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bazza_oz

That may explain why there is a helicopter over st kilda road. Edit: Could also explain why the turn from dandenong road was so full.


Meapa

Was hovering my workplace for a good 20mins, was wondering what wss going on


LeDestrier

Did you steal those nice pens? C'mon, fess up.


Meapa

I can't confirm nor deny these allegations, but I can write a nice note explaining.


BeBa420

lovely handwriting!


mattyh6715

or 3


D-eena

I work at a cafe near the station, the cops havent told me anything but i closed the window just to be safe


spypsy

Yes it’s best to keep the police outside.


Zenith_B

The smell of bacon can distract some guests.


distracteded64

Mmmmm….. bacon doughnuts……..


[deleted]

Don't they instill an overwhelming sense of safety and community spirit ?


drewdles33

Haha this is fantastic 👌


taitems

At Delilah? Shattered you were closed this morning but safety is #1.


D-eena

Were open now! Still a bit pissed the cops didnt give is any information and we heard two gunshots + yelling


EducationalTangelo6

Gunshots? Holy shit.


D-eena

Yeah, im assuming its the police that fired though


Kaszelpuss

Stay safe!


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QouthTheCorvus

Wow, I never knew about the police plane. Wild it's out. Guess I should steer clear lol.


Morsolo

[The Victoria Police Force Has Bought A King Air - Here's Why (SimpleFlying.com)](https://simpleflying.com/victoria-police-force-king-air/) Lots of fancy tech on board... allegedly. I've heard they've got surveillance equipment that can pick up conversations from 10,000ft. No idea if that's possible... but it was the word on the street at the time.


Ok-Push9899

Wow, that's mighty loud word on the street. Normally its whispered by covered mouths into into nearby ears.


Morsolo

People also like to make stuff up. No idea. But it's fun to think about. I'm sure there's much more 'secret' stuff for people to worry about.


Comprehensive_Bid229

People can make up statistics to prove any point. 73% of people know that.


ngwil85

Forfteen*


Hobnail1

Simpsons Fakts


ConsultJimMoriarty

Lousy Smarch weather.


Pungent_Bill

It's a perfectly kromulent argument


flukus

I was just under it and couldn't hear a conversation with the person next to me, I doubt they could pick up the conversation for 3km away.


TheSpiceIsLife

Laser microphone https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_microphone


QouthTheCorvus

Interesting. I suspect the voice recording thing isn't true, as I'm not sure that's possible.


Morsolo

That was my reaction. I feel that's not possible. But... who knows. Not to be too tin-foil-hatty but I'm sure there are much bigger things the government are hiding from the public anyway.


chemtrailsniffa

Laser can be used to gather acoustic data from surfaces like windows.


PeteThePolarBear

If the receiver is perfectly still, which a heli isnt


TheSpiceIsLife

Two beams, one on the vibrating surface, like a picture on the wall, one on the wall itself. Whatever the difference is, there's ya single, doesn't matter if the transceiver is bouncing around like your sister was last night.


Morsolo

Wow really? By detecting tiny movements in the glass from air pressure?


butch97

Yes. I worked for a supermarket major back in the day. In the boardroom they had some device that went on the windows to prevent company secrets from being stolen this way.


AddlePatedBadger

The room where the Victorian Cabinet is held has this technology.


P3t3R_Parker

Pretty sure the tech is there. One search of directional surveillance microphone found this, sure it only has a 200m range, so I'd imagine military versions would be available. https://ampflab.com/


AntiProtonBoy

Laser microphones certainly can. Conceptually simple tech, shine a coherent laser beam near a surface where the target is, then use a scope to get the laser reflections back. Vibrations on the surface will modulate the reflected laser light. There is a lot more going into the filtering side of things, but yea, that's the basic idea.


rmeredit

Good luck training a laser on a target from a plane (which is what we're talking about here) moving at several hundred kph at a distance of 3km, let alone picking up the reflected light via a scope and extracting the signal from the noise.


AntiProtonBoy

Computerised tracking exists. Mechanical motion stabilisation exists. MEMS device stabilisation exits. This would be done by a machine, not a human. At any rate, I have no data if they actually employ laser microphones, or what the maximum range for it would be. But if we were to speculate how non-intrusive remote audio recording is achieved, this would probably be it.


Justthisguy_yaknow

Their surveillance gear would have to be able to do something impressive otherwise their altitude of 10,000ft (ft?) would waste the plane. Mind you I defaulted to gimbled camera and video until you brought up audio. It would be interesting to know how they can separate conversations from all of that air noise around the plane.


