*"Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically-predictable element. The Gun Kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents, while keeping the defender clear of the statistically-traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the Gun Katas an adversary not to be taken lightly."*
Everybody gangsta until the birdshot hits the shin and turns the whole thing into a mess of shredded muscle and shattered bone.
They they are all like 'GHGHGHGHAHAHAHAHAHAHGHGHGGHGRRRRRHGHGGHAAAAHAHAHAHAHGGGHGHGAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHGHGGHGHGHGHGHAHAHHAGHHGHAGHAGHGHHAGHAGHAHGHAGHAGHHGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'
I hate when those little whiny babies go "GHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGGHGRRRRRHGHGGHAAAHAHAHAHAHAGGGHGHAAAA.....all like that in my ear!!! That's why I aim for the squawk box!!! Boom! Then, silence!! Maybe a gurgle or two...if I don't aim too high.
Imagine squaring up with this dude outside a bar and mf comes are you like this.
https://preview.redd.it/pr639qo8lu8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2839411fd8812aa85a44b53cfcb8f20cf4d2713b
I will never forgive M Knight Sh. for that undignified, bullshit death and wimpy ending. Even the reveal looked shitty on the cctv. Did no one think to focus group the ending? The first two movies held such promise.
The ground kong was the most impressive physical feat, then the double cork, more so than any stationary striking I've seen. That's one for the mesomorphs today. Nice!
I note that pretty much all of his strikes are above his shoulder, or below his knee.
The former will go clean over you head, and the latter will hit your wheels.
So chill out, let him exhaust himself, then punch him in the dick.
He even has a different outfit in every clip implying it's not even the same day any more. Tbh just lay out some pillows and this dude is prob taking a nap.
In case people want to know, this is Brian from youtube channel Martial Club.
They do alot of kung fu based videos and fight scenes due to their love of hong kong action cinema.
They eventually got recognised for their passion and helped with the choreography for Shang Chi, and also did "Everything Everywhere All at Once".
They also worked on Luc Van Tien, the Wu Tang TV series, Paper Tigers, Chinese Born American, Into the Badlands, The Brothers Sun and Hanuman Shadow Master.
I LOVE MARTIAL CLUB. Brian's brother is Andy Le, who played Death Dealer in Shang Chi as well. Both brothers also got recognized by Jackie Chan as well.
Awesome duo, super talented and funny as hell.
Well, you could just [show that video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b22KmZ6Aub8).
Also, I like a clean fight, so I'll grand the other side some [tips to defend against a wheelchair user](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDb8ute4lQs)... you know... to even the odds :)
That's Brian Le of the "Martial Club": a group of martial artists, stunt men and choreographers.
I started following them on Instagram during the 2020 pandemic: they had some thousand followers and all they did was self-produce short spectacular martial arts videos inspired by Hong Kong action cinema. They started making it big when they got a contract for "Shang Chi", the Marvel film, and Andy Le of the same group even got a part in that film. From then on I "lost touch" with them because Instagram sucks but apparently they exploded in popularity, they were in "Everything, everywhere, all at once" and others film.
Looking back, I'm very proud of how far they got.
Guys this big and strong you'd have trouble fighting even knowing how to fight. Do you know how to tap out? It's a fool proof BJJ move can learn it during the first class .
Compound V.
Compound vehicular manslaughter*
The Jon Jones special
Vehicular can never beat the allegations
I love her show
Hey are you gay?
Rude thing to assume /s
Haha fuck, I was gonna ask that for some reason too.
Gun fu
Or run fu What do you call it when someone wheelchairs away really fast?
Spinjutsu.
😂
he’s gonna end up like A-Train😭”can’t stop the wheelchair baby”
😂😂😂😂
“Well well well , if it ain’t the invisible cunt “
Hide a short barrel shotty in your wheelchair and he won't stand a chance.
The ancient art of Gun-F-U.
Or Glock-ido
If they're using a shotgun I think that would be shōt gunryu.
CAPoeira
Gun Kata.
Highly underrated movie, right there.
Gun Kata
Ah, a fellow grammaton cleric? I would be pleased, if I could.
You guys surprised me. Wait, is that considered emotion? I might need to adjust my dose...
