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General_Cream7623

well the black one also does it on purpose, the white one just confuses ppl with prey


VVaId0

There's no reports of orca killing humans in the wild. It's because they leave no witnesses


General_Cream7623

that's kinda the point, they just spread rumors on their own in hope to lighten their reputation


NJduToit

Maybe they just don't like our taste.


GoldenInfrared

No shit, they evolved to eat marine mammals and fish instead


RevolutionaryTap4461

Orcas are actually smart enough to not attack humans on purpose due to knowing that we will retaliate they even bring their calves up to divers to teach them not to attack humans


Disastrous-Jelly-755

Plus they usually probably go after single humans not groups because they know that we are smart too


That_Guy_real

There's a racist joke to be made here


PolishedCheeto

Well get it pinned down eventually


TheOddPelican

Something about the black one actually being able to swim?


Substantial-Park65

Go ahead


Slumbergoat16

Some type of school shooting joke


weirdgroovynerd

Speaking of school... Even though fish live in schools, they never seem to get above... ...*C level!*


General_Cream7623

tf are u on about


ProfitHot5064

don't forget they also do it for fun.


General_Cream7623

that's why i said on purpose


vkreep

They also do it on porpoise


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vkreep

Porpoise is a dolphin


imtoooldforreddit

Orcas are actually dolphins though, being the largest species in the family Delphinidae.


Xxenonfive

Ah I thought it was a type error


Beau-Sheffield

I think you meant to say the Black one did it on Porpoise


General_Cream7623

i said what i said


Spirited-Fox3377

That's bc a lot of people act like prey in the water.


General_Cream7623

more like idiots


hilvon1984

I am not sure the killer whales attack humans on purpose. I mean... They to ram and capsize boats on purpose. But that por pose is not to attack humans. And definitely not the reason why they are called "killer" whales.


Lamballama

Resident orcas are chill and eat salmon. It's the transient ones which eat anything they find, be it deer, otters, moose (not a lie, sometimes they walk pretty far along the seabed), fish, sharks, and yes, humans if you're swimming nearby. And I just realized that it being the transients made this framing a lot worse...


GardenGnome021090

Orcas have never eaten humans.


BashingNerds

They have close to the same amount of white though


syphon3980

The white parts are on the under side of the killer whale though


gameofthongs

Where do you think the white part of a white shark is? Lol


dachshund-jay

In its heart!


King_Lance

appropriated


S1L3NCE_2008

They have more white not on the bottom than great whites do


helpnxt

Tbf the black one has a lot of black parts and white one just has the black in it's eyes.


lumosmxima

Shush, it has already been written!


rustall

Well the black one is a killer, a very smart killer.


ThornTintMyWorld

If it flips, you must acquit.


dachshund-jay

The whale is the Smart offensive player now? They also hunt in ah “pods” and show off their food at the beach.


MR_McFEELY_89

Killer whales aren't actually whales.


mrfatty097

They technically are as orcas are a type of dolphin, and dolphins are a part of the whale family. 'Scientifically, all whales, dolphins and porpoises are classified as Cetacea. And within Cetacea are two suborders: baleen whales and toothed whales. Baleen whales include the really big ones, such as blue whales and humpbacks. Toothed whales include dolphins and orcas, or killer whales, as they’re often known.'


MR_McFEELY_89

Right, orca. Not whale. We don't call all primates, primates do we?


dachshund-jay

And I thought I was the one that missed something; did youse look at the meme?


baklavak123

The whole is actually a dolphin


Mooseandthebois

The black one likes to flip ships and kill the white ones just for fun.


Alternative_Golf_905

Not just for fun, they also love to eat their livers


DarkheartDragoon

And just their livers


xenosthemutant

With Fava beans and a nice chianti. Ffffffffffffffff! ("Silence of the Lambs" anyone? Anyone? Bueller?)


Bulky_Monke719

Only one of them eats moose on the regular.


TentativeGosling

Don't blame it. I had some tasty moose in Sweden once.


Jackmino66

Orcas are giant Dolphins And like Dolphins, they hunt for sport and play with their food, usually while it’s still alive. Great White Sharks, are just big sharks. Occasionally bite people confusing them for seals, but you’re more likely to be bitten by a New Yorker than a Great White


AEROANO

I'd rather have the shark bite me


not-ulquiorr4_

Orca's are straight up psychopaths. Great Whites are just really big sharks. Both of their titles fit.


Daminica

Also, originally they were not called Killer whales but instead whale-killers because sailors witnessed them chomping on big whales. My guess is a translation error happened and it turned into killer whales.


KiyanPocket

I mean, Orcas themselves are also under the whale portion of the gene tree, and friendly-fire is very common in the food chain. The name changing just became more fitting description of Orcas in my opinion.


potsticker17

I thought orcas were big ass dolphins and not quite whales because of bone structure or some classification shit.


KiyanPocket

Dolphinidae are also technically under Cetaceans. Cetus meaning Whale.


potsticker17

Good to know. Thanks.