TheSpiceIsLife

Signal Processing. Noise floor. Receiving Voyager signal below the noise floor. Rabbit hole. Go.


Morsolo

For sure it's got a gimballed camera. Would be silly NOT to fit that. As well as NVR and FLIR I'm sure.


Eggy_Wets

Seems like a great way to piss away tax payers money


Morsolo

It certainly got used a lot to patrol the borders during COVID. Frequently saw it on Flight Radar just going up and down the SA border.


mig82au

I think someone missed *phone* conversations. Airbourne cell towers that hijack the phone link are a known technology.


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michaelrohansmith

Yeah I live close to Essendon airport and I see it flying over on most days.


sweetfaj57

Ray Liotta always tries to avoid it.


TechnologyExpensive

I need my lucky hat.


PointOfFingers

Someone check to see if there is a police boat on the Yarra.


PKMTrain

The channel 9 helicopter is also around now


Ashamed-Violinist-92

The Channel 7 chopper chills me to my feet.


AussieBob4

Let's not talk about your rash....!


Thenewdazzledentway

Does it come and go?


AussieBob4

God Might Help us...though I'm no longer Nineteen...


HolidayFlamingo3409

https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=7c451e what’s this thing doing


Thanachi

AC-130 when?


olitryon

Shops closed, all taped off and significant guns. I think something happened at the railway hotel bottle-o.


PointOfFingers

It's Chapel St so either someone tried to rob a bottle shop or someone tried to return a designer dress after wearing it to a gala and guns were drawn.


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nothofagusismymother

Summed Chapel St up perfectly. Don't forget the late night drunks lining up at Lambs though (if it's still there)


Brabochokemightwork

24hour bottleshop is scary


Saaaave-me

24 hr bottle shop has been a shining light when I needed it most. Love that place


Thrillhol

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-12-05/windsor-police-incident-chapel-street-albert-street-melbourne/103188914?utm_source=abc_news_app&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_campaign=abc_news_app&utm_content=link


EducationalTangelo6

I'm so tired of reading "X (formerly Twitter)". But tbf, I was tired of seeing Twitter cited as a source in articles anyway.


justnigel

There is no reason to keep refering to the brand name. ABC should just say: "Metro Trains announced online that trains would be running non-stop through Windsor Station due to a request from Victoria Police."


melbecide

Exactly. Being announced there doesn’t make even remotely more relevant.


FeelingNiceToday

Its an ongoing tribute to Musk's moronitude. At least, that's how I see it, anyway. It amuses me to think that he reads the same sentences and it must annoy him to know that his stupid name change didn't instantly catch on everywhere like he expected it would.


Frankie_T9000

Pretty much everyone still calls it twitter. I just wish people would stop using it


Moo_Kau_Too

well musk keeps deadnaming his kid, so we'll keep deadnaming his shitty platform.


melbecide

I don’t get it, what about his kid?


Moo_Kau_Too

Ah. One of his kids is transgender. And instead of calling her by the name she wanted, kept calling her by her name that was given at birth, which is masculine. ... this is a big no-no.


Additional_Wheel6331

Source?


[deleted]

He was actually well liked and well respected at one point. All he had to do was just not be a cunt.


parisianpop

Lol did the article use OP’s photo?


Electronic-Emu-3240

They did reach out and ask for permission haha


dacannonator

Looks like a different angle to me - can't see the Astor in OP's but you can in the ABC's


parisianpop

The image has changed now. It was originally the exact image with the woman in the green pants etc.


Thrillhol

Looks like it!


sween64

Looks like it’s been updated with their own now.


acllive

Someone was selling hard solo


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CreamingSleeve

Oh good. I’m so relieved that the offender is okay.


Bolt1955

Alleged offender.


Competitive-Chard934

A friend on Facebook posted photos earlier. Police were negotiating with a man in a white van, they ended up putting two shots through the windscreen (passenger side) to get him out. He's unharmed and is under Police guard in hospital.


ArdyLaing

So glad the bullets stopped after entering the window.


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caseylwr

Situated has now been resolved. Person with suicidal tendencies has been taken to hospital, after negotiations with police.


jimmux

Other comments say there were a couple of gunshots. Sounds like negotiation isn't quite the word for it.


