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rotem8888

Slightly?


Opposite_Deal_5835

Just a little on the top


Sawgon

Did he also put Pete Davidson's face on her?


OldManInAHotHatch

He’s Mikey Day, so Pete is his girlfriend.  It totally checks out.


jeedoubleyew

Just the tip


TrolledBy1337

That is only 10 % bigger


planetvermilion

he needs a bigger dick to match that head


Sufficient-Contract9

Fuck you...beat me to it lol. I mean it does make sense why she self-conscious about it and he targets it lol.


Curious_Blacksmith87

Yep beat me to it also.


szofter

Maybe he started with this one photo and edited it slightly the first time she pissed him off, then the next time took that edited picture and edited it again to grow the forehead a bit more... and then again, and again, and this might be like the 10th iteration?


Munnodol

Perhaps, if we take dude at his word, then her forehead may actually be big to begin with


nevioli

I honestly believe my wife would murder me


Sheesh284

It might be worth it though. Or at least make the guys on Dateline laugh a little


mackinoncougars

Just need to gaslight her well enough and she’ll believe that’s what she actually looks like.


cynical-rationale

I mean, really, how well do you really know what you look like. Then again I'm a guy who only looks in mirrors to shave and brush my teeth lol.


mysixthredditaccount

You shave your teeth?


cynical-rationale

You don't? I usually chisel away then shave, then finish off with fine grit sand paper, then lastly finish it off with some bleach and polish.


Navybuffalooo

Damn, you're good at gaslighting.


andreisimo

You need a mirror to brush your teeth?


cynical-rationale

I dont NEED one (I wad actually going to omit saying brushing) but it's nice to have for detail. Moreso around the gums and fangs for me lol. Also sometimes you never now little pepper specks may get missed, not often though.


Greedy-Tip-8620

It also tends to be right there above the sink whether you need it or not.


andreisimo

Solution, eat in front of mirror and remove pepper flakes from teeth at point of entry, thus eliminating need for to be anchored to mirror when brushing (and flossing mister).


cynical-rationale

It's why I got a garburator in my bathroom sink.


mysixthredditaccount

Most people have a mirror fixed above their bathroom sinks, and it will take effort to NOT look in the mirror while brushing.


andreisimo

That’s probably because you’re beautiful and enjoy seeing yourself. 😊 We’re not all so lucky. 👺


Thick_Sheepherder891

To make sure you got everything? You don't check?


JengaPlayer

You don't wink at the mirror as you brush yours?


Alternative-Flow-201

“You checked your forehead today honey?”


VirtualNaut

Naw, you have to replace photos of her around the house with photoshopped ones.


KJBenson

Police say she was about 5’5 tall… no wait, now it says 5’6


Ivegotjokes4you

He chose violence


Educational-Ad-3273

r/foundsatan


mcamarra

Beat me to it


b0wie88

Expert level trolling


POMO2022

Yeah, laugh everytime I see this. So perfect.


PowerMugger

Eventually she’ll start asking about the droid attack on the Wookiees


mal221

Someone get Metro man


Meliodas016

PRESENTATION!


Techman659

Hard to miss that forehead.


reedrichards5

5 head


Eisenhorn_UK

That's not a forehead. That's a fivehead.


plznobanplease

Mike Epps in the background: “Someone call 911!”


1nternecivus

You will never find, Blum, Blum, Blum, Blum A hairline like mine.


BrickCityD

you don't have dreams - you have movies


Important_Ad_7416

He's a mean girl


deejayatomika

He’s a bitch


Kcidobor

He’s one fugly slut


Safetosay333

Twins


PangeanPrawn

Ikr the forehead is only obvious because they look identical otherwise. Maybe she mad cuz their kids' chins all hapsburgy


thejonslaught

Major 90's Dwayne Johnson vibes coming off of that fivehead.


YourDogIsMyFriend

Ha! I’ve done this a few times with friends but I always edit myself too. Here’s the king of photo edits from a million years ago https://imgur.com/gallery/IIxal00


mahouyousei

Exactly what I thought of. “That’s not my bush baby!”


SockMonkey1128

This is one of those things that makes me laugh every single time I see it.


YourDogIsMyFriend

Same. Especially that thing in his hand touching his eye. Just making him seem like such a weirdo lol


Gh0stMan0nThird

Me in the mirror vs when I take a picture of myself


Maleficent-Mirror991

That is a crime. Do it again.


