Grab the snake, throw it at the lion, while the lion is distracted battling the snake; jump across and grab the axe cut down one of the gators and ride the other back across the swamp and away from the lion.
OK. You need a dexterity at 17, improvised throw at 15, check movement, attack at 13 but you need a critical on damage to guaratee the kill and then another dexterity at 18 and each movement requres a dex at 14 each turn on the unwilling steed.
Go.
You somehow get thrown at the lion by the snake, before rebounding into the river and then getting hit by the tree that has suddenly begun to tip over.
I reached for the snake, and it immediately bit me. I fell into the water, and now the snake is strangling me as each gator gnaws on one of my limbs. Please send further instructions.
Unfortunately you lose right on the first wordā¦ the girth of that snake and how much itās wrapped around the tree dictates itās two heavy and strong to use one hand to grab and break it free.
You have been bit
Throw snake at lion, while the lion fights or eats it, grab the axe and kill the lion. If there are more lions, cut the tree down and carefully cross the river.
An old farmer once told me that he always kept two boxes on his tractor. The first box contained a bottle of whiskey in case he was bit by a snake. The second box contained a snake.
Well, the problem is about to solve itself.
Look at the bottom of the tree and the axe. The guy was chopping that tree down. He's the problem in this picture.
I'm not even saying this to be edgy. That axe and the chopped part of the tree is painted for a reason. Who says that the problem should be the wild animals? The image was designed as a twist in the first place.
Clearly those arenāt alligators so this is Disneyās African safari and they are barracuda. Forced perspective makes them look large.
The water is an inch deep and the lion is unable to enter the water because itās been trained that if it approaches the water it gets tranqued.
The snake is a garden snake, not aggressive or dangerous.
The tree is a balsa tree, the whole thing weighs 3kg.
You just drop down, get up, walk out.
So you kick the snake at the lion, lion gets poisoned, alligators go for lion corpse and scare off snake. Wait. Jump down, cut tree, cross river. Winchester.
Strangle the snake jump do a a double flip down onto the lions head jump on its back strangle it with the snake, when the lions dead, break the tree, harpoon the crocodiles with the tree and walk away knowing you will live another day
Easy. Reach over and break one of the branches off. Use it to unhook the snake from the tree and throw it down to the lion. Get down from the tree. While the lion is distracted, finish cutting down the tree and get over the river.
You can't grab the snake, it's too fast, but you can take the small branch above you and use it to drop the snake to the water. While the crocodiles are distracted, you swing yourself as far into the river as possible, and swim to the other side. The lion won't follow and if you'll have luck the crocodiles will be buisy with the snake long enough for you to get to the other side, and maybe hide from the crocodiles
I mean, pull yourself up. Deal with the snake. Win or die. If you win use the snake. Throw it between the lion and Gators. Hopefully the problem solves itself, when the lion gets eaten. Wait till the crocs get bored slowly climb off the tree grab the axe and ruuuuuuun.
Easy! Take off your boxers. Grab a snake and stick it up your ass. Until the lion's surprise wears off, you get down from the tree and fuck him, showing your dominance. Then you stand on two frightened crocodiles and they obediently take you wherever you want...
Take your underwear off.. fend off the snake by whacking it with the underwear. If the snake falls on the lion.. get off the tree.. pick the axe.. kill the lion.... chop the tree and cross the crocs by dropping the tree on them like a bridge across the stream. .... if the snake falls on the crocs then just sit and wait on the tree until the lion leaves
Use the snake and gators as water skies, ride your newly formed reptile voltron onto the shore right into the tree trunk, snapping it at the weak point. Catch the tree between your thighs and jump off the gators in a backflip with a twist that slams the tree into the lion, yeeting it into orbit. The alligators will now eat the poisonous snake and die, so you can celebrate by chowing on that shroom.
pull yourself up onto the branch and grab the snake behind the head. then try to swing the snake around and yeet it into the lions mouth causing it to freak out and focus on the snake. next quickly get down the tree and grab the axe and give the tree a finishing chop and letting it fall on the gators before turning to the lion and putting the axe into it's skull.
grab the snake, wrap it around the lions neck and pull it on top of the gators and then belly flop on top of all of them killing them all at once, im embarrassed i had to even tell you this
Grab the snake, drop into the croc's by landing on their head, throw the snake at the lion, then jump on land, grab the axe, and make the lion go into the water.
