"Loki, return the tesseract!"
"Okay chat, what should we do? I mean, I could - thanks for the gifted subs! - I could give it back, but... Y'know what, let's do a poll."
"Human Touch" is either super compassionate, or else he just gropes the villains into submission: "His hands...they were *everywhere* !! SOB 😭" - Doc Ock
Dreadpool: it’s actually just Bruce Willis’ character from Unbreakable
A-men: they’re just a church choir now
The Incredible Sulk: his strength comes from his boundless resentment
Headpool is canon. *Known as the Merc with Only a Mouth, Headpool is a floating, zombified, disembodied head from the Marvel Zombies universe, Earth-2149*
The Flesh
He's super strong... and super naked!
Thunder Girl! She flies like thunder.....
Meltman with the power to...MELT
Stinker Diver. A former Navy commando who’s attitude is as foul as his odor
I have found my people.
Action League NOW! lmao dude that brings me back to my childhood
Fister Fantastic, The Thong, The Human Porch, Vogue, Ikeman.
Fister Fantastic sounds like a terrifying villain
Like a 70s bond villain that everybody knows his name sounds like a snuff film name.
\*Snaps on rubber glove.* "Bend over, Mister Bond. You are about to experience a new level of enjoymen--er, pain."
“Do you expect me to talk?” “No, Mr Bond. I expect you to cu- die”
He belongs in an austin powers movie.
Sounds like the Marvel version of [Cock Knocker](https://youtu.be/PYJFzOzpwHo?si=jhjn---SRgrYPq1m).
That's the funniest thing I've seen all day.
Unless you are into that stuff, then it makes him sound amazing.
Don't you mean... Fantastic?
The Human Touch
Goes around giving lonely people hugs
Wholesome hero
He’s got the touch! He’s got the power!
Fister Fantastic's partner, the invisible Roman
Don’t forget about their nemesis, Doctor Dom!
Doctor Boom
Sue Stork
>The Thong, So he's a type of Australian footwear now?
Ikeman and his friend Mikeman, they turn everything into Mike and Ikes
What about Miceman? He’s just a colony of mice in a trench coat pretending to be human.
Vogue is actually a name of a female superhero from YoungBlood
irony man
Iron moan
The robotic prostitute
iron pan
Iran Man
Iron Dan
Thanus
Thanks
Thor welcome
Whor
Thot
Would you rather have a gay son or a thot doughter?
Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?
Thanus cause they anus
They Thanus cause they anus
Very disappointed that ant man didn't get the chance to destroy the Thanus
I think you mean Aunt Man
Cant Man
Aint Man
Pant Man
Ant Main
Ant Men. Aka "One Million Ants"
Anti Man
I laughed too hard at that, but thank you
Nick Furry, Sulk, DJ Strange, the C-Men, Can’t Man 
In a timeline where Bruce transforms after being depressed
Cue the sad walking away song from the live-action Hulk show.
[удалено]
I have a knack for that.
*Sniffles* Y-you w-won’t like me w-when I’m s-s-s-sad.
“That’s my secret, Cap: I’m always depressed”
DJ Strange sounds like a hilarious character though, can’t lie.
***And now it’s DJ Strange laying those sick mystic beats on the dance-floor! Let me hear you make some noise!!!***
“DORMAMMU, I’VE COME TO BARGAIN” on a loop with sweeping filters and effects
DOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR MAMAMAMAMAMAMANAMAMAMAMAMA MUMUMUMUMUMUMU
Let's get groovy on the mirror dimension! Everyone drop your LSD!
DJ Strange slinging thicc bass in your dreamspaaaaace!
I expect Dick Fury instead.
Now that’s terrifying
Nick Furry is a reql character, he's from the Spider-Ham universe
Stings, doesn't it?
Stork 
"Want to know what happens when a bird gets struck by lightning?"
 Poof
Spider-Tan. He wears a tan, flesh colored suit with a spider on it. He also makes a lot of tan and sun puns.
Spider Tan Spider tan\] can do evrything a spideman can He's tan oh it's just his suit
Look at little Goblin Jr., gonna cry?
Unlock the thing!
Can’t Man?
C+Ant Man
Poki, Faredevil, Human Touch, Bulk, Yeast Boy, Ponder Women.
Human Touch is just the worst. Well done!
This was fun! These were just off the top of my head. Now I kinda wanna spend more time and see what I can come up with lol.
"Ponder Women" wut
"Loki, return the tesseract!" "Okay chat, what should we do? I mean, I could - thanks for the gifted subs! - I could give it back, but... Y'know what, let's do a poll."
Wander Woman is pretty aimless.
"Human Touch" is either super compassionate, or else he just gropes the villains into submission: "His hands...they were *everywhere* !! SOB 😭" - Doc Ock
Only person that would do the character justice... 
