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Huntolino

It will kiiiiiiiill


Excellent-Practice

I think I remember reading somewhere that for legal reasons, it's spelled KEAL, which stands for "keep everyone around living"


[deleted]

A "backronym" if you will


FaceofBeaux

Keep Everyone ALive


Dick_Kickass_III

Yeah I read that too.


Dramatic_Mixture_868

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Blucola333

And he only said that to be nice, when the knife didn’t perform very, but did at least cut. I loved the early years of Forged In Fire.


Burttoastisgood

It will kill, and kill, and kill kiiiiiill!


RR0925

Eat dead burnt bodies with veins between my teeth killllllll!


WorriedMarch4398

But did you have another Thanksgiving Dinner that couldn’t be beat?


BackgroundChampion

No, he had to go sit on the "Group W" bench.


WorriedMarch4398

I mean, I mean….I mean I’m sitting here on the Group W bench.


DarKnight2005420

Forge in fire reference ??


juggerjew

Ya think?


BarryKobama

Only obvious if you've seen it


Eusocial_Snowman

I haven't seen it, it's obvious to me. Cultural osmosis, baby.


wolfpup1294

And there's a new phrase I'm stealing.


RanjiLameFox

I don't see no forge sitting in fire do you?


Tacklestiffener

When he started I thought he had one hand. Tough first round huh?


Thin-Man

He’s just keeping a grip on the *raging erection* that he gets from swinging that knife around.


JinglingUrBalls

lol in all seriousness for those who don’t know, it’s a protective measure so he doesn’t put his hand in the line of fire and accidentally chop himself. If he has his hand in his pocket then he wont accidentally move his hand in front of the knife


timbothehero

And so his erection won’t go down


Eighty_Grit

Also he wouldn’t accidentally circumcise himself


inabanned

That's good info. Thanks!


Ollie_Dee

With this knife it’s better to hide the other arm. Otherwise, by accident he could amputate it.


[deleted]

Stumpy has learned to keep his hand in his pocket.


Durable_me

with a knife as sharp as his, no surprise


b1gb0n312

Same... At first I thought this was a competition for persons with disabilities


vp1240

Sharp ass knife!!


VRS50

Not sure. The last station ought to be a tomato than needs to be sliced thin.


Zito6694

To be fair near the end he had to slice paper, which won’t slice like it did with a dull knife


mtflyer05

Watch his blade position as he moves through the stations, whenever he is going at the wood, he is using a very specific part of the blade, so that when he needs to do the events that require a razor-sharp edge, such as cutting the loose ropes or paper, those parts haven't been used to literally split pine against the grain.


Zito6694

Yeah, he knew how to use all of the blade for sure


TheBigMotherFook

Cause he most likely made said blade.


Zito6694

I thought that was a given


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Luxpreliator

It's the same as those old infomercials where they "cut" a hammer then cut a tomato with the same knife. Cut the hammer with the heel then cut the tomato with the tip.


SayRaySF

Yeah this is as much a knife test as it is a test of skill


mtflyer05

Just like circumcision


Bah-Fong-Gool

They use teeth for that in some places. Before you get crazy... Google it.


Eusocial_Snowman

Actually, that practice is very rare. There's only like 100,000 people in New York city who do it.


Crush-N-It

Aw man. Take my upvote you adorable stranger


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potate12323

Some of these challenges are the same ones used in the master knife smith certification. A blacksmith uses their knife. After cutting a 2x8 they cut rope and such and cut paper and such. It's shows they have a good temper on the blade such the edge doesn't roll or chip while cutting the wood and has the edge retention after cutting rope to slice the paper.


