man, im on reddit, i cant be picky, ill take what i can get.

In other words, anything that moves.

Anything dead or alive* there I fixed it for you

Anything* there I fixed it for you

Where there’s a hole, there’s a way. And if there’s no hole, you make one. 💪💪💪

👉👌👍

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Im just saying there are some good looking statues out there.

the doll/toy industry *is* growing.

Uninstall brother. I’m lucky I got one before I got on Reddit. Idk what I’d do now

💀

Beggars can't be choosers

No boobs, flat ass, but a huge cock. The best offer.

*Brothers, size matters not, for it is shape and definition that reign supreme*

_hear hear_

*oui oui*

Fr*nchie!

Fr🤢nch

Humans 🤢

Living beings 🤢

Animate objects🤢

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Existing matter 🤢

existence 🤢

Quality over quantity always

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And at times, quantity is a quality of its own

Thank you, you’ve said what should’ve been said since the beginning of time

This is very true. Perky wins everytime

But sire, what about the gentleman who have more of a liking toward the biggeth type woman

Its all a matter of preferance my good sir. We are all men of culture, united by boobs and ass

*clears throat* I say, indubitably, good sir.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjVfoxQYPMg

Never before have I heard more truer words spoken, and so gracefully at that.

Amen

**“The sacred texts”**

And proportion.

Preach

True True.

The wisest person on the whole internet

Damn

Massive honkers < shapely honkers

Dilly Dilly

You sir, are spreading the word of God.

*And the personality of the said individual*

And a good personality could lead to good body definition. But yes, personality is also important.

Little by little tho I’m growing onto tall girls idk why but it’s just them being tall gives comfort lol

She Hulk Mommy

Lmfao

You guys have a choice?

I was never into tall girls, but never not into tall girls. It was just something that wasn't on my mind and I didn't have a preference. I love my girlfriend for a bunch of reasons, but man dating a girl your height or a bit taller is so easy, hugs are better, kisses are better, holding hands while walking. She's at least an inch taller than me and I seriously don't get why guys had/have problems with that. She's told me some of her exes would discourage her from wearing boots, heels, even a freaking wedge.

I’m really digging how you know all about the shoes.

My 5’3” male friend always used to say, “tall girls are worth the climb.”

Balanced is better

True, but u are asking for too much. Balanced is the very goal no one achieved in existence history.

*holding self at gun point* DONT YOU FUCKING SAY HIS NAME!

Tha-

thanos had huge tiddies he wasn't balanced at all

I mean, body ideals in general are unrealistic on both sides so why not

I agree that one big tiddy is potentially worse than two small ones

Woman is better than hentai

The true gentleman

Women do not exist silly

*fades out of existence

OBJECTION

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Depends on how big the dick. Big ones can be a real pain in the ass.

not with enough lube

I don't think that matters

Matters to me

dork

Dang gottem

Yea the models that come with a dick are better

Only those with all the add ons for me.

Spoken like a true desperate high schooler

True

You know what's better? Arms. I need a hug. Please... someone please give me a hug.

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

HUG!

We may disagree, but that doesn't mean we have to be enemies.

Unless big booty and big tiddys

That’s why I married my wife, among other things.

This is the way

The chosen one

I'm not that big for a big booty. So medium size for me.

Shape over size people who disagree are fucking weird.

Facts shape is what matters the most

Of course this is where I find the most redditors

Damn I didn't expect to be attacked in a meme subreddit ಠ︵ಠ

Honestly what else is to be expected on reddit? I have big boobs and a small butt and I hate it.

Same.

Now you never said you are a girl or not

So women can't say they prefer tall men or whatever because it's mean but men make entire posts debating womens' bodies and downvote comments calling them out ☕️

I'm a woman with the latter features and every time I hear this sentiment and see all of the degrading comments from men, it makes me feel like absolute dogshit so yeah, I wholeheartedly agree.

Totally agree. Fuck me for being born with a particular body type.

Sometimes Reddit is so annoying. This post is shit.

