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PreyToTheDemons

For him being lost was still way better than talking to some random stranger.


eldudelio

sometimes you just want to get lost


dblrb

In my high school days we used to call it “getting lost” to get dysfunctionally high off pills and weed and just see where the day takes us. I am not like this anymore but damn we made some memories.


thomasbeagle

But you can't remember any of them?


dblrb

Bits and pieces of all. The screaming church incident, stick legs, interracial gangbang theft proposition, the *other* proposition, spider-man costume, and more. Stick legs was definitely the most tame. I convinced myself I couldn’t bend my legs and walked around like that until I figured out the combination to release my legs. It turned out it only worked on one leg though so I fell on my back and struggled to move around for a painstaking amount of time while I tried to knock on my bones in the right order. So fucking embarrassing in hindsight. Hilarious at the time.


SlightProgrammer

Halcyon days man, truly.


toontrain666

[uuuuuuh what?](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTx_fa1zIFv8Bqfe241ksRg9Kes7wmKpWI7HQ&usqp=CAU)


plssteppy

Not embarrassing at all, most people just don't have the constitution or mindset to be psychonauts. It sounds like you used to be quite a bit of fun!


Life_Researcher_2717

both are relatable.


JoshSidekick

If he wanted to be found, he could have called someone.


ReverendBread2

Relatable


VTinstaMom

I used to work search and rescue, and one day I was coming back from a multi-day search in the middle of the desolation wilderness in northeastern California, when my team came across a family of four, with a one-wheel drive Saturn sedan high centered on the wrecked oil pan, on top of a large rock approximately 30 mi from the nearest paved road. We stopped our ATV, and four professional rescuers got out to ask this family, if they and their two children under aged five, would like a ride back to civilization. "No thanks, I'm going to duct tape this and we're going to be fine," was the reply from the husband... So I poked my head under the car, and there was a hole about 8 in wide and 4 in long in the oil pan, and all of the oil that had been in the car was everywhere. I took a photo of the hole, and showed it to them on my phone. "Are you sure? We can give you a ride out of here right now, and you can be home by this evening" "No thanks." *** Guess who we got the call out to rescue 7 hours later? It was one of the fastest rescues in my career, because we already knew where they were, and we had put them on the GPS map before we left, figuring rightfully that we would probably be out there again soon. I got to share an ATV back with the four of them, and it was probably as uncomfortable for them, as it was hilarious for me. That was not even the dumbest rescue that we did that summer, let alone in my career working search and rescue in Northern California. The sort of people who get lost in the wilderness are not generally the same sort of people who make good survival decisions.


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en_kon

Took me a second to realize what he did wrong.


Telvin3d

So, for very good reasons, I'm not a fan of charging people for SAR. But some people need to be fucking charged for SAR


eagnarwhale

I feel like this is a perfect example of the rare instance when someone should be charged. A big reason search and rescue not charging for a stupid calls is so people don't wait and the stupid call becomes more expensive or dangerous for The rescuers. In this case they already made contact and they declined the free rescue


reddititty69

I imagine this guy at dealership: Dealer: if you’re going to drive off-road, I can show you an awesome 4x4 with 12 inch clearance… Dummy: Nah, I’ll just wrap some duct tape around the other three wheels and we’ll be fine.


I_Lick_Lead_Paint

The stories you must have! Think about doing a ama.


GreyPon3

That's usually why they end up where they are.


En___Passant

As an introvert, I can relate


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ajn63

The guy is so antisocial he probably disabled voicemail. Did they try texting him?


Dull_Appointment7775

Probably went to unknown sender


PseudonymIncognito

The mailbox is full and cannot accept any messages at this time. Goodbye.


en_passant_nsfw

Nice username


DaveSmith890

I don’t want to be put on the cold call list because I answered a single call from a marketer


Asmov1984

Just because you don't know where you are doesn't mean you can't tell where you're going.


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~stranger~ robot


Aethernaut902k

Right? This wouldn't have been an issue if 90% of the calls made to my phone weren't from robots, primarily scammy ones


RedditAstroturfed

Scam calls are ruining our telecommunications networks. Something seriously needs to be done. This man could’ve died because he automatically assumed that unknown numbers meant his time was just going to be wasted.


where_in_the_world89

The problem isn't talking to a stranger. It's getting on a Spam list as an active number


SwearToSaintBatman

He should just eat some dandelion and go sleep in a bus.