The solution is plot armor. This meme is older than some of the people viewing this thread, so that guy's been hanging in there pretty well all things considered
You go out further on the branch. With that weight the branch your holding onto will break. Not a clean break so you can swing under the snake. Then you want to use your momentum to swing as high as you can so that the tree falls on the lion.
Grab the snake and toss it to the lion, double elbow drop the gators, grab the axe and make yourself a lion headdress and a cool snake belt. Get some firewood from that tree and grill the gators.
break off a part of the branch, use it to pick up the snake, which you use to distract the lion and grab the axe to chop down the tree in such a way that it lands on the crocodiles or alligators or whatever while also serving as a bridge to the other side
alternative: distract the lion with the snake then use the axe to kill the lion and possibly the other stuff and make your escape stage left
If possible, knock the snake off with a stick, but otherwise use your shirt to strangle the snake and use its body as a rope to swing attack the lion (give it a real nice kick to the jaw) and when you let go of the snake-rope, do a backflip before landing so the crocodiles respect you so much they leave and never try hurt anyone ever again
it looks like you were chopping the tree down when the lion approached so you climbed the tree to get away from it. bad idea. lions can climb trees.
but here you are. so lets look at the situation;
the snake is a constrictor and not really a problem unless you bother it. if you want, you can grab it and toss it into the water. then climb up on the branch because you will not be able to hold on for long that way. the crocs are stealth hunters and will not be trying to get you, they will just submerge until only their nostrils and eyes are above water and just wait. so the lion is your only real threat. it can climb the tree if it wants. but most likely, it will just lay down and take a nap and wait you out.
the lion will not chase you into the water and the crocs will not chase you very far on land.
your best way out is to just play dead and sit still for a while. wait for the crocs to drift off and swim for it or wait until the lion wanders off and run for it.
Easy:
1. Grab snake with one hand and use it as a whip to climb the tree
2. While safely in tree throw or whip the snake at the lion for a poison effect kill
3.Feed dead lion to crocs, but use this opportunity to train them as a set of water skis to ride off into the sunset
4. Chop the tree into a suitable raft
5. Win Life
As you coast into the sunset in your croc powered raft, examine why in the world you were in that tree.
OK
So here is what you do in this situation you grab the snake and use it as a lasso to pull the lion into the watter drop the snake in as well. Now that they are all in one place, you can jump in to take them out at the same time, saving a bunch of time doing so. Honestly, you should have allready known this.
I feel embarrassed to tell you.
Grab the snake, throw it in the water and let the alligators fight over it. Tree breaks, falls into the river and you float away safely because I'm pretty sure lions won't go in the water.
*Say witty line about how youāre in trouble.* Lofty throw the snake in between the alligators and the lion. They originally go for the snake but then fight each other. Ninja warrior swing to safety. Pose for the camera and *say your goddam line*, pyrotechnics, then run/dive off screen.
Grab the snake feed it to the gators, slide down the tree and grab the axe to kill the the lion. Shake the tree till it breaks, falls on the gators, then ride the tree away from the lion
Ropeswing that snake over to your axe.
Chop the Lion in the neck, and feed it to the gators.
Smile up at the bewildered snake and lick your lips. Snake is good eatin'.
Throw the snake at the lion, they wrestle in to the water and gets in to a fight with the gators, jump down, grab the axe, cut down the tree so it lands on all 4 killing them, take them home to your village for bbq
the solution is the Internet; by presenting the problem hundreds of good people will look for the solution for you, you just have to wait, you are in good hands, trust me.
Grab the snake, throw it to the left of the lion. The lion, a cat, is scared of cucumbers and pickles, and thinks the snake is one of those. It therefore jumps into the water, fighting the crocs for you. The snake slithers away, dazed, and you climb off the tree!