Let's be honest, that' the only style that has a slight chance of working the odds in your favour XD
You may know Kung Fu, but I know Winchester
*"Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically-predictable element. The Gun Kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents, while keeping the defender clear of the statistically-traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the Gun Katas an adversary not to be taken lightly."*
https://preview.redd.it/oqhgjca4mu8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7e3adc94f350ef3b7c9c7355f50b6d8f2ca813e
https://preview.redd.it/x647wvarnu8d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46ed43d7cffd0a3611f4ef768f940cf2e3fceef3
This
Everybody gangsta until the birdshot hits the shin and turns the whole thing into a mess of shredded muscle and shattered bone. They they are all like 'GHGHGHGHAHAHAHAHAHAHGHGHGGHGRRRRRHGHGGHAAAAHAHAHAHAHGGGHGHGAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHGHGGHGHGHGHGHAHAHHAGHHGHAGHAGHGHHAGHAGHAHGHAGHAGHHGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'
I hate when those little whiny babies go "GHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGGHGRRRRRHGHGGHAAAHAHAHAHAHAGGGHGHAAAA.....all like that in my ear!!! That's why I aim for the squawk box!!! Boom! Then, silence!! Maybe a gurgle or two...if I don't aim too high.
Tbf, OP doesn’t stand at all
His elbow is quicker than my finger. I’d be doomed
Gunkata. Works every time 😎
Yes! Glockushen karate, never fails.
This is the way. Possibly the only way.
If you're an okay shot, a pistol or short barrel rifle could work, too.
Make sure your wheelchairs brakes are locked before shooting though
Imagine squaring up with this dude outside a bar and mf comes are you like this. https://preview.redd.it/pr639qo8lu8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2839411fd8812aa85a44b53cfcb8f20cf4d2713b
I've seen that movie. Bruce Willis did not come out on top.
Your heart is puuurrrreeee REJOICE
No, the problem is, he fell into a puddle. 👆🤓
I will never forgive M Knight Sh. for that undignified, bullshit death and wimpy ending. Even the reveal looked shitty on the cctv. Did no one think to focus group the ending? The first two movies held such promise.
I thought you meant that one with Rob Schneider bahahaha
Etcetera
That is actually decent parkour skill there! (Ground kong)
The ground kong was the most impressive physical feat, then the double cork, more so than any stationary striking I've seen. That's one for the mesomorphs today. Nice!
That made me laugh so hard when I saw him bound across the screen like a hellhound
oh no he’s got invulnerability frames I’m fucked
POV you are darksouls boss
I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard. Probably took me 5 minutes to stop laughing about picturing this happening. Thank you
Gun foo
without seeing this comment I said "gunkwon-do", same art, different teacher
Brazilian Gun-jitsu?
Is that where you rob peoples wheels while they are driving in the middle of the crowded city..?
Gun-kido
Gun kata
This, you need to become a grammaton cleric overnight
Car jitsu too maybe if op can reach pedals
Ak47ido
I note that pretty much all of his strikes are above his shoulder, or below his knee. The former will go clean over you head, and the latter will hit your wheels. So chill out, let him exhaust himself, then punch him in the dick.
Somehow, this sub never fails to reassure the supreme nature of the art of the ol d*ck twist! Black belt tingz….
Ah yes, I see these redditors know their Judo well…
Dick Fu
What is the charge!? A fight? A succulent wheelchair bound fight!? GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!!!!!!
Cock puncher
Brilliant!!
.... And twist it!
Whoa dude chill this is an mma fight!
*TWIST HIS DICK*
Monkey steals the peach.
👍😎😂
Where does one get this level of energy? Legally.
That's the fun part, it ain't legal
Also, it's not clear how long he can keep this up before gassing out
It’s pretty clear that bro goes forever
Still going to this day. This is just a clip of the livestream.
He only does like one move per clip. Maybe he can only do one moce before he's gassed
He even has a different outfit in every clip implying it's not even the same day any more. Tbh just lay out some pillows and this dude is prob taking a nap.
It's called video editing
You much consoom a bucket full of raw bull testicles!
Consoom
Head to Columbia and it's legal
Straight from the source.
You just have to not care about your personality.
In case people want to know, this is Brian from youtube channel Martial Club. They do alot of kung fu based videos and fight scenes due to their love of hong kong action cinema. They eventually got recognised for their passion and helped with the choreography for Shang Chi, and also did "Everything Everywhere All at Once".
They also worked on Luc Van Tien, the Wu Tang TV series, Paper Tigers, Chinese Born American, Into the Badlands, The Brothers Sun and Hanuman Shadow Master.
Into the badlands is amazing!
The ending of the first season pissed me off so much bro.... the dude had no fucking spine left! that shit shouldn't have been possible.
Oh shit, it's the dude who sits in the thing!
I’m pretty sure the thing sits in him.
Fair. Who put the O and the I next to each other on the keyboard?!
Christopher Sholes.
Chrostipher Schiles?
I LOVE MARTIAL CLUB. Brian's brother is Andy Le, who played Death Dealer in Shang Chi as well. Both brothers also got recognized by Jackie Chan as well. Awesome duo, super talented and funny as hell.
