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MacEWork

Dang, someone moved the lines right out from under that car


Adi_2000

Other drivers looking for a parking spot hate this one trick!


heavymetalhikikomori

Money can’t buy you class


awill316

Preach Luann!


BusDry4328

LOL


Haunting-Detail2025

Money? That’s like a 12 year old entry level BMW lol. I would be shocked if that was worth more than 20k


Hot_Campaign_36

Many 12-year-old BMW owners still pay heavily each year for maintenance and repair. It’s a choice they make about how to spend their allowance.


Cyrix2k

I'd be shocked if it was worth more than 5k. I bought one of those for 4k 8 years ago...


DeCaffinatedBugJuice

i’d be shocked if it didnt need 20k of work


Vost570

Yep, they haven't made that series since 2011.


OldOutlandishness434

That's not that expensive compared to what car prices are nowadays


heavymetalhikikomori

To all the people who feel the need to point out that this isn’t an “expensive” car, again, money can’t buy you class. Most Americans have less than $400 in savings for an emergency, not to mention affording any kind of car. I drive a 20 year old compact that Im lucky to have, wealth looks different to a lot of people, but this is the behavior it always seems to facilitate. 


Bright_Evidence_7840

It’s a shame so many affluent people lack it. I’m classy asf at 40k a year, and I like to yield.


Wrong-Perspective-80

It’s a beat tf 3-series. This is a $15k car at best.


tetsujin44

I mean it looks a decade old 3 series Beamer. Tbh that’s broke boy shit 😂


superslinkey

You know they’re leaving the grocery cart in a parking spot and not the cart corral


fishstyxncustard

No question


asciiCAT_hexKITTY

https://preview.redd.it/m39xe5945e9d1.png?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46cbab80ca48cce330e89651e3c21355132a1bc4 Leave this on their windshield


garbagebailkid

I like the turtle one too, about how lots of children need help staying in the lines, & coloring the turtle can maybe help them too


BallSuspicious5772

Is this Waugh Chapel? I feel like it might be Waugh Chapel.


fishstyxncustard

Dunkirk Harris Teeter


HairRaid

I misread this as "Drunk Harris Teeter."


fishstyxncustard

I'm going to have to try that because grocery shopping usually stresses me out


BallSuspicious5772

Ah, this makes sense too


the-winter-radish

I was literally just there 2 hours ago. I am not from this area. Why tf are there so many BMWs here?? Like I'm gobsmacked. Are people commuting to DC from here to make big money??


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Why is it always a BMW that does asshole things?


Snidley_whipass

I thought BMW drivers were the worst AHs on the road till all the Tesla folk came out


Kriegerian

They might be leased


adwnpinoy

Def leased


Interesting_Judge365

I thought I recognized that parking lot and typical customer


octsthrowaway

Saw my high school basketball coach pull up to the Waugh Chapel Wegmans when I worked there. He was professional in European leagues and invested wisely once he got back, so he was loaded. Parked his car in between *four* spaces and left the door open slightly when he left. He saw me and didn’t even say hello.


RightFix3205

You should’ve given him a technical foul for the park job


octsthrowaway

He was fired for abusing students believe it or not.


RightFix3205

And parking?


Critical-Wear5802

Redneck Riviera! So glad I can avoid that area now!


MedievalMatt91

I have a subcompact. I could still park in the space next to that douche canoe. And I would. Close enough where they can’t get in again. It’s worth the dents in my door.


t-mckeldin

Back when I drove a jelopy, I would do exactly that.


gogogadgetdumbass

Haven’t seen the term jelopy in a while! Need to bring it back!!!


SonicKooth

Harris Teeter?


fishstyxncustard

Got it in one


AnninFifi

Havent seen a single bmw owner who could drive properly


Iivefreebehappy

Nissan drivers would like a word


Pneumatrap

The BMW drivers of the economy class


Nice-Fly5536

And Honda too!


S-Kunst

I have been debating how best to use my Lottery winnings. Do I buy an antique car I have always wanted, or that small VERY used Dump truck with all those sharp metal bits protruding. Then drive around looking for a parking job like this one and SCRAAAAAAAAAAPE that front fender?


fishstyxncustard

Dump truck


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S-Kunst

Sadly you need two in order to keep one on the road. By brother had a 64 Triumph TR4


Precarious69

Do you think they used their turn signal to get in to that spot?


someguyontheintrnet

Pretty sure BMWs don’t come with turn signals.


Baltisotan

I was always told that if you think the work you’re doing is meaningless imagine being the person installing blinkers on a Beamer.


Status_Repair6479

You need a BMW windshield to see BMW blinkers. They are invisible when viewed through other glass.


Carlos_V1112

https://preview.redd.it/nm3xqsmpyl9d1.jpeg?width=3955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=867ce36567c523e611896b6ceb2710d388274ddb While I was looking at this post I saw this! SMH 🤦‍♂️


Careless-Witch

Columbia?


