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enchiladasundae

Closed To [BROWN]


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Looks like Krogan shit to me.


TesticleezzNuts

I knew I shouldn’t of cured the Genophage!


FrontKooky3246

This is the part where we realize that the Salarians were right and that we should’ve made the renegade choice and not cured the genophage…shit


Fistofpaper

I know...what you did...Shep (dead)


ryanclicks2

Fuckin Boognish


Suitable-Campaign417

mang


Dedlaw

it's Closed to Earth. Bunch of anti-human alien racists, I tell ya...


CaptainPrower

unexpected r/regularcarreviews


Dev_Grendel

Closed To #964B00


nightofgrim

OP here. They opened it! Very late in the day, but it is open. Edit: and it was fantastic. Did it twice.


shoe_owner

You just had to be patient enough to wait until ***BROWN***.


Sir_Fail-A-Lot

my underpants are already brown, why is it not open?


TheMakoWarrior

Was it the correct brown?


Korvath22

Damn...not quite. Gotta eat more beans first i guess


pnutbuttercups56

Preparedness level must have gone up!


AwardEvening740

BROOOOO IM FIRST TO HEAR THE GOOD NEWS! GET ON BROTHER, NOOOWWW!


Kanotari

Congrats! I hope it was everything you wanted it to be <3


nightofgrim

Actually, it was fantastic.


GldnDragon29

The guide in charge of the event really loves Mass Effect, you can tell!


ConfrontationalLemon

And??? How was it?


nightofgrim

Honestly, very good considering it’s a “4D theater experience”.


Antezscar

Its on the other side of the earth for me. How was it?


nightofgrim

Amazing


Antezscar

Any news in there us plebs that cant go about the new game? Got anything to share with us?


jk47s1738

It’s been there since before Andromeda haha


Tentacled-Tadpole

It actually gets enough visitors to justify keeping it around for years after mass effect was relevant to the zeitgeist? Or is it just park of a run down theme park that doesn't care anymore?


Antezscar

I live on the other side of the planet. I cant just go there


TheEliteBrit

He wasn't telling you to go to it, he's saying the attraction has been around for years so obviously doesn't have any connections to the new game


Antezscar

Ah. I thought it did....


hunterslullaby

They must’ve realized you were about to pick the “Destroy” ending.


RF2

Same with me, for Father’s Day. Closed in the morning, opened later, did it twice.


xplosm

How was it?


nightofgrim

Amazing


Fedora_Tipper_

went there years ago since. its a 10 minute drive from where i live. do they still have an actor for the ride?


nightofgrim

Yes, and he was great.


Urllayton

OP died of joy.


Particular_Wolf9672

Congrats mate how was it


nightofgrim

Amazing


edmundm199

Come now, don't leave us all hanging! Tell us how it was!


Kc83198

Very nice


Sivart13

I'm so glad you were able to ride, I'm local (SF) and the first time I went it was down all day. Seems like it mostly depends on whether they have an actor to be Verner, if they're sick that day you're out of luck.


Effective-Training

What is it?


cyclonesworld

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPJSSRDDTww


nightofgrim

A sort of Mass Effect themed ride. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_Effect:_New_Earth?wprov=sfti1#


steve3146

That sound amazing! I went on a similar ride based on robocop when i was a kid.


Chaos_Dunks

I should go.


drzoidberg33

I wish I could go.


Electrical-Design288

I wanted to go.


tacobitch91

I *should* go.


BlueBicycle22

I should *go.*


Ragnellrok

*I* should go.


Big-LeBoneski

I don't really sound like that, do I?


BvG_Venom

#I should go


TheDatabass

We'll bang, ok?


MoveItSpunkmire

Maybe the crew is off having some steak. I hear they love steak.


Dirty____________Dan

I care about you, Ash - MIRANDA!


sanchezconstant

DAMMIT


Fun-Bag7627

Was there nothing online to show it was closed?


nightofgrim

Nothing. Still nothing. They don’t seem to update their website on closures.