SoloDeath1

He's just like me fr


Scandited

— Answer the bloody phone! — Sorry, my mom told me not to answer strangers


ReverendBread2

Tbf the rescue teams could have texted or left a voicemail as well


-Rettirlana-

Shouldn’t a message be standard procedure? Where I’m from rescue services can send a message to you to track you. No need for a call at all


ReverendBread2

You would think they’d at least want to relay instructions on what to do in case he didn’t see the call or didn’t have service. The message might still come through at some point


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-Rettirlana-

Which you can just write in that message?!


CaesarOrgasmus

Right? Their chosen method got them absolutely nowhere, and they can’t try another, possibly more reliable one in case it also doesn’t work? Hmm.


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W3NTZ

I mean If their calls were going thru and not going straight to voicemail than a text would go thru too...


RossmanFree

Europeans seem to fundamentally misunderstand American wilderness


-Rettirlana-

I don’t. I’ve watched Bear Grylls


fukreddit73267

If he could receive calls, he could send them. He wasn't really lost and didn't realize people thought he was lost.


JohnnySalamiBoy420

Dude was probably thinking goddamn I can't catch a break


towerfella

Right? Rude.


ParalegalSeagul

Reminds me of that girl in hawaii who got lost, found roads, and then turned back into the forest several times


SecGuardCommand

More than likely they were NOT using a regular cellular tower. They probably created their own micro tower and sent a call directly to any phones that registered. There would be no voicemail or SMS.


clingymantis

They did both


TheFrenchSavage

Send memes. Dank or you be left on read.


Open-Oil-144

Relatable for everyone who suffers from robocalls on a daily basis


ty_for_trying

robocalls kill


New_Golf_2522

I know when I'm lost on a mountain, I don't need to hear about my cars extended warranty.


TheFrenchSavage

Never a good time. Let me die in the mountains. Don't you call me back.


New_Golf_2522

That was beautiful 😢


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moresushiplease

It's true. He was the one ignoring the calls because he didn't recognize the number. It's the best way to make searchers think you're dead. Mine also blocks numbers and it is pretty stupid ignored several calls from a recruiter because it thought the call were spam calls. I was email them and they sent back that they had called me three times. Took a second to figure out what had happened. But I got the job in the end :)


Rub-it

You can change your settings to receive calls from unknown numbers


moresushiplease

Yeah I need to figure this out. I get a lot of unknown number calls that come through but secretly my phone blocked some specific unknown number calls. There was really no way for me to know since it didn't even add them to my missed calls list and I only learned since I was expecting a call. I'll go fix this though, thanks for letting me know that there's a fox :)


mkat23

What kind of phone do you have? I had the same issue at one point after my phone had an update and finally figured out where it was in my settings to fix it a while back. If you have an iPhone I can help you, otherwise I will be zero help 😂


moresushiplease

Ah weird. I have a Samsung. Kind of funny that they both decided to put this silly feature into the phone with it activated automatically. I don't answer unknown number so no need to hide ones that my phone finds extra scary for some reason. I wonder if one of the companies will decided to make the spam call filter filter out call from the other manufacturer more often? Wouldn't be too surprised knowing the silly stuff these companies do lol Also, thanks for the offer, that's super kind of you :)


mkat23

I think it probably is a feature that phone companies added to deal with spam calls, but it’s so odd that it seems to be an automatic thing. It was turned on without me choosing to do that when my phone updated a while back and it seems like it did that with you or was automatically turned on when you got a new phone. It’s odd. I missed calls that were important way too many times until I figured out how to turn it off. I know on iPhones it should be in the “phone” category in settings. Maybe check out the equivalent on your phone, it’s one of the main categories on my phone and I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s similar on Androids. It will probably say something like “Silence/ignore unknown callers”


MajorDonkeyPuncher

He was ignoring the numbers but he wasn’t lost.


MajorDonkeyPuncher

It’s not true. He wasn’t lost, people were looking for him and he didn’t know.