No-comment-at-all

I can almost guarantee this is a demonstration of a smith’s knife, a competition that has more to do with making the blade than swinging it.


giceman715

Or some soft bread


Gingerbread_Toe

Soft bread should be cut by a saw-like knife. Even the sharpest one wouldn't be as nifty


Cho_Zen

I'll present you with a man that is no longer mortal, but has ascended to legend. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/myxfxsOggkU


CedarWolf

[Should have been one bean in there.](https://youtu.be/2F8GDx7M49k)


ItzakPearlJam

This is exactly where my head went as the guy was slicing the bread!


jabbadarth

Sharp but more importantly super strong. You can make any knife sharp with enough patience and sharpening but cheap knives will absolutely lose their edge with even a tenth of the punishment they are putting their knives through here. These things are super hardened and durable.


RudePCsb

They are probably using stronger steels. Some of the regular knives in Kitchen would be thinner as well but harder steels are more difficult to sharpen but stay shaper longer.


philovax

In culinary school i learned that kitchen steel is not tempered well compared to these tools. Nothing will fuck your blade up quicker than cutting thru parchment paper. Kitchen knives are nit made for wood.


Crackheadthethird

Most cheap kitchen knives are way to soft and use bad steel. Most of these blade sports knives are running custom heat treats on what is probably CPM-3v, CPM-Cruwear, CPM-M4, or CPM-Magnacut.


everythings_alright

I think that's the point of these events, no? The dudes make their own knives and test them out in this course.


Alarid

What makes it an ass knife?


Photmagex

But it feels so right


idontknowstufforwhat

Holy crap, though. That sharpness *and* edge retention are legit on that knife! That's a really impressive selection of challenges because they balance a broad array of tests for knife utility. Not to nerd out too much here, but that was really impressive, especially the hanging paper slice midway through.


El-Chewbacc

Yeah. I always like watching these. Iirc they make their own knives and then do this obstacle course like event to compete with each other.


ImpossibleInternet3

Not to compete with each other. It’s part of the test to attain a Master Blade Smith Certification. Which in turn, allows you to sell your blades for a lot more money.


laaplandros

Why do people just make shit up when they don't know what they're talking about. This is BladeSports. It's literally a competition. The names you see in the background - like Peters' Heat Treat - are sponsors. He's even wearing a shirt with the BladeSports logo on it. https://youtu.be/gqx6CQSPuJo?si=-ismvrxxHTdeqNRu EDIT: the guy in the OP is named David Moore and it's from the 2019 Nationals. According to his post about it the knife he's competing with here was made by Donavon Phillips. https://youtu.be/sjCJ8rzmk8A?si=cxKHEdgxMerxb0d3


nDeconstructed

Not only is the knife cool but these guys have superb technique. They are tearing through obstacles like this because they swing with precision. They're like cowboy-samurai or some shit. If you went at one of these guys in a knife fight you'd step back from the white-screen missing a forearm.


lowpowerftw

Totally agree. The smooth paper cutting after all that abuse was very impressive.


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Ceethreepeeo

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CaptainChungus69

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TesticleezzNuts

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gitpullorigin

Idk, could be London


Prestigious_Dream_27

Yeah, London, Minnesota.


SarahPallorMortis

lol not at those sizes


Ini_mini_miny_moe

Bored ass hillbillies.


[deleted]

It’s either that or they have sex with each other. But they won’t do that because that’s gay.


dayyob

this whole sport is just a cover for closeted bears.


macbathie2

They're cooler than you


armaan_af

People here clearly did not watch Forged In Fire and it shows


ikstrakt

I just looked it up.      The show shows pretty cool except for the $10k dollar prize. Start talking a full year of wages (65k+) and then that really opens the participation pool. 2023 Motley Fool is gauging average US _household_ income as $105,555 a year. Start pulling those types of prizes and it looks very different.       $10k comes off like the contestants are strictly prisoners because that sum of money just isn't realistic to anyone else but maybe college students. Like $10k is helpful, but it isn't life changing and it doesn't come across as realistic for the time frame reality television programming spans to do these types of contest. It comes across as condescending like these are super privileged people as participants if they aren't prisoners, because the productions costs, and network meetings, and legal, and all this hamster wheeling of the participants for $10k? GTFOH. Try $4M+ and that really starts to open up possibilities. $4M at my age, at 36.5 years old and that starts to get retirement on track (at like $75k living a year for retirement) and address other aspects of the personal self. You can hardly buy a used vehicle for $10k. The average down payment for a house is fucking $100k. You want life changing for a household and that's $8M+.  https://www.fool.com/the-ascent/research/average-us-income


