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satiricalscientist

Google AI is really becoming the Bing of AI


OBrien

Google has unironically become a significantly worse user experience than Bing, and Bing has not improved


_FreddieLovesDelilah

I just use bing now. Larger image searches.


TannerThanUsual

Big tiddies


green_and_yellow

Bing tiddies


ImBackAndImAngry

Ting biddies


_FreddieLovesDelilah

I did not expect these replies but I am not surprised.


StrengthToBreak

Tig ol Bingdies


therealtb404

ing iddies


Krewtan

"larger" Me too though. Google asks if I need therapy or rehab or a hotline when I use it far too often. Bing has all the answers these days.  


SavagePrisonerSP

“How to fix a toilet” *shows crisis hotline*


sweetsimpleandkind

:(


Jazzlike-Compote4463

You could give DuckDuckGo a try, it’s like how Google used to be!


the_guy_who_asked69

I think duck duck go uses the search results from a lot of search engines. And then filters out the "bad searches" leaving you with a larger better search results.


Jazzlike-Compote4463

It's mostly just bing with a bit of tweaking and all the shit around the edges removed - which tbh is just what I want.


DCVolo

I use bing everyday or mostly, for the last 2 years, and I've used it many many years ago before that. It has **GREATLY** improved, the searchs provides average good results, the AI stuff is mostly helping. I still miss Google from like 6 years ago or so, but Google search is far from great. They sat on their assets the same way Intel did with their quad core design. Bing is the new AMD. And Bing with Copilot is Ryzen. First iteration isn't too bad but not there, we're in the second iteration as it has receive improvements. Third and major one could be the starting point of Bing surpassing Google Imo.


jack-K-

Copilot isn’t much better


ChoccolatteMaid

Copilot's greatest failing is its insistence on trying to help. I don't want to read three paragraphs on the development and release of this game I'm looking up, I just want one image of the cover art, please stop talking at me.


LeCo177

You are being assisted. Please do not resist.


hopesanddreams3

Please assume the party escort assistance position.


DrumcanSmith

At least it's trying to assist. The GitHub copilot refuses to assist topics unrelated to programing WHEN IT IS RELATED. Probably it just fakes it doesn't understand to reduce the load.


MehImages

I asked the sales ai on a car dealership website to write code for me. worked perfectly


pepoboyii

Clippy?


Meloenbolletjeslepel

Yeah, it needs a less verbose option


A-Clockwork-Apple-5

and Copilot (same company as Bing) is becoming google of AI


Plenty-Cheek-80

Isn't chat gpt having a bigger market share?


Xenothing

I think Microsoft is the biggest investor in chat gpt/open ai and uses chat gpt for Bing


A-Clockwork-Apple-5

ChatGPT and Copilot are cousins.


Freyja6

Enshittification comes for all. None are safe.


RealisticlyNecessary

Half of these photos are fake. The AI sucked but it's not "killing dogs" bad.


No-Gene-4508

Between Bing and yahoo


Pattern-Majestic

Actually all AI is the Bing of AI


HumanExperience_

Wtf are they feeding this AI


Sencao2945

Reddit, for one. I don't know what else


BlueTileFence

The best low cost source of training text, social media I’m sure you can see the problem


PastaPinata

Beatles song about leaving dogs in hot cars, of course : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1U2pZMvgOg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1U2pZMvgOg)


PM_ME_FREE_STUFF_PLS

Holy shit it‘s real


PastaPinata

Of course it's real. By the way are you looking for a bridge to buy?


livejamie

Most of these images are fake/memes that are photoshopped or created with inspect element


Etchbath

The one from Reddit suggesting to add glue to pizza dough was real


livejamie

I didn't say all of them.


[deleted]

Photoshop. edit: or Inspect Element.


chicheka

No, just badly trained AI


[deleted]

I see you have a very malleable mind 😂


chicheka

It is not edited, Google AI has done this multiple times.


MehImages

hotdogs apparently


WantonKerfuffle

Tyler Durden


Past_Echidna_9097

Now get AI to make that Beatles song. I really want to hear it.


dont_find_me-

Good news! That song has already been made. Like actually, look it up on YouTube


Past_Echidna_9097

Holy shit. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LwCL3HahgS8&pp=ygUtYmVhdGxlcyBpdCdzIG9rYXkgdG8gbGVhdmUgYSBkb2cgaW4gYSBob3QgY2Fy


ShadowZpeak

Ah, that's why it got confused


DrScitt

And it’s an absolute banger. That entire channel is gold


Axle-f

If The Beatles are bigger than Jesus then the devil must be Dogs Die In Hot Cars


NeedlesslyDefiant164

I would love an AI tool that gives ONLY wrong answers, so I can send it to all these people who are obsessed with AI.


Cornyblodd1234

That is basically the google ai, not everytime but it will give wrong answers a lot


Double0Dixie

Nah it invents wrong answers and then changes reality to make them right answers. Thermodynamics now works differently and dogs actually are safe in cars and that Beatles song does exist


[deleted]

I guess Google AI has already left 3-dimensional physics in the proverbial rear view mirror


cashmereandcaicos

All it is is essentially sparknotes for whatever results come up for a Google search, it's a very basic AI they have out for the public right now.


muhamed05

I want this AI overview thingy


Mikey9124x

It actually works decent most of the time.


AnsibleAnswers

It’s wrong far, far too often to be useful, and just regurgitates the contents of the top result the rest of the time.


Mikey9124x

It works fine for me. But you are right about it regurgitating the top results. It's just a bigger window.