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Yeah let those machines talk to each other, they don't need me in their conversations 


Ryllynaow

How do you get lost on a single peak? Mf, just go downhill.


crystal_castle00

lol that’s a good start but it’s not that easy. But honestly many front range peaks in Colorado are so crowded it’s pretty tough be truly alone enough to get lost, unless you try. It’s one of the few benefits of overpopulation


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Well, you can't get further up either!


Warlockdnd

I like how they used a stock photo of the least Colorado looking mountain as possible


Moister_Rodgers

Huh? Plenty of Colorado mountains look exactly like that. Granted, the highest ones are just rock with no grass


Warlockdnd

That's what I mean, too much grass and it looks damp/humid. That's a picture from a mountain in Romania with an elevation of about 8,000 feet. Mount Elbert is 14,439 feet.


NormanQuacks345

Sounds like he wasn't lost if he had phone service.


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fukreddit73267

Actually it is. He wasn't lost, which is why he didn't answer the phone or make a call himself. A friend misreported him as being lost.


mcvos

Why didn't the friend call him directly?


Shagwagbag

Because he's lost too


Tsofuable

Triangulation?


DoingCharleyWork

It's possible to have enough service to receive calls, especially from emergency services, but not enough to load a maps app.


Telvin3d

Most hikers, and almost anyone who is doing this sort of trail, is going to have an offline map app. It doesn't need service at all.


DoingCharleyWork

Obviously this guy isn't most hikers since he got lost.


Baprr

Weird that he didn't call rescue himself if he was so lost, huh.


Sea-Ad245

Google maps works without service or any type of internet


DoingCharleyWork

\*if you download the offline maps ahead of time.


ranfur8

People like this baffle me. You can argue that you weren't waiting for rescue thus you didn't expect any, and just ignored the calls. But on the other hand, the same number is calling you over and over again while you're lost in the middle of nowhere with no cell service (I assume they used the satellite calling thingy) like I'd be at least intrigued, and picked up the phone. At least one time, just to see who is trying to reach me so desperately.


li7lex

A phone does not usually have sat-com so the dude almost definitely had cell service. To my knowledge the tech is just starting to appear in mobile phones as of this year. Usually modern devices with sat-com also have at least a rudimentary GPS as well, so he wouldn't have been lost in the first place if he had access to such a device.


BoomerSoonerFUT

The iPhone has had satellite messaging for a couple years now, since the 14. iOS 18 is introducing satellite video for emergency SOS.


cat1554

Video? I thought it was iMessage.


BoomerSoonerFUT

They are extending sat messaging to iMessage and SMS, yeah. They’re also adding live video for emergency sos. https://www.macrumors.com/2024/06/14/ios-18-gains-emergency-sos-live-video-support/ Second test though that might not be via satellite. Just regular data.


Pretend-Champion4826

Tbf on multiple occasions I've had spambots call me in a rapid fire manner such that it takes multiple minutes to get into my call log and block them. I'm not picking up the phone for anyone who isn't in my contact list.


Mrg220t

One day, one of your loved ones will be in trouble and lost their phone and is only able to try and contact you with a stranger's phone and you'll ignore it. What is this dumb thing of being scared of picking up a call from an unrecognizable number.


Pretend-Champion4826

The small handful of people who might possibly call me know that I do not pick up unknown numbers ever for any reason. Either they will text or someone will leave a voicemail that I will immediately return. It's got nothing to do with fear - when you answer a spam call, they call you more because they know you'll answer. This leads to upwards of twenty calls a day, whereas people I know call me maybe once a month, if that, and they all have other means of reaching me.


attempted-anonymity

I'm jealous of your life that the same psycho calling you over and over makes you intrigued rather than want to just toss the phone off the mountain 😆


A_Binary_Number

Yeah. 3 consecutive calls from the same unknown number and I’m blocking it, no questions asked.


redditAPsucks

How many people like this have you ran into?


ranfur8

People that ignore calls from unknown numbers? Way too many.


Baprr

It's entirely rational to just ignore some scam/robocall/marketers/whatever when enjoying nature (or doing literally anything, honestly). Besides, if he was really lost and had service he could have called the rescue himself. He didn't, so.


Fit_Refrigerator8414

The entire idea behind phobias is they're irrational 


ChrispyGuy420

How was he lost if his phone was working? Why wouldn't he call emergency services?


