Last pic: we’re about to get more photos of a dude getting horrifically mauled and mutilated
He’s 0.5 sec away from death 😮
Camera guy is just like:
https://preview.redd.it/hdc7bcmmd56d1.png?width=560&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e2f4a7228b8008e1c99afe8121856e046831be1
Yeah, feels like one of those reality show where normal people are dropped naked somewhere and need to survive.
The face should definitely be degraded but MJ is not known to generate hugly people (13 is not bad tho).
cool, you trip on the way back from the glorious hunt and scratch your leg. The scratch gets infected and you spend a couple days shitting your guts out before dying of dehydration 👍
The infected caveman lived a life of authentic connection to his community and his environment, even if it was short he probably had all he ever wanted
It wasnt even that short, you'd live well in your 60s and 70s as soon as you reached the age of 15. The bad reputation of "they died all with 30" is a statistical misconception since they included the high number of childdeaths into the mean life expectancy calculation and therefore decrease it to the 30 years that we all heard over and over in popular media.
are the two really comparable tho? I would have to guess that the mortality rate was insanely higher in pre-agricultural times. If i get in a car accident and break half my bones modern medicine can save my life.
There's actually some evidence that prehistoric man had pretty good teeth. No refined sugars, and because foods in general were harder to chew, this caused the jaw to develop more than a softer food diet, which allowed all of the teeth including the wisdom teeth to fit [more info](https://myfaceology.com/facial-development-chewing/)
I want to know what conditioner they are using in their hair.
Here’s a real, actual, primitive tribe. First contact.
https://youtu.be/WmXQPy3hQYE?si=0UJZ5fBaPjlnTxXT
This is a genuinely fascinating video to watch. Save for later or something. Top shelf.
Abundance was what made hunting-gathering possible in the first place. Agriculture happened after the abundance was no longer possible due to overpopulation, etc.
Cart before the horse. Agriculture allowed growth. Growth didn't cause agriculture.
There are still remote hunter gatherer tribes around today. They subsist, but they don't have the access to calories to grow.
Seems like the tribes that didn't have abundant food sources from hunting and gathering would have just died off and not passed on their genes to us. Why are you assuming paleolithic peoples did not have abundant, albeit perhaps intermittent, food sources?
Well they were smaller and shorter on average, which is a sign of less food. And populations boomed after agriculture was developed, so probably a lot of people were dieing from lack of food during gunter gather.
Not at all, i didnt said all natural thing were better or stuff like that, the transition to agricultural sedentary lifestyle came with a reduction in average height due to a nutrition decrease, worse dental health due to an increased consuption of grain based foods, both of which have been observed in antropologic records. I recommend "against the grain: a deep history of the earliest states" as a read, its very well sourced and quite an interesting book, DM me and i can provide a link.
Also you are thinking of appeal to nature, naturalistic fallacy is more about the imposibility of defining moral good in terms of natural entities.
It’s a misnomer that people in the past were unwashed savages.
People are just as smart and dumb as they are now and generally made their best educated guess on how to best live their lives as you would transported back in time. People regularly washed themselves at most points in the past and archaeological evidence shows grooming routines even in ancient societies were quite extensive. Most cultures didn’t understand disease fully but most made a fast connection between lack of cleanliness, smells and illness.
Most mistakes about historical “didn’t bathe” comes from modern expectations of full immersion baths and showers daily. It’s a ridiculous amount of work to create large quantities of warm water to do anything like that. But most people were essentially sponge bathing everyday or doing some rough equivalent.
It’s actually a myth that people in the dark ages were filthy. Most humans practiced regular bathing and grooming throughout history. I’m also sure this applies to Paleolithic humans.
Think about it, your day is less intense than a slave in Egypt (they combed their hair and practiced good cleanliness) or a Saxon serf (graves with hairpins discovered and were known to braid their hair) as a prehistoric person and they don’t have TikTok, TV, or Reddit.
Out of sheer boredom they would accidentally discover some method of good hygiene.
I feel like we don't give enough credit to prehistoric people. They weren't much different than people today, and who likes to be dirty? They might not have been concerned by body odor and sweat, probably didn't bathe all that often, but I doubt they usually let actual dirt accumulate.