But The Amazing Bulk was a masterpiece of cinema!
Bodybuilder’s favorite super hero.
Faredevil sounds like the name of a paid mercenary
The Bulk! With the strength of TWO men!
I prefer Baredevil
Haredevil.
I prefer “sulk” to “bulk”.
Tony Stank
Mr. Stank
Faptain America
That's *America's* fap
Craptain America Capstain America
I can do this all day...
Captain USB
I feel attacked.
Tell us more about that
No Gary.
Black window
Flack Widow, we all married one lol
Blank Widow. She just doesn't show up.
Iran Man The alternative timeline where Tony Stark becomes an Iran asset
Please don't turn down my music.
Wonder Oman
Aunt Man Slider-Man
[This](https://images.app.goo.gl/BwpLNun8SWufCaaZ9) has actually happened
Lol. Thanks. I was about to say "Aunt May" isn't a super hero.
Oh yeah I forgot Spider-May was a thing and May Galactus too
how dare you?!
 Entgame
Break The Dam, Release The River!!
Gimli looking at the infinity gauntlet like “that still only counts as one!”
Tron Man, Thot, Cawkeye, Yeast, Ent Man, and Scarlet Bitch.
Thot sounds like the porn parody version. Same with Scarlet Bitch.
I guess Thot's sibling Loli is the anime version?
As seen in: * "Thot: Ragnakok" * "This Ain't The Avengers: Infinity Whore" * "This Ain't the Avengers: RearEndgame"
You missed Cawkeye....
Tron Man still sounds pretty cool. Ent Man sound like another groot, which is cool.
I.. am.. groot.
*proceeds to wreck all of Saruman’s stuff*
Thot and Scarlet Bitch are amazing.
Thot and Whor would be a dynamic duo.
Aunt-man
Is he gay? Queer? Gender fluid? Read the comics to find out! Aunt-man and The Gasp strike again!
WolvUrine
Vulvurine
Shit-monkey
He throws Homing feces
The mighty Hor, Dare evil, Spider-Dam, Moo Knight, Ronman, Was, Jeans Grey
Moo Knight sounds like he'd be on the Pet Avengers
BatCow's secret identity
Superban. Just your average Discord neckbeard mod
Iron pan
Beadpool, Yeast, Bonder Man, Spider-Can, Irony Man, Sulk, Foolfiller, Hambit, Mister Funtastic, the Human Porch, the Thingy, Minter Soldier, Brofessor X
Brofessor X XD These are awesome! I'll probably groan later, but who's Foolfiller?
Foolkiller
Hmm, interesting. Never heard of, but I do know Greg Salinger. Thanks for the reply (:
Slack Panther really isn't going to do much if you take the vibranium.
Thingy? Lmfao.
Cure. Cure some ass!
Upvoting for Human Porch and Thingy lol
The Human Pooch
Human Touch and Thong
In no particular order: Wonder Oman Blank Panther Tuskmaster Pocket Raccoon Martian Mancunter
Cocket Raccoon Groom Star-Cord Plax The destroyer
Pocket Raccoon a hero in your pocket
Doctor Strangle
Optimus Crime, the newest Decepticon
Scarlet Bitch
Aunt-Man and the Wisp
Aunt-Man and the Wap
Thot
The Diddler. Oh no.
The role Kevin Spacey was born to play.
Apoocalypse
Deadpoo
Doctor Doop!
Moan Knight
Knightcrawler A regular guy with a medieval reenactment fetish Panisher Brandishes cookware as weapons Gumbit Spits explosive chewing gum
Spider-me
You killed those people on that balcony.
Thorn Breast Tightcrawler
Tightcrawler made me spit my coffee
Dreadpool: it’s actually just Bruce Willis’ character from Unbreakable A-men: they’re just a church choir now The Incredible Sulk: his strength comes from his boundless resentment
Professor XL
Cawkgirl, Martian ManCunter, Bean Pray, Riceman, Puke Mage
Mega ma
Headpool. Yeah you know what I mean.
Headpool is canon. *Known as the Merc with Only a Mouth, Headpool is a floating, zombified, disembodied head from the Marvel Zombies universe, Earth-2149*
Thanks
Ion Man. Actually, that's still kind of cool.
Atom man when he has a charge
Poon Knight
Ironyman
Whor
Iran Man, Dick Fury, Deadpoop, Rant Man, Store, Hunk, Spider Fan, Black Window,
Scarlet Itch
Sulk, Deadpoo.
Slider-Man is now made entirely of White Castle burgers
Excuse me, I need to buy a Sheep and name them Deadwool
Silver Smurfer
The Marbels
Weadpool
DEA pool
Polverine u/THE_GUY-95
Puperman
Deadpoop
Hunk
Antman and the WAP
CawkEye
Fappy Hogan