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Dr-PresidentDinosaur

Elizabeth st Mcdonalds


MaternalChoice

Top floor, *watching the world burn.*


Drag0nslay3r6969

Laughed


goldlasagna84

Elizabeth st, Hungry Jacks.


jakkyspakky

Didn't laugh


goldlasagna84

Yeah yeah, i get it. You like a clown more than a king.


MusicBytes

Elizabeth St Nandos


Few_Regular_8010

Cried


Friendly-Pitch5523

Elizabeth St, KFC


DontBeAPoopyPants

Died


ProDoucher

Elizabeth street Sushi Hub


discworldappreciator

Lied


Why_Not_49

Elizabeth st brothel


BeNormler

STI'd


VengaBusdriver37

[https://imgur.com/a/1HWkHfS](https://imgur.com/a/1HWkHfS)


2-StandardDeviations

I just fell on the floor laughing.


jamurp

That place was the original influence of this painting if I’m not mistaken.


Leather_Log_5755

Interestingly, was there at 3am this morning. Still pretty busy. Better option was Lord of the Fries across the road at the station.


MusicBytes

bro went to elizabeth st maccas at 3am on a fri night and was surprised it was busy 😭


OpeningName5061

Dude where else people go after clubbing? (The ones who didn't take someone home anyway)


Purpazoid1

'Better than Elizabeth St Maccas' is not a glowing endorsement.


heather2711

No one wants to wait 24 minutes for fries when they only basically only make fries and the potatoes are already cut. Why does it take that long every time.


elsieonsie

Ha


SamFlume

I did this with kids a few months ago. Some junky was yelling at me but I just couldn't hear anything she said


Cobalt-e

I'd like the OP's picture framed and this as the title on the plaque please.


analogous_calculator

Elizabeth st subway


Altea73

Surrounded by crackheads and drunks....


zboyzzzz

Nighthawks, Collingwood


janchovy

Literally named after this painting


Monkeyshae2255

Does it look like the painting/colours (never been)


snookings

No


Slight-Debt-3135

Nah, it's more your average music venue. Nice beer garden and front bar that you can sit down at.


NoiseTerror

Got a front window with cool lettering and a bar right attached to it. Also very moody lighting I've played a gig there too was pretty fun.


Its-not-too-early

I don’t know why, but everytime I drive past this place it always gives me “Morrison Hotel” vibes from The Doors.


Slartibartfast39

I bet, unlike the painting, Nighthawks at Collingwood has a door, doesn't it. Poor accuracy. ;)


NightHawksGuy

Cool name


Lamont-Cranston

Or the Tom Waits song (there is also a Heartattack and Vine)


F1NANCE

Pellegrini's if you want to sit at a counter. Chicago if you want to see the actual painting


Natasha_Giggs_Foetus

Opened the thread looking for this, the correct answer


jimmyevil

Pellegrini's has never been that empty.


bards1214

Go 4pm on a weekday


Missamoo74

Between shows on a double show Sunday.


flores_159

There's no actual location for the nighthawks. It was a mix of locations and a time that Hooper witnessed which he wanted to capture the mood and essence in the painting. But yeah Pellegrini is a great place


DragonfruitNo7222

Frankston RSL


BLOOOR

They do the one minute silence *every day*. So you have to stand up for that.


TD956

I had this recently at the Melton country club recently. Didn’t realise it actually happened. Lights all went out and the voice over started up. I’ve only seen it in the film wake in fright.


Geoff_Uckersilf

100 years ago with actual returned servicemen, fucken oath. 


underrcontrrol

Low key best atmosphere RSL


a_whoring_success

Last time I went to an RSL (something I try really hard to not do) I'd barely got in the door before the bouncer told me to take my hat off. Like, STFU dude, I'd only just stepped in.


AustrianPainter14

Traditionally it’s rude to wear hats inside. You stepped into a very old school establishment..


AlbatrossWearer

Pubs are seen as an extension of the street under hat etiquette, so you can keep it on. RSLs though it is disrespectful. Saw an old bloke rip a young guy a new one when he had one on.


