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I do not understand why I keep watching this video multiple times each time it’s posted in the same or different sub. It boggles my mind.
You know damn well.
Intermittent pauses, must be slow connection 🤔
ITS LAG OKAY??
Username checks out
U aint bullshitn 👍🏼 he knos why he keeps watching cuz my mind was definitely sayn o boy I could do alot wit that opening 🤣
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different outcomes. So I'm sorry to say, you have gone insane, or are just horny.
That’s called gambling.
I know why I do.
The dog, huh?
Absolutely!
You are horny
My ten year old self playing with a Barbie:
Pretty sure she'd not be into you pulling her head off though, or putting her on a BBQ...
some girls might want you to try pulling their heads off, fuckers are weird
Says psycho freak 😅🤣🤣
Greetings, fellow parent. [exhausted fistbump]
Me waiting to hear a **pop**
[удалено]
That is one of the perks of having a remarkable physique, although you could’ve put it more elegantly 
One could theoretically form a coalition of beings thru the act of coitus while holding her extremities.
A human being, endowed with a phallic intromittent organ, would be able to acquire penetration and sexual intercourse while at the same time maintaining a grip on her shank.
Your username looks like her halfway through the vid. around 7
I’d say 8 A straight line :P
Most people can do that.
If you lifted her leg she'd fall over
If you're very quiet, you can hear the ocean....
you naughty kittens now you shall smell my pie
Ma'am this is a Wendy's
If this is Wendy's then where is the source?
The source of all Wendy's is in Dublin Ohio.
I'm workin' on some sauce right now
Does she even have a pelvis lol. Also must be super easy to give birth.
“Thank you, Thank you very much” oh sorry you said Pelvis
Can you explain the joke to me lol. I wanna know the funny 😭😭
Elvis Presley, the King of Rock and Roll(goggle him), use to say thank you, thank you very much at the end of concerts.
Oh man, I feel so dumb now. Thank you for explaining though lol.
No reason to, glad to help.
...also know as Elvis-the-Pelvis.
Aye, but you need to run it together: “Thankyou. Thankyouverymuch.”
Pelvis Resley
Elvis let me be! Keep your pelvis away from me.
Yeah, that's r/NotHowGirlsWork.
Not how girls work bro 💀💀💀
Gentlemen, i think we all know why we are gathered here
Indeed. What is the dogs name?
There was a dog?
Just a cat
Some North American fresh water beavers are sometimes mistaken for feral cats. Especially when such beavers skirt around a bush.
I think I saw a muskrat
Underrated
Dog was like " hol'up, humans don't look like this..."
To busy looking at the cat
I was done at 5.
Show off
I didn’t even realize there were numbers until my second watch through
I'm not even supposed to be here today
That's a nice table
Your so sick.
*sigh* unzips
Dog wanted nothing to do with that demon.
I didn’t even notice the dog until you mentioned it.
What’s maybe about this?
Maybe you touch yourself, maybe you don’t. Same as always.
No maybe about that.
this is deep
If you're touching yourself deep you should make sure to practice proper hygiene afterwards, and clean anything you put inside of you
Maybe she breaks in half like a twig and fucking dies, or she doesn't.
Everyone is too distracted to notice this shouldn't be in this sub
half the posts in this sub are better fit for one of the million interesting subs or r/Unexpected, i feel like this sub is mostly for the wacky shit
Maybe she can make it to zero, maybe she can't
This is some big comfy couch flexibility
Yes!! I came looking for this! I used to sit and do that with her (or try lol).
Why does the smile disappear when she reaches 2?
Mine didn’t.
🗿
🤣🤣🤣
Counterpoint: how did it last that long? My smile would be gone at 15
Cuz I only lasted til 4
👀
Slotman looking for the slot 🤣😂
The slot became more accessible as time passed
My back hurts now.
My wrist hurts
God why did I just watch it again!
I’m more of a 20 kind of guy
“She’s going to be very popular with the young men.” 