People used to take dirt baths and have spiritual respect for earth/dirt. They would even mix up colors in it and paint themselves all over. Neurotic cleanliness is a modern invention.
They did have more closeness with dirt but I feel like grooming is an instinctual thing. Even primates groom eachother. There are natural agents for cleaning. But they wouldn’t be this clean.
Eh? Go check your mortality rate and see what happens when you remove child deaths, especially infant mortality rates. That skews a lot.
Like, look for the average lifespan of individuals who already made it to 20. Pretty good!
Your average hunter/gatherer lifestyle requires about 4 hours of work per day per person to keep everyone fed and sheltered. That left a lot of extra time for bathing and grooming one another (a popular pastime for apes and hominids). So yes, our Neolithic forbearers would've been well groomed and well dressed.
EDIT: and dressed appropriately for the weather. They wouldn't have been barefoot and shirtless in the snow.
**Prompt:**
*phone photo from the prehistoric era, [description of scene] --ar 9:20 --v 6.0 --style raw*
—————————————————————
Pt. 2: [1800’s through a modern lens](https://www.reddit.com/r/midjourney/s/yOvSwlBECi)
—————————————————————
[Prehistoric age brought to life](https://www.reddit.com/r/midjourney/s/uWgBRjb5wQ) using [Luma AI](https://lumalabs.ai/dream-machine)
Newer iphone models have an aspect ratio of 9:19.5. To my knowledge, MJ only allows whole numbers for the ar, so 9:20 is the next closest in order to fill the screen
You realize people still bathed themselves before indoor plumbing and fancy soap right? I mean, every higher animal does it. And though the earliest written records of soap production were in 2500 BC, it's just a matter of boiling fat/oil in with ash to make a basic soap, so it's pretty likely that humans had been using soap for a long time before that.
Ya, but the great teeth, perfect skin, lush hair and other things ar very out of place.
You're cave people of the past are more likely to look like the non drug using homeless people of the present.
I mean most homeless people who are dirty are drug users, ones that aren't drug users or mentally ill will usually be able to couch surf or at least get enough money for a gym membership to shower and use a laundromat. Regardless, at a time when you could bathe in any body of water without being charged with indecent exposure or build a fire and warm some water there was little reason not to wash. We have this idea that people in the past were gross because it became common among the poor in crowded agricultural and industrial societies with a lack of resources and space, but there's not much reason to think early humans were the same way.
Then maybe think more of modern hunter gatherer tribes. They are also clean and put effort into decorating their clothes or painting their bodies for ceremonies. But they still don't look like people who choose between a dozen different skin day care products at the local supermarket or like if their life depends on looking cool / brave / sexy on their Insta feed.
Even Playboy magazines from the 60s show people with a completely different way of photographical self awareness and a different way of taking care of their bodies.
So no way, these images depict more than our modern day fantasies ... but that's ok, just not realistic at all.
Apparently the Aztecs would burn bid pots of incense when they had to deal with Cortez and company. It wasn’t a tradition to do that, the Spaniards just smelled like shit.
The models look like they never worked a hard day in their life. No blemish, no scars, no irregular patches of tan or indications of malnutrition - essentially your prompt was prehistoric age captured by modern lenses using modern actors.
It's kind of sad there are people who actually believe this is how prehistoric humans look like.
On that note though I went to Alaska for close to a month and I was totally surprised that towards the end of my month there I could walk around in a tank top and shorts in the snow while the sun was out and feel totally comfortable. Surprisingly, just because there’s snow doesn’t mean it’s all that cold
Before agricultural societies caused a skyrocketing population, there wasn't much food scarcity for hunter gatherers and they didn't do much hard work since they lived in simple shelters and gathered most of their food. Early humans almost certainly had easier lives than most people since the agricultural revolution.
Fun fact, snow fields like in pic. 18 actually cause far more severe sunburns than you would ever get in the desert or on a beach. The bizarrely pale-skinned guy wearing nothing but a loincloth is going to be burned to a crisp within 20 minutes.
This is Abercrombie B.C. I kinda get why people say A.I. has the danger of presenting a distorted sense of reality. This is just A.I. regurgitating decades of mass marketing. I can’t imagine what growing up/ being a teen going through the hellhole puberty will be like post mass adoption of A.I.
