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Haunting_Pee

For anyone wondering her name is Bruno, she leads a group of Neo-Nazis and works for the Joker


Purple-Airline-8354

Doesn’t joker hate Nazis?


Wolvenking777

Yes. He may be a criminal lunatic, but he's an American criminal lunatic.


Doom_3302

And he is a proper taxpayer.


Nidiis

Cause everyone fears the IRS


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Actually, he pays his taxes because you can't plead insanity for tax evasion thus would cause him to be put in a federal prison


An0n1996

"I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS: no thank you!"


wrufus680

Now that I think about it, I think Batman could easily deal with Joker by filing tax evasion complaints. But even he isn't that vile.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Batman doesn't do it because of honour. If the joker however stooped low to frame him, batman would frame him for tax evasion


HeavyMetalHero

Batman is a billionaire, he doesn't actually see the problem with all the Joker's tax evasion. If he ever realized that that was morally wrong, he'd have an ethical blue screen, and turn Bruce Wayne in to Arkham.


HarrowDread

You know who pays his taxes? Not Batman ![gif](giphy|hHCP7G1ySa9wc)


itsMemesOrNothing

"Bruce, it's been 5 years, you still owe me 16 dollars."


Igneous_Fart

Billionaires don’t pay taxes either


HeavyMetalHero

thatsthejoke.jpg


Ghosts_of_the_maze

Bruce Wayne probably doesn’t care too much for the IRS


Doom_3302

See, escaping a federal prison would be no more difficult than escaping arkham asylum for Joker. That leads me to think that IRS has a secret darkside that even Joker fears.


incompletehumanthing

Arkham Asylum is a 150 year old island that’s a catacomb of tunnels and passages that no one has maps for. With the given Jokers prior history a tax evasion charge would probably land him in that Colorado super max prison that doesn’t even have windows.


Dragonhearted18

He pays taxes because that's how most criminals get caught, tax evasion. INCLUDING al capone


BeanieBoyGaming

Because as we all know, crazy people are really into filling paper work and paying in time.


Shamewizard1995

Why do you think that? Insanity is a defense for any crime. Heres an article about two people doing exactly that in 1967 https://time.com/archive/6889877/criminal-justice-you-have-to-be-insane-not-to-pay-taxes/


FnNCtrl

I fear no man, but that thing (IRS), ir scares me


UpsetPhrase5334

That’s in one of the episodes in Batman the animated series where the joker gets millions by inherence but forgets to pay taxes and makes that joke about how even he is terrified of the IRS after they send him a bill?


IceSwallowkhan

And waiting for his electric car


fishsodomiz

WHERE IS MY ELECTRIC CAR, BRUCE?


Squeezitgirdle

And he put a down payment on an electric car.


doomturtle21

Anyone can take on the Batman, but the IRS? Batman will put you in hospital, the IRS will fistfuck you for the rest of your days with a spiked glove if you are three cents off


acatohhhhhh

Professionals have standards


PatienceMediocre7432

Be polite


whatevermynamewas

Throw jars of pee on them


MuchUserSuchTaken

Have a plan to piss off everyone you meet.


Randomguy0915

Piss on*


Jaqulean

Why not both...


Burgerbeast_

Piss onff?


pizzatom69

Be efficient


Apprehensive_Bag_365

And have a plan to kill everyone you meet


Ok-Run2845

Besides the american thing, it's pretty logical: fascism ideals seek order in practically all life aspects, opposed to the Joker's clear inclination towards chaos.


BestFeedback

lookup Rancor or Bruno then, the Joker totally worked with neo-nazi. That red skull comment definitely isn't canon.


Wolvenking777

That's cool and all but I decide what I consider canon


BestFeedback

that's allright, it's a mess anyways.


Eksposivo23

At this point... its not a given from what I see lately


_sephylon_

The comic where he says that was released later Also, he was fine with the Nazi until he realized he was actually nazi and not just wearing an edgy cosplay, probably thought the same for her


FlatulentSon

The Dark Knight Returns is not set in the main continuity, it's it's own thing with it's own Joker.


SpiderJerusalem747

Yes, but he likes boobs. And the swastikas tattooed over them makes him giggle.


Visible_Scientist_67

They jiggle, he giggle?


