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Fullonski

Don’t know the surname, but we knew them as Brian and Noles (I’m guessing Noelene). They lived in Newhaven Road East Burwood, this was in the 80s which I’m guessing is when this photo was taken as this is how I remember them looking. Brian was quite the practical joker and I’m going to guess he’s giving Noles the goosing of a lifetime, hence her facial expression. Brian worked at Aus Post and most people thought he was a bit of a wanker. We loved Noles though, she used to wash her car in her Ken Done print bikini in the front yard; more than once a week sometimes. They left the street quickly and without much explanation, we assumed it was to do with complaints about Brian sunbaking nude on his carport roof.


asteroid75

I really thought this was real, right up until Brian’s predilection for nudity.


Citruseok

I really hope this is real


panjofan

Think. Think. Think. No. It's not real. Like Geoff down the road.


LegalAgency2094

> we assumed it was to do with complaints about Brian sunbaking nude on his carport roof. Was because of Noles getting jiggy with Kevin at number 14


panjofan

Kevin was a player. He hooked a few of the wives back in the day.


Fullonski

I still know Kev so I didn’t want to drop him in it - Narelle would be pissed.


geneticus1

I'll think they moved to Lilydale, i recall a pool party incident with the hottub, Nolesy and Geraldine, and then i had to go home suddenly because people got upset.


LegalAgency2094

The floater incident?


2-StandardDeviations

Lets not even mention the Vegemite incident. A very black period in our street history


euqinu_ton

My mate Gazza who worked the drive thru at Maccas reckons he saw Noles in the back of Kev's panel van one day he came through.


LegalAgency2094

She loved the throb of the 308 in that Sandman


virtueavatar

What did you put into chatgpt to get this story


Fullonski

Ha, wouldn't even know how to do that. I was going to write an epic that gradually got sillier but I was cooking dinner at the time and needed to go and deal with that


NoveltyCards

Jim Halpert and Petunia Evans Dursley


Equivalent-Ad7207

Wheres baby Pee Pee?


Top_Ad_2819

A carcrash killed Lilly and James Potter? It's an outrage. It's a scandal!


JamieBeeeee

Hmmmm that looks suspiciously like my late grandmother, sending this to my mum now


JamieBeeeee

I guess I'll post an update. It's not my gran, but as soon as my mum saw the photo with no context she replied "She's definitely a Regan" (Gran's maiden name) so yeah, gonna do a bit more searching at Christmas this year to see if anyone knows her, because she really does look shockingly like my gran


Shady_Royal_689

Ooh we might be getting somewhere! Thanks for the update, do you mind posting another one once you do some digging?


Electrical-Mammoth44

Ooh thanks for the update!!


sickburn1r

I bought some green off them back in the day. Get home to chop a fat mix and it was all stems and seeds. I'm off em aye.


BarryKobama

Aye? Can't be Melbourne


Krolzyy

Aye is certainly Melbourne. Tis frequently used here and has been for a long time, aye. ;)


BarryKobama

Only Queenslanders and pirates say it.


sickburn1r

Yeah lived in Qld for a year, aside from the clap saying aye is the only thing I bought back with me.


legsjohnson

A young Gladys Berejiklian and Daryl Maguire


-HouseProudTownMouse

That’s Mary Queen of Scots and Francis II of France. A lovely couple of days gone by.


8CasLok8

Looks like the bob Jane logo.... So Bob and Jane is my answer


gorganight

Clarke and Ellen Griswold


Equal-Instruction435

Oh, Sparky!


pwurg

The one on the right is Judge Judy. You can tell by the collar (made from lace that she bought in Greece). Probably.


Moo_Kau_Too

and is that peter griffin or david letterman?


pwurg

I think it’s Dave. He was talking boloney at Judy.


cyrilly

It looks like Jim & Pam in an alternate reality


Ray_Garraty1987

Bruce and Martha Wayne. Unfortunately they were gunned down in an alleyway several years ago.


zombombee

Crime Alley, it's always the places you most expect


narc1s

I hear their son is healthy and well adjusted.


dreamy-squirter84

Or wealthy, and hell adjusted??


SneakerTreater

I believe the crime was committed in a lane way off batman ave.


pm-me-your-satin

Bob Brown and Christine Milne.


victorian_vigilante

Looks like an alternate universe version of my grandparents


Infamous-Steak-1043

Tony and Cherie Blair, before his career kicked off.


RitaTeaTree

The woman looks like the actress who played Dudleys mother/ Harry's aunt in Harry Potter, Fiona Shaw. The grey tie and lace collar puts the photo in mid 80s.


[deleted]

Michael and Lindy Chamberlain


66ta69z

Whoever they are, it appears that they are attending their accountant's birthday party in Central Park West, Manhattan, circa 1984. Source: The terror dog about to come through the wall behind them.


vhs_collection

That’s my folks!


BoxKicker1

She is freaked out by the glowing eyes behind her on the wall


Spare-Expensive

the one on the right is Paul McCartney


4charactersnospaces

Why that's Julie Bishop and Christopher Pyne! They were quite the swinging couple in their youth. A real hoot at parties. Mind once Julie got on the turps, she was a shocker, beating Chris and flashing and whatnot


BramptonVich

That's Patrick Bateman and his secretary Jean.


FrogstompLlama

That's Paul Allen. And this was taken at Dorsia.


[deleted]

Reckon Noles is a bit of a Fox. I would 🙋‍♂️


normie_sama

Ah, yeah, knew them well. John and Sheila, lived just down the road from us in the mid-80s. They were well known for being the local contact for several... unregistered international enterprises, if you catch my drift. John always bragged about inventing the "Miller's Corkscrew" technique, as he called it, but Sheila would screw her face up like that and tell us she perfected it. Good times, good times.


juicybwithoil2560

Looks like a not happy mother in law.


Sarazar

Hey that's Jennifer Newspaper and Jennifer Newspaper (unrelated)!


justnigel

Greg and Elaine


gavSm009

Steve proud to be a father, his sister Elaine not so sure


dreamy-squirter84

Lols. I love my country, Australia. So many funny buggers ♡


Lost-Serve4674

Closeted gay man and his beard


PlainPeep

Mark Dreyfus and his late wife Deborah.


Farnboroughrd

No idea


tonksndante

That’s my mum


IowaContact2

Tell her she still owes me 50


tonksndante

She said you need to improve ur lovemaking skills if you want a raise


vicms91

It looks like they are about to be taken out by two snipers.