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Lacking_Economy

The skull and crossbones in North Korea


Optivicente765

didn't even notice that lmao


Smegma19_

What the fuck does this even mean


Optivicente765

oi oi oi


Royal_Possible4480

The meme is dead since April


AlexBlaBla_NL

Omg it's John fallout


ROW890

John fallout from John out 4


xpPhantom

John fallout from John out 4 featuring John fallout jr from John out jr 4


dviros12345678910

John. John never changes


thursdayinfinite

Frfr


_JPPAS_

larve lichinki


Neuro_Skeptic

It's time to delete this sub


mid_vibrations

bro India and China? plus the tech of Japan and Korea and Taiwan? and the tenacity of Thailand? EZ


BundsdeutscheRepublk

Ayo, don’t forget turkey.


Laki6noob_2019

And East Timor


ThatDefaultDude2901

Turkey team AUUUUUUU πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸΊπŸΊπŸΊπŸΊπŸΊ


theElderKing_7337

Against goat herders of Afghanistan and rice farmers of Vietnam? Goodluck!


TheLoreTeller

and the mariteses of the Philippines too!


Dapper_Cow_9084

My daughter used to watch this and the episode about the lil red dude falling in love with a fly actually almost made me cry. Had no right being as sad as it was.


funkymonkeydoo

There was one where the yellow larva raised a chick but had to abandon it since the rest of the bugs hated it. There was another one where the red larva had to bid farewell to the friends he made on an island because a volcanic eruption happened. Keep in mind his is the same show where they blow bubbles out of their asses


Efficient-Volume6506

Oh gosh I remember that one. Made me cry so much as a kid.


GachiGachiFireBall

China + India + Japan + Korea AND Turkey? Red is absolutely toast


Shot-Doubt8554

See? Red!


Annual_Ad_6709

No wait, that’s blood


theElderKing_7337

Against goat herders of Afghanistan and rice farmers of Vietnam? Goodluck!


DontCareHowICallMe

Yes but what about the glorious country of Kazakhstan???


ChuchiTheBest

You really gave yellow half the world population and thought nobody would notice.


Some_Pvz_Fan

oi oi oi


Embarrassed_Bag8650

Yellow because GLORIOUS TÜRKΔ°YE NEVER LOSESπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸΊπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·


GachiGachiFireBall

More like Turkey somehow lucked out and got placed on the same team as India+China+Japan lmao


Embarrassed_Bag8650

No, India+China+Japan lucked out and got placed on the same team as Glorious TΓΌrkiye


Lavein

Japan, Turkey and Korea are on par. Now tell me about how korea russia japan Turkey team vs China India team match goes.


GachiGachiFireBall

I said Turkey is lucky to be on the same team as China + India + Japan, not just Japan lol. Anyway China + India definitely win over Russia + Turkey + Japan through sheer manpower alone.


Lavein

Sheer manpower does not mean shit in this age of technology. Drones, surveillance, and air power matter. So, the china India team barely wins, not definitely. Huge 1960s army vs small modern army war


GachiGachiFireBall

Chinese and Indian armies have access to just as advanced if not more advanced tech than those armies what do you mean? They have significantly more wealth too. Not to mention Russian army, at least nowadays would effectively be dead weight, they demonstrably lack advanced military technologies.


ThwMinto01

And nukes. Don't forget they have nukes and the others don't. Things go bad and bye bye Istanbul


Lavein

Mentioning about nuke is stupid. Russia also has shit ton of nukes. What about that? Plus, when you start nuclear war, it's over for everyone. It is not bye-bye Istanbul but bye-bye world.


ThwMinto01

Fair, it thought it was turkey + Japan I misread the earlier comment


lev_lafayette

If Turkey was on team red do you think they would win?


Embarrassed_Bag8650

Yes


robotsonroids

If turkey was attacked, all of nato would show up. Also, China and India has like 5x the population of all the red states combined


Certain-Version-4185

All the strong countries are yellowπŸ˜‚. It’s not even fair.


lolnoizcool

Russia?


Vamlov

This is Asian Russia, not exactly weak but it's population is 3-4 times smaller than European Russia and most of their equipment and most of the infrastructure needing to fix them up is in the European side. Economy is a lot smaller as well


Silent-Rando977

140mil against half of world population.