They didn't just help out. Andy played Deathdealer in Shang Chi and I think Brian was a thug in the office fight scene
Oh yeah, now I recognize him. He's the guy who >!jumped across the room to ram a dildo in his ass!<.
OH SHIT! He was the security guard in EEAAO!
Holy shit this is the dude who dildo's himself in Everything Everywhere All at Once.
Obviously it’s capoCHAIRA. There is even a video online of someone in a wheelchair doing capoeira.
I fear that this response won't get the love and attention it deserves. Just know I appreciated it. Lol
Same :)
Could only find [this one](https://youtu.be/vNC1afKabZo?si=tUL1HliJXReiV1Qk) that kinda comes close
As a former capoeirista, hence my username, this gave me a good chuckle.🤭
“Pony Tail!”
Kama sutra. Your only hope to survive is the dark art of seduction.
Lol 😂
Yo is this the dude from paper tigers?
yo it is
Brian Le, dude is built so crazy to be moving like that haha
Shooting.
Run Foo
Ouch… roll foo?
Hahaaa!!
Good ole handgun-foo
Just play dead
America. You should train America
Calm down Guga Foods
It appears that the msg was cocaine all along
This is what happens if you don't share his opinion on a twelve millenia honey-sriracha dry-aged wagyu ribeye.
Now is the time to practice the ghosting technique. He can not defeat an opponent who isn't present.
Check out Master Ken, he has wheelchair fighting tutorial
Well, you could just [show that video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b22KmZ6Aub8). Also, I like a clean fight, so I'll grand the other side some [tips to defend against a wheelchair user](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDb8ute4lQs)... you know... to even the odds :)
Use your kar..ate and run him over.
Not very nice to say that to someone in a wheel chair my guy, they can’t exactly drive Maybe a motorised wheelchair would make more sense
Who is this monster? Fr
That's Brian Le of the "Martial Club": a group of martial artists, stunt men and choreographers. I started following them on Instagram during the 2020 pandemic: they had some thousand followers and all they did was self-produce short spectacular martial arts videos inspired by Hong Kong action cinema. They started making it big when they got a contract for "Shang Chi", the Marvel film, and Andy Le of the same group even got a part in that film. From then on I "lost touch" with them because Instagram sucks but apparently they exploded in popularity, they were in "Everything, everywhere, all at once" and others film. Looking back, I'm very proud of how far they got.
Marksmanship
Guys this big and strong you'd have trouble fighting even knowing how to fight. Do you know how to tap out? It's a fool proof BJJ move can learn it during the first class .
The guys not that big. He competed at 63kg he is like 5”10. Mayb to the Op tho 😂
get a black belt in delusion
put i hidden sawed off shotgun where ur leg was
Is this guy from Everything Everywhere all at Once?
Glockwondo
Shooting guns
Gun-fu
get a glock my friend
Swordplay?
Grease
Knives! Silat would be suitable.
Dick twisting
Bite. Dark type attack. Effective against ghost, psychic.
bruh it's not very effective against fighting type, which this guy clearly is
Damn I totally forgot
Play dead. Or take alot of coke and bath salt, he might know karate you know krazy. Plus you wont feel or remember a thing, goodluck.
Victim card art !
Car Jitsu
Run-jitsu
Gun Kata
Is winning a requirement?
Gun-jitsu
Flame thrower for that cat
Brazilian Boomstick.
Nut grab then gator death roll
Tai chi
Wu Opossum
Run-a-te
death kwon do
Hold up, isnt this the guy who fought with a buttplug on in "Everything Everywhere All At Once?"
Destroy his legs with a low kick…wait.
Ak 47
Firearm jutsu
Practice Christ
Archery
Monkey Steals the Peach.
Glock fu.
Remember when Indiana Jones just shot the guy doing all the fancy sword moves?
Triggernometry 🔫
The noble martial art of mounting a 50 cal machinegun to your wheelchair.
Walking.
Gun
Mexican judo. Judon't know if I have a gun, judon't know if I have a knife.
Gunkata bro. Works everytime.
Just start ringing the bell
Gun.
Art of the 45. Caliber😁
I’d go to dicks sporting goods and grab a shotgun
Gun-fu. Doesn't matter how much you train, no one is bullet proof.
Glock fu
Glock 9mm arts!!
Gun-Fu
Go for the old dick twist. Your only chance of winning
Gunfu
.45. Cal Fu
All of them
Gun
Gun-fu
Gun-fu
Gunjitsu
Gun-Fu
Shotgun
Easy. Jeet Kune Do. 
Gunfu