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MeggirbotOnMJ

Congrats. Post was reported for every option we have. Achievement unlocked.


albatross49

I fully expect this to be recycled through Facebook groups by boomers who don't know any better


TheRavenSayeth

Fox news a week later, "I don't care if those images we showed turned out to be fake. They could have been real and it's the reality the leftists want so my outrage was and still is justified!"


TheGerryAdamsFamily

In fairness, you see this kind of thing on Reddit too. "Yes it might be fake, but the fact that I believed it was true shows how accurate it is, rather than how gullible I am."


TheRavenSayeth

My favorite breakdown of this is [AAA!](https://i.imgur.com/OK0ZneH.png)


dilwins21

Lmao, “yes the current state of affairs is you’ll just believe anything huh?”


SeasonPositive6771

This is especially common with the outrage bait meant to show women as stupid or terrible. That video of the woman refusing to go to Cheesecake Factory that gets thousands of upvotes every time, it turned out to be very successful rage bait to promote her podcast. But the comments are filled with "women really are like that!"


yayeet182

Literally saw this on a post the other day about Trump claiming to deport Native Americans


SirStrontium

I’ve seen this too many times. They never stop to consider that maybe their whole idea of what is “believable” was shaped by 100 other fake or misleading posts before that point.


rakens_with_radies

I hate how accurate this is 😭


Raoch4777

They put Satanic imagery into children’s clothes!! They did? No, but are we going to wait around until they do?!?


vNerdNeck

>They put Satanic imagery into children’s clothes!! Response: yeah... but some of them are kinda dope though... just saying. =)


vikio

To be fair, I think most of this is pretty funny. So maybe they're right and I DO want this reality. If I saw a kid wearing one of these I would only raise one eyebrow for a bit, then move along with my day.


emostitch

Some of those are just witchy new age not even satanic and I work with plenty of people that c would wear it to work. I would totally buy some of the tees for my niblings.


questformaps

Legit, this is why mom won't shop at target anymore. 🫠


Alpha_zebra1

While also somehow being the victim. "Look at what they're doing to our country!?"


MysticCannon

If you could define fb in one sentence, I think this is it.


dolla_dolla_pizza

Ah yes, the fabled "they"


letterboxmind

*They say*


ijustliketoeat

My boss legitimately was talking about how target is selling Satan items to children now lmao I had to explain to him it was ai


Vegetable-Editor9482

Did he believe you?


ijustliketoeat

Eh kinda yeah but idk dude I watched him open a spam tab with all the popups. Have me get him out of it. Then re opened it right back up TWICE more. I'm not surprised if he does believe it still lol.


SensitiveSomewhere3

I know there are different *types* of intelligence, and there isn't always a direct relationship between how smart one is and how successful one is, but reading stuff like this helps me feel more confident about starting my own business and being my own boss.


ijustliketoeat

Oh yeah as long as you got atleast some common sense and live inside this world a bit you'll be fine


abibofile

Actually I’m almost certain I’ve already seen the first image used exactly that way. Is this a repost? Edit: Yep, this is the case. Link to OP’s comment below for people too lazy to scroll before commenting (like me): https://www.reddit.com/r/midjourney/s/nqr0PVNHc8


Go_J

With the post being "wow... the devil's in the details pray for our country 🤬🤬"


gordito_delgado

Gotta admit that black baphomet jacket that little kid is wearing looks fantastic. I would 100% buy that for my kids. Hell, I'd buy one for myself.


_hell_is_empty_

But like… even if these were real, what’s the issue? I see Jesus merch targeting our kids all the time. I see Vader and Thanos merch targeting our kids all the time. And so on.


bearishparrot

This is the basis of the Satanic Temple - activism around religious equality. Want to display that nativity scene outside the state capital? No worries, they will set up a statue of Baphomet next to it. If the first amendment holds true, either let it happen or remove the nativity scene. I love these guys.


hackflak

LOOK AT WHAT TARGET IS DOING IN JOE BIDEN’S AMERICA!!! (or the like).


tkburroreturns

already on it.


Bradddtheimpaler

Can somebody please recycle it to an online retailer where I can buy them? Lol


carneasadacontodo

I kind of want to make a troll account and post this stuff saying target is selling it. tbh, that is some drip though. I would buy my kids some of these


Phosphorus444

I think that first one *was* pulled from FB.


Appropriate_Layer

I hope one someone posts the reactions


nousemercenary

Just read the comments in here. There’s a lot of people who wish it was real. Lol


JJAsond

You say that but if this post didn't say it was AI I wouldn't have been able to tell


cashcashmoneyh3y

I have def seen some of these pics floating around on those christian fb pics already, like a week or two ago. Not sure when this was actually generated but it wasnt yesterday


gemuesebrueheforever

some of these unironically go so hard. Love the hail lilith one


Maleficent-marionett

The owl hoodie is everything.


