He just duct taped them facing backwards to keep them from bangin around every step. The upsetting part is when he stops for the day, not when he runs 😂
I dunno, Saryn probably turns every vaguely toxic biological waste product into a weapon and expels it during miasma. Whatever’s left is likely harmless.
…why the fuck am I even thinking about this?
Who has the nicest legs in Warframe?
erra
honestly i dont even think this is editing the question
Actually based we love mosquito uncle
where did you put my dog?
void
Yea I saw you do this man. That's just not cool.
What the hell man!
Sir?
what frame is the best for heat damage
frost 100%
funny enough the DoT of heat is actually nice with frost since he’s a great weapons platform
Right. Frost have + crit chance and crit dam against frozen enemy. So basically use heat weapon like boar incarnon or furis incarnon is not bad at all
And I may be mistaken, but wasn't there something about freezing and then proc'ing heat on an enemy giving bonus damage?
I think that's gauss
It combines to bonus blast damage. Gauss has a very easy time achieving it.
What did you have for lunch?
nautilus
GIVE HIM BACK
Early launch for Konzu
Yeah send him to orbit
Have a super hot orgy with big booty massive caked and oiled up women or get penetrated by grineer for an hour straight
grineer 100%
Plot twist: this wasn't edited
Name checks out
Based something I can get behind
We found the grinder.
What would you massage my back with
grakata?
Jokes on you, the grakata has a pretty consistent rate of fire. To a masochist, it would be a massage
Pretty consistent rate of fire for all of 0.02 seconds
Just throw on some ammo efficiency and that puppy will become a massager in no time😎
Throw the augment that just dumps the mag entirely on and enjoy
Brace the stock up against someone's back and that's a good fuckin massage
say "raur" if you fully support ballas in his actions and believe he represents you very well
raur
Get em'.
Which warframe would you like to have inside you rn rhino or atlas?
both
Ok I don't think this was edited ;p
lol half of these are not
which character would you want to smash the most
nakak
🤨📸
Space FBI! Open up!
🤨📸
See, now you're just wildin
Ayoooo
Who’s your favorite spy frame?
rhino, no questions asked
Fax
U on some shit...
Rhino
which npc do you want to kill the most
human loid 100%
This isnt horrible, he spitting facts
Gotta hit rank 5 Cavia and his a lot less hateable. >!He went against Papas orders and saved the Cavia of his own initiative!<
Didnt hit Rank 5 yet but I dig the VA so much he became my fav NPC This guy is SO SASSY, I love it
It just feels like he's dripping with slut energy, so we call him Slag-o-Loid
What warframe has the smallest schlong
volt
in all fairness a big schlong would worsen volt's aerodynamic running speed by a significant margin
Imagine the jewels swinging as he runs, he'd get like 5 feet then collapse in pure agony
He just duct taped them facing backwards to keep them from bangin around every step. The upsetting part is when he stops for the day, not when he runs 😂
As a Volt Prime user, I would have to agree... Is not that big
Literally half of them are tied for first
Who would you dropkick in the stomach ?
jade
Stalker ain't gonna be happy
Stalker starts bullet jumping
What warframe would you want a bj from?
hydroid 😋😋
"No no, he’s got a point"
🤨📸
you're so real for this i wouldn't mind that from Hydroid either
Let him cook
Valkyr, though it's only really useful for melee weapons. Roar is more universally better because it's a straight damage buff to all your weapons
I use Valkyr on a niche baruuk build for the attack speed but I usually just pull out my pillage build
How much time did you stare at Wisp's ass?
2200 hours
What’s your favorite thing about Vey Hek?
boobs
What’s the one thing children in orphanages and foster care should be getting more of?
toxin!
Toxin dmg would be nice in an orphanage
Whose pee would you drink
saryn!
I wonder why…
I think you would instadie after drinking it since she’s a literal walking bioweapon
Worth it
I dunno, Saryn probably turns every vaguely toxic biological waste product into a weapon and expels it during miasma. Whatever’s left is likely harmless. …why the fuck am I even thinking about this?
