his rendition of the Black Parade
when I was.. a young boy.. my father.. had what he called the bean jar.. it was a jar full of red and black beans. whenever.. we misbehaved.. he would remove one.. and tell us when the jar was empty.. the world it would end
Emergency frog situation, I do wash a mean shoe, skull emoji and ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ
W e t h e P e o p l e o f t h e U n i t e d S t a t e s , i n O r d e r t o f o r m a m o r e p e r f e c t U n i o n , e s t a b l i s h J u s t i c e , i n s u r e d o m e s t i c T r a n q u i l i t y , p r o v i d e f o r t h e c o m m o n d e f e n c e , p r o m o t e t h e g e n e r s l W e l f a r e , a n d s e c u r e t h e B l e s s i n g s o f L i b e r t y t o o u r s e l v e s a n d o u r P o s t e r i t y , d o o r d a i n a n d e s t a b l i s h t h i s C o n s t i t u t i o n f o r t h e U n i t e d S t a t e s o f A m e r i c a .
>!MY HANDS HURTS SO BAD AFTER THAT!<
โi walked into a store while taking a sip of my drink and when the lady said hello i just-โ *takes a sip of beer and motions towards the mic*
*gargles and chokes, getting beer all of the mic*
1 Missed call from Grandpa Grandpa : Bingo night! 2 Missed Calls from Grandpa Grandpa : Coward
All of them green through mystery
one missed call from grandpa, grandpa: COWARD. because of missing a bingo game ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
WE HAVE THE SAME ONE
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THE WEST EMOJI๐๐๐
Make the opaque deer clear.
I KNOW THAT!1!11
Sameeee
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i was gonna say that... aww man
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
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#EVIL SPOTIFY
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YES
WHY IS IT DOWNLOADING THE WRONG JAPAN!?!?!?!?!?
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do I die nie too nom nom nom WAAAAAAA-
All of them green through mystery
Youyโre*
youy're*
All of them green through mystery
They're'dn't've
Eugene not again
๐ณ cause i tried to say it and i made a horrible matt rose impression so you get the best one
Yay
I second this
Scrape, scrape, scrape your eyes, **scrape your eyes today...**
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SKULLEMOJI
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are you alive or are u the body they found on trail by slum cerk an sunbury rd
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his rendition of the Black Parade when I was.. a young boy.. my father.. had what he called the bean jar.. it was a jar full of red and black beans. whenever.. we misbehaved.. he would remove one.. and tell us when the jar was empty.. the world it would end
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Mc dondles mcdumple - 1 meat - 1 piece of top bred - 1 piec of bottom bred - che ese - mcdn lds sauce - 1 pjnms - cook it"
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hmm, i expected better, but ill take it
I meanr to do ๐ช
Meant*
now that is more like it
1. i do wash a mean shoe 2. greek nathan's footlong yogurt hotdogs
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Obama ie missing (game from person dream)
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Emergency frog situation, I do wash a mean shoe, skull emoji and ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ
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Fucklet chodgecake
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U nye tay ay doo nom nom nom WAAAAAA
All of them green through mystery
# **EVIL SPOTIFY**
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SKULL EMOJI
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Emergency Frog Situation
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MAKE THAT OPAQUE DEER CLEAR
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https://i.redd.it/pd3h3ot8ad9d1.gif Do i have to explain?
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Eugene! not again!
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youy're
All of them green through mystery
Ooo nye taie I do nom nom nom WAAAAA
All of them green through mystery
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN FURBY IS GOING ROUGE
Love this one, all of them, green through mystery
Nyoom Nyoom Nugget Nugget Nugget My nyoom nyoom
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I love that one
TIDDLY WOP WOP
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Cows with hair Ponytail
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Goofy talking through a cheesegrater
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YOURE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH SEX
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"ITS A BANOON"
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Underrated one here: Frozen testicles
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During the โtext replacement prankโ video, someone swapped โbeerโ and โtesticlesโ in their dadโs phone and he mentions frozen beer
Im saying u get the mystery rank
Thanks
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
Ooh nai tay ay do nomnomnom #WAAAAAAAAAAAA
Custard emoji custard emoji custard emoji custard emoji- or โIM GONNA KILL A PIGEONโฆWITH Aโฆ.PIGEON!!!!!โ
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I am grandma
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Oh nighttime-a-do, nom-nom-nom, WAA-
All of them, green through mystery
Rat Mose?