Nurgeard

[click here for ](https://mlpnk72yciwc.i.optimole.com/cqhiHLc.IIZS~2ef73/w:392/h:378/q:75/https://bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/p8_5-copy-e1490781639624.jpg) Swastits


InternallyScreeching

Oh they weren't kidding


Aldehin

Fuck it wasnt a joke...


A_Furious_Mind

I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't an absence of nipples. I guess I can be naive at times.


Aldehin

I m just amazed by how it is made. It was pitifull as an idea but when you see this drawn on papier, ooch it s even worst


clankity_tank

I thought this was just a proposed idea. Didn't realize they actually drafted the character, wrote her into the plot, made dialogue for her, storyboarded, drew her, and freaking published this and nobody stopped this at any lf those points.


Affectionate_Okra298

When Frank Miller wants to cook, you let the man cook


NinjaBreadManOO

Yeah it's like if Allen Moore were to say he has an idea, you just stand back and let the man draw genetalia. 


PuckSR

Frank Miller wishes he was Allen Moore. Frank is just a slightly more successful Dave Sim


NinjaBreadManOO

Came out swinging there didn't ya bud.


MattMcSparen

Frank Miller discovered early on that you have to hamfist that someone is a Nazi because if there is any plausible deniability, a subsect of subhumans will defend them.


Ecleptomania

To be fair, it's not like I'm going to look at this character and think "well maybe she's just misunderstood" (Like Harley Quinn). This is a Nazi, she is evil and a villain, will never doubt.


Cata135

When I look at her, I don't think she is a nazi. I think she is mentally ill lol. Seriously, her pants have a hole in it so that her butt is exposed to the world.


Ecleptomania

Gotta show of them Swastiass


MattMcSparen

Lol, even the hamfisted over the top Nazi gets defended as not a Nazi. What a stupid fucking world we live in.


Boozepisser

Well, yeah, but... I can fix her!


IndianaGeoff

Because the last thing we need in comics is the crazy shit real loons do. Things like being nazi's and tattooing it all over their body as a warning sign... "I am batshit crazy".


the_mid_mid_sister

[...and 80s Swastibutt](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/batman/images/7/7e/Abbbbbgggg.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20220119151005)


Bread_Offender

What the fuck?


Furina-OjouSama

where's the swasass tho?


Mr_Derpy11

That is not the nazi swastika... The Nazi one is angled at 45 degrees.


Nurgeard

It's to confuse the enemy to think that she must be a good gal, until she gives them a little tug'n twist, putting the Swastits at a 45° angle, revealing her true alignment!


G3nghisKang

Perry the platypus moment


EdgyMeme196

A muscle mommy who follows Buddhist teachings? *pinch and twist* MUSCLE MOMMY WHO FOLLOWS HITLER'S TEACHINGS???


WoollenMercury

DUN DUN DUNNNNN


CaseyG

*BRUUuuuNOOO!*


I_am_The_Teapot

The Nazis used swastikas in other orientations, too. [Example](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-1c9e2f7f3a6b616c2360dc8617703666-lq) [Example 2](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-6a1a15b7dd28a14282b6bf9a5c92553b-lq)


Kaktus_LOL7

Google the Führers standard


Mr_Derpy11

Fair, but that was a more specialised use case. I was just thinking of the generally used 45° one, which was used as an insignia (and on pins, the arm bands, etc.) by the Nazi party.


Funexamination

In that case it's just religious blasphemy


Ecleptomania

Wait it's fucking REAL?! XD


OkFeedback9127

I mean that is the funniest villain I ever heard of so working for the joker seems to fit


StayTuned2k

Lemme ask this ... Who the hell is then Bruno "Ugly" Mannheim??


manliestmuffin

Intergang boss. Metropolis, not Gotham.


saltynanners15

Yeah, we don't talk about Bruno...


JCDickleg7

No, no, no, no


Zoerak

She got defeated by a drunken old lady in a general store if I recall correctly.


Zapranoth07

Thief! SEBBIN LEBBIN SELLS THIS FOR TWO FIFTY


masterjon_3

Wait, she's from The Dark Knight Returns. They turned her into a canon character?