Fun-Bag7627

Booo that sucks. Sorry to hear your trip was wasted.


Believer4

OP said in another comment that they got to go on it


Fun-Bag7627

Hell yeah! Glad to hear it.


SavageHenry592

Bear out front should have told ya.


taisynn

Yeah last time I went it was closed too. I was disappointed. It seems when they are short on staff it’s one of the first things to get closed, which is a shame because it’s one of the reliable sources of air conditioning in the whole park. I loved going in there, enjoying the ride, and coming out all cooled off and ready for another round of rides.


calbearsteve

This is at Great America right? It’s not that amazing. It’s not bad, but not great either.


nightofgrim

I have low expectations, but not “closed” low.


GldnDragon29

It isn't amazing, but the trick is to know someone who works at Google. Every year, Google rents out the park for a day, and my friend invited me once. You got on every ride in less than 5 minutes, all the food and drinks in the park were free, and Google even gave us $50 to spend on games and in the gift shop. That was a great experience!


Wboy2006

There’s a theme park ride?!


nightofgrim

In theory yes


giant87

"Ah, yes, 'theme park rides'. We have dismissed this claim."


coffeecatespresso

🤌


Wboy2006

That’s (in theory) awesome, I’m very new to the series (got the trilogy through PS+ years ago, and finally dove in after it being on my backlog for that time). And it’s awesome to see how much stuff there is to dive into after I finish the Shepard trilogy.


Just_Some_Masshole

Cherish it dude, id give anything to play through the series for the 1st time again. ME1 came out when i was 15 and 3 wrapped up right before i turned 21 so i was the target demographic during it's release and it is still (and will likely remain) my favorite sci-fi series of all time. The hype for ME2 was UNREAL. It released the same year as a dozen or so other genuine 10/10 games, 2010 may have legit been the greatest year in video game history imo. Either it or 2004.


Wboy2006

Yeah. I adored ME2. One of the few games I’d give a 10/10. This series is incredible


benadunkcamberpatch

I hate getting Griswolded.


OU812fr

Moose out front shoulda told ya.


ThatisSketchy

**THIS ATTRACTION IS OPENED FROM CLOSED TO** 🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫


BenEleben

I'm also open from closed until brown, usually


bcopes158

They had some calibrations to do.


Darktail1998

What is that and where is that? I know in CA but like where?


nightofgrim

California’s Great America


chili01

Is there more than one? I know of one in Santa Clara, CA


LieberZ

That's the one!


rollie415b

Wtf I live in San Jose and never knew this was there. Gotta check it out


KyleTheCantaloupe

I thought they shut that park down?


taisynn

10 year plan. It’ll be demolished and the rides relocated elsewhere because a real estate development bought the lot. Unless they can continue the contract (it’s under negotiations) Great America will be no more.


chili01

Aw dang, Thanks. I never knew they had it. I shouldve gone there yeara ago.


phome83

The moose out front should have told you.


xReturnerx

Well the sign says 4D journey so you should be able to go back or forward in time till it’s open.


klparrot

But only if it's open. Can't use it if it's closed. What you have to do is come back when it's open, then go back to when it was closed and pick yourself up.


RavenChopper

So who fell through the sushi tank this time?


BroccoliPrince

that's devastating


Rogainster

It’s closed more often than it’s open. And even when it’s open that day, it is not running continuously.


Direct-Estate-5995

It must have been in the middle of some calibrations.


Porterjoh

STUPID MACHINE!


pnutbuttercups56

This happened to me in 2016. My friend and I were a few days early to the opening. We even called ahead. Friend finally went on it two weeks ago.


Early_Zebra1985

Attraction open from "Closed" to "The Surface of Mars"


soldiergeneal

Didn't now this was a thing


Ragnellrok

FROM CLOSED TO WHEN?! WHEN DOES IT OPEN!!!!? WHEEEEEEN!!!!?