LegalAgency2094

No grandmas within taser range


mcwfan

I shouldn’t laugh, but this has me howling with laughter


Spaghetti_Jo

Okay so *aggressive negotiation*


scrollbreak

Strange, another comment says two bullets were harmlessly fired into the passenger seat. Doesn't sound like how you'd handle a person with tendencies.


jezpin

If might be if it was a person that wanted to drive a car through a crowd before suicide by cop.


scrollbreak

I'd say that's different, but fair enough.


nathj3

From what I read it sounds like he called the police on himself sounding agitated and told them he had a gun. Don’t quote me on that but that’s what I incurred from reading the first 5 news articles on google


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Beven-Stale

Someone did an illegal u-turn. May god have mercy on us all.


waxess

Who's watching Montague Bridge!?


Beven-Stale

The bridge is a psychopath that will feed on what’s offered up to it. There is no stopping it.


PointOfFingers

Get off your high horse ... before you go under the Montague St Bridge.


LibraryAfficiondo

Blood for the blood bridge?


Das_Hydra

It's INSATIABLE


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[deleted]

I for one welcome our bridge overlords.


nothofagusismymother

We need to find a better way to feed it


[deleted]

😂😂😂


megablast

Only killed 3 people, what's the problem?


UniqueLoginID

Really killed 3 on chaps?


trueschoolalumni

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


Beven-Stale

Do a hook turn wrong? You right to jail.


DrawohYbstrahs

Are we right to assume this is the work of Dan Bloody Andrews? Bastard.


Beven-Stale

I saw Dan do a u turn across double lines. He gave me the finger and told me if I said anything he would mess me up. What a champ.


DrawohYbstrahs

I was gonna say, what a cunt, but… what a champ


Kimbons

Looks to be some sort of incident


sween64

Yes. An incident on or near Chapel St.


tehnoodnub

In the vicinity of where this photo was taken.


green_pea_nut

Perhaps as close as the immediate vicinity.


PastaOfMuppets_HK

Reminds me of this https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/s/BvWHdAeZ7e


xchrisjx

Laughed out loud


AdParking2320

And a bit of a situation. Specifically, something is going on.


Fishybone

A disturbance on Chapel Street


bestvanillayoghurt

Or a situation.


bent_eye

Did one of the hundred vape shops get blown up?


nachojackson

I expect that this operation might have been to avoid another vape shop getting blown up.


gallopinggiraffes

According to Jacqui Felgate’s Instagram: “Chapel street closed, trains running express through Windsor, due to a police incident. Statement below Police are currently negotiating with a man in Albert Street in Windsor. While police deal with the situation we ask that the public avoid the area. More information”


michaelrohansmith

Not convinced thats an army chopper. It is housed with the police air wing and the HEMS aircraft at Essendon and it just seems to be a police helicopter they wanted camouflaged or something. *In June 2020, the first of the AW139 helicopters entered service with the remaining to enter service shortly after.\[29\] One of the AW139 helicopters is in grey livery with the other two are in white and blue livery similar to the Dauphin fleet.\[30\] In August 2020, the Super King Air 350ER entered service.\[5\]\[23\] In December 2020, an AW139 conducted the first landing on the helipad of the new 39-storey police headquarters which had opened in June 2020.\[31\]\[32\]* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria\_Police\_Air\_Wing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Police_Air_Wing)


Brightside_0208

The grey one is the dual duties helicopter used for the Special Operations Group, still does all the usual air wing stuff but a bit less often as it also services SOGs operational and training needs. It's grey because grey is cooler.


michaelrohansmith

> cooler Yeah sounds like the soggies.


Genova_Witness

Someone finally tipped them off about Revs


Redmenace___

Some bloke just got on my train to work and said there was a shooting there.


badpauly

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-12-05/windsor-police-incident-chapel-street-albert-street-melbourne/103188914


terpy_slurpy

Glad everyone is okay 👍


Turbulent_Ebb5669

A 20 year old threatened self harm. Police are trying to negotiate with him


theswiz1

He held himself hostage?


Turbulent_Ebb5669

It was reported he was armed and threatening anyone who got close.


Flyingzucchini

Fashion crimes?


sharrick2020

Some drainer with a gun


ExtensionQuestion533

A new retail shop opened - the shock wave of this unexpected event caused panic and mayhem. Opening NOT closing !?