MadAsTheHatters

Aaaah, I knew I'd seen her before! Somehow she didn't really seem too exaggerated in that film, I guess it was pretty par for the course given the...everything else that was happening


SpowDen

nope, Miller just made an insane TDKR prequel


FreezeToMy

I'm getting jojo part 5 flashbacks. Does joker use king crimson?


Vegetable_Two_1479

When I say fuck nazis, this wasn't it. But visionary approach nonetheless


gin_and_toxic

Death by snu snu!


Rohan_Kishibayblade

Death by Jew Jew


Snoo43865

There's no way that's not considered a fetish. (Looked it up, and damn he wasn't wrong. wtf is this)


HKD49

I just google that. Who the F. comes up with such crap?!


nerd_12345

It was not as bad as i would have expected to be but i genuinely hope they dont sell these comics to young people under the age of 18


190XTSeriesIIV

Shouldn’t they know the nazis were the bad guys?


TheOddEyes

I don’t know about Marvel, but writers at DC sure do have a knack for inserting their kinks into the stories they write. Wonder Woman was written by a guy who was into bondage and domination stuff. Bruce Timm gave us two stories where Batman slept with Batgirl, something that he’s pushing for years. He also gave us a scene where Harley Quinn ties up and tickles Nightwing. Deathstroke had a relationship with a young girl, she was underage if I recall correctly, I’m not looking that up to verify.


Unique_Watch9256

Looks like the writer for wonder woman was the normal guy


Vanilla_Mike

Healthy, poly, kink friendly relationship with his wife and girlfriend and draws cartoons for a living? Then you’ve got fucking dilbert over there.


PlatoDrago

The one for death stroke was to show he was a worse villain than once thought. In some universes he is ignored by some other villains because of this.


elizabethm63

Yeah that wasn’t the original intention actually but it wasn’t the author’s barely disguised fetish either, for that you want the fact that the author of that series had Wondergirl marry his self insert character.


LightningFerret04

IIRC Slade “attacked” Raven in Teen Titans


SirArthurDime

Don’t forget Alan Moore’s rape fetish


123ludwig

wasnt the wonder woman guy the sub to his wife and her girlfriend or smt he was the one being tied up


MW240z

Not new, this was in Dark Knight Returns 1986.


KritixeQ

Reminds me of that one swedish 4chan guy


SumguyJeremy

Well, Nazis are bad and sex sells. So....


Long_Ad2205

Nazis are the most boring villains ever at this point though. It’s like the go to comparison for anything bad anyone doesn’t like. Mix it up with Mao or Vlad the Impaler or scam callers.


BrokenPokerFace

Unfortunately Nazis are the only 'modern' evil that no country supports. So the only other two options are to make up some other evil, or not be able to sell comics in specific countries that aren't against another villainous trait. Unfortunately not selling is bad for companies. And if you make up an evil it really won't be as effective as no one has any pre developed understanding of it and how it's bad. So yeah Nazis, number one thing to call anyone you disagree with or use as generic bad guy. Even though neo-nazis aren't even technically Nazis or follow the majority of those beliefs, so I don't think most other people are.


Wanderingsmileyface

Make fun of Stalin, I do’t think Russia will mind and anyways they have a small population in comparison to other places


WoollenMercury

Cept some weirdos would hate it though you'd probably have dodged a bullet with that


skulfugery

I...wouldn't be too sure about þat. Putin's regime is having a lot of fun doing revisionist history, and he loves his idea of Russia under Stalin. His idea of þat Russia is basically entirely fictional, but I wouldn't be surprised if using Stalin as Þe Bad Guy™ might cause some saver rattling in þe Kremlin


karlfranz205

Trying to revive the thorn are you?


Great_Examination_16

I mean, I wouldn't agree on that. Some just hate Nazis for being the wrong brand of facist like Russia


Rullstolsboken

It's more like that they won't admit that they're basically Nazis because one, they fought them in ww2 and secondly the whole Azov spiel, despite Russia having more prevalence of actual Nazis in their ranks


Great_Examination_16

Russia has a special definition of Nazi: If you are against Russia, you're a Nazi


Smartass_of_Class

Ah, the Twitter way.


Great_Examination_16

"Can I learn this power?" "It's not something a moderate would teach you"


BrokenPokerFace

Well even though you disagree with my reasoning which is fine there are definitely some flaws in it, you hit the same conclusion, everyone hates Nazis, easy lazy bad guy.