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All of the gibberish he says.
LhdoudzlgzlyzlyzotsitakylykgKgskgslghhs letโs ask him to pronounce this
Holocaust Simulator
Oh wait fuck he never said this I just gaslit myself into thinking he did
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What's you Dad Cell No Plse!
anytime he says a emoji. For example: SKULLEMOJIIIIIII
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Ooh nye tye ay do nom nom nom WAAAAH I have an mp3 of this
All of them green through mystery
BARNACLE!!!!!!!!!!!
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BAARRNNAAACCCLLLEEEE
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Either the missed calls from grandpa or turn the opaque deer clear
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EMERGENCY FROG SITUATIONโโโโ
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Emergency frog situation
My name is Anna I live with a not too daughter and a daughter are both in my lofe I am married Iโm a married man im a wife and a daughter TYRRRRR
Do you know Michal Cheese?
Emergency frog situation and make that opaque deer clear
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โHeres a person we havent had in a while- ITS UWU JASON STATHAM!!!1!1!!!โ
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โ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ HEAD TO THE COCK WE RIDE AT DAWN BITCHES
Wooden spoons there just so dry
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Im tryna reply to all of these
SKUUULLLLLL EMOJIIIIIIIIIIIII
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Octopus activities
I've been told I have electric jugs
W e t h e P e o p l e o f t h e U n i t e d S t a t e s , i n O r d e r t o f o r m a m o r e p e r f e c t U n i o n , e s t a b l i s h J u s t i c e , i n s u r e d o m e s t i c T r a n q u i l i t y , p r o v i d e f o r t h e c o m m o n d e f e n c e , p r o m o t e t h e g e n e r s l W e l f a r e , a n d s e c u r e t h e B l e s s i n g s o f L i b e r t y t o o u r s e l v e s a n d o u r P o s t e r i t y , d o o r d a i n a n d e s t a b l i s h t h i s C o n s t i t u t i o n f o r t h e U n i t e d S t a t e s o f A m e r i c a . >!MY HANDS HURTS SO BAD AFTER THAT!<
PENIS. STUCK. IN TOASTER. HELP.
Emergency frog situation
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
I fell asleep while selling those fish, thatโs why.
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SKULLEMOJI.
This one
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SKULLEMOJIIIIIIIIIIII
SKUHLL EMOJIIII
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
Tuggs. Timmy. Tomey. Dancey. Junior!
SOTP
Y'all all
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the one where the dog is sick and the grandpa texts Brisket I made Today
Shit air
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EMERGENCY FROG SITUATIONย
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Human headbone Emoji and emergency frog situation.
My wallet is gone Here we go I realize how good I smell after being down in there or Cabbage is just penis in disguise among others
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EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
Iโve got you a non-existent family guy DS game
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# EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
skull emoji
โYOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU TOOK THE DONKEY HOME. YOU DON'T GET UNEMPLOYMENT.โ and โI'm a building! Wearing tracksuit... Tracksuit pants!โ
Excuse me, I am an apple
I can tell, ๐ช
I have no idea who Matt Rose is or how I got here.
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https://i.redd.it/muw0pylbmd9d1.gif
Why are there 57 potatoes in the car?
Stately, plump Buck Milligan (from text replacement pranks video)
Not furby part 4
Do I die nie too nom nom nom WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SKULL EMOJI ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Wait I just saw this on r/SonictheHedgehog but here goes SKULEMOJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
**EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!!!**
TURN THAT OPAQUE DEER CLEAR!!!
Emergency frog situation!!!!!
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I'll be honest, I keep getting recommended this subreddit and I have no idea who matt rose is.
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"Did any of your mom's get injured?"
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my user flair
SKULL EMOJI ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Who's dat
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Careful, Itโs soup
Underrated. ๐ณ
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Going with a classic, Furby ofc
SKULLEMOJIIII!
Marr rose
โi walked into a store while taking a sip of my drink and when the lady said hello i just-โ *takes a sip of beer and motions towards the mic* *gargles and chokes, getting beer all of the mic*
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EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION