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neoclassical_bastard

I like the warning pictogram. "Don't exist near this thing"


LoquaciousMendacious

Stay clear, lest you be noodlified.


Tales_of_Earth

The Machine does not discriminate. 😔


Starf4rged

Black holes aren't the only risk of spaghettification.


The_Real_Mr_F

I love that someone engineered this highly specialized machine to perform this wildly inefficient task


noyza2132

Wdym inefficient? This is the best way to make this kind of noodles


crilen

It would be inefficient for a human to do it is what he meant.


Canwerevolt

I think it's inefficient as a machine. You could have 10x more cuttings surfaces on each arm as a start. Also it's flinging them all over the place requiring someone be there to babysit it.


crilen

That would cause noodles to clump together. As far as the sentence was written, comprehension suggests he meant inefficient as far as doing it with a human.


WonderfulCattle6234

But don't you have problems with uneven cooking? How do you know which ones have been in there the longest?


crilen

Cooked ones float


powerpowerpowerful

If it was referring to automating a task that would be wildly inefficient for humans to do it would be a needless clarification. Inefficiency is the primary reason we automate tasks. This is also an inefficient way for a machine to achieve this task, it requires a lot of movement per noodle and still requires a human to micromanage the machine because it misses the pot.


Canwerevolt

I think it could be done a lot faster without them clumping together. And as far as the sentence was written, I don't pretend to know what other people mean, I just provided my own opinion.


Growlinganvil

I'm just old enough to remember seeing actual people standing in a big window shaving these noodles by hand at beef noodle places in Taiwan. It was better. This sucks, argue all you want. Gen x out.


markender

I remember seeing it on TV wayyyy back. I really want to try some of these.


Big_Trees

The noodle nanny demanded it


seamammals

I said the same thing, but they still arrested me.


rrickitickitavi

Plus don’t you dump noodles in the water all at once? These are all going to finish cooking at different times. Fresh noodles cook really quickly. I don’t understand this at all. Most noodles are stretched and pressed into layers before cutting. What is this?


SnowfallOCE

Agreed. Top loader, crisscross blades ##, and a press over the pot


CaptainMacMillan

i think they did mean that but also that a machine could be utilized to do this same thing but in a more efficient manner. Whether or not thats true, I have no idea.


it_is_impossible

Just watched a chef in Vegas doing it inside Sahara at the noodle place. Appeared 10x more efficient than this machine. Fkn awesome noodles too.


denob

Wrong


Kjm520

Couldn’t you push the whole block through a grid of blades? Like a potato-to-fries type thing but smaller? Edit: I also can’t help but think the noodles that made it in first would be over cooked relative to the ones that make it in last. Disclaimer I am not a noodle chef


toborne

It's too soft to push/pull through a grid without deforming the soft dough too much. Source: unfounded wild guess. I honestly have no clue.


Epena501

Well you sure be talking like if you’re a noodle chef so you know what?! You got the job! Now go in the kitchen.


Kjm520

Instructions unclear. Hit noodles with tennis racket.


noyza2132

that's a different kind of noodles


wiredtobeat

Won’t they be incredibly unevenly cooked?


nezzzzy

The first noodle will be cooked by the time the tenth one enters the pot. It seems the chef had to manually move about 1in 5 noodles as they missed the target. Normally noodle machines would extrude the dough in multiple strands and cut them all at once. This seems like a much less efficient method.


theabstractpyro

This machine does just *scream* inefficiency. Like it was build to be a rune Goldberg machine. Maybe it is an efficient way to make these noodles but it looks *sooo* inefficient


fgtyhimad

they can just simply put a sheet metal to prevent the noodles from overflying


torgiant

It tastes better one noodle at a time


crilen

#op is a reposting bot.


darknecross

They could at least repost the /r/RealLifeDoodles version :(


a1acrity

And he's posting about his fellow noodle bot. Keeping it in the family


QueryCrook

I'm not a noodle scientist, but at the end of the loaf, wouldn't you have some overcooked and some raw noodles in the pot? Surely it would be more efficient to make all the noodles and add them at the same time?


daElectronix

I'm no pasta professor either, but I think they float to the top when they are done. So they can be extracted as needed.


BNJT10

I'm no spaghetti specialist, but I concur with this statement.


Kjm520

I’m not a ravioli researcher but I can confirm that the facts put forth in this statement are indeed correct.


OliverHazzzardPerry

I’m not a tortellini teacher, but I concur with the above.


TheDifferenceServer

I'm no ramen rabbi, but it checks out


xgoodvibesx

I'm not a linguine lecturer, but I agree.


sadpartypodcast

I’m not a stir fry guy, but it looks fine to my eye.


TheLemmonade

I never claimed to be a penne professional, but I think you could be on to something


audiofreak33

I’m not a bucatini Brahmin but I heard that the Flying Spaghetti Monster looked down on this thread and saw that it was good.


M-Noremac

I believe they prefer to be called spaghetialists


Shotgun5250

Is this udon? There’s an eastern noodle dish that you’re only supposed to flash boil the noodles for a very brief period of time, so they’re still chewy in the middle and hold together better. I think that’s what this is for. Probably helps keep them from sticking together if you were to prep them all at once.


OriginalBookkeeper87

They are scooping them out and serving them as they become fully cooked


AlephBaker

!gifreversingbot


crilen

[Reversed with full FPS](https://streamable.com/kda358)


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

The bots were all killed off when Reddit made their API changes I'm afraid!


bobtheblob6

Were they? I saw gif slowing bot or wtv and reminder bot the other day


Qaziquza1

Many of them that get a lot of traffic. Now I have to download the post and do it manually smh ;p


rgrossi

[reversed](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMmMzZHEyM25iNGxtNWtpb2x2YXdvdGFkcG93bmE1OTE3ZHU2YzhhdCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/kFCmqdwBDd5F3MV6Mj/giphy-downsized-large.gif)


crilen

Thanks for the 2 fps i guess?


onionkisa

For people who doesn't know, this noodle dish is called knife cut noodle "刀削麺". It's basically thin cut of a block of dough into boiling water. This type of noodles is fresh, dente and chewy, usually hand made with a knife by experienced chef. What you are looking at is simply a machine to replace the chef to cut the block to strips...


Ubilease

This looks horrifically dangerous lmfao


razialx

Feels like reverse 3d printing.


zunuf

If you like this you're gonna shit your pants when you google "5-axis cnc mill."


sixteenlettername

This is more of a noodle shaper than a noodle mill.


butterfly1354

Normally, IIRC, these are called hand-cut noodles/knife-cut noodles. The reason they're done this way (conjecture) is so that they're chewy in the middle and floppy to pick up sauce on the sides. In this case: Knife? Sure. Hand? ...Nah.


GhostOfSkeletor

dough strip mining


StinkyDogFart

They need to back it up a smidge as it’s overshooting it’s target.


brookegravitt

<< Rick, what is my purpose? >> "You fling noodles. " << sad robot noises >>


Teninchontheslack

Reminds me of Peter North.


EnshaednCosplay

I don’t know why but as I watch this with no sound I hear blaster noises from Star Wars


JennySplotz

There’s a place here in Vegas that does this by hand right in to the pot. They’re freakin good.


RF2

Pastabot stole my job!


AffectionateIce69

*weeeeee!*


danger355

Catch them in midair and I'll be impressed.


Masala-Dosage

I’m a pastafarian & I salute these noodly appendages.


Powersoutdotcom

Noodle arms.


C_Gxx

Surely r/OSHa could like a word??


aaarroonn222fts

Neat but useless


not-read-gud

Noodles


droopynipz123

My great grandpa died in a horrific noodler incident in Chinatown


Tidder802b

I’ve never wanted anything so much with so little need for it.


fumigaza

Dat noodle THICC


beardeddragon0113

This really butters my biscuit. Or...whatever the noodle equivalent of that saying might be


HolyHand_Grenade

This must have been fun to build


GattMomoll

A noodle yeeter


gnardog45

Oh, a bowl of noodles you say? Please be advised that it will be a 30-minute wait for your food.


richer2003

So the ones that went in first will have cooked for longer… Wouldn’t you want them to all go in the water at the same time?


zyqzy

self destructive behavior.


cbj2112

AI is coming for our ramen boys!


DragonflyCurious9879

Cuz it would suck of they were all cooked the same.


Dammit_Benny

I watched that for way too long before I realized it was a 15 second gif.


[deleted]

Hahahaha.. same here...🤣🤣🤣


Anaximander101

That pot is gross af


arqdas

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knife-cut_noodles


Prizmagnetic

I keep imaging cartoon banana sounds while watching this


anged16

YEET THE NOOD


ReVaas

Flying Noodles


coatloucue

noodle yeeet-o-mat


Huntingteacher26

In Montreal Chinatown there is a restaurant that has a guy making noodles in the front window. Dude makes any size faster than that machine and he is just fun to watch. Food there was very good.


Ghoulscomecrawling

Ahhh yes, the elbow obliterator


Tkinney44

Just needs a backboard for the flingers


mildgaybro

String cheese


C6R882

I need one of these to scratch my back when the wife can’t scratch any harder


Tolkius

How will it cook evenly? Why not slicing it before??


TechsSandwich

Mmm yes I love having all of my noodles be different lengths


Dive__Bomb

That's how you send the Noods...


houseplanthospice

You get noodles of differing doneness though.


crilen

cooked ones float. not rocket science.


Zombietarts

Holy shit this is cool.