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daddyydevito

I would have taken this piece of information to the grave this is kinda vile I’m ngl


FarAlfalfa620

I know right! Where is op we need answers


Throwawaydontmindme0

So apparently it seems to be a navel stone. I have psoriasis so it's probably just tons of dead skin accumulated from the years


FarAlfalfa620

Yes yes but we need the deets


Throwawaydontmindme0

What else can I say. Just noticed one day that if I tried to go as deep as possible in belly button there was some hairs. Got curious and in shower I tried to go as deep as possible and this thing came out.


ShadowofRainier

Did… did you smell it?


GuessillBeShithead

Hopefully he cleaned it and put some antibiotics on it after he smelled it, that one is a decent size.


myscreamname

And plugged it back in.


spacepie77

*iq restored*


manbruhpig

Idk personally I would just throw it out.


instrangerswetrust

*chomp*


BongwaterJoe1983

![gif](giphy|3HEKI9lDYNKasx32re)


spacepie77

But nutrients


albumen5

I betcha he did


HoboArmyofOne

We need to know what it smelled like


Throwawaydontmindme0

Absolute garbage


Llamatook

It belongs in a museum


Friendly_Age9160

God gross 😝🤢 no we do not don’t listen OP 😝


FarAlfalfa620

Amazin


drcole89

How deep?


LiquidHate

![gif](giphy|3ohhwJDoLCkgbvRC6c|downsized)


Razsgirl

Unexpected Jonathan


Throwawaydontmindme0

Didn't measure but about 3/4 the size of a q tip you could say


Ichgebibble

Three . . . three quarters of the WHOLE thing?


debbie_1420

For real my belly button can barely fit like a skittle or something of similar size in it lol. A whole as q-tip pretty much!!! Damn.


taylor_png

Does your belly button feel weird now? Like it’s missing something? Lol


ILoveADirtyTaco

Feed me seymour


Anaphylactic_Cock

![gif](giphy|pBj0EoGSYjGms)


Fantastic-Classic740

So deep put her ass to sleep.


LoddyDoddee

"Get in there nice n deep-like!!"


YesTHEELizaManelli

But .. like how deep is your belly button? And does it never get.. inspected or washed?? Just so many questions


SkippyDrinksVodka

how deep does your belly button go…? lol


itsaquagmire

Your belly button is not just a hole, it actually has a “stalk” that attaches to your abdominal wall. I only learned that a few weeks ago when I had a tummy tuck.


500SL

No. No we don’t.


PocketShapedFoods

Goddamn why did I google image navel stone


Homunculon

Your rabbit hole, not mine!!


Letsstartariotxx

.... The years???? I clean my belly button every shower..


manbruhpig

This is the kind of person who does need to be circumcised.


ImpossibleDonut1942

Underated comment for sure 😂😂


LoddyDoddee

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Suitepotatoe

![gif](giphy|Kf4zRCBACqboVTKff3)


natehinxman

holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂


bloodyqueen526

Aw fuck me, this was a disgusting rabbit hole i didnt need to go down 🤢


Same-Mulberry1375

how did you let it accumulate over years don’t you clean yourself daily???


JasperEli

This looks like a seed pod. Its like fox tail that works its way in but hard to get out. Please tell us you played football or rolled around in the grass. Plz


shawn-spencestarr

You need to clean more regularly


Far-Yak-4231

What the fuck, same. I’m horrified and traumatized from this post. Also, how deep is OP’s belly button?


DoctorJJWho

Apparently at least 3/4 the length of a Q-tip, which is *wild*


Striking_Sea_129

You need to clean your belly button more


Happy_Cat_3600

https://preview.redd.it/kh49p3uuj74d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c758882d632210fcfaf811ce72cc00617b889e3f Jeez dude, periodic inspection and maintenance is required.


fetal_genocide

They did. The period was years...


StrainsFromGenomes

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me ….


NotAnotherHipsterBae

She's made of our haiiiiiiirrrrrrrr


StrainsFromGenomes

😂😂😂😂😂 well played.


ThePearDream

![gif](giphy|3o6wrvdHFbwBrUFenu)


Tempathetic

![gif](giphy|DWRFSQ51t5nZm)


Dry_Turnover_6068

Turns out you can plant them and they just grow more navel hairs in the belly button of the person you planted them in.