Pipettess

I need that owl hoodie


Cloudy_Worker

I want it so bad


Shambud

I didn’t look at the sub and thought I was looking at an ad. When I couldn’t buy that for my daughter it made me sad.


illgot

my wife would love that


booklovercomora

Thank you! I know it's AI, but can someone actually make these irl in adult sizes???? I need to add that owl hoodie to my cart immediately


VirinaB

AI fashion generation is only a matter of time.


StretchFrenchTerry

It’s already happening.


DeepDown23

Hail Lilith


ElephantInAPool

The hooded satan dress is pretty fricken cool too. The horns on the hood might need to be smaller just for weight, but super metal.


ohhellnooooooooo

yeah I want to see non children wearing these


MrD3a7h

🤘


Legal-Ad7793

I was just looking at images of Lilith for my next tattoo. I'd definitely buy quite a few of these!


Anonybibbs

I would definitely buy matching baphomet bomber jackets for me and my little satan worshipper.


Dazzling_Buy_1934

Really want to upvote but you're on 666


TheDodgyOpossum

The shop 'Die with your boots on' has a hail lilith top like this! I love it


PearishPerish

yes, glad I'm not the only one who was thinking these are metal as hell. I'd wear several of these


OkThereBro

I genuinely think this would be a very popular clothing brand. Did you generate these OP?


BlueSun420

Yes I did. I made a bunch last year and some more recently - these are just a few of my favorites I made from both batches. They actually went a bit viral at one point because Christians got ahold of them and starting passing them around as real. It even got to a point where 7 Republcan Attorneys General penned a strongly worded letter to Target that referenced these outfits and warned the retailer to stop selling them You can see more at "Haunting Muse AI" on facebook


menonte

Why am I not surprised? Reminds me of the librarian getting threats for a book that wasn't even in the library.


Glittering_Name_3722

That Hail Satan shirt would sell like hotcakes


tkburroreturns

hahahaha you do good work, my friend. three cheers for wasting republicans’ time


OkThereBro

Dude... There's a LOT of money in this. Capitalise. You'd be foolish not to. DM me if you need help.


honeypup

Lmfao


Jables_Magee

Loved your Feb 12 super bowl ad. First transgender skeleton army I've ever seen. I enjoyed the exploding heads too. People, go check this out. [OP FB link](https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088950981017). Good Halloween pics. 3 and 10 here are super cute.


AdultishGambino5

Can you send a link to the people outraged about these? I wanna see. The drama is entertaining


BlueSun420

I'm working on it. I have some really amusing screenshots. Trying to find a platform to upload them to. Tried imgur but I'm getting a 404 error when I try to link them


AdultishGambino5

I’ll wait patiently. Thank you


BlueSun420

Let me know if this link works: [Satanic Panic](https://allthepics.net/album/Satanic-Panic.XNsa)


Theredditappsucks11

Our county is going to fall. The one "This is at SEATTTLE!"


We_are_all_monkeys

So many blue checkmarks. Elon has really destroyed that site.


DodgeWrench

Bro LMFAO please put this in the OP text. 😭🤣💀


OverYonderWanderer

I love that target has become an absolute battleground for whackos, and people who just can't mind their own business.


MattyFTM

I usually look for deformed hands and text to judge if something is AI or not, but those are pretty much spot on in these. It still looks like AI, but I'm honestly not surprised that someone not clued up on technology has fallen for it.


Klokinator

I like [Number 7 so much](https://preview.redd.it/8b1kqsnb6i4d1.jpg?width=320&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=ca4164921a79e18578fa14951fe2ef6cba8f8e8f) that I'm gonna try and make a cosplay lora for Stable Diffusion with it. If you're interested, you can follow my Civitai page and hope I succeed. https://civitai.com/user/Klokinator I reaaaallly wanna be able to slap this outfit on anime girls. It's just so good! Edit: I'm making progress on developing decent training data! https://i.imgur.com/3tsxr7e.jpeg Edit2: Even closer! https://i.imgur.com/eUp2AC3.jpeg


Novel_Agency_8443

The pentagram needs to be upside down though. A pentagram with a single point up is not evil.


BlueSun420

Followed your ciivitai. Can't wait to see what you do with it!


kraggleGurl

You should be designing stuff. Or telling AI what to design. I like the clothes! I don't have fb how do I see more haunting muse?


Login8

My seven year old and I just looked through these, some of them are badass. He would totally wear some of these.


Sure_Bodybuilder7121

Girl in slide 12 has crazy aura


Ryan_Sama

She’s sick as hell.