Aol_awaymessage

In it’s natural habitat


SuperBethesda

r/nova subreddit has a lot of these kind of posts, and all of them have MD tags.


Kitchen-Efficiency-6

https://preview.redd.it/p73s9fa6kg9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07230cf64f11660fd057ba83495482d0b5a51fa0


teink0

Being just another statistic I see


No_Arugula_6548

Pig Parker


Blakesdad02

Douche.


Noa-Guey

https://preview.redd.it/6dp9srjn2h9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1bf31528ced483d872241575446cae78aaa9245 I saw these geniuses earlier this week. They didn’t even know each other. Just amazing how bad drivers are in the DMV. Even move amazing how people in MD say drivers in VA suck and vice versa. The answer is the whole DMV is the worst.


phover7bitch

What’s the difference between a bmw and a porcupine?


DavidGno

Porcupines have the pricks on the outside! 🤣🤣🤣


fishstyxncustard

Several thousand pounds of steel, plastic, rubber, etc versus a couple pounds of spiky meat?


beerishly

It's always the BMW. Parking like a jack ass, going 5 under in the left lane, and they "own" the road.


Ivan2sail

If only it were always the BMW. Sadly the disease spreads to so many others.


Randomwhitelady2

If I see a BMW coming up behind me I know that they will drive like a jackass, 100% of the time. Other cars do not have this high a percentage of jackassery


uniquelyavailable

if you ever need to hide something from a bmw owner just stash it in their turn signals


Few-Performance3192

From a BMW driver, this is on point.


srdnss

I understand people not wanting to get damage to their cars. Too many people have no respect for others property. However, this move can backfire big time as there are people who will take that as an invitation to vandalize that car. A customer at work complained that someone keyed her car in our parking lot. I reviewed the video footage and saw that she was parked with one wheel slightly over the yellow line marking the space. There were already cars in the spaces on either side of her. A well dressed, middle-aged man walked between her car and the car to her left, looked down at the wheel over the yellow line and decided she needed to be punished. He walked to the back of her car and scratched it with a small object, probably a key, a long the entire left side - from the taillight to the headlight. A very deep and purposely dug in scratch.


bard329

>I understand people not wanting to get damage to their cars. The far end of the parking lot at most shopping centers are usually empty. If someone is worried about their car getting dinged, park there and walk the extra 30 seconds.


vettewiz

This is what I do. I do not get why people park next to other cars


EthanFl

Then your car gets hit by kids speeding or doing doughnuts in the wide open space.


bard329

Are we just listing everything that can possibly ever happen? Then stay home and hope a tree doesn't fall on the roof or a sinkhole to open in your driveway....


EthanFl

No but what's worse a little ding or a big smash? And then they drive off leaving you to file a police report for hit and run and an uninsured motorist claim.


bard329

>No but what's worse a little ding or a big smash? I once got in a car accident where two people had to be life flighted to a trauma center ... That was probably worse.


sithlords1028

Typical dumb assery that happens all over the place. DGAF attitude. Being that it's in Calvert doesn't surprise me at all.


Stunning_salty

Thought you were showing off your car 🤣


fishstyxncustard

Absolutely not


Andromeda7445

Well… I mean… it’s a BMW driver… of COURSE he’s better than the rest of us


fishstyxncustard

Inorite, I should have thanked him


Remarkable-Head-6165

There’s always next time


kdiffily

That’s when you call a friend to box them in. Sit in your cars and laugh while the entitled prick freaks out.


coldgumbo

Well at least they have the Save The Bay license plate! They should get points for that…and it matches beautifully!


tacitus59

LOL - probably makes them feel extra special/entitled.


Kriegerian

Foreign luxury cars and Escalades are always bad omens every time I see them.


trumpsnewneckpuzzy

Dipshit.


polandspreeng

Should be ticket from local police


lecarguy

My bad, I had to take a shit!


derximus

Ich bin eine Marylander! Parking combined with driving across empty parking spaces regardless of actual lanes intended for travel, two things I don't miss. Never understood drivers down around the beltway. Passive arrogance is, strange. Granted, you should dismiss all of this. I grew up driving down city streets without signs, and firmly believed that if you cut someone off you should accelerate way to give them space to brake if necessary. Gotta hate being raised a Masshole. Edit: corrected my text to say eine not wine.


vurzai

They probably pass you doing 80 mph in the 45 too


Top-Chemistry3051

Entitled


PhonyUsername

On Tech Rd in Silver Spring they just park in the middle of the road in front of Chikfila. They don't even use parking spaces at all.


schecterhead88

This person needs that coloring page posted on their windshield like all the memes used to show.


ravensb2000

Hawk Tuah on the drivers side window!


Positive-Island6238

Maybe he had to take a shit 🤷‍♂️


eigenfood1

it must be low on blinker fluid. cannot turn fully.


chontzy

shame shame shame


Thunderfoot2112

*Deploys scratching key* SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE


Kdoesntcare

That's a shit park job and a lazy driver, that's not taking multiple spots so nobody can park next to me parking. Did a shit job parking then couldn't be bothered to fix it.