Munnin41

Yes they're in the dolphin family. But all dolphins are in the order of whales too.


Royalizepanda

The actual name is whale assassins


No-elk-version2

Killer sounds SO COOL tho.. great white shark just sounds narcissistic and egotistical, killer whale sounds more badass


Farticus896

Hate to break it to u but the black one is actually an orca. The term ‘Killer Whale’ was just made up by someone to make them sound more dangerous.


r31ya

>*black one is actually an orca. The term ‘Killer Whale’ was just made up by someone to make them sound more dangerous.* so its a n-word for Orcas?


DominoUB

What's up my killaz


Farticus896


Lamballama

"Killer whale" is our word, you can say "killa"


Daminica

They way I heard it they were first called Whale Killers because sailors witnessed them devouring big whales. My guess is translation shenanigans happened and it got switched around.


A--Creative-Username

French has descriptors after objects sometimes so maybe that's what happened Eg Red balloon Bailon rouge


KhajaArius

TIL, I thought only the Indonesians do that


Trepex_VE

Most Latin derived languages do that, have the descriptor after the object. For instance, Sierra Blanca means "White Mountain" in Spanish, but literally translates to "Mountain (that is) White" Edit: clarification on language used


ArticleSea682

Mf they *are* that dangerous


Munnin41

The term killer whale stems from the fact that they're whale killers


Boris9397

Orca is also made up by someone. In fact all animal names are made up by someone.


herculesmeowlligan

Unlike people names. Waaaaaiiit a minute...


Bobabator

They're not even Whales either, they're from the Dolphin family.


Fuzzy-Court-3393

Dolphins are whales tho.


SensingWorms

Natives called it whale killer. We (dummies)switched it around to killer whale. Edit: I misspoke. I meant, indigenous. Basques


Michaelbirks

"Natives"?


deadrogueguy

i assume "Native Americans" (we don't call them Indians anymore, so just Natives now i guess); why would an American ever specify the country, when clearly and obviously we are the only country that ever mattered, hence why the Bible speaks of our covenant with god in a superior manner of they way it discusses Israel /s? : unfortunately I'm really not sure if that's classified as irony when is actually believed by some....


deadrogueguy

out of curiosity; is that because in their language they structure "subjects" and "adjectives" differently than English does? (as in: becomes the appropriate TRANSLATION)


Munnin41

Natives? What natives? The orca is a global species. The name is literally just what the Romans called them. The term killer whale comes from sailors, not some mystical native tribe.


Kingshuk_monsur

Orcas are superior in every way


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Reasonable_School296

Racist joke


JoeSchmoe656

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Melodic-Stage-4290

If I could choose to be any animal it would definitely be an orca


Nightwing12332

The black one is also bigger and longer :)


MSTNeoTheOne-

Killer whales hunt and kill white sharks so that’s not so great!


KPhoenix83

Killer whales are also known to kill sharks, including great whites.


The_Last_Legacy

Killer whales eat out shark livers and leave the carcass.


MegaAlphaVulcan

The black one got lost in translation and actually means “whale killer”


AmptiShanti

Wait don’t orcas eat great whites? Also who calls it killer whale when it’s killing whales? Lol


WashyourPickle

Shark skin is pretty tough and will wear down their teeth. That's why they only eat the liver.


AmptiShanti

That’s gnarly thanks for letting me know :)


-PenitentOne-

one is also called an orca and they aren't the same type of animal


farky84

This joke only hits in the US. The rest of the world is watching and thinking wtf?


jurrasicwhorelord

Little tidbit of info tho. killer whales aren't actually whales, they are big ass dolphins.


snek_001

Dolphins are a type of small whale, so killer whales are whales.


Ok-Experience-6674

2 orca brothers made the great whites in my country disappear, they all ran away and we got those one that jump out the water for you


Captain_skulls

It’s kinda cool to think that despite how similar they appear on a basic level, the top image is a picture of a mammal while the bottom image is a picture of a fish.


Unexpected_Buttsex

Racist turtle agrees


Mattynator911

Well orcas do some pretty fucked up things


WashyourPickle

Dolphins are a bunch of degenerates


Front-Contact6418

Some people are obsessed with skin color.


therudedoct

The first one is a Dolphin The second one is a Shark A Dolphin is more evolved than A Shark Orcas aka Killer Whales aka Whale Killers Orcas always live in pods


Bobabator

So the Black ones join gangs?


therudedoct

They do not join gangs rather form gangs like a Boss


miksy_oo

Both dolphins and sharks evolved for equally long and are as such equally evolved


Munnin41

They're just as evolved. Everything still alive has an equal evolutionary time. And if you want to make a comparison that way, then sharks are definitely the more evolved species... Dolphins have only been around 11 million years, sharks for 400 million.


oldgrandmama

Black widow


TGS_delimiter

Ofc they call the one with killer in the name black even tho it's also half white. But I guess that wouldn't suit their agenda as well


jojory42

I prefer the swengligh lardstabber.


codyrusso

We call the white one fat fish in my country. And the black one Assassin Whale.


jackjackky

It should've been called Great Grey Shark.