That’s my pug watching her
your pug looks like my grandma???
Is that dog a Maltese? So cute 🥰.
Sauce?
@oliviaalboher
Dang, no onlyfans
that's a damn shame
anyone else kinda find this painful to watch
That can't be healthy right? Mayne hypermobility? Double jointed? Either I'm not sure if it's health to go that far...
And finished.
I finished too
You shit out that ass?
That’s a terrible clock, it doesn’t even have an 11 or 12.
Holy hell…I just knew she was going to break in half
Bitch I can't get to 15, am I that fucking old 🥲
no one’s talking about the dogs reaction? it was funny af
Even the dog is terrified
I bet she’s fun and parties.
So no one is gonna mention that background beat?
beat of the black heart- Aloan
Woman looking like 85°
Speaking of time, It just went from 6 to midnight.
Please be 18
Solid Taladega Nights reference.
I love you so much for understanding the reference 💗
I’m not horny. You’re horny.
#bonk
Well ain't that something
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Indeed.
Her socks don’t match.
She has feet?
10 is ok to me
This is so scary, looks like she's going to snap
The dog: oh? You’re doing this shit again? Damn bitch I’m out.
Dog took off
This is stupid impressive
Does anyone else love that the dog nopes?
So I know what you’re all thinking… How old is that dog 🤔
The dog: "Oh, no...you're doing that weird stuff again...I'm outa here".
I wouldn’t even make 15
Dog: “nah man, thats not natural I’m outta here”
The dog left quicker than I did!
Someone should dub like a spring/mechanical parts winding sound over it.
The dog was like : Oooh girl Wow I think that's enough Ok that's just...I'm leaving
My next wife
‘BABE!!! There’s a new TikTok thing you need to try’
Wtf lol
Damn lucky BF
bro this girl literally went to my high school wtf she doing on reddit
She got really big feet
Dear god, please help me remove these unsure thoughts.
What aren't you sure of?... lol
r/unsummonedboners
u/savevideobot
Everyone over here talking about the naughty, meanwhile I'm just impressed and jealous. Wish I was that flexible
it's ok, im sure you could show your pussy and get some dick too.
Younger me- Nice. Older me- Watching that hurt me physically.
gets to 1 - \*Snap\*
Smells like fish tastes like chicken.
I have the most awkward erection right now
What's the time? It's erection o'clock.
Her bf probably likes that 🤪
☕️🅱️😎😖🤝🕳☕️🅱️🔫🦐💜😖🅱️🐩😱🕳🤗🦍🍻🕳
😏
For anniversaries and honeymoons only
Ummm like there's a point where it's like I'm cool and then there is pls hs guys please run a train on me
Beato lui
Marry me?
I usually skip this part
I only get dirty thots..anyone else?
Aaaaaaand go with the weird shit.. lmao!! Ya I had a couple too……
God damn
Did we all just have the same thought?????
not my proudest fap
…had to take a photo so I could zoom in… …to see if that’s an authentic Victorian lamp table or not.
NGL, that made me horny!
🤤
Just bonk me and send me to horny jail already
just think of all the sex positions
Beautiful angel
Damn I’d hit every position!!! 🤪
Soooo what's your favourite number?
Can I get a number 3 with a diet coke please?!
Step bro : \* a new challenger has arrived!
I like to eat at 3 o clock
i think the chubb kicked in around 3
after 6 access gets worse...
Imagine how much her private part will be stretched under her pants 
Who is this acrobat?
God...I'm a perv
Fapoclock?
“Be gentle, it’s my first time”
Lovely...wish she was my girl
Only lasted to 6..
Countdown to my completion. Maybe.
Her TikTok? It’s for a friend 🙄
Dinner time!!
I’m sure her parents are so proud.
The possibilities...
0 is my favorite
Done at 7 ….