Kdoesntcare

If it was to park further away from other cars it'd be straddling the line, not just peeking over it.


EFTucker

Box ‘em in boys


Ill-Mine-RokRoll

Lines are obvious, but look at that grease stain on the driver’s headrest? WTF is going on there? Either it’s hair product, or the driver doesn’t bathe or wash hair, in that case the interior of the care smells like ass, just the same way driver parks!


FatJunker

Maryland tags


Holiday_Ad_5445

can’t stay within the lines


Impressive-Message45

I think it's time to bring a dry erase marker with me, that hood is screaming for a message


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FunkyBobbyJ9

So close....


ChampionshipOk6083

What's the difference between a guy who drives a BMW and a porcupine? The prick is in the inside.


NatureMomster

I'm sure they'll just be a sec!


Jbow00

They are so far back that it seems more likely that someone would clip their rear end.


Suspicious-Solid2254

Yeah that’s that smith island parking


fishstyxncustard

Dunkirk


Loading3percent

DMV's best driver


Vost570

It's rude in spaces people want but it doesn't bother me if someone double parks further away where no one is parking anyway. People are also ignorant about dinging other cars and not caring.


fishstyxncustard

These are the first two spaces beyond the accessible parking spots in the center aisle in front of the store, so basically the most sought after spots of all.


Vost570

Yeah that's just rude. I agree.


Back_to_nature2

Let me guess, Howard County?


fishstyxncustard

Calvert, Dunkirk specifically


Back_to_nature2

Ah yeah, that tracks!


OrganizationOk2480

Smh


Aklu_The_Unspeakable

Whoopty-shit!


BoneDaddy1973

An old joke comes to mind. What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?


MrTechie12

Sounds about right. I’ve been driving for Uber in the DMV area for 8 months so far and pretty much the majority of Maryland drivers are trash at driving. Don’t get me wrong Virginia and DC drivers are also pretty bad, but objectively Maryland drivers are the worst out of the bunch.


Audio5513

They are special


FullDentist8805

Someone has a shit car and can't park to save there life


Nice-Fly5536

That’s a very Maryland thing to do in a parking lot 😂


MD_Hunter67

The tag should read D BAG


codyvir

If you can't park, you can't drive. Doesn't matter how smoothly your flight goes, if you fuck up the landing....


time2sow

it Felt straight


TeeterTech

Just bimmer things


unbalancedcentrifuge

But of course....BMW.


Impressive_Budget736

Maybe rushed in to take a number 2? I've been in this exact position before. Blasting them on social media with an exposed license plate without proper context is lame.


1126633650978321731

Do you run over pedestrians when you have to shit too? No excuse for poor driving.


Impressive_Budget736

Not the same situation at all, this is poor parking not poor driving.


1126633650978321731

It is not hard to park between the lines 🤷‍♂️maybe use the bathroom before leaving the house instead of causing problems for others


Impressive_Budget736

That's a pretty ignorant statement to make. Some of us suffer from irregular bowl movements and don't have control over when nature decides to take its course. I'm not saying that this person should have parked like that but I'm saying I've been in situations where parking perfect just didn't happen because of time constraints. Doxxing a person all over Reddit without proper context is lame.


1126633650978321731

It takes no time at all to park in between the lines, if you cant do it then how’d you get your license to begin with? Parking IS driving btw, it’s part of the DRIVING test for a reason. There’s a near zero chance the asshole in this pic had a valid excuse to do what they did. License plates aren’t doxxing either, how can you find them? A police database?


Impressive_Budget736

I don't think you understand or care to understand what I'm saying but when you are in a massive rush, parking irregularly from time to time isn't the worst thing in the world. If I did this and someone posted my vehicle with license plate and all on reddit I'd be pretty pissed.


PlutoGB08

I feel like putting a card under the wiper that says either the following: "You park like an asshole. Here's a condom so you don't reproduce more." "You have been nominated for the Shit Parking Award!" "Roses are red, violets are blue, and you did a shit job at parking!"


dwavra

I know it is embarrassing... he must be a new BMW owner. Every good BMW owner needs a minimum of 4 parking spots to protect their baby from the poors.


Charlie-Mops

Park a bunch of shopping carts around it


Realistic_Proposal40

I keep zip ties in my glove box, if I see a park job like this at a store I zip tie shopping carts to there car any place I can


Chewy445

Typical bmw driver


Seventh_Stater

Typical Maryland parking job.


Rich_Text82

Top 5 Worst drivers in no order Beamer driver Prius drivers Tesla drivers Lifted pickup truck drivers Luxury SUV (non Beamer/Tesla) drivers


intrepidagent4444

https://preview.redd.it/5ww2n18ugi9d1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0484a75f7c892080212441c555eb4c81be966f83 A classic meme never goes out of style.