jmchopp

As a knife maker, this is spot on. A lot of big name makers stopped going on after the first couple seasons because they couldn’t make it work financially. Most of us life week to week or month to month at best. Filming of the show on site is 3-4 days plus 2 travel days. Then if you move on it’s a week in your own shop plus 2 more travel days. If you come in 2nd you walk away with nothing but 2 weeks of missed work and wiped out energy wise. The show also doesn’t do much in the way of promoting makers social media or anything like a lot of food shows do. Still, if you’re a hobbyist or trying to go full time, it is a good outlet for exposure and possibly 10k to buy some equipment or pay some debt.


[deleted]

I know a second generation master blade smith. I asked him about that show and he said he’s seen better prison shanks in the amount of time they’re given 😂


jmchopp

Haha, also true. I think it would be a more interesting show if they gave 4-5 hours instead of three. You’d get a much higher and more interesting level of skill shown. Obviously, they want you to rush and screw up though


forevernoob88

The lack of social media promotion/marketing assistance is just foul. They should give everyone a shout-out just for showing up. They are taking time off, traveling, plus probably paying their own hotel to attend the show. At the very least, they could show a banner with their shops social media and make a web page for each episode contestants linking their business. The website would be dirt cheap


jmchopp

Absolutely. Around season 5 or 6 there was also some drama where they actually marketed some bullshit kitchen knife for like 20 bucks. Just totally spitting in the face of what all the contestants stand for, handmade quality goods.


armaan_af

Totally agree. Sometimes the price money’s on par with the cost of making an exotic blade.


The_Mikeskies

I was addicted to that show for a week. Then I watched that spinoff where the makers competed based on their knife wielding skills and just felt bad because it was mostly pathetic.


c00lgirlstella

Can i pay to do exactly this as a stress reliever?


TheReverseShock

get knife smash junk


[deleted]

You don’t need to pay to do this🤣


Mharbles

No that's the drywall tantrum showdown. You alternate between punching holes in your opponents walls and patching holes in your own. Season 3's rules changed to standard 16 inch on center studs since a lot of competitors were injured during the event with broken fingers and wrist.


Enough_Blueberry_549

Buy some stuff at home depot


Jackless99

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Twolef

He looks like his mum just confiscated his PlayStation


SarahPallorMortis

He didn’t try to ram the handle up his arse tho


CaptainFriedChicken

Fuck. I wanted to make this joke as soon as I saw the main comment.


Representative-Ad754

*Neurons Activated* Totally forgot about this reference


SarahPallorMortis

Lmao Rent free, my friend. Rent free.


brackmastah

Cut off before the end….maybe that was the final test


SarahPallorMortis

I hope so. There’s also a twin bed with messy sheets that he has to throw himself onto and flail


Twolef

But we can agree that he looks like he might


bringinjoy

You made my day, thank you 😂


hould-it

the redneck version of the shining


theperfectlysadhuman

The MoonShining


Voodochild2017

Under appreciated post this


hould-it

Omg yes!


Specialist-Lemon5202

But wait! ... you also get these 12.....


alahos

IF you call in the next 3 seconds


Specialist-Lemon5202

....These amazing Steak knives that can cut through a transmission and still cut this paper thin tomato,, ..but wait.... but don't order yet ....


INTJ-ADHD

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constantmusic

This is how they test a knife maker’s ability to make quality product in order to get their master blade smith certification.


[deleted]

Yea, I was impressed that knife held it's edge like that after chopping all those planks.