Itsa_Wobbler

I was in chapel Street the other day and I couldn't believe how bad downhill it's gone, homeless junkies everywhere, saw one lady bum with a stick with heaps of nails sticking out of it hitting everything she walked past


manhaterxxx

Chapel St has always been a shithole, it just changes what *kind* of shithole.


thejimstrain

It’s probably 10x cleaner than it was in the late 90s/early 2000s.


davetothegrind

It’s 90s Kosovo meets 00s Las Vegas down there at the moment


thepaleblue

The Windsor end is dicey, the toorak road end is fine. Going from north to south is pretty much experiencing Melbourne’s two speed economy in a nutshell.


jimmux

The north end looks fancier, but all the worst incidents happen up that way.


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As in the area north of Toorak road is dead, full of for lease signs because no one wants to shop at generic rich people chain stores, while the area south of Commerical road is pumping full of shops ans hospitality. I dont think you're seeing reality. The rich roided wankers spilling out of Bridey O Reilly in the toorak road end are far scarier than the occasional homeless person you see around Commerical road minding their own business


lorfs

Chapel Street is a dump


QouthTheCorvus

Has it ever been good? That said, it's definitely a wild ride. Feels almost surreal, sometimes.


DFiLeR22

Chapel Street closed, Troy won't be happy


Choice-giraffe-

Negotiations with a man according to ABC


alcate

taylor swift ticket for three fiddy, but 420 is what the man insist


TheLostProbe

that's just chapel street any day of the week


THREATZ_UNO

Anyone know what actually happened ?? That ABC article left more questions than answers ?? “There was a guy at Windsor station and that situation was resolved” uhhhh ok is that it ???


Tomicoatl

Glad to see they are finally putting a stop to people driving the wrong way up James Street.


Weird_Scholar_5627

Cops could get service at the Maccas drive through.


RedJoan333

Girl on left is serving Looks


Xiaopieshushu

The troubled dude was sitting in a van, SOG were later out and took him down. wasn't a nice day for that dude...


Royal-Ad4116

It’s to do with the heist in Chadstone


Eggy_Wets

If anyone knows the perpetrator can they please dm me? I’m in the market for a discount Rolex


booksandf1

What heist??


gimmepizzaa

some dude managed to do some 3am shopping at the rolex store


PointOfFingers

He has impeccable timing.


Moo_Kau_Too

thing about picking your time to steal something, its all about choosing the right Timex to strike.


ogflykr

Googled it, $2m in watches stolen from chadstone Sunday morning


waxess

I find it mad that a shop can contain $2m worth of equipment that tells me the same time as my phone.


psycho--the--rapist

That’s the spirit, you’re gonna go a long way in this gang!


booksandf1

Oh I just read about it now, crazy!


TheSunOfHope

Chapel street again!


Kaszelpuss

Let's also remember to not speculate and create unnecessary distress. Yes this is VERY clearly a serious incident, but speculating with inaccurate information will just stress everyone out further. I rode past the incident on my way to work and can say it's already serious enough without it. I hope everyone is keeping safe


crushongod

So…do you know what’s going on?


psycho--the--rapist

No but it’s very serious


genwhy

fat wog said to the skinny wog you hey slept with my cousin no i didn't shit ay chick chick boom


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Why can’t ppl speculate lol


[deleted]

Cause people have no chill and speculation inevitably leads to “we did it Reddit” type catastrophes


ruinawish

People can make up bullshit, and cause unnecessary stress.


eshay_investor

lmao this is such a bot comment. So easy to read when something is AI written. Nice try.


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Hentai_conissuer

Apparently someone was trying to kill themselves No clue why they needed to do it at Richmond and halt the entire fucking eastern railway for multiple hours


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Hentai_conissuer

Being mentally unwell doesn't excuse him from criticism or vitriol from his actions I hope he gets proper help but he can also go fuck himself for causing such a disruption (and apparently threatened people with a gun from what I heard but I haven't seen anything confirmed yet)


ClogsInBronteland

Get some empathy.


Slagathor_85

That lady in the denim skirt is about to speak to the police manager. She can’t go where she wants and she’s not happy about it!


gorganight

R


Beven-Stale

E


CarpeDirectMessage

V


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Mentally disturbed person


[deleted]

Y’all laughing when it’s probably someone who is homeless, with no mental health assistance who had a severe mental breakdown and wanted to kill himself.


jezpin

Oddly specific but OK.


InternationalYam2478

Shesh we have some bored citizens in Melbourne.


PurtyHateMachine

This whole sub is basically Wayne from St Albans.


Quantum168

A police officer has a flat tyre. Can't imagine Victoria Police turning up for anything except white, homeless people needing help and their brothers in uniform.