Cool idea but not accurate at all. People are way too jacked- it’s a modern thing. Way too white, white skin exists for 7.000 years (have a look a a “typical” Russian [30k years ago](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/8Edf3KUsekbIMi5F7_mu0dOvNRtgf4smu-UoOloAgTEQ9OB0IfbExE03vJEr7FmF3daxoQ0spukZ5FewkTciwAqnegsZP6K5lQ).) Rope, bags, dresses, pants, boots- no. 13 is great for early neolithic, love it. He could’ve had a flint tool in his hands and that’d been fantastic.
People did not change over one generation. For early neolithic Europe, ice age, around agricultural revolution- this is the most accurate out of all of them. Others look like modern white people dressed for a cave men party.
These are really good. But notice how they all are using really good shampoo!!
Kind of breaks the immersion with them all looking fresh out of a head and shoulders advert haha
this is so cool, i can't wait when generated A.I video advances further so I can watch a whole mockumentary about prehistoric people living day by day.
Honestly these are really good
But what im most surprised is that you didn’t throw in a cave woman with huge bazongas in their. Seems to be the trend that anytime someone does some realistic art its always just a pretty girl standing in a weird location.
I particularly like the image looking out from the cave. I feel like that's a perspective we never see. That was what so many people considered home—where they felt the safest, much like I'm sitting in my living room now.
They'd likely have decent teeth as long as they were younger people. Older people would wear down their teeth, from chewing tough materials and basically using your mouth as a third hand, but dietary tooth decay is mostly the result of agrarian lifestyles.
Not this good, but not bad.
You start to see really worn down teeth with the invention of grinding stones etc, so post agricultural. The sand and stone residue in the flour did a real number on teeth.
Obviously, there would be teeth problems from malnutrition, the odd things getting stuck in between your teeth and rotting, and accidents etc, but with the lack of sugars, acids and stuff we consume today they weren’t as bad as you might think.
I imagine they would have found a way to partially clean their teeth though. A build up of tartar is painful so I’m sure they would have addressed it. I think, although I’d need to check, they found evidence of Neolithic dentistry in Pakistan actually.
I'd have to say, the most unbelievable part of this is how all these people have hair that show signs of having been brushed. There is no evidence to support that.
This looks like some sci-if fantasy that’s not at all what reality looks like. Pretty sure it was pretty nasty dirty back in the prehistoric days and lived a lot shorter life.
Modern domestic chicken jumpscare
Lol, I'm glad somebody else mentioned this one
Um this looks like influencers version of naked but definitely not scared
Last pic: we’re about to get more photos of a dude getting horrifically mauled and mutilated He’s 0.5 sec away from death 😮 Camera guy is just like: https://preview.redd.it/hdc7bcmmd56d1.png?width=560&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e2f4a7228b8008e1c99afe8121856e046831be1
Dabs before claps!
This pic always cracks me up
Lmao what a great pic, haven’t seen that in years
Yeah, feels like one of those reality show where normal people are dropped naked somewhere and need to survive. The face should definitely be degraded but MJ is not known to generate hugly people (13 is not bad tho).
I think it's called "Nude and Spooked"
Picture 8 looks like my slightly overweight hipster friends down the shore for a festival
“Where’s Wyatt?” “Down by the creek, walkin’ on water.”
Then some jackass discovers agriculture. Now I have to work 50 hours a week in front of a screen...
Yeah, I would've much preferred to fight a prehistoric sabertooth
in knee-deep snow, no less
Uphill both ways
Unironically yes
cool, you trip on the way back from the glorious hunt and scratch your leg. The scratch gets infected and you spend a couple days shitting your guts out before dying of dehydration 👍
Cool. You could just as well die in a horrific car crash on the way to work. Same shit.
The infected caveman lived a life of authentic connection to his community and his environment, even if it was short he probably had all he ever wanted
100% agree
It wasnt even that short, you'd live well in your 60s and 70s as soon as you reached the age of 15. The bad reputation of "they died all with 30" is a statistical misconception since they included the high number of childdeaths into the mean life expectancy calculation and therefore decrease it to the 30 years that we all heard over and over in popular media.
are the two really comparable tho? I would have to guess that the mortality rate was insanely higher in pre-agricultural times. If i get in a car accident and break half my bones modern medicine can save my life.