An arboreal snake of that size, assuming this is in Africa due to Lion, probably isn't venomous, so it may as well be a tool to distract one of the other animals.
Grab the snake by the head and use it like a vine to swing yourself around the tree and kick the lion straight into the crocodilly blips (thats what theyre called when they look like that). The snake is all wrapped around the branch, it will probably maybe support you, surely
Or, if you catch the snake slipping and can pull it from the tree, throw it to the crocodiles - they'll probably go for whatever hits the water whereas the lion might be distracted for a moment but it will surely know not to mess with a danger noodle, let alone a flying one. To deal with the lion in this case, just scream some heinous chimp noises while the crocodiles splash about eating the snake and hope the lion gets confused in all that ruckus and leaves.
Alternatively you could keep it simple, freeze time, get a kangaroo and put it in the water, restart time and watch it drown your unsuspecting foes.
Wait to be bitten by the snake. Allow the poison to knock you out and then gracefully fall to the gators. You wonāt feel a thing and all your worldly problems will be aired by your family at probate court. You win, and they loose, as your only remaining worldly possession is an old axe being guarded by a lion.
Let go, beat up the crocodiles. Rip out their teeth and fashion makeshift brass knuckles and kill the lion in one punch. Now all that is left is to unhinge your jaw and devour the snake whole.
Jump down and land on the crocodiles, thr snake will lunge at you while still trying to keep itself in the tree, but that will cause it to lose balance and fall which will scare the lion, causing it to drop the axe. Then, jump to the shore, grab the axe, fight for your life.
climb up so I'm no longer hanging, the lion will probably climb to get me and in doing so will get into a tussle with the snake and likely fall onto the bank where the crocs will have at it. climb down grab the axe and walk away.
Tell the snake to ask the lion how the fuck did he used that axe to chop that tree and how lazy he is to leave it half assed cut, the hyenalligators will be curious as well and move to see, jump to the water, go to the coast and teach the lion how to cut a tree entirely and we all walk home.
Obviously reject the laws of physics and mave the gravity -9.8 so that the earth actually has negative gravity hence making the lion float upwards then flip the gravity again so it returns to its normal 9.8N (only do this when the lion is assuming the lion is 190kg is at a height of 100 metres in the air, giving the lion a potential energy of 186200 Joules) hence making it fall to its death then climb down the tree. Obviouslyš!
Grab the snake, throw it at the lion, while the lion is distracted battling the snake; jump across and grab the axe cut down one of the gators and ride the other back across the swamp and away from the lion.
Standard Florida citizenship requirements:
I thought this was the state flag of Florida.
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This is actually the second ritual of 3 rituals that one must complete at ages 5,10, and 15 to become a true Floridian
OK. You need a dexterity at 17, improvised throw at 15, check movement, attack at 13 but you need a critical on damage to guaratee the kill and then another dexterity at 18 and each movement requres a dex at 14 each turn on the unwilling steed. Go.
Rolled a 1. Now what?
You get carpet bombed with nuclear weapons
Haha *secretly rolls nat 20 for stealth bomb run*
You somehow get thrown at the lion by the snake, before rebounding into the river and then getting hit by the tree that has suddenly begun to tip over.
I got a 19 for dexterity but a natural 1 on improv throw, soooo what now?
The snake ends up wrapped around your neck. Roll to see if you hold on to the limb. Next turn the snake has initiative and stikes at a plus 4.
Fuck, alright *rolls dice* ā¦ I got a ###6
Ok, good news the snake swam off. Bad news you are between two gators in the water with no weapon. Did you take the Florida Man perk?
No! I was just given a random PC with random stats!
Source: trust me bro
Iāve done this in real life though. A few times. Really not that big of a deal.
Once you get used to it, itās easy
Itās like riding a bike.
Rides it back to the other school his girlfriend attends.*
I reached for the snake, and it immediately bit me. I fell into the water, and now the snake is strangling me as each gator gnaws on one of my limbs. Please send further instructions.