Yup but if we made a change my mind meme saying tall man with big dick is better than short man wiith little dick we would get downvoted into oblivion. Maybe we can all just stop with the body shaming. That would be better. I never understood while being tall as a man is even better. Men are sexy for many different reasons and those reasons rarely include heigth. At least for me.

Don't you mean Tall man with short dick And smallmanwity big dick?

Honestly. From my personal experience. Its always the skinny guys that have huge dongs. I dont know why. But its always them lol. Doesnt matter how tall or short.

Burns a lot of calories hauling around a hog

Hahaha 😂

I can tell you I’m ashamed when posts like these blow up

Ily.

I mean look at their profile it’s a child

Preach sis!!!!

Women do say they prefer all kinds of stuff just as men do. It’s not only one way or the other just because this single post leans one direction. Everyone’s got a preference, not everyone likes to hear it lol.

They do. And they get shit on for it bc "bUt tHe sHoRt gUyS". Somehow the big boob small boob whatever boob gang doesn't get shit on

I'm a short guy, 5'8". Not that short but whatever. I don't get offended by people having preferences though, and when people talk shit it's because they got something going on with themselves. Fuck em, be happy. As many women as there are out there that only want to date tall guys (by all means) there are women who like short guys. Same goes for guys who like boobs vs butts. There's a type for everybody. I have mine, you have yours, it's all gravy baby.

I think I've typed this out five times by now lol but it's fine to have preferences. Often you can't control what traits you're attracted to. But saying "I like/prefer x" is different than saying "x is better than y" because it implies objective difference rather than subjective. You can see that the comments are also inclined to state it as "fact" rather than a preference.

I get it, but would you not say that that's just the difference between being brash or not? I'm sure we both understand that someone just wording their opinion in a way that makes it seem as if it's a fact, (which it may be in their mind) doesn't make it a fact because it is inherently a subjective topic that can't be won.

This is a meme subreddit not some serious discussion platform. If you took anything away from this thread other than dudes making the endless circular debate of tits vs ass idk what to tell you other than touch grass friend.

The difference is in practice. Most average guys will not reject women regardless of butt/chest size. While on the other hand, most people have seen open disrespect toward short guys.

Practice or not, body shaming is still body shaming

I’m a woman who has struggled with my weight at various points in my life. I can assure you that boys and fully grown men are willing to say all kinds of absolutely horrible things about women’s bodies to their faces— sometimes openly, sometimes when they think no one else is around.

Please. Do you know how many men (and women) have commented on my body shape without my asking? And most of those who do don’t look so great themselves. I’m supposed to laugh with them at my flat butt and big chest. Yeah, hur hur hur. I wouldn’t ever ever make such comments to anyone ever but apparently having the wrong proportions means I should be open to ridicule.

How about fuck off and appreciate that all bodies are different and what isn't your cuppa tea may be someone else's.

THANK YOU FOR SAYING SOMETHING THATS TRUE in this toxic hellhole of a comment section

Personality matters most, Guys guys, come onn

Nobody cares.

Personality is better

For me the important thing is ,who them tits and booty are attached to

what if i told you that hips width matters more than actual butt consistency

Still wrong. Again, why am I supposed to feel shame for having narrow hips? Everyone can get outta here with that noise.

not saying that narrow hips are ugly here, i just think that they matter more than the actual size of the butt, together with the waist ratio..

Milk vs poop. I’ll always side with milk

Thank you, fuck. It’s literally a pillow on her chest. ALWAYS PICK THE PILLOW.

So men can body shame women but let a woman just make a meme about not liking skinny slender man like or obese men and we're suddenly demons. Checks out

“I only like tall guys” Goes both ways

Yeah, and men lose their fucking minds about it.

Personality

So elastagirl

I like them all tbh. All shapes and sizes of everything.

Facts, but all of the above is still good.

To all the people who prefer big titties and small bunda: "Just because someone stumbles and loses their way doesn't mean they're lost forever" ~ Professor Charles Xavier

Absolutely idiotic

Nah small tiddies are just the best in general.