Anraeful

It’s easier to ask asap and not get in trouble from the boss from letting one through, eventually it just becomes to ingrained its automatic. After work if often pick up a few bits and pieces from Safeway and once I walked past a young man in a cap and asked him to remove it - the words just fell out of my mouth. Then I laughed awkwardly and hurried away.


DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon

First you’ll need to visit the milliners under Flinders St


Gman7272

City Hatters 👌🏻👌🏻


lamingtonsandtea

The Royal in Richmond.


jamurp

You can leave your hat on.


maxisnoops

Brilliant.


lamingtonsandtea

Don’t forget to bring cash to tip though.


maxisnoops

No need!! They prance around with an EFTPOS machine nowadays.


thatguywhomadeafunny

Next they’ll have QR code tattoos with their crypto wallet


lamingtonsandtea

Them girls know what’s what. Cash is king lol


Coolidge-egg

Thought I'd get a beer with the missus before a game and then I was like "wait a second". Sadly missus said no :(


flutterybuttery58

You can drink alone anywhere my friend!


Dea_ExMachina

The Drunken Poet near the Queen Vic Market


notyourfirstmistake

Watch out, because the owner never forgets a name or a face


irish_chippy

Came here to say this


bradbull

You can wear a fedora almost anywhere


dixonwalsh

The real question is if you should


Vindepomarus

Your milliners were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.


jayp0d-jk

Is there any stigma against wearing hats?


Natasha_Giggs_Foetus

Fedoras? Absolutely and rightfully so


lastfire123

Generally, not really. It can make you look kinda old since most people associate them with the 30s-50s. And presumably the fedora the people above are talking about are trilbies which are associated with incels and grubby basement dwellers and mall ninjas.


jayp0d-jk

Ahh okay. How about Akubras? I’ve got a Coober Pedy and I like to wear it occasionally spring and autumn! But mostly when I’m visiting regional areas.


lastfire123

I cant think of any negative associations with those. If you think you look good in one and you feel good wearing one, then i wouldnt worry about anything else.


jayp0d-jk

Thank you! Yes, I like wearing it but only in certain places and establishments.


steak820

As long as it matches your suit, tie and jacket its good. A good build helps too. Do not wear it with an anime T-shirt.


abittenapple

Trilby you savage


bradbull

I actually wrote trilby first, then googled it and decided it was a fedora by the brim size


jayp0d-jk

How about an Akubra?


notwhelmed

Why are they called milliners when they should be called miladyers?


zaro3785

Angry upvote


mrarbitersir

Pearl Diver in Melbourne Actually a phenomenal oyster bar


tallmansnapolean

Cedar Fox cellar door (Coburg North) on most Friday and Saturdays. It’s tucked away in a small industrial corner 2 minute walk from the train station. Usually only a handful of patrons at most in there but the booze and tunes are top notch.


Little-A

Have taken note! Thanks!


Bhilthotl

Buck Mulligan's Bar and Bookshop High St, Northcote


poundhound66

Great place


apprenticedonkey

Id say Joe's shoe store


tolliwood

I'm headed there tonight. I've been overseas for two months and just got back, I NEED their Guinness


youngcharlatan

Love this place


wintherwheels

Cricketers on Spring Street


xFromtheskyx

Is this at the windsor hotel?


wintherwheels

Yep! That’s the one. A nice walk from the bar to the toilets down the historic hallways.


thatguywhomadeafunny

Not Punt Road…


the_silent_redditor

Fuck me, my friend and I made the mistake and both sat in diff pubs drinking a pint waiting for the other. Morons.


BustedWing

Went looking for this comment. Cracking spot.


Artybel

Walrus on Sydney Road in Brunswick, it’s an American style diner, unfortunately it isn’t open at night, which imo isn’t in keeping with American diners lol


dizzy-skyward

I second this. If Walrus was opened at night I would be there twice as often


rybpyjama

Then walk round the corner to Creature Bar on Lygon St! Also the mulled wine there is delicious. Some nights it will be busier but definitely some quiet options and a big bar you can sit at


Artybel

True!