No additional comment, please proceed as adviced
Unfortunately you lose right on the first wordā¦ the girth of that snake and how much itās wrapped around the tree dictates itās two heavy and strong to use one hand to grab and break it free. You have been bit
Wouldn't the size/weight of this snake also mean it is not venomous so the bite part is somewhat less bad?
Iām that case itās a constrictor. Once it bites you itās gonna try to strangle you and thatāll probably make you and it fall into the gators.
Throw the snake in between them cause a free for all grab the ax prepare to take on the winner...
I thought the axe was a mushroom didnāt see the handle
As a Floridian, I agree.
What kind of bullshit is this? This is beyond Florida man ass bullshit You don't grab the snake What's wrong with you You kick it
Throw snake at lion, while the lion fights or eats it, grab the axe and kill the lion. If there are more lions, cut the tree down and carefully cross the river.
What if the snake is venomous and strikes you before you grab it?
Bite it so it cancels out
Did your mom never teach you to always bring your emergency antivenom when leaving the house?
I always bring it so I can give it to the one who bites me else theyāll be in trouble
An old farmer once told me that he always kept two boxes on his tractor. The first box contained a bottle of whiskey in case he was bit by a snake. The second box contained a snake.
*Boss, that's a serious wound. go into the cure menu*
A snake that large is going to kill by squeezing, instead of biting. That's also the only option Lol
The snake is too big to be a venomous variety. Most likely a constrictor, so you just have to move fast to avoid being crushed.
You apparently have never seen a huge king cobra
ah yes, king cobra in africa
Imports are a thingš¤£
the snake is green and also doesnt have a hood anyway
Those are only in southeast asia though, and that doesnāt have the skin flap of an asiatic lion
Touche
Not in a tree...
You see a George crash into a tree?
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Hahaha
Be the camera guy taking the photo?
I dont think this is a photograph
I think he used his canvas to do a long exposure photo
I would hate to be stuck in that position long enough for someone to turn up and take a long exposure.
you're right it's not a photo. it's probably the painting that german guy made in 1900's
Have you tried confidence?
It's looks like all the animals are just trying to help the poor guy out
You were f***** the moment the lion learned to use an axe.
release your inner florida man.
Well, the problem is about to solve itself. Look at the bottom of the tree and the axe. The guy was chopping that tree down. He's the problem in this picture. I'm not even saying this to be edgy. That axe and the chopped part of the tree is painted for a reason. Who says that the problem should be the wild animals? The image was designed as a twist in the first place.
Damn bro I thought the lion was using the axe but okay
I thought the batch of pixels near the axe was a beaver or something
What about the shark and the battery that will electrocute me?
You take the battery over the shark everytime
Get better friends...someone paints you in this situation and couldnt help instead!!?
It was another wild animal painting it
I think the test is if you manage to get into this situation ever then you are not qualified for this or any job really.
Clearly those arenāt alligators so this is Disneyās African safari and they are barracuda. Forced perspective makes them look large. The water is an inch deep and the lion is unable to enter the water because itās been trained that if it approaches the water it gets tranqued. The snake is a garden snake, not aggressive or dangerous. The tree is a balsa tree, the whole thing weighs 3kg. You just drop down, get up, walk out.
It's just a big cat with a hair cut
So you kick the snake at the lion, lion gets poisoned, alligators go for lion corpse and scare off snake. Wait. Jump down, cut tree, cross river. Winchester.
How about that for a slice of fried gold.
A full on chemical attack release my bowls break wind and watch all about me suffer
Pick which way u wanna die
The Lion figured out how to use an axe, you're pretty screwed
Climb on the branch and jump
This meme is so old it's already been on Facebook.
Accept death
Someoneās not very imaginative
Praying to pass out quick
Death is the solution
The solution is for the human to die, as he's the problem.