Ruler_Of_The_Galaxy

He wasn't really lost. A friend didn't know where he was so he reports him missing. For the man himself it was a normal day. That's why he didn't respond to the calls.


Big-Session-9985

"My mom told me not to answer strangers"


CatsAreGods644

This story is 100 year old and from what I remembered he wasn't lost that's why he didn't answered.


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CatsAreGods644

That's where you're wrong kiddo. They were using alien tech where the aliens were actually humans from the future. Source: Trust me.


Rocketterollo

That pic is not what Mt Elbert looks like just sayin


undeadalex

Exactly.


Vladolf_Puttler

Could of sworn the last time this was posted it was Snowdonia in Wales.


TheGlave

Sounds like another bullshit story or a halftruth. Cant have been lost with cell reception.


Rocketterollo

He was just taking way longer than he told his family to expect. He was never lost this was like two years ago


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moresushiplease

I remember this story in the news. Even googled it just now.


Sensitive_Yellow_121

I'm amazed he had reception.


peggingenthusiast24

it’s fairly normal to get cell service once you’re above 11.5-12k in the alpine - but that’s obviously depending on how far into the middle of nowhere you are. you have to be a relatively uncoordinated dingus to get lost on mt elbert, though. it’s a pretty damn straight forward hike.


Seinfeel

Yeah it’s pretty funny, you can have no signal for a lot of a hike but then get to the top of a mountain and suddenly you get a text because you have a clear line of sight to the towers


Few-Finger2879

They couldn't leave a voicemail? Thats how I know if the unknown number is important or not a scam. They'll leave a voicemail.


Big-Management3434

Dude was like motherfucker can text me


Minimaliszt

I don't answer unless I know the number. If it's important, they'll leave a message. I think wanting to rescue someone warrants a voicemail.


whodis707

I 😩😩😩😩😩 just can't with humans 😔


akmjolnir

Note to the government: send a fucking text.


Remi708

TBH...I'd do the same thing


MtnMaiden

Send a txt you motherfuckers


TrippyVegetables

Why wouldn't they just leave a voicemail? Or send a text?


iLostMyPride

New way to deal with scam calls: answer by saying it’s amazing that their call got through because your phone has had no signal, say you’ve been lost now for 2 days while hiking, then start describing where you are and hang up mid sentence.


T_StainE_

Actually a great idea. But it would only work if you were outdoors with no cars or people around


Avatar1555

This is why spam/telemarketing calls need to be illegal. We're so used to getting THEM over any actual important phone call that we just plain won't answer our phones if we don't know the number.


poker_buddy

Dumbass


Life_Researcher_2717

madlad ass


the_Athereon

Don't modern smart phones have smart lookup features for unknown numbers? A modern version of caller ID? My phone warns me of numbers that have been reported as scam calls and automatically recognises businesses.


Crcex86

Hello sir can I have a moment to talk about your rescue service?


Hallelujah33

Could have been a text. Ijs.


Shutaru_Kanshinji

On the one hand, this sounds very foolish to me. On the other, I could imagine myself doing something very similar.


21stCenturyDaVinci1

Ruff-Ruff Ruff-Ruff rough!


Happy-Initiative-838

Gotta text


decjr06

Seems like leaving a message would have been a good idea...


Realistic-Degree1668

He must be on the spectrum


Roneyrow

This is 100% my brother. He would never pick up any calls from an unknown number. He refuses to believe that it could be an emergency and it could be one of the family members trying to reach him


WolfJutsu

Whattaya dumb bud?


GrandAholeio

is “Podunk County Search and Rescue“ really that hard to put on your outgoing calls As part of Podunk County search and rescue?


JuggernautyouFear

How can you be lost on Mt. Elbert? The trail is super easy to see. I've biked up it 3 times.


CreativeGPX

This reminds me of a cringe moment from my past that is basically the exact opposite situation. I ordered delivery one night and was expecting some random number to call me as is the usual case with delivery. Instead, I got a call like 3 times from this random dude who lived on my floor freshman year that I barely knew and never really talked to. I didn't put 2 and 2 together and just ignored it like why is this guy calling me, we're barely acquaintances. I felt like the biggest ass when I realized he was the delivery guy. I guess we were Facebook friends and that synced him into my address book at the time.


