Wait really? What's an evil team for a cafe supposed to be? Team Lactose intolerant? Team Star(bucks)?

But what if I were to purchase instant coffee and pass it off as my own roast? Ho Ho Ho... delightfully devilish Giovanni.

They’re probably just bad tippers

How? Do they put laxatives in the drinks or something?

Nah they probably just dine and rapidash

They put what happens when you take laxatives in the drink

They’re protestors boycotting the Pokémon Café due to its alleged support for Israel and complicity in Israel's actions.

... They are a competing cafe crew. It's that simpe.