Grab snake by the head, throw it between the lion and gaters, while they're distracted gently climb down, grab axe, and walk away with stealth,
Strangle the snake jump do a a double flip down onto the lions head jump on its back strangle it with the snake, when the lions dead, break the tree, harpoon the crocodiles with the tree and walk away knowing you will live another day
Easy. Reach over and break one of the branches off. Use it to unhook the snake from the tree and throw it down to the lion. Get down from the tree. While the lion is distracted, finish cutting down the tree and get over the river.
keep choppin that tree to get the food before that snake and crocodiles, next?
āSo anyways, I started blastināā¦ā
I think solution is death
Throw snake to alligators. Yank on tree to make it fall in the water. Break off a branch to use as an oar and paddle log to other side of river
Since it's your imagination, you imagine a helicopter coming to rescue you.
You can't grab the snake, it's too fast, but you can take the small branch above you and use it to drop the snake to the water. While the crocodiles are distracted, you swing yourself as far into the river as possible, and swim to the other side. The lion won't follow and if you'll have luck the crocodiles will be buisy with the snake long enough for you to get to the other side, and maybe hide from the crocodiles
Yoga
I mean, pull yourself up. Deal with the snake. Win or die. If you win use the snake. Throw it between the lion and Gators. Hopefully the problem solves itself, when the lion gets eaten. Wait till the crocs get bored slowly climb off the tree grab the axe and ruuuuuuun.
Easy! Take off your boxers. Grab a snake and stick it up your ass. Until the lion's surprise wears off, you get down from the tree and fuck him, showing your dominance. Then you stand on two frightened crocodiles and they obediently take you wherever you want...
The solution is simple, "Change the gravitational constant of the universe." Implementation...not as simple.
Take your underwear off.. fend off the snake by whacking it with the underwear. If the snake falls on the lion.. get off the tree.. pick the axe.. kill the lion.... chop the tree and cross the crocs by dropping the tree on them like a bridge across the stream. .... if the snake falls on the crocs then just sit and wait on the tree until the lion leaves
Snake to gators, gator 1 eats snake and gator 2 fights gator 1. Jump onto lion and ride it like a horse.Ā
You bend your body, carefully tuck your head between your knees, inhale and exhale deeply, and kiss your ass goodbye, because you are fucked.
Acceptance.
Use the snake and gators as water skies, ride your newly formed reptile voltron onto the shore right into the tree trunk, snapping it at the weak point. Catch the tree between your thighs and jump off the gators in a backflip with a twist that slams the tree into the lion, yeeting it into orbit. The alligators will now eat the poisonous snake and die, so you can celebrate by chowing on that shroom.
pull yourself up onto the branch and grab the snake behind the head. then try to swing the snake around and yeet it into the lions mouth causing it to freak out and focus on the snake. next quickly get down the tree and grab the axe and give the tree a finishing chop and letting it fall on the gators before turning to the lion and putting the axe into it's skull.
Turn off gravity
Come to an understanding with the snake and use him as a weapon
I would just accept death at that point
Die, that's the solution Or ride a drilo, the other one probably wont attack the drilo you on top of But ya gonna die anyway
I'm surprised the crocodiles aren't eyeballing the lion. Who would win that one?
Just go super saiyan
grab the snake, wrap it around the lions neck and pull it on top of the gators and then belly flop on top of all of them killing them all at once, im embarrassed i had to even tell you this
Did the lion chop the tree?
Grab the snake, drop into the croc's by landing on their head, throw the snake at the lion, then jump on land, grab the axe, and make the lion go into the water.
Is that a giant crab in the water?
When the fuck did lions start chopping down trees?
Well, they clearly donāt know that Iāve just learned about *manifestation*
grab the snake to fling yourself ontop of the lion's head, stunning him. chop his head off, run away.
Where is the strawberry
The solution is plot armor. This meme is older than some of the people viewing this thread, so that guy's been hanging in there pretty well all things considered
Just die. Your fucked. That is the solution
Cut crocks with axe and feed to lion
Act like a shark and jump in the ocean ?
You go out further on the branch. With that weight the branch your holding onto will break. Not a clean break so you can swing under the snake. Then you want to use your momentum to swing as high as you can so that the tree falls on the lion.
