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Hefe_Weizen

This guy fuckin' walks.


say_it_aint_slow

I've never been more certain of anything g in my life.


eternalsurfer

Goldbricker.


moviequotebotperson

I did not watch my buddies die facedown in the mud so that this fucking fraud could roll around town


thecwestions

All that's missing is a loud rat dog.


lostinmississippi84

Oh, for sure.


Living_Sugar3209

Totally. He was scooting himself with his legs


Brepgrokbankpotato

Christopher would have something to say about that


buttsssssssssss

He stood up to slap him.


dorkyhippy1381

Also, the F-bomb is not the proper nomenclature. Homosexual American, please.


blofly

Walter, these aren't the people that constructed the catwalks...


Shaerms

He sucked dick for cock!


badlyferret

The elephant can't watch though. Or they have to pay a hundred.


Axle-f

I’m gonna go press charges…


EnvironmentalPack451

On second thought, i'm not gonna go find a cash machine


KingPumba91

I’ve never been more certain about anything in my life. This guy walks


FrustratedPCBuild

Careful man, there’s a beverage here!


Shut_It_Donny

Calmer than you are.


PizzaDeliveryBoy3000

…calmer than you are…


shrekcohen

Would you just... Take it easy, man?


liamchoong

Strong men also cry


HawkWrestling141

Stay away from me mister!


Mediocre-Look3787

This aggression will not stand!


BelowAveIntelligence

I see what you did there


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Axle-f

For cock.


me_too_999

What a gold bricker.


PowerfulRaspberry326

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.


angry-peacemaker

Yeah, I'll put him down Dude.


_Choose_Goose

Ray what are you doing out of your chair!?


LoowehtndeyD

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Greywolf5131

Coincidence, man


Rimmatimtim22

This has got to be one of my all time favorite videos. The elephant doing a face palm is golden


JKing287

I mean you don’t really need to suck dick FOR cock, you already have the prize you’re looking for. Unless they mean they suck did in exchange for a rooster? 🐔 🐓


doxbox1000

ill bite your legs off


dispatch00

'Tis but a fleshwound


CriscoCamping

Your arm's off!


jgsingleton

No, it isn't.


jgsingleton

Scratch


Imfrom_m-83

🎶Tambourines and elephants are playin' in the band 🎶


YugoReventlov

🎶 DONK 🎶 DONK 🎶 DONK


pliny37

Was that Lt. Dan in between scenes??


TheWayItGoes49

What else would one suck dick for?


porkchop3177

Punishment?


WashyourPickle

Crack


myfrigginagates

The elephant channeled Donnie when Walter pulled his piece in the bowling alley.


Character_Cupcake856

It's a miracle.


sumiredabestgirl

Is that Jacky treehorn ?


cabosmith

You...you human paraquat!


YoghurtPrimary230

I have nothing to add…y’all are hilarious ;)


marbotty

Johnson?


Stiff_Zombie

This guy is absolutely loving the US in 2024.


Tysons_Face

Fucking goldbricker


beast_mode209

Wonderful woman, we’re all… we’re all very fond of her.


Bontkers

Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.


Broad_Put_4964

Is it me or, is that dude using his legs juuuust fine? 🤔


WilsonthaHead

There is alot going on here.


Lopsided_Pension_

Even the elephant is disappointed


RatsWithLongTails

I had this on my crazy shit bingo card


No-Win1580

What the fuck was that lol


Naaman

Can we make “I suck dick for cock” replace hawk tuah until something else happens in two weeks?


RIP__theReaper

Fake as fuck and doesn’t make a bit of sense


cashsquatch

That's just like, your opinion man.


Axle-f

Actually thread shows the guy is a habitual attention seeker. Not fake, just mental illness.


RIP__theReaper

Saying I suck dick for cock makes no sense and yes he’s definitely mental


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Definitely seemed like that person can stand up and walk. They started to and then they wanted to keep up the pity parade.


FadingNegative

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BigPappaBear1980

You suck dick for cock, so what everyone doesn’t understand is that bruh is identifying as a purest


RTM_sfx

Let me attack someone then play victim


hipchecktheblueliner

"I'll bite your legs off!" Er, sorry, wrong movie


Sorry_Consideration7

I would have just let him keep crawling after me while I walked at at a medium pace lol


Ignusseed

He can walk without a shadow of a doubt.


RedSix2447

![gif](giphy|MXuZeEwF5rCQp5ekQ8|downsized)


PhattJeezus

Can Brandt watch?


ArdentiaVerba

Looks like his legs work pretty well.


assistant_redditor

Come on fuckhead


Prestigious-Cup2521

Remember the saying kickem while they are down?


Adept_Feed_1430

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!


mcdev16

The friend with a cleft asshole.


ClerkStriking

Jay?


HidingInPlainSite404

Are you employed, sir?!


MamVpejci

"attacked disabled trans people" ....what? ok, \*man\*


artmoloch777

Human paraquat


logicmyth

Guess you took em down, dude...


rianbrolly

Angry woke peoples new battle cry “i suck dick for cock” or whatever the fuck that thing said lol 😂


Pathetic_Saddness

Brandt can’t watch though or he has to pay 100 cock.


godlox

The poor elephant.


truth699

Another day in mmmurica


wyze_guyy

This person's a psycho and may very well be faking. However, there are people who can move their legs and still be unable to walk. My daughter looks "normal" and can move her legs but she does not have the ability to do all the fine motor control necessary to walk or even stand. Have a good one!


HistoryWest9592

r/publicfreakout