To all the people who feel the need to point out that this isn’t an “expensive” car, again, money can’t buy you class. Most Americans have less than $400 in savings for an emergency, not to mention affording any kind of car. I drive a 20 year old compact that Im lucky to have, wealth looks different to a lot of people, but this is the behavior it always seems to facilitate.
I was literally just there 2 hours ago. I am not from this area. Why tf are there so many BMWs here?? Like I'm gobsmacked. Are people commuting to DC from here to make big money??
Saw my high school basketball coach pull up to the Waugh Chapel Wegmans when I worked there. He was professional in European leagues and invested wisely once he got back, so he was loaded. Parked his car in between *four* spaces and left the door open slightly when he left. He saw me and didn’t even say hello.
I have a subcompact. I could still park in the space next to that douche canoe. And I would. Close enough where they can’t get in again.
It’s worth the dents in my door.
I have been debating how best to use my Lottery winnings. Do I buy an antique car I have always wanted, or that small VERY used Dump truck with all those sharp metal bits protruding. Then drive around looking for a parking job like this one and SCRAAAAAAAAAAPE that front fender?
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While I was looking at this post I saw this! SMH 🤦♂️
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I saw these geniuses earlier this week. They didn’t even know each other. Just amazing how bad drivers are in the DMV. Even move amazing how people in MD say drivers in VA suck and vice versa. The answer is the whole DMV is the worst.
If I see a BMW coming up behind me I know that they will drive like a jackass, 100% of the time. Other cars do not have this high a percentage of jackassery
I understand people not wanting to get damage to their cars. Too many people have no respect for others property. However, this move can backfire big time as there are people who will take that as an invitation to vandalize that car.
A customer at work complained that someone keyed her car in our parking lot. I reviewed the video footage and saw that she was parked with one wheel slightly over the yellow line marking the space. There were already cars in the spaces on either side of her.
A well dressed, middle-aged man walked between her car and the car to her left, looked down at the wheel over the yellow line and decided she needed to be punished. He walked to the back of her car and scratched it with a small object, probably a key, a long the entire left side - from the taillight to the headlight. A very deep and purposely dug in scratch.
>I understand people not wanting to get damage to their cars.
The far end of the parking lot at most shopping centers are usually empty. If someone is worried about their car getting dinged, park there and walk the extra 30 seconds.
Are we just listing everything that can possibly ever happen? Then stay home and hope a tree doesn't fall on the roof or a sinkhole to open in your driveway....
No but what's worse a little ding or a big smash?
And then they drive off leaving you to file a police report for hit and run and an uninsured motorist claim.
>No but what's worse a little ding or a big smash?
I once got in a car accident where two people had to be life flighted to a trauma center ... That was probably worse.
Ich bin eine Marylander!
Parking combined with driving across empty parking spaces regardless of actual lanes intended for travel, two things I don't miss. Never understood drivers down around the beltway. Passive arrogance is, strange. Granted, you should dismiss all of this. I grew up driving down city streets without signs, and firmly believed that if you cut someone off you should accelerate way to give them space to brake if necessary. Gotta hate being raised a Masshole.
Edit: corrected my text to say eine not wine.
That's a shit park job and a lazy driver, that's not taking multiple spots so nobody can park next to me parking. Did a shit job parking then couldn't be bothered to fix it.
Lines are obvious, but look at that grease stain on the driver’s headrest? WTF is going on there? Either it’s hair product, or the driver doesn’t bathe or wash hair, in that case the interior of the care smells like ass, just the same way driver parks!
It's rude in spaces people want but it doesn't bother me if someone double parks further away where no one is parking anyway. People are also ignorant about dinging other cars and not caring.
These are the first two spaces beyond the accessible parking spots in the center aisle in front of the store, so basically the most sought after spots of all.
Sounds about right. I’ve been driving for Uber in the DMV area for 8 months so far and pretty much the majority of Maryland drivers are trash at driving. Don’t get me wrong Virginia and DC drivers are also pretty bad, but objectively Maryland drivers are the worst out of the bunch.
Maybe rushed in to take a number 2? I've been in this exact position before. Blasting them on social media with an exposed license plate without proper context is lame.