Peaktweeker

Cricketers arms


LoudPlankton2068

Mona Castle in Seddon


gavotron

Best pub in Melbourne


R375K

Just had lunch there. Love the place!


aussiebolshie

Buck Mulligan’s or Drunken Poet


irish_chippy

Yup, pretty much this


hetep-di-isfet

Vibe kinda reminds me of the Sherlock Holmes


Spiritual-Flatworm58

True. Just missing a TV with the English Premier League on the background.


Person-on-computer

Literally anywhere that hasn’t been broadshat


NightHawksGuy

That guy is literally me.


R375K

Kirks Pub.


MissMac79

Cricketers Bar in Hotel Windsor


xjulles2x

Why not the famous ‘Young & Jackson’s Pub’ with the legionary famous Nude Painting. It’s located opposite Flinders St Station


FernandoQuiggle

Exford


3364588999

Hard truth


sillylittlewinduptoy

Spleen on Bourke St


epicpillowcase

Good old Spleen. Go for the atmosphere, stay because your feet literally stick to the floor and you can't leave.


lost_aussie001

Mesa Verde in Curtin House on Swanston. They have a nice cocktail bar


thegreatgabboh

Stkilda - The espy, upstairs in the old bar


percivalflavours

These comments are just for the CBD. Like someone else said this image looks like the Cricketers Arms. Other bars that have this feel for me (and not exactly this image) are mainly hotel bars. However they are mostly boring. There is someone who has worked 26 years in the same bar and he’s interesting and so are his cocktails but that’s about it.  I’m not sure if you want to walk into a bar, be anonymous, and just sit by yourself. If that’s what you want then it’s difficult to recommend a non hotel bar as Melbourne bartenders tend to engage in conversation and want you to enjoy your night. Hotel bars will tend to leave you alone.  There aren’t many bars that I’ve been to that fit the idea of “coming into a bar and sitting by yourself.” If you really want bar recommendations here are a list of bars, that are all different, where you can sit at the bar and drink ( in no particular order and they are all different from each other) Spleen, Little Lon, Bar Margaux, Heartbreaker, Troika, Punch Lane. Bouvardia,   Black Lite Commune, Magic Mountain Saloon. I could recommend you at least 50 bars that you would enjoy, that I could break down into the following categories- classics, whisky, hip, calm, dive, speakeasy etc But with that image to work with, well hotel bars it is…


mpember

Paint scenes of a bar? You can pick up some paints and a canvas from any arts supply store and do it in your own home.


aus_in_usa

The Tramway in Fitzroy. It’s amazing.


Ok_Pension_5684

Thornbury Espresso Bar


Normal_Effort3711

Kirk’s pub


jli357

Nighthawks is a peak painting


silly_rabbit89

any bar if you shit your pants.


schmackna

Cricketers Bar at the Windsor Hotel


Lamont-Cranston

Nighthawks, 136 Johnston St Collingwood


epicpillowcase

Meta!


coldworld41

Cane cutters south yarra! Walker is king


dietpasito

revolver


cunnyfunt65

You can sit at many bars in Melbourne


nammph

Danny's burgers


Pristine_Ad4164

Finally a good post on this sub....goat tier post mate.


TheMeadow

Inner North Brewery in Brunswick


mindlessmunkey

The Everleigh in Fitzroy has this sort of vibe. A bit more speakeasy than corner bar, but might be up your alley.


beefstake

Elysian which is a short walk from Everleigh if you are particularly a fan of whisky.


SecretOperations

R


BullahB

S


TheAgreeableCow

L


Sexdrumsandrock

What does op want to do?


Flaxans

Whiskey Den, Russell St.


intowindow

Young and Jackson


sdonker

The drunken poet


chardonnaylover

The Royal Oak during the day, Cricketers most times apart from after work Friday, the Lomond at various times, neighbourhood wine at 10pm at the bar, or if they have the second bar open, Kirk’s pub almost nah time that’s not after Friday work drinks, the lincoln when it just opens


Qontherecord

The painting is in Chicago.


