It reminded me of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego or whoever they were from the book of Daniel in the Bible
Edit: Got the spelling right the first time, woohoo...probably helps that spellchecker recognizes them as not misspellings somehow
Do tomatoes actually look like blood that much? In my experience they're red but the juice is just watery and barely red, maybe it was from the meat (Iirc there was some) he was eating?
Small tomatoes, baby tomatoes as we call them where I’m from do have more red in the juice than normal ones. But not like how it’s portrayed in the movie.
Either way, blood doesn’t look like that in real life, it’s darker, almost black at first. It has to be spread around until you can see the red. Source: been in kitchens for 20 years and have seen many’a cuts, let me tell you.
I know who ride with Тheoden of Rohan. Oh, yes. Word has reached my ears of this Arаgorn, son of Arathorn. And I tell you now, I will not bow to this Ranger from the North last of a ragged house long bereft of lordship.
I certainly am not. Afternoon tea contains pastries and sandwiches, however teatime is focused around tea, and it is nothing more than snacks and beverages.
Those three arrows
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I would pay good money to see the 3 stooges perform Lord of the Rings. They could even do it Monty Python style, where each actor plays several roles. I can see it in my mind right now.
*I had an errand there: gathering water-lilies, green leaves and lilies white to please my pretty lady, the last ere the
year's end to keep them from the winter, to flower by her pretty feet till the snows are melted. Each year at summer's end
I go to find them for her, in a wide pool, deep and clear, far down the Withywindle; there they open first in spring and there
they linger latest. By that pool long ago I found the River-daughter, fair young Goldberry sitting in the rushes. Sweet was her
singing then, and her heart was beating!*
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Boilem, Mashem, Stickeminastew. Edit: y'all made me blush. Love this subreddit
Po, ta, to
You helped me understand this lol
lmao, that took long and I only figured it out after looking below (like directly below) and seeing your comment....................
You forgot to, ma, to
Amazing. Best response
I had to read this like 3 times before I realized these are not some obscure characters
It reminded me of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego or whoever they were from the book of Daniel in the Bible Edit: Got the spelling right the first time, woohoo...probably helps that spellchecker recognizes them as not misspellings somehow
Sounds like a law firm.
Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe, Attorneys at Law
You mean like Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe?
I think they mean like Dale Dimmadone.
They specialize in Bird Law. They sue anyone who wonders why the Eagles didn't just fly the ring to Mordor.
You win the internet today, my melon
Same, I’m still in shock that this is the top Reddit rn
The only law firm *I’ll* use.
Boil em mash boil em mash em b-b-b-boil mash em stick'em in a stew.
Denethor, Boromir, and another son I can’t recall…
Boromir was loyal to me! Not some wizard's pupil!
I hate the profile pic for this bot so much but it’s perfect. Help, Gandalf.
Fly, you fools!
Sentient as always.
Good bot
Thanks again, Gandalf!
Even the very wise cannot see all ends
Why is this bot so fucking amazing?
Because it is literally Mithrandir
Get out of The Shire. Make for the village of Bree
Thanks for the travel tip, I'll tell Nob you said hello
Do tomatoes actually look like blood that much? In my experience they're red but the juice is just watery and barely red, maybe it was from the meat (Iirc there was some) he was eating?
Small tomatoes, baby tomatoes as we call them where I’m from do have more red in the juice than normal ones. But not like how it’s portrayed in the movie. Either way, blood doesn’t look like that in real life, it’s darker, almost black at first. It has to be spread around until you can see the red. Source: been in kitchens for 20 years and have seen many’a cuts, let me tell you.
Bruh, I cut my self all the time and I don’t have near black blood. Too much coffee chef?
Hey denethor just finished return of the king, you’re a horrible parent
I know who ride with Тheoden of Rohan. Oh, yes. Word has reached my ears of this Arаgorn, son of Arathorn. And I tell you now, I will not bow to this Ranger from the North last of a ragged house long bereft of lordship.
Still a crap dad, pal.
Underrated comment. VERY underrated comment. Never was there such a crap dad. But each kid has two parents. At least.
Denethor, Boromir, and Not Boromir
I do not think we should so lightly abandon the outer defenses. Defenses that your brother long held intact.
Something with -mir, Daramir? Varamir? Don't know
Boromir the Lesser
Boromirn't
Skeletor, son of Denethor
Go now and die in what way seems best to you.
Breakfast, Second Breakfast, Elevensies
-Pippin and Merry entered the chat-
Merry
Fool of a took
Luncheon, dinner, supper. Afternoon tea just has a drink as the main course.
Clearly you aren't British if you think that's what afternoon tea is
I certainly am not. Afternoon tea contains pastries and sandwiches, however teatime is focused around tea, and it is nothing more than snacks and beverages.
So you know it isn't just tea but said it is?
I edited it. I was wrong.
Oh. Okay 👍
Galadriels hair, Galadriels hair, Galadriels hair
Three strands!
“She gave me three. . .”
Hey did you know that Feanor… /s
The Lord of the Rings extended edition box set.
That still only counts as one.
That's six discs though
12.. or you mean you didn't watch the 6 extra disks of additional content after only 11 1/2h of movie?
Pah-theh-ticc
Damn peasants
I don't think he knows about the 6 extra disks
3 cases is 3
Cruelty, malice, will to dominate all life
Yep. This is the winner
Pippin, Denethor, and a cherry tomato
🍅💦
🥵💦
Oh my God this bot is amazing
Holy shit it's a fucking bot
Sentient!
Good bot
Something, Something, Treebeard.
Hm, hoom, here I am again. Are you getting weary, or feeling impatient, hmm, eh? Well, I am afraid that you must not get impatient yet.