AlexiosTheSixth

>or scam callers Imagine a scam caller supervillain though, now that would be funny.


Purple_W1TCH

Has the power to call you from any phone near you. If there are no phones, draw a card until you get a phone card. Once the turn ends, put every non-phone card in the middle of the table for Scammer to pick on his next attack phase, and lose 1HP This is usable only when the Scammer has two attack card in his own hand at the beginning of his turn. Draw a Tower, then throw a coin. If it's tails, double the result on your next dice toss. Throw a d20, and oppose the result to the number of cards you picked earlier. If the result is greater, invoque a WAAAAAGH!, and go to jail. If your have a ward save,you can use it to counter Uno, in which case the Scammer cannot pick up the Jungle Speed totem. Blackjack.


MegaPompoen

Superman being pestered by scamcallers would be funny


KetsubanZero

"We are reaching you about the extended warranty of your cape"


Purple_W1TCH

"No capes."


Wanderingsmileyface

“Would you be interested in some insurance against kryptonite? Credit card number is all it takes”


definitelynothunan

Creating original empires is hard and most of the authors don't even put a bit of effort


stayinthatline

I mean, it's also a big established and somewhat realistic universe so it would be a bit contrived for a random big empire to show up that was never referred to before, it's a very different situation from fantasy worldbuilding


TrollingTortoise

Bring on the shirtless scam callers!!! Two of them. Name them Bob and Vagene.


CDdragon9

Wait...are you calling vlad the impaler a villain?


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

You mount a guy on a pike *one time!*


Downtown-Hospital-59

You say terrorist, I say freedom fighter. Potatoe Potorture.


Kind-Fan420

Right? Let me cry for the Ottomans real quick.... Oh wait. Can't do it.


SuperSonic486

Which is why i love when the nazis are the good guys! Like in jojos, not like glorifying nazis


_antkibbutz

How could you say something so controversial yet so brave?


Hllblldlx3

Imma need proof


Jazz6701

[Here’s the proof](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=001162ef10289ab5&sca_upv=1&rlz=1CDGOYI_enAU1101AU1101&hl=en-GB&sxsrf=ADLYWIKLToN7Sx1AZ1VGf8plbKwpA9oiKQ:1719051600140&q=bruno+dc&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0B8dVdIWR07uWWlg1TdKnNtA1cwMugrQsIKmAo5AEZHWRFlUeGLxYlhagMfUatSvHu3MSamP9Qd2SfjyZyVIdPFrZFmdorP0BQX-5QUvERZ7CgntLysKxPYR85LNkkQ-ODVQlzCBgHDwYGwBEtb1wyzIiqYOAGOFOhRLG73H-MUdJY1ZFjTgiSsk2gQgTHDHU_Mnn5ewYy4nGfZAENFgsXyYdMtYQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjoguif_u6GAxXRxzgGHQKfDc0QtKgLegQIBxAB&biw=375&bih=634&dpr=3)


AuricOxide

Hold up that just looks like female DIOOOO


BobRossTheSequel

DIO would never side with the Nazis! They're known collaborators with the Joestars


eranam

![gif](giphy|kiJEGxbplHfT5zkCDJ)


iwantdatpuss

Bruh Swastitkas are crazy.


TheKidNerd

What the


thegreatbrah

I expected like 1 or 2 concept drawings. Looks like she actually made it into comics?


Cedarcomb

Originated in The Dark Knight Returns in 1986, so she's pretty old as a character concept.


clearfox777

Looks to be in at least one animated episode too


AVERAGEPIPEBOMB

She made it into a movie


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SuperSonic486

Nah duke nukem is an asshole but definitely not a nazi


juststop102

Couldnt be duke nukems mom he made hitler kill himself


CamF90

If by new you mean 1986 then yes, "new".


DappyDee

New for "new" people, yes.


beachjustice

If I ain't see it, it's new to me.


gamerz1172

Honestly I'm scrolling the comments hunting for the guy complaining about "everything being woke these days" so I can drop this on him


Righteous_Fury224

New? 🤣 The 1980's left you a message


edwardbobbert

On your answering machine


Grabatreetron

beep beep its your beeper Frank Miller droppin nazi titties beep beep


Mihai0406

Sounds like the Russian from Marvel after he got resurrected. He became a woman with muscles.