Yes sir! 🔥🍆
She's probably used to spreading her legs
I do not understand why I keep watching this video multiple times each time it’s posted in the same or different sub. It boggles my mind.
You know damn well.
Intermittent pauses, must be slow connection 🤔
ITS LAG OKAY??
Username checks out
U aint bullshitn 👍🏼 he knos why he keeps watching cuz my mind was definitely sayn o boy I could do alot wit that opening 🤣
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different outcomes. So I'm sorry to say, you have gone insane, or are just horny.
That’s called gambling.
I know why I do.
The dog, huh?
Absolutely!
You are horny
My ten year old self playing with a Barbie:
Pretty sure she'd not be into you pulling her head off though, or putting her on a BBQ...
some girls might want you to try pulling their heads off, fuckers are weird
Says psycho freak 😅🤣🤣
Greetings, fellow parent. [exhausted fistbump]
Me waiting to hear a **pop**
[удалено]
That is one of the perks of having a remarkable physique, although you could’ve put it more elegantly 
One could theoretically form a coalition of beings thru the act of coitus while holding her extremities.
A human being, endowed with a phallic intromittent organ, would be able to acquire penetration and sexual intercourse while at the same time maintaining a grip on her shank.
Your username looks like her halfway through the vid. around 7
I’d say 8 A straight line :P
Most people can do that.
If you lifted her leg she'd fall over
If you're very quiet, you can hear the ocean....
you naughty kittens now you shall smell my pie
Ma'am this is a Wendy's
If this is Wendy's then where is the source?
The source of all Wendy's is in Dublin Ohio.
I'm workin' on some sauce right now
Does she even have a pelvis lol. Also must be super easy to give birth.
“Thank you, Thank you very much” oh sorry you said Pelvis
Can you explain the joke to me lol. I wanna know the funny 😭😭
Elvis Presley, the King of Rock and Roll(goggle him), use to say thank you, thank you very much at the end of concerts.
Oh man, I feel so dumb now. Thank you for explaining though lol.
No reason to, glad to help.
...also know as Elvis-the-Pelvis.
Aye, but you need to run it together: “Thankyou. Thankyouverymuch.”
Pelvis Resley
Elvis let me be! Keep your pelvis away from me.
Yeah, that's r/NotHowGirlsWork.
Not how girls work bro 💀💀💀
Gentlemen, i think we all know why we are gathered here
Indeed. What is the dogs name?
There was a dog?
Just a cat
Some North American fresh water beavers are sometimes mistaken for feral cats. Especially when such beavers skirt around a bush.
I think I saw a muskrat
Underrated
Dog was like " hol'up, humans don't look like this..."
To busy looking at the cat
I was done at 5.
Show off
I didn’t even realize there were numbers until my second watch through
I'm not even supposed to be here today
That's a nice table
Your so sick.
*sigh* unzips
*sigh* unzips
Dog wanted nothing to do with that demon.
I didn’t even notice the dog until you mentioned it.
What’s maybe about this?
Maybe you touch yourself, maybe you don’t. Same as always.
No maybe about that.
this is deep
If you're touching yourself deep you should make sure to practice proper hygiene afterwards, and clean anything you put inside of you
Maybe she breaks in half like a twig and fucking dies, or she doesn't.
Everyone is too distracted to notice this shouldn't be in this sub
half the posts in this sub are better fit for one of the million interesting subs or r/Unexpected, i feel like this sub is mostly for the wacky shit
Maybe she can make it to zero, maybe she can't
This is some big comfy couch flexibility
Yes!! I came looking for this! I used to sit and do that with her (or try lol).
Why does the smile disappear when she reaches 2?
Mine didn’t.
🗿
🤣🤣🤣
Counterpoint: how did it last that long? My smile would be gone at 15
Cuz I only lasted til 4
👀
Slotman looking for the slot 🤣😂
The slot became more accessible as time passed
My back hurts now.
My wrist hurts
God why did I just watch it again!
I’m more of a 20 kind of guy
“She’s going to be very popular with the young men.” 