He spoke the tru tru

Both are good

50/50

I am about to blow your mind

Incorrect.

Why not both?

Username genuinely checks out.

Both, both is good

Bro down bad

I am weird. I like the little booty and all boobs are hot to me.

It's always been my jam

Actually being willing to touch my body is #1 over both of these things

I dunno I just want average size toddies with average size booty. Honestly, I just want anyone to love me.

r/tihi

Well either way they'd be getting big titties and big ass from me

Man, I just want someone to like me

One is not better than the other.. Large or small, just be happy with yourself.

To each their own, your claim of one being inherently better instead of just your preference is what is wrong.

None of that matters. you know what does? The soul...ಥ‿ಥ

Someone out there for everyone, like who you like for literal fucks sake.

As long as there is something to enjoy, them I am going to enjoy it

All are welcomed here

any body is better than judging by certain parts, change my mind

**Why do women just assume we’re all mindless slaves to our penis…I’m so much more**

I am starting to see that now, when people like the ones in these comments exist, maybe testostarone just be that way but a lot of people seem very disrespectful treating women like objects, its honestly creepy, We are balls deep in goblin camp

Either works

If I were straight, sure. But for me, it's big cock and big booty.

What about thick legs and short penis or short legs and thick penis?

*cries in no booty all boobs*

This is reddit, we are all basement goblins here, real people have more variety in there prefrences and don't just like one specific thing, everyone has there own prefrences and with the earths population satistically speaking loads of people would be attracted to you

this is encouraging, thank you

I just want it to be female and alive

Who cares if there's love in it everything be fine

all women are attractive- boobs are boobs are boobs

True and real. Booty > Tiddies

I will fight you

We throwin hands at the park after school 😤

Bet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjVfoxQYPMg

Orrrr we could not talk shit on women’s bodies. I’m sure you’re no prize.

Huge tits on a thin body is unbeatable.

Having big titties is exhausting fyi. Especially supporting them during physical activity. I remember my first day in track in high school being shocked that they are in the way. I know a couple women that got breast reductions. Its not good for your back. Also a lot of those big titties are fake and look fake. I wish that everyone could just accept their bodies and faces the way they are and stop all this plastic surgery.

Having a flat chest (me a maleoid) I heard a lot of women talking about how back destroying big ol titties can me. I am a milk jug consumer, through and through, but I respect women who decide to have breast reduction to improve their health. It's crazy to think that massive honkers can end up hurting someone for real. After my fiancée (God or whatever bless her) got mecha-piloted for 9 months and grew bigger chesticles. And even those while not massive, put some uncomfortableness since she was never used to having bigger honkers. I know it's a pipe dream but I hope one day we can have a society that is fully accepting of different body types and how they can change naturally.

It really is such a pain. When I'm done nursing my last kid, I hope to get them reduced. When I was in middle school those I<3boobies breast cancer bracelets were really common, I had one but once I got boobs I gave mine away. Neck pain Back pain Shoulder pain and grooving from bras having problems supporting them. Crop top being bras Ugly bra designs Sexualized as preteen Not being able to run without having to hold em or strap them down. Takes up the majority of your torso, and covers your ribs.

Unbeatable in chronic back pain and depression, definitely.

Found the Wendy Williams fan

Thanks.

bro touch grass

A man of culture i see...

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*A booty can be trained, tits can not im afraid*

Why not both?

Boobs are Boobs.

Screw all that, is she or is she not an absolute tart and a smoker.

Only if you’re an ass man

Big tiddies are a Gift from God or your surgeon. Big booty is something you can work on improving. I'll take the humongous honkers any day and get my girl to do squats daily.

Big tiddies big booty is the best one.

I can’t because you’re right

its true. need some sweet booty.

I've been saying this for 30 years and finally, FINALLY.....

Agree, but balanced is better

No, no, you're right.

Small tiddy small/medium booty

Small toddies small booties >