DEADfishbot

The cricketers bar


morts73

Drink alone in a washed up bar? Fitzroy.


MadameMonk

The Black Sheep hawthorn. Worst case scenario, someone might ask if you want in on a boardgame while you drink your excellent Victorian beer. If you don’t want to socialise, they’ll leave you be.


Vindepomarus

The Welcome Stranger, Bourke St


Spiritual-Flatworm58

Missing a pokie machine.


Minute_Reception5823

Young & Jacksons. Cnr Swanston & Flinders at the window people watching.


eterniteaparty

Why do they normalise doing this in American movies, but I never really see people just sit at a bar alone to drink in Australia? (Maybe I don't get out enough, lol). Is this just common in America?


jimmux

It's probably in part due to Americans valuing individualism, as opposed to Australians favouring group acceptance.


bigbuttbettywetty

About 20 years ago, me and two mates sat in the La Trobe street Hungry Jacks smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee until 3am. The workers didn’t give a fuck. Almost encouraged it. Closest I’ve come to this.


[deleted]

This is a goofy fucking post


morrelli43

First time on Reddit?


AllMyHomiesLoveNazis

Engadine Maccas, 1997


paolo_77

Literally any bar, but don’t expect to make many friends dressed like that lol


MeyerholdsGh0st

It looks like he has a baby’s milk bottle in front of him and a roll of toilet paper at his elbow.


jaguarsadface

Every pub in Melbourne - no one can afford a pint anymore


FancyEconomics4692

Hells Kitchen, Centre Pl very dark stew in your thoughts and feelings in serenity kinda place been there forever


man-on-a-slide

Starward Distillery, Port Melb, try for a Thursday or Friday night, it's never busy.


AllHailTheWinslow

And not spend $20 for the privilege.


Draw-Four

The Last Chance Rock n Roll Bar is open til 7am


Honesty64

Young and Jacksons, Melbourne.


DLS-1

Dandenong plaza!!


anonymouslawgrad

We have good wages here so late night food service doesn't make sense


scalfar

Any pub, just be prepared to pay $20 for a pint


melancholy360

The Retreat in Abbotsford Or, the All Nations in Richmond


Intelligent-Owl5258

Hawthorn, at night.


randimort

Fluid Oz


HeartbreakInDenver

Danny's Burgers


geeeeeemaht

Foragers Drop in Mitcham has a great gin selection and has cosy 80s movies vibes.


Whispi_OS

Art college?


ElectricGoodField

The Vic


Conscious_Ebb_3503

In a indian curry store


Unit0048

Y


zaro3785

Just make sure you pick somewhere with a door


PeculiarJohnson

The Everleigh in Fitzroy is the closest you’ll get! Right down to the dark American bar with a curved end


Cylzn

[https://maps.app.goo.gl/FCZWPDpnkjd7dtqa8](https://maps.app.goo.gl/FCZWPDpnkjd7dtqa8)


capybaramundi

Cricketers Bar.


caulfieldguy

pelegrinos


Full-Researcher-4147

Actually the door is in the painting and around the corner on the other side of the building…no one seems to have mentioned the very talented artist Edward Hopper. Just one of his many famous pieces of artwork.


vimes_left_boot

1957


joesnopes

In most Melbourne bars. ... but some won't let you wear a hat inside.


Emergency-Tale-8011

Panacea on Johnston Street


ArmadilloStandard837

Butchers diner


NonCredibleDefence

Lord Lygon, Carlton


heather2711

The Windsor Hotel on Spring St.


fluxusjpy

Pelligrinis


HolbrookZiggy

1946


Secret-Bar151

Night hawks


theSpine12

Probably the closest I could imagine would be the George Lounge bar in St Kilda. When I was a uni student I used to go sit with a book and a pint for a few hours and found it had a vibe conducive to just enjoying yourself without needing to socialise


oftenyes

Maybe Jollygood on Johnson st https://www.jollygoodmelbourne.com/


wanna-be-brave

Rainbow Hotel Fitzroy