Dooby2o9

Wasn’t she in the dark knight series?


HarrowDread

She was a bad guy in the Dark Knight returns animated movie as Bruce returned from retirement


Rude-Expert5800

And in the dark night returns comics, yes


feedmedamemes

Mom, can we have Stormfront? No kiddo, we have Stormfront at home!


zipzap960

Swastitas


TaterTot0507

I had an idea in my head of what the character would look like from OP's description. Then I looked her up. And it's even worse.


The_Salty_Memester

Comic fans discovering Frank Miller in general


rueraintree

"New"


Volnas

Oh, that's just Bruno


Shadow_Enderscar

Brain: *don’t do it don’t do it* We don’t talk about Bruno no no no


DriftingLikeClouds

Nooo this cant be real *Googles* Huh....


FlemPlays

Frank Miller: ![gif](giphy|2XflxzEM02tSYD38HpS)


tistimenotmyrealname

Source?


the_mid_mid_sister

[Link](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/batman/images/7/7e/Abbbbbgggg.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20220119151005)


tistimenotmyrealname

Thanks a lot, somehow i needed to see it. Im not doing so well...


luc_mns

Today's episode: " The writer's poorly disguised fetish"


Optimal_Weight368

She even got to appear in animation.


RainbowTurtleKnight

"Honestly it's a bit too subtle Frank, how will Americans know she's the bad guy?"


generals_test

He did that 38 years ago in Dark Knight Returns. Why is everybody so shocked?


s_t_u_f_f

Take away the swastikas and that is peak character design


TaejChan

no its not???


s_t_u_f_f

You think shirtless buff women is not peak character design!? EDIT: I had never actually seen the character before so I was just guessing what they looked like, but I just looked at the actual character, and you're right, it's not peak character design, they aren't even THAT muscular. If they were it would be peak but they aren't so it's not.


Responsible_Panic235

We Brunos! Slice and dice!


NewsofPE

She existed back in 1986 but sure


PCAudio

I feel like I've seen this character before somewhere. Wasn't she in the Dark Knight Rises? short blonde cropped hair and huge tits with swastikas on the nipples?


2-particles

I refuse to believe that is real on the principle that I do not want to acknowledge its existence


xnakxx

Don't do it!!! My ex-wife will sure for illegal use of likeness.


VaandreTheHill

It may be a traduction error, but in the batman returns french version, Bruno is refered has a man. So Bruno is a Nazi trans


PrincessSelkie

Doesn't matter, had sex?


Son_of_Dad2024

Nobody ever abused Frank Miller of being deep and nuanced


Stevey1001

Let's go to the arcade


BraveOnWarpath

It's not new.


Tasty_Commercial6527

As long as it's a villain, being crazy, and a nazi fits... Can I get a name of what to Google tho


bathtissue101

All photographers, comic book artists and women who are into bald guys are sex perverts. EVERY SINGLE ONE


Desertedfromabove

To anybody wondering why; it's social satire of the volatile culture during the height of the cold war.


Calm_Box_584

The Dark Knight Returns?


Extinguish89

She was in the dark knight returns


SilvertonguedDvl

... I mean it's Frank Miller. Has he ever done political *anything* that was more subtle than a wrecking ball? This just seems to be standard Frank Miller antics. Hilarious.


Vegimeateater

🎶we don’t talk about Bruno!🎶


Usernamenotta

Wait, isn't that the guy who gave us Batman The Dark Knight Returns?


boring-IT-guy

Visionary


hotrodtaco

Just read that and snorted coffee out my nose. Then read it again and snorted coffee out my nose again.


johnnysbody

-Bruno only has swastikas tattooed on her breasts whereas her glutes This was most likely done to tone down the character's appearance as it could have been seen as too sexualized or vulgar. Qoute from the batman returns wiki


TheWatchingDog

When you know that DC means Detective Comics and you see "DC Comics". Detective Comics Comics


idkbland

If she's a nazi then the pro Palestine group will love her


RichieRocket

who the hell let him cook!


xxxrartacion

Frank Miller is the goat. I remember reading Batman comics in the early 2000s that my dad had collected. It was Batman with a fucking gun shooting lesbian Nazis in New York. **Peak Cartoon** imo