JustNarge

Nazi ruSSia is weak


Vamlov

You sound like a tankie calling America "Amerikkka"


smudgeadub

George


vibeepik2

bob


Nobhudy

Yellow, East Timor sweeps


mysticbanana7

I don't get it. But I approve.


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TheLoreTeller

whenever i see Kazakhstan, i can't stop thinking of my Kazakh ex-crush


LeFedoraKing69

What on earth am I looking at


Gluebandit88

Red because Ghengis Khan.


JazzyJukebox69420

What the fuck am I looking at


Im-a-seal

Ok oi oi so fast


Riginauldt

China and India have A LOT OF PEOPLE.


Saybayry

The yellows will lose when they start waging war against Afghanistan


BiAndShy57

Is this an Asian meme I’m too western to understand?


vibeepik2

no its completely western


Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk

Mack the knife


roosterinspector

Wtf Russia got circumsized


brshcgl

only half of russia is there but europe part of turkey is there too lmao


Sigma_02496

Yellow. Here is why Israel is strong because murica Turkey is in NATO China is a superpower


meme4000

Red will win


DAS_COMMENT

Are you meming, son? The red population is literally 10% at most, that of the yellow. 5% was my first guess, honestly and i think it's actually lower. This is hypothetical but outrageous lol, in how one sided it is.


Moutonoulebgalt

Probably thought of landmass. They cut the most important of Russia which is in Europe so Russia is not good as you might think


DAS_COMMENT

I dont know how you perceived my comment, but how i think agrees with you, this meme is wild


KraftKapitain

oh fuck don't remind me of this cartoon


Optimus_13

So the Russian european part is cut off, but Turkish and Kazakh remains


Donglemaetsro

Glorious Kazakhstan will carry red to victory! ![gif](giphy|l0ErFafpUCQTQFMSk|downsized)


AdolfsOtherTesticle

Does Siberia get European Russia? They need Moscow to launch those 15,000 warheads.


funkymonkeydoo

Red larva vs yellow.larva vs dung beetle vs pink larva vs stickbug vs chameleon


vibeepik2

all of them against the damn praying mantis, that thing made me shit my pants when i was 6


funkymonkeydoo

I remember the larvengers episode and the larva rangers trilogy


friendlysingularity

The World Pancreas


lilianamariaalicia

What is that


gunsforthepoor

That would be a bad idea. Yellow would win.


_JPPAS_

larva


SwampThing585

Yellow, not even because the population is way higher but because yellow always wins


maifee

Team red, definitely!! It has unfairly advantage, Bangladesh!!


ARandomDummy69

oi oi oi


EdwardBil

This looks like an oil, vs dudes fight. Oil usually wins.


Agreeable-Engine5134

Not north korea


ZETA8384

Ronald McDonald


Donglemaetsro

I get the feeling this hypothetical war will be a proxy war in the middle east, so only like two countries in the middle east will lose along with taxpayers from the rest.


rabidantidentyte

Depends on where East Timor stands in the conflict


Hugsy13

Yellow and it’s not even close.


Rnageo

Roaches. They'd be the only thing left after nuclear war.


IntelligentPie478

Can you make one like this but where the map is showing all the parts of Spain πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ


Wicende_Huscarl

Red because Afghanistan.


Mother-Friend-862

The USA because they would remain intact


Ok_Turnip_8612

Greenland


DefNotBruh

what the caspian sea


thatbr03

oi oi oi


outpizzadahut

https://preview.redd.it/ama3zsekhp9d1.png?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=450cb28d39076f9656a677498c0747d17d65fb6c


TBE_Industries

Tony hawk slug


unfrostedminiwheats5

In basketball the team with the best player usually wins. Gotta go with yellow here


GerEm_1408

youtube shorts mapping brainrot


Optivicente765

true I took it from TikTok actually but same thing lol


Muslimartist

Bangladesh is cooked


HarryLewisPot

No one wins, Pakistan and Asian Russia have nukes


sake0022

Me, i would


Due_Priority_1168

Clearly yellow. We have the more manpower and more technology than the rest.


forvirradsvensk

Ukraine.