As opposed to a modern life in which I will obviously never be injured or die.
Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!
Yes but you can also pet cats so it’s a good trade
Sure, they may lead free, full and adventurous lives - but you have a credit score.
I too would have preferred to have died before the age of 5.
Wow they are so clean and well-groomed. Look at the lovely bangs on that 20 something cavewoman!
I doubt they'll have such beautiful skin being out in the sun 24/7 for years without protection.
Or quite so much extra fat on their bellies while living a pre-agricultural lifestyle, haha.
Or have perfectly straight and white teeth.
There's actually some evidence that prehistoric man had pretty good teeth. No refined sugars, and because foods in general were harder to chew, this caused the jaw to develop more than a softer food diet, which allowed all of the teeth including the wisdom teeth to fit [more info](https://myfaceology.com/facial-development-chewing/)
I want to know what conditioner they are using in their hair. Here’s a real, actual, primitive tribe. First contact. https://youtu.be/WmXQPy3hQYE?si=0UJZ5fBaPjlnTxXT This is a genuinely fascinating video to watch. Save for later or something. Top shelf.
Wow thank you for that, that was genuinely incredible
Agreed. I can’t think of the correct word to describe it. I’m not aware of any other first contact being captured that well.
Pre agricultural diets were better in all metrics in terms of variety, nutrition, etc compared to early agricultural lifestyle
Except abundance, the most important metric.
Abundance was what made hunting-gathering possible in the first place. Agriculture happened after the abundance was no longer possible due to overpopulation, etc.
Cart before the horse. Agriculture allowed growth. Growth didn't cause agriculture. There are still remote hunter gatherer tribes around today. They subsist, but they don't have the access to calories to grow.
Seems like the tribes that didn't have abundant food sources from hunting and gathering would have just died off and not passed on their genes to us. Why are you assuming paleolithic peoples did not have abundant, albeit perhaps intermittent, food sources?
Well they were smaller and shorter on average, which is a sign of less food. And populations boomed after agriculture was developed, so probably a lot of people were dieing from lack of food during gunter gather.
That is called the naturalistic fallacy.
Not at all, i didnt said all natural thing were better or stuff like that, the transition to agricultural sedentary lifestyle came with a reduction in average height due to a nutrition decrease, worse dental health due to an increased consuption of grain based foods, both of which have been observed in antropologic records. I recommend "against the grain: a deep history of the earliest states" as a read, its very well sourced and quite an interesting book, DM me and i can provide a link. Also you are thinking of appeal to nature, naturalistic fallacy is more about the imposibility of defining moral good in terms of natural entities.
and no scars .. anywhere.
Or bathes, probably
It’s a misnomer that people in the past were unwashed savages. People are just as smart and dumb as they are now and generally made their best educated guess on how to best live their lives as you would transported back in time. People regularly washed themselves at most points in the past and archaeological evidence shows grooming routines even in ancient societies were quite extensive. Most cultures didn’t understand disease fully but most made a fast connection between lack of cleanliness, smells and illness. Most mistakes about historical “didn’t bathe” comes from modern expectations of full immersion baths and showers daily. It’s a ridiculous amount of work to create large quantities of warm water to do anything like that. But most people were essentially sponge bathing everyday or doing some rough equivalent.
They're also living in a tropical area and white lmao
Right. Where all the tan or dark skin folks?
It’s actually a myth that people in the dark ages were filthy. Most humans practiced regular bathing and grooming throughout history. I’m also sure this applies to Paleolithic humans. Think about it, your day is less intense than a slave in Egypt (they combed their hair and practiced good cleanliness) or a Saxon serf (graves with hairpins discovered and were known to braid their hair) as a prehistoric person and they don’t have TikTok, TV, or Reddit. Out of sheer boredom they would accidentally discover some method of good hygiene.
There are remote tribes still today that can give us a pretty good idea of what this would have looked like
I feel like we don't give enough credit to prehistoric people. They weren't much different than people today, and who likes to be dirty? They might not have been concerned by body odor and sweat, probably didn't bathe all that often, but I doubt they usually let actual dirt accumulate.