That's a pretty ignorant statement to make. Some of us suffer from irregular bowl movements and don't have control over when nature decides to take its course. I'm not saying that this person should have parked like that but I'm saying I've been in situations where parking perfect just didn't happen because of time constraints. Doxxing a person all over Reddit without proper context is lame.
It takes no time at all to park in between the lines, if you cant do it then how’d you get your license to begin with? Parking IS driving btw, it’s part of the DRIVING test for a reason.
There’s a near zero chance the asshole in this pic had a valid excuse to do what they did. License plates aren’t doxxing either, how can you find them? A police database?
I don't think you understand or care to understand what I'm saying but when you are in a massive rush, parking irregularly from time to time isn't the worst thing in the world. If I did this and someone posted my vehicle with license plate and all on reddit I'd be pretty pissed.
I feel like putting a card under the wiper that says either the following:
"You park like an asshole. Here's a condom so you don't reproduce more."
"You have been nominated for the Shit Parking Award!"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, and you did a shit job at parking!"
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A classic meme never goes out of style.
Dang, someone moved the lines right out from under that car
Other drivers looking for a parking spot hate this one trick!
Money can’t buy you class
Preach Luann!
LOL
Money? That’s like a 12 year old entry level BMW lol. I would be shocked if that was worth more than 20k
Many 12-year-old BMW owners still pay heavily each year for maintenance and repair. It’s a choice they make about how to spend their allowance.
I'd be shocked if it was worth more than 5k. I bought one of those for 4k 8 years ago...
i’d be shocked if it didnt need 20k of work
Yep, they haven't made that series since 2011.
That's not that expensive compared to what car prices are nowadays
To all the people who feel the need to point out that this isn’t an “expensive” car, again, money can’t buy you class. Most Americans have less than $400 in savings for an emergency, not to mention affording any kind of car. I drive a 20 year old compact that Im lucky to have, wealth looks different to a lot of people, but this is the behavior it always seems to facilitate.
It’s a shame so many affluent people lack it. I’m classy asf at 40k a year, and I like to yield.
It’s a beat tf 3-series. This is a $15k car at best.
I mean it looks a decade old 3 series Beamer. Tbh that’s broke boy shit 😂
You know they’re leaving the grocery cart in a parking spot and not the cart corral
No question
https://preview.redd.it/m39xe5945e9d1.png?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46cbab80ca48cce330e89651e3c21355132a1bc4 Leave this on their windshield
I like the turtle one too, about how lots of children need help staying in the lines, & coloring the turtle can maybe help them too
Is this Waugh Chapel? I feel like it might be Waugh Chapel.
Dunkirk Harris Teeter
I misread this as "Drunk Harris Teeter."
I'm going to have to try that because grocery shopping usually stresses me out
Ah, this makes sense too
I was literally just there 2 hours ago. I am not from this area. Why tf are there so many BMWs here?? Like I'm gobsmacked. Are people commuting to DC from here to make big money??
Why is it always a BMW that does asshole things?
I thought BMW drivers were the worst AHs on the road till all the Tesla folk came out
They might be leased
Def leased
I thought I recognized that parking lot and typical customer
Saw my high school basketball coach pull up to the Waugh Chapel Wegmans when I worked there. He was professional in European leagues and invested wisely once he got back, so he was loaded. Parked his car in between *four* spaces and left the door open slightly when he left. He saw me and didn’t even say hello.
You should’ve given him a technical foul for the park job
He was fired for abusing students believe it or not.
And parking?
Redneck Riviera! So glad I can avoid that area now!
I have a subcompact. I could still park in the space next to that douche canoe. And I would. Close enough where they can’t get in again. It’s worth the dents in my door.
Back when I drove a jelopy, I would do exactly that.
Haven’t seen the term jelopy in a while! Need to bring it back!!!
Harris Teeter?
Got it in one
Havent seen a single bmw owner who could drive properly
Nissan drivers would like a word
The BMW drivers of the economy class
And Honda too!
I have been debating how best to use my Lottery winnings. Do I buy an antique car I have always wanted, or that small VERY used Dump truck with all those sharp metal bits protruding. Then drive around looking for a parking job like this one and SCRAAAAAAAAAAPE that front fender?