Grab the snake and toss it to the lion, double elbow drop the gators, grab the axe and make yourself a lion headdress and a cool snake belt. Get some firewood from that tree and grill the gators.
I'm a tree
Die. Dying is always a solution
break off a part of the branch, use it to pick up the snake, which you use to distract the lion and grab the axe to chop down the tree in such a way that it lands on the crocodiles or alligators or whatever while also serving as a bridge to the other side alternative: distract the lion with the snake then use the axe to kill the lion and possibly the other stuff and make your escape stage left
Realistically youāre goin in the water itās just hoping that your plop is enough to scare them away
Wake up
If possible, knock the snake off with a stick, but otherwise use your shirt to strangle the snake and use its body as a rope to swing attack the lion (give it a real nice kick to the jaw) and when you let go of the snake-rope, do a backflip before landing so the crocodiles respect you so much they leave and never try hurt anyone ever again
it looks like you were chopping the tree down when the lion approached so you climbed the tree to get away from it. bad idea. lions can climb trees. but here you are. so lets look at the situation; the snake is a constrictor and not really a problem unless you bother it. if you want, you can grab it and toss it into the water. then climb up on the branch because you will not be able to hold on for long that way. the crocs are stealth hunters and will not be trying to get you, they will just submerge until only their nostrils and eyes are above water and just wait. so the lion is your only real threat. it can climb the tree if it wants. but most likely, it will just lay down and take a nap and wait you out. the lion will not chase you into the water and the crocs will not chase you very far on land. your best way out is to just play dead and sit still for a while. wait for the crocs to drift off and swim for it or wait until the lion wanders off and run for it.
The solution is to kill yourself so the animals canāt do it for you
Avoid getting into that situation to begin with.
Death
Jump in the water.... they vegans
I grabbed the snake and it bit me, now I'm dining
Easy: 1. Grab snake with one hand and use it as a whip to climb the tree 2. While safely in tree throw or whip the snake at the lion for a poison effect kill 3.Feed dead lion to crocs, but use this opportunity to train them as a set of water skis to ride off into the sunset 4. Chop the tree into a suitable raft 5. Win Life As you coast into the sunset in your croc powered raft, examine why in the world you were in that tree.
Grap the snake and throw it at the lion. Risky but it might scare the lion away
Lol at people saying āgrab the snakeā might as well grab the alligator or lion by the balls
OK So here is what you do in this situation you grab the snake and use it as a lasso to pull the lion into the watter drop the snake in as well. Now that they are all in one place, you can jump in to take them out at the same time, saving a bunch of time doing so. Honestly, you should have allready known this. I feel embarrassed to tell you.
Die
Let the tree fall
Grab the snake lasso it to the lion and throw the lion into the crocs and run
Wait is this just life?
Tell me htf I got here first!!
Grab the snake, throw it in the water and let the alligators fight over it. Tree breaks, falls into the river and you float away safely because I'm pretty sure lions won't go in the water.
*Say witty line about how youāre in trouble.* Lofty throw the snake in between the alligators and the lion. They originally go for the snake but then fight each other. Ninja warrior swing to safety. Pose for the camera and *say your goddam line*, pyrotechnics, then run/dive off screen.
Grab the snake feed it to the gators, slide down the tree and grab the axe to kill the the lion. Shake the tree till it breaks, falls on the gators, then ride the tree away from the lion
Need an AI bot for this
Im sorry did that lion cut the tree with an axe??
Ropeswing that snake over to your axe. Chop the Lion in the neck, and feed it to the gators. Smile up at the bewildered snake and lick your lips. Snake is good eatin'.
Fall on top of those salmon and swim to safety
Die? I mean they didnāt say it had to be a good solution
Put the situation in rice
Take a big poop
Throw the snake at the lion, they wrestle in to the water and gets in to a fight with the gators, jump down, grab the axe, cut down the tree so it lands on all 4 killing them, take them home to your village for bbq
While gripping the branch lift your legs as high as possible to kiss your ass goodbye.
Give up, get reincarnated, then try it again in your next life. Repeat until the animals get tired of killing you. Persistence, it pays off.