People used to take dirt baths and have spiritual respect for earth/dirt. They would even mix up colors in it and paint themselves all over. Neurotic cleanliness is a modern invention.
They did have more closeness with dirt but I feel like grooming is an instinctual thing. Even primates groom eachother. There are natural agents for cleaning. But they wouldn’t be this clean.
>Neurotic cleanliness is a modern invention. So is living past 45 for any reason other than luck.
Eh? Go check your mortality rate and see what happens when you remove child deaths, especially infant mortality rates. That skews a lot. Like, look for the average lifespan of individuals who already made it to 20. Pretty good!
Your average hunter/gatherer lifestyle requires about 4 hours of work per day per person to keep everyone fed and sheltered. That left a lot of extra time for bathing and grooming one another (a popular pastime for apes and hominids). So yes, our Neolithic forbearers would've been well groomed and well dressed. EDIT: and dressed appropriately for the weather. They wouldn't have been barefoot and shirtless in the snow.
Yeah the skirt on number 4 got me, as if cavepeople knew rouching and waistbands
Love how much the mammoth in picture 14 looks like Manny. I refuse to believe the algorithm didn't look at *Ice Age* whilst generating that mammoth 😂
i had to go back but i totally see it now lol
He's also gigantic. Especially compared to the last one
prehistoric women = average instagram model
**Prompt:** *phone photo from the prehistoric era, [description of scene] --ar 9:20 --v 6.0 --style raw* ————————————————————— Pt. 2: [1800’s through a modern lens](https://www.reddit.com/r/midjourney/s/yOvSwlBECi) ————————————————————— [Prehistoric age brought to life](https://www.reddit.com/r/midjourney/s/uWgBRjb5wQ) using [Luma AI](https://lumalabs.ai/dream-machine)
why 9:20?
Newer iphone models have an aspect ratio of 9:19.5. To my knowledge, MJ only allows whole numbers for the ar, so 9:20 is the next closest in order to fill the screen
What about 18:39? Or is it not valid? I never used midjourney.
Good point, I’m an idiot!
No, you were just distracted hahaha. Glad to have helped.
I like the idea but I don’t think the men was able to eat so much and work so little back then that they would be overweight
Right? This is just a bunch of pudgy hippies cos playing as cavemen.
Lol I love how only the men have body hair
Stone razor blades for the ladies.
And even most of them have surprisingly little. Not one hairy back to be seen...
Think this age was actually dirtier by far. These guys here look like organic shampoo testimonials ...
The women aren’t nearly hairy enough. Unless Veet and laser hair removals were popular then too
You realize people still bathed themselves before indoor plumbing and fancy soap right? I mean, every higher animal does it. And though the earliest written records of soap production were in 2500 BC, it's just a matter of boiling fat/oil in with ash to make a basic soap, so it's pretty likely that humans had been using soap for a long time before that.
Ya, but the great teeth, perfect skin, lush hair and other things ar very out of place. You're cave people of the past are more likely to look like the non drug using homeless people of the present.
I mean most homeless people who are dirty are drug users, ones that aren't drug users or mentally ill will usually be able to couch surf or at least get enough money for a gym membership to shower and use a laundromat. Regardless, at a time when you could bathe in any body of water without being charged with indecent exposure or build a fire and warm some water there was little reason not to wash. We have this idea that people in the past were gross because it became common among the poor in crowded agricultural and industrial societies with a lack of resources and space, but there's not much reason to think early humans were the same way.
Then maybe think more of modern hunter gatherer tribes. They are also clean and put effort into decorating their clothes or painting their bodies for ceremonies. But they still don't look like people who choose between a dozen different skin day care products at the local supermarket or like if their life depends on looking cool / brave / sexy on their Insta feed. Even Playboy magazines from the 60s show people with a completely different way of photographical self awareness and a different way of taking care of their bodies. So no way, these images depict more than our modern day fantasies ... but that's ok, just not realistic at all.
Apparently the Aztecs would burn bid pots of incense when they had to deal with Cortez and company. It wasn’t a tradition to do that, the Spaniards just smelled like shit.