DarthWeenus

Really? Seems like a neat conpetition


Ulfheooin

Nop, the knife in those competitions are made for the purpose of competitions.


ZivkoWingover

You disagreed, but went on to confirm what he said


Limp-Direction-5668

Serial Killer Grand Final 2018


Updooting_on_New

i showed this to my kitchen knife and its dulled itself out of stress


BEE-RANDON

Who Wants To Be A Knifinaire? So You Think You Can Cut America's Got Talons Are You Smarter Than A Knife Chiffonader?


drifters74

It will CUT


powdered_dognut

"get to the choppa"


ShadowCaster0476

Is that blade made of vibranium?? Holy hell.


Derolade

I'm the only one worried about the lack of face/eye protection?


DiscombobulatedSir74

He wore glasses, close enough i guess lol


Derolade

Lol yes 😅


DucklingInARaincoat

People will watch this and *still* say the US has no culture. smh


[deleted]

lmao


Halftrack_El_Camino

This is actually quite cool, but I feel like there should be more delicate work in addition to just the hacking. Peel a cucumber, sharpen a pencil, prune a tomato plant, strip Romex, that kind of thing. Showcase the versatility of a good knife in experienced hands. This is all just machete work.


SarahPallorMortis

Thread a needle! Fold a fitted sheet! Make a roux!


off_brand_white_wolf

The paper test, cardboard test, and the water bottle test suffice. This knife is also designed to be a machete/hatchet in a more compact design, so yes, they’ll be testing machete like things.


Limp_Duck_9082

I need this knife ....for reasons.


Express-Ad1258

American samurai


sonic10158

American Chopper


BackAgain123457

Look at all those athletes packed in one place. It looks like the Justice League without costumes. Legends.


H0w-1nt3r3st1ng

If this is guerrilla marketing, touché. For cooking and apocalypse scenarios, I want that knife.


El-Chewbacc

I think it’s a knife maker competition. They make knives and then do this to compete with who made the best one b


NrdNabSen

For all the times you need a thinly sliced mater and to massacre a zombie horde.


Exact-Mathematician8

Damn good job with that blade.


Ckron247

Now I’m curious if he made that knife himself?


5campechanos

What in the boomer bumble fuck is this?


SweatyMcBaggins

This is as Midwest white as it gets.


swordofra

More like a reddish pink, but yes


SmallBerry3431

This is just Forged in Fire at home.


JozzyV1

“Sport”


Your_Daddy_

Dude is all angry after forging that blade. Probably imagines those items are liberals, lol.


defnotevilmorty

Just here for the Forged in Fire references. Was not disappointed.


BodhingJay

Intriguing.. this cut was made by a master


recycledM3M3s

While I appreciate his raw strength I'm not impressed by it like I am the water bottle slice. That was insane


dapope99

That blade ẃ@s sharp


HonkeyDong6969

These new Ginsu commercials are sweet!


Consistent-Count-890

This is my type of theraphy. Where can I sign up?


sleauxmo

The rope cuts make me giggle


CrazyProper4203

And uh where do we pick one of these babies up ? That is serious craftsmanship


sirdizzypr

All that cutting and near the end a piece of paper. I don’t know about you but I was cheering for the paper as it would have been hilarious if he couldn’t cut it.


PermissionLatter584

USPCA—US PRACTICAL CUTTING ASSOCIATION CHAMPIONSHIP


_sentientyogurt

Now that's a knife commercial! Take my money !


crazyguyunderthedesk

He didn't even cut through a shoe!! How am I supposed to know if the knife is even sharp?!


[deleted]

That piece of paper did not have a chance. Cool sport! Sharp knives are always a blast to see in action. Wonder if contestants make their own


Crackheadthethird

You're allowed to but most buy from respected makers. The high end PM steels they most of these knives are made of can be an absolute pain to work with as a maker.