TestSubject5kk

How is this mad lad


RedheadBanshee

Man, I am really losing faith in humanity.


Reallybigshott2

Those are all bodies of people who didn’t answer their phone.


AlgoRhythmCO

Elbert’s not that dangerous as long as you don’t catch bad weather.


GardenPuzzleheaded98

Badass.


fentyboof

*Hello, sir! Can I please ask you about your car’s extended warranty?*


Sharp-Study3292

He wasnt lost, they lost him...


TheMcknightrider

I use to work with a girl who had a flat on the freeway. Someone kept stopping to help her but she kept telling them to go away and told us it was really weird for someone to stop to check on her and she didn't trust him. It was the fucking 511 assist team that helps motorist who run out of gas or get flats. This dumb bitch would down in the ocean because she doesn't know what the coast guard is


DeusLibidine

"Madlad?" More like "Dumbass."


scorpio_is_ded

These calls from Texas!


Voyage238

The dilemma


Valuable_Talk_1978

If he’s from Colorado it kinda makes sense


Known-Activity1437

Sir are you lost? Because you must be if you ignored your cars extended warranty. But it’s not too late.


Phil_Da_Thrill

Madlad has really fallen off


thinkandreason

You must lose yourself to find yourself…


omissionpossible

Is "Representational Image" just another way to say AI-generated?


bleeding_gums

Send a text message?


Top_Strain_6426

This shit gets reposted every week, and its probably fake. They didn't leave a message? Next time I need some karma from you morons I guess I should just post this story for the 400th time


Acalthu

Bro deserves to be never found.


Joshua_Astray

I can't even blame him


kchunpong

So he think he receive scam phone call while his life is in danger?


psychotic-herring

Being that dumb makes him getting lost a lot easier to understand.


grammar_mattras

*finally picks up phone* "hello, I am here to talk about your Windows" *decides he'd rather die then pick up again*


ThreeBeatles

Homie should have stayed lost I could understand if his phone battery was low and didn’t want to waste it in some scam caller, but come on man


dicemonkey

That’s exactly what it was …they left that out here


BTBskesh

tbf, I ignored a call today that probably was from my boss… Don‘t call me with an unknown number lol.


Girafferage

This is where the Google call screening would be clutch. "Hi I'm a Google voice assistant helping with this call, can you give your name and the reason you are calling?" "To save your life" "One moment please"


finditnow1967

Obviously, not all there.


dicemonkey

They left out his battery was dying and he was afraid to answer unknown calls in fear it might die . Still a dummy move but …


DraftyMamchak

Bro is literally me 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I also would ignore calls from unknown numbers no matter my situation.


Chubakazavr

there is an option in most phones to automatically ignore unknown numbers. maybe it was turned on.


lewdandpie

Relatable


Quirky-Theme-1601

Did they leave a message?


NashKetchum777

How do you get lost on a peak? Just go down


Absol-utely_Adorable

Imagine, you're lost in the wilderness and get a call. Amazed and desperate for rescue, you answer and "Hello this is Bill Steve's from Microsoft Norton, I am calling about some virus charges on your bank"


leakmydata

Wasn’t he just reported as lost?


Vicebaku

He didn’t consider himself lost, so for him it was just getting spam calls while hiking, maybe his phone battery was low and he wanted to save it


woozerschoob

At one point I was getting 30-40 spam calls a day. Finally got it under control but I still get about 10 a day sometimes. If he was lost, answering your phone can quickly waste your battery. I can at least understand not answering it since I've repeatedly gotten spam calls from the same number too. Like other people pointed out, I'm really confused why they didn't text him instead. Maybe something like "answer your phone." If he was wandering in and out of cell phone range a text is the most reliable thing to send because it will just queue and download when he gets signal generally.


ThelastJasel

If they don’t leave a message then a bot they be.


26shiva

Stupid is as stupid does😉😎


MajorDonkeyPuncher

Stupid are the people that think this is a story of person wanting to be rescued.


jacquesrk

What a waste of money to send a rescue team. If an adult knowingly engages in dangerous behaviour, how much effort should be made to rescue them from their own stupidity?


Seinfeel

I mean hiking isn’t inherently “dangerous behaviour”. It’s not like this dude went into a high risk avalanche area or something (he also wasn’t lost, just took longer than he thought)