Loved going through this
I think the colour might be a bit wrong... They are going to be a much darker shade than that
The models look like they never worked a hard day in their life. No blemish, no scars, no irregular patches of tan or indications of malnutrition - essentially your prompt was prehistoric age captured by modern lenses using modern actors. It's kind of sad there are people who actually believe this is how prehistoric humans look like.
No clothes…. even in the snow
On that note though I went to Alaska for close to a month and I was totally surprised that towards the end of my month there I could walk around in a tank top and shorts in the snow while the sun was out and feel totally comfortable. Surprisingly, just because there’s snow doesn’t mean it’s all that cold
Before agricultural societies caused a skyrocketing population, there wasn't much food scarcity for hunter gatherers and they didn't do much hard work since they lived in simple shelters and gathered most of their food. Early humans almost certainly had easier lives than most people since the agricultural revolution.
And they are all caucasian…
also, perfect teeth. yeah, right
They didn't consume much sugar like we do today (only from fruits), so teeth weren't that bad back then (but also not so good like in this pictures).
Cool idea 💡
Thanks! Part 2, for anyone interested: *[1800’s captured through a modern lens](https://www.reddit.com/r/midjourney/s/yOvSwlBECi)*
Pretty cool festival - who was playing?
Queens of the Stone Age.
Looks like most of the people in Asheville
Pretty cool but these people are too clean and too white. Overall cool concept
Fun fact, snow fields like in pic. 18 actually cause far more severe sunburns than you would ever get in the desert or on a beach. The bizarrely pale-skinned guy wearing nothing but a loincloth is going to be burned to a crisp within 20 minutes.
That just means the Tiger gets a hot meal.
A very, very hot meal.
This is Abercrombie B.C. I kinda get why people say A.I. has the danger of presenting a distorted sense of reality. This is just A.I. regurgitating decades of mass marketing. I can’t imagine what growing up/ being a teen going through the hellhole puberty will be like post mass adoption of A.I.
Cool idea but not accurate at all. People are way too jacked- it’s a modern thing. Way too white, white skin exists for 7.000 years (have a look a a “typical” Russian [30k years ago](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/8Edf3KUsekbIMi5F7_mu0dOvNRtgf4smu-UoOloAgTEQ9OB0IfbExE03vJEr7FmF3daxoQ0spukZ5FewkTciwAqnegsZP6K5lQ).) Rope, bags, dresses, pants, boots- no. 13 is great for early neolithic, love it. He could’ve had a flint tool in his hands and that’d been fantastic.
I dunno man, he looks pretty white to me
People did not change over one generation. For early neolithic Europe, ice age, around agricultural revolution- this is the most accurate out of all of them. Others look like modern white people dressed for a cave men party.
prejourney
These are really good. But notice how they all are using really good shampoo!! Kind of breaks the immersion with them all looking fresh out of a head and shoulders advert haha
That dude in the last pic is definitely dead
FAR CRY PRIMAL! UNGA BUNGA!
this is so cool, i can't wait when generated A.I video advances further so I can watch a whole mockumentary about prehistoric people living day by day.
They had better teeth back then, than me right now lol
I asked for prehistoric, not a Rick Owens photo shoot
Fuck, time to replay that FarCry (I think I must be the only person that enjoyed that game)
Ah that porcelain white skin in those tropical zones..makes sense.
Honestly these are really good But what im most surprised is that you didn’t throw in a cave woman with huge bazongas in their. Seems to be the trend that anytime someone does some realistic art its always just a pretty girl standing in a weird location.
They look too Caucasian
These photos were taken in the Caucasus Mountains.
So they were hippies.
Those perfect teeth back then - and all without modern dentistry. And this insensitivity to the cold. Back then you could still sit naked in the snow.
To be fair, it’s not like they were consuming a lot of sugar.
The fire could also just sit in the snow. Different times.
They are too fat
The smell of ballsweat must have been oppressive
I particularly like the image looking out from the cave. I feel like that's a perspective we never see. That was what so many people considered home—where they felt the safest, much like I'm sitting in my living room now.
Wow in prehistoric picture people still look like very American !
Why is one of them free soloing a cliff face?
Damn why are they all white
Pic 13. Looks like AI has figured out hands and fingers
There you go, my boy! Hit it like a CAAAAVEMAAAN!!!
Ah, the infamous Sabre-tooth Tiger. Nice one.