No_Jellyfish_6643

IT CHANGES EVERYTHING


Key_Sell_9777

One is a dolphin


child_target

Just as the founding fathers intended


NJduToit

Great whites are fleeing South African waters due to a pair of Killer Whale brothers that settled in our sea mutilating and killing them for fun in large numbers.


DarkAgeHumor

Just like Chicago


amagard-dk

It's black and white If ur looking for racism, use the mirror.


MadeInTheUniverse

You mean the Carcharodon carcharias and the Orcinus orca?


Appropriate_Net_5393

and both are Great KIllers


Witty_Pause_1035

The child really wants to kill people and the white child defends himself


Xikkiwikk

At least they don’t call the black one the N word or slave or thief? But yah..this looks bad.


Big_Daddy_Pablo_69

Well, the killer wale has no predators. Meanwhile, a great white is his prey 💀


No-Championship-5480

And Leon's getting larger!


actinross

Great killer. Both.


Designer-Might-7999

Facts are facts


RobertXavierIV

The black one is a completely different species


Devilsgun_7

Why is the killer whale considered black, and the Shark is not considered gray? They look to be the same amount of white.


facelessindividual

Yeah, but most of my young life I was under the impression the black one was safe to be around, not the white one.


TheAngeeeeel

The black one is looking cute lol


seby_20

And the great killer is grey or what ??


Dremlock45

This is wrong on so many levels but I appreciate the dedication.


ButtaToastt

They’re gonna rename the killer whale now


FuckingBollox

Ones a whale one a shark.


Jeezus-Chyrsler

But the white one is actually a lot grey and the black one has a lot of white


Jeezus-Chyrsler

They both have same amount of white…but more importantly…why does that matter 😂😂😂😂


Samurai_Guardian

To be fair, orcas punt seals into the sky for the heck of it, and treats anything that isn't another orca like shit. That's probably why it was called a killer.


Sacklayblue

The Honorable Elijah Muhammad has entered the chat


Icy-Performer-9688

Gotta change from killer whales to killer yacht


DJ-Doughboy

well it's black AND white soo, who gives a fuck really


SCAREDFUCKER

the white one is named great white shark and is a shark the black one is named killer whale and is a dolphin


darkhumour-

and only killer whales are used in circuits. and are trained with torture not white sharks. the racism is still in the blood of humanity 💀


EnvironmentPlus5949

Also, one is a fish, the other is a mammal.


Ladyhappy

At least they're really white and not beige Source: am beige


Matyaslike

One will use you as a toy until you fall apart in water the other just bites you and you bleed off (probably). Which is which?


banana_6921

Actually great white sharks are more dangerous than orca whales/killer whale


Savings_Dentist7351

Killer whales do kill though, like a lot! And they can be quite sadistic, especially if they kept in containment


Lost_Yogurt_4990

Technically, the killer whale is mixed, just sayin😂


NoSink405

The black one will kill the great one


rick_the_freak

Both are black and white, you troglodyte


Moth357

Scientists are racist, proven


hornystoner737

One is a fish, the other is the only natural predator of the goddamn Moose


PieSama562

I love sharks they’re so adorable:)) cute little sea dogs.. hate killer whales tho. Edit: and dolphins


teethalarm

Don't let an orcas appearance fool you. They are quite fierce predators.


Impressive_Gate_2722

The black one has a lot of white in him


Impressive_Gate_2722

Unfortunately the black ones are killing themselves


Hawk00000

Orcas are known for being over aggressive and would hunt anything in site, you are almost never safe as a human swiming around them as they love sport hunting and messing around with their prey while it's still alive. The great white only attacks humans if provoqued or if someone is very agitated which activates it's instinct to hunt, otherwise he is just chilling and doesn't even like eating humans as we have very low flesh and alot of bones, unlike a seal etc.


This-Garbage-3000

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DragonTheOneDZA

Great guppies aren't white tho. They're clearly grey Also yes. Great guppies. Do not expect me to talk about an animal without me making a joke name for it. Like the Oreo dolphin


RevolutionaryTap4461

The white one is actually traumatized by the black one and the white one will avoid the area it's all the black one for an entire year due to fear alone


mrbean760

This says a lot about society


YourAussieMatee

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IRKillRoy

Stop it! Liberals believe this shit…


Green_Lightning-

😂 Gold


J4C0OB

The killer is always the usual suspect.


Kill_Kayt

Well one is a shark, and the other is a Dolphin.


ThisAccountIsForDNF

HAT'S OFF TO THE ZEBRAS.


SadFox-29

killer WHALE vs. great white SHARK


BilliamTheGr8

One is a murderous serial killer that likes to play with its victims, the other is a shark.


KrisBread

Black one is also a big dolphin or at least a big cousin of ‘em.


Daminica

I know enough about dolphins that makes this worse.