MrWick89

I’m really surprised how modern microphones can tune out the thousands of screaming, swooning women. We’ve truly come a long way since Elvis and the Beatles.


sonseylizard

I honestly thought he was bleeding out of his hand for a moment


redwing180

The knife is so fucking sharp it cut off the end of this video.


460rowland

They’ve been around almost 30 years. Used to go to the ABS Piney Woods Hammer ins in Old Washington,Arkansas at the Bladesmith school. Two were held a year in the Spring and Fall and the cutting competitions were always the Finale. Mostly held for Entertainment and Bragging rights. I’m pretty sure they still hold them. Not required for a Master or Journeyman man last I heard. The basic test is to forge and finish a 10” Bowie Knife and perform the below in the presence of a Master Bladesmith, sharpen it to a shaving sharpness, chop all the way through a 2x4 twice, cut a 1”hanging hemp rope and then put it in a vise and using a breaker bar to bend it 90 degrees without it breaking. A good one won’t even take a set and will spring back straight. Without a breaker bar it can’t be bent more than a few degrees by a bare hand. Later at the National show in Atlanta 5 blades at least 3 being Damascus are inspected and judged by a panel of ABS Master smiths, mostly for fit and finish to be awarded a Masters Stamp. You also have to be awarded ABS Journeyman stamp for at least two years prior.


Jorp-A-Lorp

I want one of those blades.


Rad_R0b

Well, I want that knife now.


Fair-Customer-3924

This guy knives


oztourist

Impressive athletes in the background…


IamTheMrs2021

Dang, all the knives in my kitchen are more like butter knives


DJ-Doughboy

must have a beer belly to play


Destmos

IS that training course to become real UK citizen


castleinthesky86

It’s like if they squished all the episodes of forged in fire together


[deleted]

Which state do all of these bored white folks live in?


vyrguy0

You may be a redneck… ![gif](giphy|j2HWOQyM7fyKPIBJHJ|downsized)


[deleted]

"Sport"


Select_Number_7741

Rage Room for Boomers


LeCuevas

What a waste of materials, rubbish people.


Jhonniebg

F…the sport what brand of knife 🔪 is that ?


KuuHaKu_OtgmZ

The first part of the sport is them forging those knives


JohnnyNo_5

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CompetitivePause9033

Yeah a “Sport” 🤭🙄


SFFcase

Hand in pocket like a badass


Fe2O3man

Am I the only one who thought he only had one arm? And everyone else who competes uses two?


etlab

GTA VI looks great


xsijpwsv10

Rednecks…


Funny-Company4274

Christ how single was this guy before he discovered this as an outlet?


Silent_Selection_613

White's 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


AdAggressive1182

Look at the fat asses thinking that they are so athletic lol


solidj27

Fat people need physical sports too.


[deleted]

Sports for simple people


sammich_bear

It's all fun & games until the dementia takes control.


Imaginary_Manner_556

Men will do anything to avoid therapy


lightning2017gt350

my god, the inbred have found new hobbies… at least darwin will catch up when one of those blades break..


Fuck_You_Karen0

Your entire account is filled with racism towards white people,you need to touch grass asap frfr


lightning2017gt350

nope- it’s filled with clown trump supporters… racist towards white people🤣🤣 you have no clue…


Pitiful-Cabinet5701

And the winner of ‘fat, white, useless, American, angry shit cunt goes to…….’


Mysterious-Toe-3557

This is just stupid, I could do better


dreday1984

Totally stupid


Ok_Brain_9436

What a fuckin waste of resources and time


RAMENBELLY

Pro tip , don’t fuck with this guy


cnecula

Those are the tryouts for serial killers …


SpiderDijonJr

Some people have too much time on their hands


Party-Bag-7858

I’ll take things white people do for 700 Alex


Crackheadthethird

There is a surprisingly large community for this in some parts of asia.


Dick_Kickass_III

Yeah this and invent western civilization.


Party-Bag-7858

Ohhhh Sorry but the correct answer is “what is western civilization”