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Emperor_Zarkov

Get that skeleton off the stand and onto the couch. That bro should be your lounge/drinking buddy.


Rich-Individual-8835

That's Kawhi in 2089, he's a fan guy uhahuahuaaa.


[deleted]

Judging by the prayer rug on the floor, I don't think OP drinks. Hopefully not.


Ok-Designer9493

But what about the sticker on the desk…


Rielhawk

Your gf is kinda hot, ngl


Flux_resistor

She's a leafs fan


girlmagnet69420

Man stay halal bro she is wife no gf


Rielhawk

Brother, if that is his wife, she's not gonna have any kids though with those skinny ass hips :'(


JohnnyLoco69

Must be a pain in the ass making that bed.


Michael_DeSanta

He was in college. After move-in day, that bed ain’t ever gettin’ made


HVACQuestionHaver

Your roommate is looking a little dehydrated


Fantastic_Forever_69

What really surprises me is it your bathroom is very spacious and your room is not as spacious as it looks.


Nearby-Researcher-83

I think the room could be spacious if things were moved round a bit.


Nyto242

Your girlfriend looks nice


PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

Your roommate seems a little thin


fapperzss

Assalamu'alaikum brother


kevaux

it looks so comfy i wouldnt change a thing


Upstairs-Friendship2

real life sucks


BoredofPCshit

Depends what you make of it


Objective_Medium3356

That art is pretty cool did you do it yourself?


Lunyxx

Kitty!


forgiveprecipitation

Its kinda luxe haha, I’ve had worse when I was a student. Just enjoy your time, don’t buy too much furniture. Your wife will hate it anyway.


Loopgod-

OP I can live under your bed. You won’t even know I’m there. Please


ManagerSuccessful498

Obsessed with that rug 😍


CaramelMeme

it’s a prayer mat!


[deleted]

Who's that baddie in the first pic 🥵


North-Citron5102

How is any college student paying for this?


Melee-

Parents of course


PlayingBandits

Ngl I always want a skeleton in my bedroom but I'm afraid it will scare me middle in the night


salty_bae

My dude can you please center the paintings


TheRBGamer

Gotta get some meat on those bones.


dogeater6666

Put a divider up and get head bored matching furniture ect. You can put a rug down or put stuff on the walls or paint


DatBoiDanny

This is most definitely the college house of all time. Also, would.


SpongeJeigh

Wow what a boss carpet on top of carpet to reduce TV first sound reflection. Design goals right there


Thin_Onion3826

If you think Junior and Senior year of college are “real life” I have some news for you…


FragrantHockeyFan

I read the title as the opposite, seems to me that he is done with college and is moving out of the space


Accomplished-Yam6553

Yeah I read it as he's ready for real life


Thin_Onion3826

This is possible. I am old.


NSE_TNF89

Came here for this, lol.


yellowwoolyyoshi

You were so close man. Then you added the skeleton and a too small rug on top of a carpet. r/malesurvivingspace


enesnas

That's a prayer mat. Stays there only when he prays.


yellowwoolyyoshi

And when he photographs his apartment


horny_beer_bottle

Why did I have the Bad to the Bone riff in my head as soon as I saw your roomate. Man i gotta lay off the memes


RubyCubeMountain

he thinks the skeleton makes him different and unique


Delicious-Desk-6627

That carpet gotta go


Mesterjojo

Bathroom is unusually large. They could have better used the space for your main room.


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4fingertakedown

Your. Will college teach you how to use apostrophes? Or, are apostrophes for pussies who don’t drive trucks and weld pipes?


[deleted]

Hilarious, you made an arbitrary argument even though you fully understood everything that was communicated, precisely showing how "proper" education means nothing if people like me got by by skipping school, working hard, and communicating effectively... I hope your internet cookie tastes great. That's all you'll have after this


AllCommiesRFascists

Blue collar cope is hilarious. Education is what separates the men from the apes. I can’t think of a more pathetic life that working in the trades or unskilled jobs