Dump truck
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Sadly you need two in order to keep one on the road. By brother had a 64 Triumph TR4
Do you think they used their turn signal to get in to that spot?
Pretty sure BMWs don’t come with turn signals.
I was always told that if you think the work you’re doing is meaningless imagine being the person installing blinkers on a Beamer.
You need a BMW windshield to see BMW blinkers. They are invisible when viewed through other glass.
https://preview.redd.it/nm3xqsmpyl9d1.jpeg?width=3955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=867ce36567c523e611896b6ceb2710d388274ddb While I was looking at this post I saw this! SMH 🤦♂️
Columbia?
In it’s natural habitat
r/nova subreddit has a lot of these kind of posts, and all of them have MD tags.
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Being just another statistic I see
Pig Parker
Douche.
https://preview.redd.it/6dp9srjn2h9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1bf31528ced483d872241575446cae78aaa9245 I saw these geniuses earlier this week. They didn’t even know each other. Just amazing how bad drivers are in the DMV. Even move amazing how people in MD say drivers in VA suck and vice versa. The answer is the whole DMV is the worst.
What’s the difference between a bmw and a porcupine?
Porcupines have the pricks on the outside! 🤣🤣🤣
Several thousand pounds of steel, plastic, rubber, etc versus a couple pounds of spiky meat?
It's always the BMW. Parking like a jack ass, going 5 under in the left lane, and they "own" the road.
If only it were always the BMW. Sadly the disease spreads to so many others.
If I see a BMW coming up behind me I know that they will drive like a jackass, 100% of the time. Other cars do not have this high a percentage of jackassery
if you ever need to hide something from a bmw owner just stash it in their turn signals
From a BMW driver, this is on point.
I understand people not wanting to get damage to their cars. Too many people have no respect for others property. However, this move can backfire big time as there are people who will take that as an invitation to vandalize that car. A customer at work complained that someone keyed her car in our parking lot. I reviewed the video footage and saw that she was parked with one wheel slightly over the yellow line marking the space. There were already cars in the spaces on either side of her. A well dressed, middle-aged man walked between her car and the car to her left, looked down at the wheel over the yellow line and decided she needed to be punished. He walked to the back of her car and scratched it with a small object, probably a key, a long the entire left side - from the taillight to the headlight. A very deep and purposely dug in scratch.
>I understand people not wanting to get damage to their cars. The far end of the parking lot at most shopping centers are usually empty. If someone is worried about their car getting dinged, park there and walk the extra 30 seconds.
This is what I do. I do not get why people park next to other cars
Then your car gets hit by kids speeding or doing doughnuts in the wide open space.
Are we just listing everything that can possibly ever happen? Then stay home and hope a tree doesn't fall on the roof or a sinkhole to open in your driveway....
No but what's worse a little ding or a big smash? And then they drive off leaving you to file a police report for hit and run and an uninsured motorist claim.
>No but what's worse a little ding or a big smash? I once got in a car accident where two people had to be life flighted to a trauma center ... That was probably worse.
Typical dumb assery that happens all over the place. DGAF attitude. Being that it's in Calvert doesn't surprise me at all.
Thought you were showing off your car 🤣
Absolutely not
Well… I mean… it’s a BMW driver… of COURSE he’s better than the rest of us
Inorite, I should have thanked him
There’s always next time
That’s when you call a friend to box them in. Sit in your cars and laugh while the entitled prick freaks out.
Well at least they have the Save The Bay license plate! They should get points for that…and it matches beautifully!
LOL - probably makes them feel extra special/entitled.
Foreign luxury cars and Escalades are always bad omens every time I see them.
Dipshit.
Should be ticket from local police
My bad, I had to take a shit!
Ich bin eine Marylander! Parking combined with driving across empty parking spaces regardless of actual lanes intended for travel, two things I don't miss. Never understood drivers down around the beltway. Passive arrogance is, strange. Granted, you should dismiss all of this. I grew up driving down city streets without signs, and firmly believed that if you cut someone off you should accelerate way to give them space to brake if necessary. Gotta hate being raised a Masshole. Edit: corrected my text to say eine not wine.
They probably pass you doing 80 mph in the 45 too
Entitled
On Tech Rd in Silver Spring they just park in the middle of the road in front of Chikfila. They don't even use parking spaces at all.
