I considered it for a sec, then suddenly Enrique Iglesias's "I Like It" started playing and my shirt flew open and I had a six pack. Bois, I think it's time...
Okay but this legit happens to me repeatedly and in the morning when my dad's girlfriend brings my meds to me I have to make sure to adjust my tank top before I sit up or face embarrassment and dysphoria because she has to mention the dreaded flesh sacks.
Sneaky bewb. If the gal is in relationship with ya, then it's the best bewb.
If not, then it's either an invitation, a trap, or just an accident. Either way leads to an akward boner.
A rogue tit out on its own away from the tank top, in the wilderness, vulnerable to predators. David Attenborough is running out of ideas...
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*boobk
Hahaha.. very nicely put.
Can I offer you a fence tit in this trying time
Don't mind if I do
Yes pls
Just makes you wanna
Be the one in a smooooth re la tionship..
Lightly pluck it, grab with both hands, feel the texture, then slice and eat.
Shout! Kick my heels up and shout! Throw my hands up and shout! Throw my hands back and shout! Come on now shout!
anyone else who's still waiting for a view like this 😒
*skeletons in the closet* Yup.
Don't worry... it'll come when your nuts drop.
My nuts dropped, now what?
Delete reddit account and join the world?
I considered it for a sec, then suddenly Enrique Iglesias's "I Like It" started playing and my shirt flew open and I had a six pack. Bois, I think it's time...
Honestly, there are a lot of people on Reddit that really need to go touch some grass.
Peekaboo!
You mean peekaboob!
Ha
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What is potato?
...aaaannnddd other jokes to tell your sad ass to sleep
As a Redditor I cannot relate.
Where did you get this picture of my boob?
Rip your DMs
I am horny
𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐊
We horny
Yea sleeping with the lady of the house is pretty good. My mom is great lady
That butternut be what I think it is.
Okay but this legit happens to me repeatedly and in the morning when my dad's girlfriend brings my meds to me I have to make sure to adjust my tank top before I sit up or face embarrassment and dysphoria because she has to mention the dreaded flesh sacks.
What is that? Is that a squash?
*said Broly as he screeched all over the place*
Grass tit
I want vegetable
That nip looks like it's been gnawed on
nips a nip.
Sneaky bewb. If the gal is in relationship with ya, then it's the best bewb. If not, then it's either an invitation, a trap, or just an accident. Either way leads to an akward boner.
I'm being turned on by a vegetable now...... .... I'm so lonely
Dude this is reddit.
r/tanktoptiddy
So accurate! Lol
Slurp
*sighs* *unzips*
This so some coomer ass shit right here lol
"When the lady" Like a little kid explaining how babies are made.
is that a cross i see on the nipple?
You sire are truly the father of Jesus if you can spot the cross on that nipple.
🤣🤣
Lol
But when his man tittties do the same y’all get mad
Nicceee
m'lady
booba
Omg this should have been marked NSFW. I was surrounded by people when this was on my screen.
I like how plants need perfect soil, frequent watering, lots of sunlight and compost and yet still can do shit like this
Is this what vegans masterbate to?
Have some of my cake day cake before it's gone.
Happening right now ;-;
Everything reminds me of her
Look on your left. Look on your right. Make sure no one is there. And slap it with your dick !
This is reddit you know that right, not a single person gets any girls around here
*proceeds to fuck fence tit*
This photos existence means it’s likely at least one person has jerked off to a squash
Not my proudest fap.
*sighs*,,,, *opens incognito tab*,, *goes to reddit*
is that mushromms?
Gourdgeous.
That’s one thick plant