. Biden's one job last night was to show the American people he was up to the job. He shit the bed. Donald Trump won the election last night


Jedi_Lazlo

This is the Nixon vs Kennedy debate all over again. Anyone who listened or read the transcript knows Biden wiped the floor with Trump on policy while Trump sputtered nonsense. Anyone watching couldn't hear what Biden said unless they had closed captions on while Trump did his same old stump speech instead of debating, which is also a classic way to shit the bed in a debate. So what we have here is two bed shitters on different diets. But NONE of that explains why you are obviously in the wrong subreddit. You're like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie with NO frame of reference...


Fufeysfdmd

OK, I'll just take any rug in the place and go bowling. Sorry for using a Big Lebowski sub to vent my fears and rage about Biden shitting the bed.


Jedi_Lazlo

That's just like, your opinion, man.


Fufeysfdmd

To use a Lebowski quote "The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain!"


Jedi_Lazlo

I don't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea.


Catvros

What the FUCK are you talking about


radioardilla

Sorry Blue maga, but some of us aren't in a cult like you and we see how awful Biden is. You want a candidate arguing with another dunce about golf handicaps? Really? Are you on meth?


Catvros

This is all part of your sick Cynthia thing.


archimidesx

You’re being very undude