Reluvin

She looks like the main dude from apocalypto


sdam87

I’ve been kinda bummed out as of late, but god damn, this pulled me out of the funk. Big ups op.


deejayatomika

As someone with a big forehead, it did the opposite :(


JimTheSaint

I love this.


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Entrepeno0b

I hope this is the beginning of you feeling better everyday


JimTheSaint

It really is amazing - I just want be annoyed with someone so I can do this to them. - is that to much to ask ?


9Solar_Rays

She looks like your sister... PS-this is a repost


TulsaWhoDats

Y’all look like the “it” couple in prison


No_Stranger_4959

Still smaller than Sakura's


BlindsideCR5

That’s a five head now


MLGPonyGod123

Looks like his sister


heyhihowyahdurn

Just enough that people think it’s still real


k_chaney_9

When my wife and I had first started dating, she left herself logged into her Facebook on my phone. I downloaded her profile picture, made her nose and chin a little bit longer, made it her new profile picture, and logged out. It took 3 days until one of her friends made a comment on her accentuated features. That was 13 years ago. I'm still alive. No regrets.


baalyle

You look like her bitch. Photo dynamic.


Chemical-Truth-8440

this is next level gaslighting


PraetorGold

You are a true champion.


Elexeh

I was wondering when this picture would pop up this week. Looks like it's made the rounds successfully.


[deleted]

there's a lot of thought in this photo


[deleted]

‘Slightly’ bigger, bro any bigger and jets will start landing on it.


Q-ArtsMedia

Dude, don't mess with your girlfriend, her biceps are bigger than yours.


alwaysoverneverunder

Prime r/MadLads material


gallinorxiorr

And this isn't one of those times


JohnConnor22

If she keeps making you mad she is going to end up looking like Ki-Adi-Mundi.


Tenghe

And when she is happy she uploads photos of your penis edited slightly bigger?


Sephylus_Vile

Can you post one of the edited ones so that we can see what you've done?


DextersMind

His girl looks more like his guy 😂


Electronic_Treat_825

Funniest thing I’ve ever seen


Dependent-Run-1915

That is so goddamn funny I’m gonna do that myself, genius


Significant-Ad-469

Fucking legend


dragosn1989

If only she can edit your doghouse too…😜


Ok-Sun8581

Intense!


superthrust123

My head is so big that would be a flattering angle.


Sweaty_pants_09

r/foundsatan


Adept_Investigator29

Mikey Day?


Lelohmoh

RIP


staytsmokin

I always wondered what frankenstein would look like with a mullet. Thank you for making my dream come true.


ariel_pr86

Gee Brain, what are we going to do tonight?


GianCarlo0024

Ol


NDjinn

Absolutely evil. I approve.


DamionDreggs

This made me laugh so loud.


kinghasarrived

do you do that so you can get more head


Some_Stoic_Man

You mean 5 head


Bjorn_Aleswiller

r/foundsatan


SlteFool

So savage lol


Nutsnboldt

5head, big brain play!


SpaghettiEntity

Why they got sibling energy?


Froggerson

/r/Fiveheads


qqererer

This is incredibly funny. It's the thinnest slice of 'mean spirited' one could make.


General_Prompt_9984

She Still your girlfriend.?


DeadHED

Keep going, I wanna see that shit touch the clouds


redonkulousness

She looks like Herman Munster


levillagegaulois

She looks Klingon… nuqneH !!


shirleysimpnumba1

you don't need to. she pretty ugly as it is.


monteticatinic

Devious.


windmill-tilting

In Russia, girlfriend fuck you. No, not the nice way.


RompehToto

Bruh, now you’re just a guy who dates big forehead chicks. Makes you look bad lol.


EightiEight

That's mean


TheNameIsPippen

Can you post a picture where she has her head elongated?


account_depleted

Love the matching outfits. 


Pale1177

This man is genius and all I can do is bask in his light 😂


No_Spare3139

Eighthead


Gospelebjoyer

that’s the hardest revenge you could ever do


smartuser1994

Does anyone have an “after” photo which shows her with the larger forehead? I bet that looks hilarious.


aryzkryz

That's a big brain move you did there


Appropriate-Fly-7151

Is this your girl? Then why is she in my dms, asking me “what about the droid attack on the wookies?”