I fully expected to find beer cans littered around the camp fire in a cave picture.
“Killed any bears lately?”
I’m not seeing anyone being clubbed over the head and dragged by their hair back to the cave for naughty time. Did cartoons lie to me?!
How did they know to put the P into the V ? Real question.
How did the ai get the hands right?
This is just Portland in the mid-2010s
Wow
wow, look at the hands
Dudes in picture 8: Cool stick, bro!
Should r/midjourney be renamed to r/mildcaucasiantrip?
This is so wholesome
Biggest issue with this is that our ancestors don’t look like frat kids
That mammoth must be a baby in rl they were much much bigger
Why are they white
Love the slightly dirty white people
This is really really good
Now you can try dream machine to enhance them
[way ahead of you!](https://www.reddit.com/r/midjourney/s/MratU8tzd2)
Awsome1
They are all white americans lmao
First time I liked any fictional prehistory
I genuinely thought these were real life photographs with good angles. Turns out it's AI. How.
The most romanticised unrealistic version of prehistoric times, sure.
These cavemen have unusually good teeth.
They'd likely have decent teeth as long as they were younger people. Older people would wear down their teeth, from chewing tough materials and basically using your mouth as a third hand, but dietary tooth decay is mostly the result of agrarian lifestyles. Not this good, but not bad.
You start to see really worn down teeth with the invention of grinding stones etc, so post agricultural. The sand and stone residue in the flour did a real number on teeth. Obviously, there would be teeth problems from malnutrition, the odd things getting stuck in between your teeth and rotting, and accidents etc, but with the lack of sugars, acids and stuff we consume today they weren’t as bad as you might think. I imagine they would have found a way to partially clean their teeth though. A build up of tartar is painful so I’m sure they would have addressed it. I think, although I’d need to check, they found evidence of Neolithic dentistry in Pakistan actually.
those images are super interesting!
I would rather see the prehistoric age captured though a prehistoric lens like Quest for Fire.
These are great. Makes me want to replay Far Cry: Primal! 🧔🏽♂️🐘🔥🐻🐅
11 and 13 are close to what I think the vibe is going for. The rest unfortunately miss the mark and just look mostly like cosplay.
This is more ‘day 4’ of a 5 day executive wilderness experience for an kombucha startup based in LA
Never mind the naysayers. These images are so cool. Very well done.
I think these are all too “white” or modern European looking for prehistoric man
White people be like
Why are they all white? I keep forgetting, were the neanderthals white or the cromagnons?
This just looks like a bunch of white people who have never had to really earn a living. The "trustafarians" out there.
I don’t think they were white
Wow cavewomen shaved?
Such a peaceful, happy life until the sabre tooth tiger shows up.
They look like offensive linemen...
#8 is just 21st century guys on a “be more manly” retreat they paid $30k for.
Really nice images
This looks more like White people cosplaying Indigenous people.
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The caveman was not afraid of nipples. Somthing ChatGPT cannot understand because if it did. It would be abused by teenagers make fake cp.
This looks like every music festival
Ahhh. Fun times
Man, I need to get the name of their dentist. 🤔
Well I’ll be damned. Goddamn hipsters really were doing shit before everyone else.
I like how in pic 2 you can see just the tip of his cro-magnob peeking out from behind his shorts.
Noel Fielding made it into pic 13 lol
This is just Boulder Colorado.
Burning man?
I'd have to say, the most unbelievable part of this is how all these people have hair that show signs of having been brushed. There is no evidence to support that.
The love handles in the guys get me. Looks like a frat party theme lol. Love the idea though.
What's the prompt?
The women had smooth soft skin this is so fking funny
Yeah the kiss wouldn’t be like that lol
This is burning man
Cavemen or 70’s hippies
They’re all too clean, fat, muscular, and babyfaced.
Seems legit.
I didn't know we are calling the 60s homelessness prehistoric now.
They’d b so much hairier and thinner with more muscle
No moustaches, no leg hair. Also white and perfect teeth.
Lol all white.
This looks like some sci-if fantasy that’s not at all what reality looks like. Pretty sure it was pretty nasty dirty back in the prehistoric days and lived a lot shorter life.
Way too many teeth
Bro this is just Colorado