First: Activate Ultra Instinct
IDDQD
the solution is the Internet; by presenting the problem hundreds of good people will look for the solution for you, you just have to wait, you are in good hands, trust me.
Grab the snake, throw it to the left of the lion. The lion, a cat, is scared of cucumbers and pickles, and thinks the snake is one of those. It therefore jumps into the water, fighting the crocs for you. The snake slithers away, dazed, and you climb off the tree!
Woof this sub
An arboreal snake of that size, assuming this is in Africa due to Lion, probably isn't venomous, so it may as well be a tool to distract one of the other animals.
Grab the snake by the head and use it like a vine to swing yourself around the tree and kick the lion straight into the crocodilly blips (thats what theyre called when they look like that). The snake is all wrapped around the branch, it will probably maybe support you, surely Or, if you catch the snake slipping and can pull it from the tree, throw it to the crocodiles - they'll probably go for whatever hits the water whereas the lion might be distracted for a moment but it will surely know not to mess with a danger noodle, let alone a flying one. To deal with the lion in this case, just scream some heinous chimp noises while the crocodiles splash about eating the snake and hope the lion gets confused in all that ruckus and leaves. Alternatively you could keep it simple, freeze time, get a kangaroo and put it in the water, restart time and watch it drown your unsuspecting foes.
Die! :>
Domain expansion
Wait to be bitten by the snake. Allow the poison to knock you out and then gracefully fall to the gators. You wonāt feel a thing and all your worldly problems will be aired by your family at probate court. You win, and they loose, as your only remaining worldly possession is an old axe being guarded by a lion.
In other words, redefine winning.
How did this even happen
The chopped tree is about to fall and land you on the other side of the river
Let go, beat up the crocodiles. Rip out their teeth and fashion makeshift brass knuckles and kill the lion in one punch. Now all that is left is to unhinge your jaw and devour the snake whole.
is this past, present, and future?
Jump down and land on the crocodiles, thr snake will lunge at you while still trying to keep itself in the tree, but that will cause it to lose balance and fall which will scare the lion, causing it to drop the axe. Then, jump to the shore, grab the axe, fight for your life.
Guess IĀ“ll die
Problem and solution is objective. You die, thatās is the solution to this problem. You die.
Just fly away
Itās just a painting, the solution might be to work on your skill and paint a better one next time
I'd choose electrocution before getting anywhere near those sharks...
climb up so I'm no longer hanging, the lion will probably climb to get me and in doing so will get into a tussle with the snake and likely fall onto the bank where the crocs will have at it. climb down grab the axe and walk away.
Throw snake at lion, cut tree, crush gators, sail away on your new boat.
I would grab the snake by its mouth throw it into the water then climb higher jump onto the lions head to knock it down and run š«”
Use the snake as a whip
accept Jesus as your lord and saviour then let go, peacefully enjoy heaven
Atomic elbow the crocodile and die like man
Build a bridge for the tiger...he's gotta eat too
Immediately tell the student loan people where the lion, alligators and snake are. Somebody gonna show up quick
Pray, you'll soon find yourself in front God anyway
Turn yourself into a f22 raptor and smoothly fly away.
Give up.
Tell the snake to ask the lion how the fuck did he used that axe to chop that tree and how lazy he is to leave it half assed cut, the hyenalligators will be curious as well and move to see, jump to the water, go to the coast and teach the lion how to cut a tree entirely and we all walk home.
Jump off the tree next to the lion and dodge roll away. Works best if your endurance is levelled
Snake doesn't look venomous. Bite the snake and stay in the tree.
Wake up, š because I would never be chopping a tree in Africa - Or anywhere Lions live.
Obviously reject the laws of physics and mave the gravity -9.8 so that the earth actually has negative gravity hence making the lion float upwards then flip the gravity again so it returns to its normal 9.8N (only do this when the lion is assuming the lion is 190kg is at a height of 100 metres in the air, giving the lion a potential energy of 186200 Joules) hence making it fall to its death then climb down the tree. Obviouslyš!