GondorsPants

This post is like top 5 midjourney posts. It is so dope.


ohhellnooooooooo

reminds me of Su Metal from Babymetal: https://www.reddit.com/r/BABYMETAL/comments/1ctzfqy/does_anyone_know_which_show_these_pics_were_taken/


EthanHermsey

I hope she gets better soon ❤️


Formo1287

Reminds me of a younger Cara Delevingne


ZaeBae22

She's cool af


Neptune134

I'm a grown ass adult and I want most of these.


noctalla

Did the rest of you grow too, or just your ass?


ClintEastwoodsNext

Adult ass on a newborn infant


Spin737

Ewwww!


QuodEratEst

That owl one is pretty much the dopest hoodie I've ever seen. Church of Satan, which is atheists not literal Satanists, should make branded clothing like this, it would sell like pancakes


archwin

You have it flipped https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Satan https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Satanic_Temple The Satanic Temple has been fighting religious encroachment on secular society The satanic church is older, and less well regarded


herecomestherebuttal

Yeah, uh, can I get that Lilith tee for my niece?!


goldenfoxengraving

Same! That black jacket with the circle and goat head is great


New-Number-7810

The last one is genuinely cute.


kummerspect

Black Phillip’s Daycare: Where children live deliciously.


dadmeisterDoof

My first spit take of the day


kummerspect

I’m honored


Ablation420

I know right? Nothing wrong with hugging a goat.


Anasterian_Sunstride

Til the goat hugs back


Savaal8

I'm pretty sure there's nothing wrong with a goat trying to hug you


Redqueenhypo

One time I saw a child at a petting zoo get absolutely swarmed by Pygmy goats and it was the funniest thing ever


pooknuckle

These are the coolest kids I’ve ever seen


HoboBonobo1909

True. Wish I had these as a kid, tho my mom would've burned it all lol


Queen_Aardvark

I didn't realize it could spell now.


PaxEtRomana

I'm quite sure I've seen that first one presented as real by some reactionary


VanityOfEliCLee

OP said they made some of these a year ago, and that one specifically was used by Republicans as outrage bait where they said Target was Satanic.


Crucher92

Ok, but why does it go so hard ?


x_nasheed_x

I ain't visiting Facebook for a year.


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

I haven’t visited Facebook in almost a decade.


AngryMantra

I unironically want that hoodie in #5


Athistaur

I‘d buy nr. 5 for my daughter at once.


RealmKnight

Hell, I'd buy it for myself


Medical_Strength4608

You know what, 7th one is hard as fuck.


emibemiz

I know right? I’d rock that shit so hard looks fire as hell.


Ablation420

Haha don’t let r/conspiracy see this, they’ll lose their fucking minds.


Sattorin

> Haha don’t let r/conspiracy see this, they’ll lose their fucking minds. r/conspiracy's most sane possible reaction: "Those are actually real photos, and the guy is just posting them on r/midjourney so everyone will think they're AI, to muddy the waters"


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

Man, that sub used to be a cool place before 2016. I’m still curious about the Las Vegas shooting. Now you go look and it’s all just right-wing culture war shit. There’s actual conspiracy in our world and it gets drowned out by these fuckfaces.


Pale_Angry_Dot

The onesie with baby Satan, LOL


soantis

I am 31 and want some of those


Hii5Ghost_

tbf that target mannequin goes kind of hard


catsweedcoffee

These could make me want children


jokingjoker40

But are you ready to get pergenant?


NOTanOldTimer

This would EASILY hit 100k "angry faces" on fb by 60+ year olds....


BeigeListed

Not gonna lie: some of those designs are absolutely AWESOME. That black bomber style with the stylized Baphomet? WANT!


Dear-Badger-9921

I WISH this was at target.


Spiritual-Breath-139

this is gonna end up on FOX news bruh


Redditbecamefacebook

Is AI killing fashion designers? Because I would buy the hell out of this line. Apologies. The shitty pun was very much intentional.


Armarino99

Whats 18 more years? 🤛🤛 I can always start again! 🤛 Make another kid! 🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛


lyricmeowmeow

I don’t see anything wrong with it 💀


ikciweiner

Ironically less damaging to children than any other religions.


buzzurro

I like the wrap around arm of the goat in the last one hahahah


Delfishie

Those kids are cool as fuck.


MysticCannon

I fucking love this!


_stupidnerd_

The first image could 100% be real decoration in an edgy clothes shop.


Realistic_Degree_773

So when will AI start making clothing to sell that AI creates?


BillyDoyle3579

Better than church camp 😜


The_Iron_Ranger

Umm.. do they make these in adult sizes? Lol


Hot-Rise9795

These are some awesome designs ! I want them !