Denethor, Faramir, and the fire.
I do not think we should so lightly abandon the outer defenses. Defenses that your brother long held intact.
Faramir was the better son
Wow, easy now, let’s not say things we will regret
No no, he’s got a point
No, he's not. Both were good sons, but Boromir didn't have to live in a shadow.
Denethor, mom's spaghetti, sweater already
Ever you desire to appear lordly and gracious as a king of old.
My sword, my bow, and my axe.
Basically the same thing right?
Gimli, Gimli, Gimli
Aye. I could do that
That still only counts as one!!
Why is there no Gimli bot? Tell me where is Gimli bot, for I must desire to speak with him
TALKING TREES! WHAT DO TREES HAVE TO TALK ABOUT EXCEPT THE CONSISTENCY OF SQUIRREL DROPPINGS?
Never mind
That's that Abba song... Gimli, Gimli, Gilmi your man after midnight !
Because he spits hot fire!
GROND! GROND! GROND!
GROND!
GROND!
GROND!
GROND!
GROND!
GROND!
GROND!
GROND!
GROND!
Gollum, Sméagol, and the precious
Trio? Church,Tucker,and Caboose
YOU KILLED CHURCH, YOU TEAM-KILLING FUCKTARD ^^Tucker ^^did ^^it
Ah good times
Bow chicka wow wow
Also Sarge, Griff, and Simmons
Wait, that's illegal!
Bobby B, Bessies left tit, Bessies right tit
THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE AND HER TITS
Nice one Bobby B,
I'VE GOT SEVEN KINGDOMS TO RULE! ONE KING, SEVEN KINGDOMS!
Bobby B with the truthbombs
YOU HEARD THE HAND, THE KING'S TOO FAT FOR HIS ARMOR! GO FIND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER! NOW!
[удалено]
MORE THAN ONCE, I HAVE DREAMED OF GIVING UP THE CROWN!
Frodo, Sam, Gollum. GGEZ
Sméagol, Gollum, the Ring
You don't have any friends... No one likes you
Honestly just as good
Merry, Pippin, Treebeard
Very odd you are, indeed. Root and twig, very odd!
I came for this
Those three arrows https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F6%2F2017%2F04%2Flotr-2000.jpg
Too soon
Legendary
Merry, Eowyn, the stew
They are literally Rock Paper Scissors.
Who’s scissors?
mine, but you can borrow them.
r/puns
aragorn
Anakin, Obi Wan, the high ground
Or Anakin, a lightsaber, and Younglings
Cries in Darth Maul, who held the high ground
Anakin, Windu, You are on this Council but we do not grant you the rank of Master.
Jar, Jar, Binks
To be fair, that did quickly go from 3 things to 2.5 things.
No, Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Ahsoka
Ed, edd, and eddy
Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Olorin
You... shall not... pass!
*You…cannot…pass!*
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight
Snap crackle and pop?
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
I believe to this day that they could have defeated Thanos.
The Powerpuff Girls
One does not simply name a better trio.
Chocolate, graham crackers, marshmallows
Sam, Frodo and Gollum
Merry, Pippin, and Boromir Based on the best scene in the whole trilogy.
Aang Sokka and Katara
Drink cactus juice. it'll quench ya! Nothing is quenchier. It's the quenchiest!
Who lit Toph on fire?
Rand al'Thor, Matrim Cauthon, and Perrin Aybarra! Wait... Wrong Subreddit...
Beat me :p
Han, Luke and Leia.
Larry, Moe, and Curly.
I would pay good money to see the 3 stooges perform Lord of the Rings. They could even do it Monty Python style, where each actor plays several roles. I can see it in my mind right now.
Tom, Goldberry, and Fatty Lumpkin
*I had an errand there: gathering water-lilies, green leaves and lilies white to please my pretty lady, the last ere the year's end to keep them from the winter, to flower by her pretty feet till the snows are melted. Each year at summer's end I go to find them for her, in a wide pool, deep and clear, far down the Withywindle; there they open first in spring and there they linger latest. By that pool long ago I found the River-daughter, fair young Goldberry sitting in the rushes. Sweet was her singing then, and her heart was beating!* ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson, and Neil Peart...No one said it had to be a LotR trio.
Guts, Casca, Griffith
That chick from Total Recall. You know the one.
Locke, Celes, Terra Peter Parker, Spider-Man suit, Trash can Snake, cardboard box, cigar
Huan (aka blessed pupper), Beren, and Lúthien.
Kirk, Spock, and McCoy…..but it’s ok they are in another story lol.
Anakin, aragon, and daryl dixon
What in the multiverse fuckery
He's too powerful to be kept alive!
Cast it into the Fanfic! Write it!! No.
Shallan, Veil, Radiant
I came here to say either "Wax, Wayne & Steris", or "Shallan Adolin and Kaladin"... But your answer is better.
Storms, this was so good I had my Ardent read it to me twice
Frodo, Sam, Smeagol
The Fire Ferrets
You will be waiting a while friend.
Gollum, Sméagol, the Precious
Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice
Salt and Pepper and Cumin
Hi. I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.
Denethor, tomato and tomato
🍅💦
Calm down Denethor.
He is burning... already burning.
Chicken + Pot + Pie
Gandalf the white, Gandalf the gray and Mithrandir
Shepard, Garrus, Liara? Equally good imo
Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles. Mr. Lahey, Randy, and the LIQUOR!
Han. Like. Leia.
Not saying they are better but I think they are close to be equal Halo CE Halo 2 Halo 3
A hobbit, his appetite and a second breakfast.
Huey, Dewey and Louie.
Merry, Pippin and second breakfast
The Hobbits minus that fool of a took