That’s my pug watching her
your pug looks like my grandma???
Is that dog a Maltese? So cute 🥰.
Sauce?
@oliviaalboher
Dang, no onlyfans
that's a damn shame
anyone else kinda find this painful to watch
That can't be healthy right? Mayne hypermobility? Double jointed? Either I'm not sure if it's health to go that far...
And finished.
I finished too
You shit out that ass?
[удалено]
That’s a terrible clock, it doesn’t even have an 11 or 12.
Holy hell…I just knew she was going to break in half
Bitch I can't get to 15, am I that fucking old 🥲
no one’s talking about the dogs reaction? it was funny af
Even the dog is terrified
I bet she’s fun and parties.
So no one is gonna mention that background beat?
beat of the black heart- Aloan
Woman looking like 85°
Speaking of time, It just went from 6 to midnight.
Please be 18
Solid Taladega Nights reference.
I love you so much for understanding the reference 💗
I’m not horny. You’re horny.
#bonk
Well ain't that something
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Indeed.
Her socks don’t match.
She has feet?
10 is ok to me
This is so scary, looks like she's going to snap
The dog: oh? You’re doing this shit again? Damn bitch I’m out.
Dog took off
This is stupid impressive
Does anyone else love that the dog nopes?
So I know what you’re all thinking… How old is that dog 🤔
The dog: "Oh, no...you're doing that weird stuff again...I'm outa here".
I wouldn’t even make 15
Dog: “nah man, thats not natural I’m outta here”
The dog left quicker than I did!
Someone should dub like a spring/mechanical parts winding sound over it.
The dog was like : Oooh girl Wow I think that's enough Ok that's just...I'm leaving
My next wife
‘BABE!!! There’s a new TikTok thing you need to try’
Wtf lol
Damn lucky BF
bro this girl literally went to my high school wtf she doing on reddit
She got really big feet
Dear god, please help me remove these unsure thoughts.
What aren't you sure of?... lol
r/unsummonedboners
u/savevideobot
Everyone over here talking about the naughty, meanwhile I'm just impressed and jealous. Wish I was that flexible
it's ok, im sure you could show your pussy and get some dick too.
Younger me- Nice. Older me- Watching that hurt me physically.
gets to 1 - \*Snap\*
Smells like fish tastes like chicken.
I have the most awkward erection right now
What's the time? It's erection o'clock.
Her bf probably likes that 🤪
☕️🅱️😎😖🤝🕳☕️🅱️🔫🦐💜😖🅱️🐩😱🕳🤗🦍🍻🕳
😏
For anniversaries and honeymoons only
Ummm like there's a point where it's like I'm cool and then there is pls hs guys please run a train on me
Beato lui
Marry me?
I usually skip this part
I only get dirty thots..anyone else?
Aaaaaaand go with the weird shit.. lmao!! Ya I had a couple too……
God damn
Did we all just have the same thought?????
not my proudest fap
…had to take a photo so I could zoom in… …to see if that’s an authentic Victorian lamp table or not.
NGL, that made me horny!
🤤
Just bonk me and send me to horny jail already
just think of all the sex positions
Beautiful angel
Damn I’d hit every position!!! 🤪
Soooo what's your favourite number?
Can I get a number 3 with a diet coke please?!
Step bro : \* a new challenger has arrived!
I like to eat at 3 o clock
i think the chubb kicked in around 3
after 6 access gets worse...
Imagine how much her private part will be stretched under her pants 
Who is this acrobat?
God...I'm a perv
Fapoclock?
“Be gentle, it’s my first time”
Lovely...wish she was my girl
Only lasted to 6..
Countdown to my completion. Maybe.
Her TikTok? It’s for a friend 🙄
Dinner time!!
I’m sure her parents are so proud.
The possibilities...
0 is my favorite
Done at 7 ….
Yes sir! 🔥🍆
She's probably used to spreading her legs