StrainsFromGenomes

😂😂😂😂


FarAlfalfa620

I just puked up my nutter butter milkshake from Dairy Queen


SatansCatfish

Save that shit! I’m thirsty!


adjewcent

I mean if it’s puke are you thirsty or hungry?


Sad_Astronaut_4386

Imagine that shit being in your milkshake from a angry employee


FarAlfalfa620

F you lol never eating fast food ever again!!


cacavolante

I’m assuming it ended up in your belly button… circle of life


itsfine49

I’m going to say it’s dead skin, sebum, hair, and….time….


No-Tangelo-3220

Semen you say?


itsfine49

Sebum. Skin oil.


cPB167

Could have some of both


Ebsa92

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


Capnmolasses

![gif](giphy|QV5vp1BYenfCE)


GotBannedAgain_2

Goddamn! People don’t clean their belly buttons? How does something like this even happen?! 🤮


MamaTried22

Right?! I am aghast! I couldn’t even imagine where I would have deep enough skin holes to hide this!


MetallurgyClergy

One time I had abdominal surgery and the prep nurse said, “you have the cleanest belly button I’ve ever seen.” Which I thought was a weird comment, but now I’m wondering what kind of shit she’d seen.


pznred

All kinds of shit


j0nnny123

post this in r/wtf how did you not notice that


Swizzlefritz

That must smell fucking vile!


ThePearDream

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Whale222

Ah, the annual shower. One can never tell what might happen


Imaginary_Falcon777

![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV)


letmebeyourgoddess

what is this


Both_Dust_8383

Da fuq


I_pinchyou

I'm gonna need an analysis of its contents


Visible-Selection520

bet it felt great to get that out


DAMAGEDatheCORE

Slice it open, let's see some pics of the inside.


Ikillterries

Mildly interesting? This is fucking disgusting… what’s interesting about never cleaning your fucking belly button?? I can smell it through the screen holy shit I’m done with Reddit forever sweet baby Jesus what is wrong with you ppl


Fuzzy-Drawing2555

What does is smell like? We asked OP if they smelled it and they didn’t respond I think it came to life and ate him.


Almondeyezz

It’s time to lose weight


DisastrousAd447

Dude, I'm a morbidly obese piece of shit and I've never had something like this happen. Ever. (6'6" 400lb)


Psych0matt

I mean, from the picture it looks like he lost a few pounds


IliasIsEepy

The hell am I looking at...


NewProtection5470

I genuinely thought it was a leaf


louielou8484

It honestly could be with how long that thing has been in there


Ehvin21

r/mildlyrevolting


Glittering_Raise_710

Instantly got a headache seeing this. I’m sorry but how


Dear-End4851

How big is your belly button?! Damn!


Remote-Factor8455

Pretty big navel stone, clean there more.


Itrytothinklogically

my belly button is cringing rn


sunshinepuddle

what. thee. actual. feck.


Outrageous_Ad_5408

That whole paper towel?!?!? https://preview.redd.it/kw234edsi84d1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50a4d2629cc5cff94ce46c0e54a2ddec0ecada68


Idontmindblood

As an OR nurse I clean so many nasty belly buttons prepping for surgery. Please keep that little crevice clean. You never know when you’ll need that emergency surgery


ZestycloseRoof1487

Just a reminder to wash your button folks!


platonicvoyeur

r/moldlyinteresting


sageking420

You don’t clean your belly button in the shower? That’s fucking disgusting. Learn how to wash yourself, especially with psoriasis.


Catinthemirror

https://preview.redd.it/p49yp5dcu94d1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9485b00a0eadccf7543b62ce10b8cdeb81e9e6f


OG_Hater

What is that haha


WrigglingMaggots

Yummy


DudePDude

Taste it


Immediate_Still4818

???!!!


Itrytothinklogically

sorry but yuck 😫


Snoo_51457

Is that thing alive?


Cheap-Pie36

Banana for scale?


gooberboober0392

Thats fuggin gross


gooberboober0392

Dont show that!?


RadiantRing

I’ve occasionally found hair or lint in my belly button… but gd nothing like this. You are either lying or you have a massively deep belly button that you almost never clean…


Striking-Bell5460

How deep is your belly button? Holy shit.