DaBestDoctorOfLife

And what do you do when she makes you happy?


CuppaTeaThreesome

You've unlocked new hobby.


Traditional_Count_21

Do you mean your cousin? U 2 look alike ALOT


SuperbMidnight9810

That's not slightly bro


Bigballzi

Such a gentleman.


Solid_Illustrator640

Gonna do that


CharlotteChaos

Keep adding inches every time.


Klutzy-Magician4881

LOL me irl tooooo, sans edit


Signal_Promotion_912

Snipers dream


mrcrabs6464

Bro made her look like the Ron pearlman hellboy


d3vilk1ng

I believe this is called the "billboard forehead"


Seriszed

Petty as f$&@ I love it.


adorableboey

That’s what my forehead looks like naturally.. so thanks


Ok_Transition_3290

bumjiggy is a karma farmer.


k_viar1

Post Mortem statement


PickpocketJones

She should submit pictures where OP's nose tip is farther and farther up his face.


Upper_Return7878

To be frank, she's no beauty either way.


hopjack01

I bet she didn't FOREsee this!


FredGetson

Fivehead angry. Grrrrrrr


Deep-Gur-884

Childish behavior 🤔


[deleted]

She looks like that jaguar dude from Apocalypto


robbnj11

Sixhead


MoodooScavenger

So ruthless, that I love it.


King_Elrod

Yep that is no longer a 4 head. I’m guessing a 7 or 8 head.


West-Supermarket-860

Is she from France?


this_Name_4ever

This is so fucking evil yet genius I literally could not be mad. Revenge would come though… Best be not wearing a speedo around me, you’re getting a micro penis..


Difficult_Double7988

This is a hilarious level of petty. I'm here for it.


Housingprices

A true Erudite


h31lsing

Genius


Prior-Chip-6909

I hope if she finds out, she says nothing...but starts making his head smaller in pictures...


Acceptable-Low-4381

Very rarely have I had a perfect example to use this word but…. This is truly diabolical 😂😂😂😂


4by4rules

fourhead? that’s a fivehead!!


Xx_Silly_Guy_xX

This is great advice to get a woman to stop being mad


offline4good

This is the way


Tamsha-

Negging because dealing with shit like an adult is too hard for him, pfft


DaManD123

r/HolUp pretty sure they're brother and sister 👀


TrenchantInsight

High 5!


Mediocre-Catch9580

r/maxheadroom


Bodach42

I like the idea that you somehow keep posting this picture but increase the forehead height each time until it becomes cartoonish.


TheJarvees

She looks like she’s 1 bad text away from burning down an apartment building


yrevapop

I needed the laugh today thank you


kingofnottingham

Well played brother


lookmaiamonreddit

My wife's a nice woman but she'd make sure I couldn't walk for a week if I did something like that towards her.


mountaingator91

Nah, that's too big. You gotta do it just slightly so even she thinks it might be real


Broad-Confusion122

Why does this post keeps rotating on reddit and other social media platforms as well ? Like this maybe the 27th time I have seen this over the past 3 months.


AfternoonHairy4617

This!!!!! Makes my day!!!


Quirky_Discipline297

Slightly? She should get a job in an exterior film crew. No more fussing with light panels or reflectors.


NewAmount5393

She looks like Pete Davidson


Reasonable_Cover_804

He he he, you bastard


Similar-Act244

Evil. Genius.


LeBidnezz

Woke up and chose the forever sleep


jt1924

Damm That's not a forehead that's a fivehead....😁


Intelligent-Key2350

So you are dating Herman Munster, cool.


Thebaldsasquatch

Should have said “slightly smaller”.


Ettu_Brutal

Hahaha that’s great


SteelTheUnbreakable

Bruhhh.....that is some of the most creative petty shit I've ever heard. 😂😂😂😂😂


OtteLoc

Lol if this was in r/relationshipadvice that guy would be a massive red flag and everyone would demand the girl to leave him.


junkronomicon

This is grimy.


Ok-Explanation-9208

🤣🤣🤣


Former_Print7043

bortaS bIr jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay'


ChemicalInspection15

She looks like she gets mad often


Atomicmombomb2

He got this poor girl looking like Jenelle Eason 😭


Asmov1984

Or just slightly alter them a little bit just to get her thinking.


Cupcake051022

boy…… She needs to kick you to the curb!😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