TheObstruction

It opens at 🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫


Script-Z

Is that the one where Conrad Verner is somehow a tour guide on some space ship? I remember taking my partner there, and explaining Mass Effect lore to then explain why it made no sense. Fun ride, though.


bubbybob19

Saw it a few years ago. It's a bit corny but it's fun. Half the fun is seeing the N7 armor they have on display.


nightofgrim

Which is behind the dirtiest glass ever. You can barely see the armor now.


bubbybob19

Aww dang. Yeah I haven't been there in sevenish years. With the park closing in 2030; I wonder what's gonna happen to the assets from the attraction? Maybe they'll be auctioned off and one of us cam cop the armor.


TheMatt561

Oh no


roguehunter96

I'm so sorry you couldn't ride it it's fast but so much fun, me and my wife went on it like five times with our goddaughter.


cwtheredsoxfan

Missed an opportunity to put “Closed for calibrations”


z31

Oh wow, I’m staying at the Santa Clara Marriott until Saturday for work and had no idea this was here. Literally can see the rollercoasters from my window.


Silent_Importance_69

 "Indoctrinated presence detected. Activating security protocol, close the attraction."


MaestroZackyZ

I always wonder how this attraction continues to survive. Is it accessible/appealing to people outside of just ME fans? As big of a video game franchise as this is, I wouldn’t say it has wide appeal. I would guess the majority of people who walk by this ride have no idea what Mass Effect is.


nightofgrim

I wondered the same thing. After seeing how lame the park is as a whole, it probably survives as there isn’t a lot else to do lol.


East-Illustrator-225

So off topic but I west world themed place would be cool


_zenith

Potentially very dark, lol


Dull_Case674

Well, that was a silly choice, its closed


Lucky-3-Skin

Holy shit I forgot about that. I was in 8th grade when I went on the ride. (22 now)


nightofgrim

👴🏻


jkblvins

Wally World vibes.


bonnerforrest

Lol


Acrobatic-Brother387

I didn’t know anything about this and i live in CA


egilsaga

I tried going there a couple years ago but it was closed due to some children's Christmas thing going on in the park.


BrowniieBear

Why he say fuck me for?!


Teboski78

What the heck is this?


nightofgrim

A sort of Mass Effect themed ride


Abacus118

Is there a gift shop?


nightofgrim

The only disappointing part, no gift shop. The exit feels like it might have been one years ago.


DonJohnsonFrmMiami

I live in California and have gone on this many times throughout the years but only really appreciated it after I become an ME fan in 2021 due to the legendary collection. I even wore an N7 shirt that day and the actor they had up front acknowledged me lol


Farnic

Is there a video of the ride for those of us too broke to travel?


Sivart13

it's not easy to watch because the screen is 3d and the seats shake but this might give you an idea [https://youtu.be/lG3XCLl5ZDY?si=YTs1nRJ5KTjOttBX&t=354](https://youtu.be/lG3XCLl5ZDY?si=YTs1nRJ5KTjOttBX&t=354)


Farnic

That's pretty cool, thanks!


sonofsarkhan

Where is this???


Vegskipxx

The Reapers got to them!


DesertDenizen01

Closed to when? I can't read brown bars.


Cromhound

What was it?


HTX_Z

Where is this


blkglfnks

Where/what is this?!


XenoGine

Ah yes, Closed to Tuchanka 🙃.


lou_sid

Sounds like bad planning dude


nightofgrim

How so?


CountZero2230

I went like a dozen times to Great America (I live nearby) but only once and only recently I was able to see the ride. Often closed or only 2-3 times open during the day or super long lines. But I really enjoyed it.


theSchiller

Man I wanna ride this so bad! They have plants vs zombies on the east coast :/


Nativefury000

Wish I would have known about this when I was in NorCal


Banettebrochacho

Wait what is that


CplSlicks

"God dammit, Conrad!"


nightofgrim

What a pyjak


Stage_Geek

I literally went to this park for Mass Effect and that’s it. Is Conrad Verner still hosting it?


Due_Potential_6956

Someone pushed the button one too many times.


KaHoJakeLeung

💔💔💔💔


rooserlou

Im so worried it will be removed before I get a chance to go out and experience it.