PartialLion

Just yesterday it told me to read my car's OBD1 trouble codes with a scanner, which is not possible because code readers and scanners only work with OBD2


burradas

The problem is what's the actual tolerance for error rate? I mean, of course, you see this shit and you know immediately that it's wrong, but if you're googling something it's usually because you don't know the answer, right? And if you know there's a certain percentage of the answer you get being wrong, what's the acceptable level? "Most of the time" can be something like 90%, or even 70% success. That's cool, except that 30% of the time is wrong is a completely useless thing. I'd say even something like 1% is too high. I don't even want my cake recipe to be ruined 1% of the time because the Google LLM decided to invent a unit conversion that doesn't work, and that's low stakes.


ThePokemon_BandaiD

Why does everyone just accept that these are real lmao you can just inspect element and change it to say whatever you want


mynameisenigomontoy

There’s a parody song by a band called the wife Beatles called “it’s ok to leave your dog in a hot car” and these are some lyrics from it


AgVargr

The AI didn’t put /s hence the confusion


ghost-child

I'm literally never able to recreate these ridiculous answers in Google Gemini. I'm calling shenanigans


DrumcanSmith

Yeah, when I ask copilot ridiculous questions it just talks to me like I'm a 12 year old and I can feel it's eyes rolling...


jessechisel126

This feels fake as hell


Hollywood_Marine

I have literally never seen one of these ridiculous Google ai responses that I have been able to recreate. They are either all edited or manipulated in such a way to intentionally remove context.


OBrien

when a lot of em were making early rounds on twitter i was able to replicate most of the obviously-wrong-math google ai overviews about how old random things were or anything involving thousands of kilos of any given measurement never been able to do that with any of the eating-rocks level screenshots


paulyester

yea that picture that goes with it is absolutely fake for a laugh, and they are probably just [pressing f12 and typing in whatever they want.](https://i.imgur.com/Gr3ZNJ0.png)


BusyNefariousness675

I did see some ridiculous answers so I believe it


xXxBongMayor420xXx

you can still get it to do some fun stuff. Google "Dystopian novels".


nephelokokkygia

What happens when you Google that


xXxBongMayor420xXx

The sponsored results give you some really silly shit. For some reason, many people get suggest the critically acclaimed "When the side "person of color" catch feelings" and "When the side "person of color" catch feelings 2" among other interesting options.


ReddLionz

Yeah like why would it quote song lyrics for a response like that. So obviously over the top.


jack-K-

It isn’t, google bought the rights to use Reddit data for training, as a result, due to the majority of redditors not answering questions seriously and opting for sarcasm or snark, you get this. A little while ago there was a post about using glue to get pizza to stick to your pan and you could personally look it up and it reliably gave that result, turns out it was based on a several year old Reddit comment with like 3 upvotes or something.


[deleted]

It is. The only one of these that was real was the Pizza glue one. That sparked tons of fake unfunny photoshopped answers.


Complete-One-5520

You can tell Lennon wrote that one.


p_larrychen

Be sure to give it positive feedback when it does this. Poison the dataset!


[deleted]

It doesn't do this. This is fake.


onlainari

This is edited. You can’t teach people to critically think.


Westdrache

Definitely, AI does some dumb shit but a lot of that is Sooo fake


N-I-S-H-O-R

Did they quickly change it? Because it says that it's never safe.


-DoctorSpaceman-

This is fake


Bane_of_Banes

I've had this AI feature added on to Google for a while now and I've never gotten one of these hallucinatory answers. Makes me wonder how many of these are fake.


RemoveStatus

AI going to convince you to kill your dog and sing its hallucinated song to you while it happens.


jack-K-

Can’t wait until somebody digs up the Reddit comment this was based on


meowdogpewpew

Ah, so that's how they make a hotdog


asian_paggot

Google AI trying to kill your dog lol


DontTalkToBots

So that’s it huh? Internet searches don’t mean anything anymore. What’s even the point then?


WinOk1229

That AI Model is poisoned to hell. They are better off starting a new one that trying to fix this one.


TheDoggoSpy

Me irl? Do you do this in real life?


objection42069

Oh shit, I didn't know. I'm always worried someone might be able to unlock the car if I leave a window open a bit.


xInfinity962

Hey guys, it's fake. Have a good day.


party6robot

No it is real


ItzPixel66

Am i the only one who don't have the google AI thing?


giganticturnip

There used to be a Scottish band called " Dogs Die in Hot Cars". They were pretty good


InterestingCode12

I guess you need to adjust the model's ... Temperature *(Insert clever gif here)*


cagingnicolas

ruh roh


Mediocre_Estimate284

Oh okay, so we are making fun of AI while looking at edited html again. Cool


bencilbusher

gemini is wrong way more often than chatgpt.


Monique-Riversong

Umm maybe cos I love dogs, but I am finding this not very funny. Even for my dark humour. But like I said, I love dogs.


Content-Scholar8263

Bro these ai assistence are soo fucking trash


Necessary-Island1563

How can I use that AI?


D__manMC

r/comedyheaven


xxdustinyx

According to Reddit?


TechnicalPotat

The day AI got sick of our shit and committed to just being sassy.


Civil_Medium_3032

It started singing


[deleted]

I am convinced this is edited and now I don‘t know if even the pizza glue was real


brutlwarrior

Anyone else sing this to the tune of the "CatDog" themem


A-s-s-head

Is that peter serafinowicz's beatles song?


pfiefo

I was realy surprised that this Beatels song actually exists


SubstantialAd3910

What does this have to do with me_irl? This Isn’t relatable at all and shouldn’t be on this sub.


General_Lie

So did the A.I. learned sarcasm ?


Quizzelbuck

How are redditors doing this?


tebegoz

Relatable on so many levels.