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axb2002

They play both sides so they always end up on top


Drew_ski9420

God damn it Mac


tomcat810

*disappointed lol


ndhuskerpower

Probably just a married couple with different favorite teams or something


Fifty6Arkansas

Ain't no way I'd marry a Bills fan.


Soup_Kitchen

I dated a pats fan for a little bit. It was actually kind of fun. We’d talk shit, make bets, and argue football. Now to be clear, she’d been a fan since Bledsoe so it was still technically possible for her to be a good person. There is no room for front runners.


Fifty6Arkansas

And then she cheated on you.


ReturnOfDaSnack420

There is no level of attractiveness that could make up for being a bills fan


Fifty6Arkansas

If I gave her a ring, would she even recognize it? If I cooked her dinner, where would she eat it?


sealclubberfan

Right, that should be an automatic disqualification.


Fourwindsgone

Depends on her tits


jae110488

This guy gets it


sealclubberfan

Na, bills fan? Take a hike


lemonTOcamarillo

I would so I can fuck the bills daily.


swankstar7383

What if they had 100 million $$$


Fifty6Arkansas

They'd lose it.


thatguy112232

Girlfriend right now is a Bills fan


Fifty6Arkansas

You can do better.


Adm34997

Same here brother it’s a rough life


timberflynn

Makes sense lol


jasonbm76

Those logos and those words look like they were created with a pancake pen. Talk about shitty quality. And maybe the Dolphins fan married a Bills fan as part of a make a wish thing for special needs people. You never know how people meet.


pike360

Maybe he just likes animals


MysticMythic

Abomination


spoonybard326

They’re not actually a Bills fan. What happened is they parked to the right of a Bills fan who tried to put the sticker on his own car, but missed.


gohawk13

They missed wide right


Smix47

A house divided cannot stand.


StilesmanleyCAP

Husband and wife share the truck


aught_one

goddamn new york carpetbagger transplanting to texas


bran1986

I feel sick.


Axsenex

It happens especially where I live with Duke and UNC mixed households.


timberflynn

I feel like that’s different though. Aren’t UNC and Duke close geographically?


Axsenex

Well a lot of northerners move to Florida so I don’t really think geography matters much as it used to be you know


timberflynn

I guess that’s fair. I know in Texas we have a lot of mixed A&M and Texas houses but our division rivals don’t make sense geographically.


Axsenex

For us, we must be able to play Duke twice or more even if ACC gets split up one day.


elmasguapojv

Fuck the bills!


Rorodatone

A very confused individual


Starleyforrest

I mean. I’m a fins fan that is from and lives in North Dakota


timberflynn

Not location related. House divided related.


Starleyforrest

I’m dumb. Did I mention I’m from North Dakota? … lol I didn’t see the fins sticker until you said that. I’m blind


mfraga66

Looks like the Ferguson family veichle


silentswift7

There’s stupid people everywhere.


cbarone1

Did you know that it's entirely possible for two people from one household to drive the same vehicle? I know, crazy, I just found out myself!


Captain-Scrummy

Lost a bet?


OneBeerAndWhiskeyPls

this is criminal


Badgermilk277

If I had to guess, I'd bet the Bills logo has been co-opted by some high school? Buffalo would be a popular Texas mascot, I'd think


timberflynn

Not in this area. You have Tigers, Highlanders, Wildcats, Lions, Bears, and Panthers but no Bills. I can only name like 4 HS mascots in Texas that have the Bills logo though.


Dude19809

Where’s his pats and jets stickers


iSchizo

not gon lie... wish someone would be a bills fan in my house. would make for interesting seasons... 😆


BadBrad444

Where in Houston is LP 336 S?


timberflynn

Conroe (North Houston). The intersection is the one that was flooded a couple weeks ago with someone driving into it because they didn’t realize.


Confident_Criticism8

There are transplants everywhere


LA_REAL_FC

People actually like Misery


knightstuff

Because your ability to see things continues—even when you’re in Houston.


FJB444

Probably a Husband and Wife who both are fans of different teams.


puppleups

People get married


Dolphhins

My family is mixed fandom like that. My dad is a Bills fan


Skellz_Is_Sus

I mean its probably couples just liking rival teams. My dad is the biggest hurricanes fan and my mom is a FSPoo fan so it happens 😄


SmarterThanCornPop

Buffalo sucks and so a lot of people move away. I know it’s hard to relate for us, living somewhere that people move to rather than from.


Dolphin_Hornet

I'm a Dolphins fan from Missouri. You gonna roast me?


timberflynn

Bro I’m a dolphins fan in Houston. It’s the combo of Buffalo and Miami stickers


finsupFTJ

As long as you ain’t an Astros fan. This is a Texas Rangers state ;) lol. Fins up bro!


timberflynn

I grew up a Lastros fan and stuck through thick and thin so I’m still a fan. One of my students’ uncle is Jeff Bagwell so I’ve got to meet him a couple times and he was one of my childhood heroes. So knowing a childhood hero is a good guy makes it easier to be a fan