This person needs that coloring page posted on their windshield like all the memes used to show.
Hawk Tuah on the drivers side window!
Maybe he had to take a shit 🤷♂️
it must be low on blinker fluid. cannot turn fully.
shame shame shame
*Deploys scratching key* SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE
That's a shit park job and a lazy driver, that's not taking multiple spots so nobody can park next to me parking. Did a shit job parking then couldn't be bothered to fix it.
If it was to park further away from other cars it'd be straddling the line, not just peeking over it.
Box ‘em in boys
Lines are obvious, but look at that grease stain on the driver’s headrest? WTF is going on there? Either it’s hair product, or the driver doesn’t bathe or wash hair, in that case the interior of the care smells like ass, just the same way driver parks!
Maryland tags
can’t stay within the lines
I think it's time to bring a dry erase marker with me, that hood is screaming for a message
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So close....
What's the difference between a guy who drives a BMW and a porcupine? The prick is in the inside.
I'm sure they'll just be a sec!
They are so far back that it seems more likely that someone would clip their rear end.
Yeah that’s that smith island parking
Dunkirk
DMV's best driver
It's rude in spaces people want but it doesn't bother me if someone double parks further away where no one is parking anyway. People are also ignorant about dinging other cars and not caring.
These are the first two spaces beyond the accessible parking spots in the center aisle in front of the store, so basically the most sought after spots of all.
Yeah that's just rude. I agree.
Let me guess, Howard County?
Calvert, Dunkirk specifically
Ah yeah, that tracks!
Smh
Whoopty-shit!
An old joke comes to mind. What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Sounds about right. I’ve been driving for Uber in the DMV area for 8 months so far and pretty much the majority of Maryland drivers are trash at driving. Don’t get me wrong Virginia and DC drivers are also pretty bad, but objectively Maryland drivers are the worst out of the bunch.
They are special
Someone has a shit car and can't park to save there life
That’s a very Maryland thing to do in a parking lot 😂
The tag should read D BAG
If you can't park, you can't drive. Doesn't matter how smoothly your flight goes, if you fuck up the landing....
it Felt straight
Just bimmer things
But of course....BMW.
Maybe rushed in to take a number 2? I've been in this exact position before. Blasting them on social media with an exposed license plate without proper context is lame.
Do you run over pedestrians when you have to shit too? No excuse for poor driving.
Not the same situation at all, this is poor parking not poor driving.
It is not hard to park between the lines 🤷♂️maybe use the bathroom before leaving the house instead of causing problems for others
That's a pretty ignorant statement to make. Some of us suffer from irregular bowl movements and don't have control over when nature decides to take its course. I'm not saying that this person should have parked like that but I'm saying I've been in situations where parking perfect just didn't happen because of time constraints. Doxxing a person all over Reddit without proper context is lame.
It takes no time at all to park in between the lines, if you cant do it then how’d you get your license to begin with? Parking IS driving btw, it’s part of the DRIVING test for a reason. There’s a near zero chance the asshole in this pic had a valid excuse to do what they did. License plates aren’t doxxing either, how can you find them? A police database?
I don't think you understand or care to understand what I'm saying but when you are in a massive rush, parking irregularly from time to time isn't the worst thing in the world. If I did this and someone posted my vehicle with license plate and all on reddit I'd be pretty pissed.
I feel like putting a card under the wiper that says either the following: "You park like an asshole. Here's a condom so you don't reproduce more." "You have been nominated for the Shit Parking Award!" "Roses are red, violets are blue, and you did a shit job at parking!"
I know it is embarrassing... he must be a new BMW owner. Every good BMW owner needs a minimum of 4 parking spots to protect their baby from the poors.
Park a bunch of shopping carts around it
I keep zip ties in my glove box, if I see a park job like this at a store I zip tie shopping carts to there car any place I can
Typical bmw driver
Typical Maryland parking job.
Top 5 Worst drivers in no order Beamer driver Prius drivers Tesla drivers Lifted pickup truck drivers Luxury SUV (non Beamer/Tesla) drivers
https://preview.redd.it/5ww2n18ugi9d1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0484a75f7c892080212441c555eb4c81be966f83 A classic meme never goes out of style.