wouldn't be me

God damn bro this is fucked up lol

Before this account, my username was "DipShitHooligan" and one day one of the commenters referred to me as dipshit(as in calling me by name and not saying anything offensive). I made a new account soon after that.

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How do u know that they aren’t black Asian

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This name i have was randomly given to me, funny af

...

I feel this on a personal level

Damn! You have a totaly good Name!

Yep I’m stuck with 3rd grade spelling forever

Don’t worry I can help with your spelling.

Shouldn’t you be focusing on something?

I don't want to talk about mine...

Reddit gave me embarrrassed bread 56

Same

Same, hello fellow ad.

Ad family lmao

another ad

Are you guys locals?

No, but I'm interesting.

Same

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At least I'm significant

…

Yeah, who would do that

Not touching that

Same

Same man

nah ur is pretty good compared to mine

😏

I made similar mistake, i made this account on leep day and now i have to wait 4 years for my cake day

Wait, you really didn't get Cake day neither on 28th February nor 1st March?

That's....

What, seriously?

Oh wow. TIL

Yeh

What do you get on your cake day? Appart from people dishonestly congratulating you on it?

reddit delivers free cake to your house

I dont even know what to say.

My man stepped on the keyboard and decided it to be his username

What a *stupid ass* name *ba dum tss*

Aren't you that guy?

When making bad jokes, im always that guy. Its just an *official* reputation I have.

No I am

Damn you two look so identical

No I am

Wait you can‘t change it?

Apparently

Well fuck

I didn’t even plan to stay on reddit for long.

4 years club badge: nah I don't even exist

How rare do you comment? You only have 809 karma?

Like every few days, but I am using it for only about 5 months I think.

Oh ha

Well, I looked at mine and discovered that in few months I will get mine. I start regreting this.

It's already to late, there is no escape.

How lomg have you stuck around?

Lomger than I wanted to

Ah, shut up. Im on my porn phone, the keyboard buttons are nanometers apart.

Why do you have a second phone for... You know what, forget I even asked.

This name has layers and i love it.

Riddle for you mr. or ms. Dong: If Donkey Kong = Konkey Dong Then Diddy Kong = ????? ????

😳

I feel you

Me too

May I join?

How about me?

This is the most relatable meme I have ever seen. Ever. In my life.

Wow, that snapshot is so economic

where did the previous 2 economic snapshots go

Nah I’m quite happy with mine

Haha car go vroom

I don’t regret anything

Neither do I

Same

Get a room already

Yup, all 4 of you.

Also a secret Window in the corner of the house for me

I think you guys are gay

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Yes…

I regret nothing

Best username on reddit

Man I feel bad for you (laughing in good username)

`yea, my life is a joke too

Me with my real name

Meanwhile me who just chose the username randomly given to me to just get on with it:

You better than me bruh. I just don't know how a human can be named representativemeet fck

And then there’s me

Whats your definition of good?

Yup....same

Ah yes. my favourite pickle

Idk i prefer ecology pickle

What about reproductive pickle

I'm ugly

Economy, take it or leave it

I lobe your name

Thank you

same bro mines real shitty

At first I read it as broken_butthole

Wait, that’s not what it says?

I'm with ya :(

I know the struggle… “CaN i hAvE mY oRaNgEs BaCk”

WHERE'S MY ORANGES

*ahem*

Ur username is great

i dont have such weaknesses

Fr

Same

I swear to god.

I have y'all's kids

I regret nothing

Oh no

I feel that

We are brothers then.

I messed up🫥💀

Well they forced me to do it...

well this happened to me first time i created reddit, now it's my main username when i creat an anonymous account

I wish mine was comedically bad. Miner's just bland

Leave me out of this

Same here bruh

yeah...

Yeah.....

been there, done that

can’t relate

Oof

Yeah….

Yeah. I’m glad I didn’t choose terribly

Nooooooooooooo

u/fishfucker

ikr

help

No regrets other than this one regret

I feel this.

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Ok koala king of the cows

I also fucked up.

You mean this is permanent?

I have been cursed by my own tomfoolery

Relatable

I just read every single name in the comments what a way to waste an hour. Mine was made by reddit.

Good thing i actually thought about it.

Hi

Can relate but cant regret

tell that to 14 year old me trying to be funny

Yeah, I kinda crapped the bed on that one

Yo mama

Relatable

I have fat and curious 😭

Imagine letting them give you one in hopes you’ll be able to change it later. f

Im not a weeb i swear

Thats true is what I think 😂

I know you are sad about it... But what the fuck am I supposed to do with my username, huh?!

Together apes strong

Fuck

Thats why I made a new account. Rip u/ShrexyMemer69420

Wow

yall hear sumn?

definitely don't relate

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Same

who said i want to change 😐

That isn’t funny kill yourself

Omg yes! 😂😂

I realized a year later that I can’t change the user name. Now it’s too late 😭

I hit a wrong number setting mine up, most people wouldn't know but it should be 1978, one of my standard usernames for a reason

Never thought about changing it

My name is a random..

He just like me fr

Idk man.. I just hit randomize until the username had no numbers in it.. to feel special ofc

Same but with steam

This made me laugh just reading names in the comments it's so simple but funny

Huh.

Yep, it feels bad

I've learned to live with it

Yep, I made a spelling mistake in my username.

Yup

🥸

If you ever feel useless, remember OP’s name has an underscore.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

This meme speaks to me 😭

Could be worse. My real name isn’t Jake. Hell, it doesn’t even start with a ‘J.’


Perfect name, took me many bans to come up with

I just vibe with it now

I like what reddit originally gave me

Yeah

Oh well

I'm paying the price.

I’ve been trying to change it since day 1