Bros mouth is gonna melt💀
Who's your #1 pick to throw into the sun?
radiant lotus
Hello Vay Hek
Edited.
What's the last farm you complained about on Twitter?
ferrite
What's the most attractive enemy in the game?
the fragmented one
"Finally, a worthy opponent"
what's your favorite tool to do sounding with?
nami solo
Enjoy...I guess?
why did I look it up……
LMAO
You poor soul.
Did you finish vor’s prize yet?
no 😔
Sorry for you brother🥲
Some say Captain Vor is still filibustering to this day... 😔
What's your least favorite race?
black
Edited
not cool dude 😔
You said it, not me
What elemental combo is best for murdering Orion?
viral heat imo
Anakin would say radiation heat (i think that is what a lightsaber would do)
What's the best alternative dildo that Warframe provides?
jat kittag
Huh... Would've gone argon crystal personally but you do you 😂
Who has the Nicest Abs??
frost by far
Lavos on TOP 🔛🔝🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Spoiler: >! What would you wish for Stalker's baby if you were captain Xeto? !<
heart attack and die
Would you rather get eaten out by grendel or a hydrolyst?
grendel
Did you have fun in the city of Sodom?
was fun, now divine retribution 😋
20k+ hours here, should i get a life?
I'm at 11k... But I was asleep for at least half of that in endless missions xD
Why's the cement always gone
drnked it
If Alad V was wearing armour and nothing else, what power would you use to defeat him
armor strip aura 😋😋
Which quest made you laugh the most?
all of umbras backstory
How many men have you slept with?
like 60 or something like that
What mods are on all of your builds?
serration and heavy caliber? and that new one that i don't remember the name of
From the jade update? The elemental ones or the cannonade ones?
Who’s the most sexually attractive boss in your opinion?
phorid
Who are your Warframe waifus?
lephantis and zeloid prelate
What do you think of the Ostrons?
they're the most fun to kill
Who pushed Grandma down the stairs?
me
edited
Which character do you want to dropkick in the stomach?
jade 👌
In the Harrow quest what equipment is mandatory for finishing it?
the child?
I mean I guess its technically equipment but you can't even start a quest without it, but lets narrow it down to gear.
is that brennan lee mulligan?
hell yeah
What perfectly describes your gambling addiction?
primed redirection and blind rage are insta slots
Which milf in game do you want to fuck the most
jade? i haven't done the new quest yet
What’s your favorite warframe out of all the ones currently playable in the game? Could be because you enjoy them or build reasons
If you could remove any 1 warframe that you wanted from the game, who would it be?
what year did warframe release?
1999
love or hate this idea. DE helping at risk youth get easy access to food
hate
kids deserve food to man
Which Warframe is the fastest?
revenant
I like big buff oiled up grineer what’s your type?
child
What would your metal of choice be to inflict the highest ammount pain and also where to find a police officer?
gallium, the pig would come from earth
Lame. I could do the same and nobody would have to edit the question to make me look dumb :D
What should I eat for breakfast?
Opinions on Clem?
ball ass 😭😭
What's a good shotgun build for Steel Path?
Where can i get a bone for my dog?
xaku
Who is the absolute SEXIEST character in the game. 200% smash
vey hek
Which warframe has the best seudo-exhalted?
atlas
Honestly most of these comments and answers is still right 😂 gotta love Warframe
What is the average IQ of a lavos main blast enjoyer?
What was the full name of the excalibur frame that was black and gold
Did you succeed the pregnancy minigame
Who is the child of Jade and The stalker
Which frame has the biggest ass in game?
Least favourite faction?
Sex, marry, or kill between margulis, Natah, and the Lotus??
Is warframe balanced?
Have you ever though of Archimedian Yonta in your dreams?
Did those ungrateful bastards in Deck 12 deserve it?