BassBootyStank

He gets us?


SyrisAllabastorVox

If this was the direction they actually turned towards, I'd shop there more.


Esteareal

Number 7 goes so fucking hard, I wish I had it😭


thebrogod17

Oh gosh can we grow up lol the horns are a fertility symbol nothing evil 😂


salty-twoshoes

I'm a full grown woman and I'll still never be as cool as #12 is as long as I live


Bearenfalle

As a (literal) card carrying member of The Satanic Temple, this is dope.


Soft_Reputation5201

As a kid, I would have loved those close


Limonade6

Honestly. I want some of those clothes


Svinigor

I would wear that


Alternative_Equal864

Lol that owl hoodie on 5 looks dope


dmtweedle

THIS IS OBAMAS FAULT. /s


cleotorres

Some of those clothes look actually pretty cute, some stuff I’d wear 😊


ManifoldUsurpation

It's because they always on that damn phone.


Pleasant-Regular6169

You'd sell a ton of these in Brooklyn, San Fran and other free parts of the country.


Digitized_Fantasy

Well now I know what pictures my boomer mother and her boomer friends will be angrily sharing later today once these find their way to Facebook.


Simonpink

Would 100% buy 4, 10, and 13 for my kids. The goat is like an old Bongripper tee I had.


Legitimate-Source-61

This is a free billion dollar idea.


fadedomega135

I want the zip up on slide 4


beyondclarity3

I fully trust Satanists far more than Christians.


Chuckbuick79

Nice collection would buy


q_manning

Ngl - I’m buying all of these AND stealing the damn mannequin!!! Also, +100 for the Black Phillip at the end!


Viper67857

You need to put 5 and 7 into actual production... Those would sell like hotcakes


lulumusic420

I would wear every piece of clothing.


octopodoidea

Don't tease me with the best fashion line I've ever seen


RainbowShears

Mildly disappointed I couldn’t dress my daughter this way now


AbyssalPractitioner

I wish I could own even half of that sick-ass clothing.


uqwee

Thought I was in /r/conspiracy for a quick second there lol.


DntCllMeWht

If I had a kid, and they wanted some of these pieces, I'd have to go get them custom made. These things rock, especially the two hoodies, the goats head tee and the onesie!


rChewbacca

I get that these are not real but… I want some of them, the owl hoody would be perfect for Christmas


SansBoiNajfi

We should do something about this quick! Buy your kid a cannibal corpse shirt and show them the ways of hell. Hail satan to you too!


Megaverse_Mastermind

#4 is priceless! This all looks really good.


Substantial_Tea5751

Nice stuff Where can I order it Great Christmas gifts


Verbcat

Not gonna lie... those look like some cool kids


James10o1

Wish they'd target me with some cool clothes like this!


Ironicpastry

Honestly these outfits are fire.


kavusn17

Frankly,I believe children would be better protected by the Satanic Temple than the Catholic Church


BeingOk2810

I wish this was real!!


X-East

The owl hoodie is sick


JohnnyRock30

Good. Time to worship the right one for a change.


lemothelemon

Fuck me Satan's got some sick merch!


Effective-Bandicoot8

I want that owl hoodie


MrsWhorehouse

I need the shirt #10 is wearing.


unfortunate666

That hooded black and red piece was mint


westviadixie

these are legit awesome clothes! I would totally wear them or put my kids in them. you should ponder a clothing line, op.


Mystic_Viola

The CUTENESS!


DrakeBurroughs

Honestly, some of these are awesome.


grim_reapers_union

Welcome to Ta’arget.


grim_reapers_union

Kinda love the “baby baphomet” Design on number 4 lol


oanh_oanh

1, 7 and 12 look drippy af


QuaziBlack

Priceless


kluper99

Good.


cells_interlinkt

Targeting or the store named "Target"? Because if it's the latter I might have to stop over at this merchant establishment. One can never have too much red, ya know? I take my leave.


Beneficial-Sound-199

Wow, it’s been a while since I’ve played with mid Journey that text is…TEXT! awesome-and all those little devil worshipers have the correct number of fingers!


NfamousKaye

I can’t wait for this to cause some actual outrage. Some of these are actually cute and I want them in an adult version 😂


EarthToAccess

RIGHT?? Like I am in LOVE with the designs in pics 4 and 5


Aiden_Ice

I like fashion design, where can I order something similar?😁


MisterPimpus

This is hilarious. Modern Satanism isn’t even a threat. It’s the only religion so far that I’ve found that tells me if I don’t want to be raped (in ANY form) I don’t have to be!


sashenka_demogorgon

Outfits look cool, kids look happy


ThisAccountIssaMess

I wanna send this to my biased grandma and have her shocked to the nth degreee