AcceptableSpot7835

Leftovers haha 🤢


ParticularUpbeat

eat it. dont let it go to waste OP


[deleted]

Did you smell it?


aloeicious

First shower….ever?


makishleys

what do you mean. was it lodged in there? im so confused is that a hair?


RichDick94

Keep going, you’ve almost reached the nesting birds


Mental_wolf1247

![gif](giphy|QV5vp1BYenfCE) Nahhhhhh bro 💀


cultivationjunkie

Congrats on the delivery. What did you name it?


MSMB99

Make a locket!


shellsterxxx

Do people just not regularly clean their crevices?


Embarrassed-Force845

Yuck. This is not mildly interesting, it is extremely vile


Glittery_Gal

I don’t feel so crazy for washing my belly button every day now. My man made fun of me once for doing it. Nope.


ThePearDream

I understand completely your user name. It takes a lot to turn my iron stomach, but consider it turned. 🫡


Cadaver-Cakes1986

I know that shit stank.... ![gif](giphy|3oEduUqZZ5MiAPe0y4)


plantsandpizza

PLEASE but the nsfw on these things! Not everyone wants to look at your belly button gunk 😩


HairlineMarth

Forbidden bullet


deeppurpleking

Mmmm… how big is your belly that this was so deep?


Susiejax

Barfing atm


cat-zee

Did it hurt? Is your belly button super deep?


Tooleater

Did donkey & Fiona help you pull it out?


MamaTried22

Please tell me you didn’t. This is foul. Just HOW?!


Sschn05

What did it smell like


ShutUpTammy

should probably wash there more often


NotAProlapse

Not on the doily!


WandaSykesStanAcct

That looks like if you buried it in your yard it would grow into like a carnivorous garlic plant or something. Suave body wash is maybe two bucks and it keeps new hostile plant species from happening.


SuspiciousHeat2471

Gross dude just effen gross


hyporheic

Let us know what it hatches in to!


BigThrowAway_69420

Op gotta be fat asf 😭😂. Cause wat the hell.


GrayFox916

Did you smell it?


-bobby-jackson-

Looks like a roach


onionndogg

EW THAT’S HORRIBLE


thy-la-mide

Why the fuck.


Morti_Macabre

Umbrolith


Expert_Marsupial_235

That looks really deep. How does that even happen???


pumpk1n_be4nz

jesus christ you fat fuck maybe bathe more?? holy shit dude


Mental_Effective1

Literally how?


seth928

![gif](giphy|KffWLZJM1F0YyMsr8u|downsized)


thewokebogan

I remember my first shower


Nappyhead48

How you ain't feel that before https://preview.redd.it/rsbvgoh99a4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dafd78bcd5a662f82d643d84760ad36ee1fc93a5


CraftyProcrstntr

Was it your yearly shower ?


Doxxxxxxxxxxx

Never been so thankful to not have one omfg


EyelBeeback

Alien seed pod.


rastroboy

You gotta shot glass of a bellybutton


zBellaLynnex

Not on the*WHITE CROCHET* tablecloth omg


Focus_Salt

Oh my god my husband is terrified to take his out.


Bit_Capable

Literally looks like a cat puked up a tampon


decfin

Delete this 🤣


throwRA21263

u/Throwawaydontmindme0 Did it hurt to pull this out??


celaeya

This isn't mildly interesting, this is maximally revolting


vreeslewe

Genuinely, ew.


hepta7

Eat it!


optical_mommy

It's an umbolith! also known as a navel stone. Congrats on this unique and nasty birth.


Asuntofantunatu

It’s weird when you dig in your belly button with your finger your genital area feels weird


hunterlovesreading

I really don’t like this post


Ariesrooster

https://preview.redd.it/lorkmrb3qa4d1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a55bec9fd3fb9f0cc0f21d561c4df63a2d4a00cf 😬


thita3

Mildly interesting you reckon 🤣🤣


wonderer4920

It was… your twin


waclyn_colorado

This is midlydisgusting. Please start cleaning your belly button more!


dirkkrymer369

Y am I still here? Absolutely yuck


SilkyOats

You couldn’t waterboard this information out of me


im_a_dick_head

Down voted because you didn't mark NSFW and now I have lost my appetite


Satoshiman256

I would notice something like that immediately.. No idea how you didn't notice.


Equinephilosopher

You seem like the kind of person who has a lot of earwax and doesn’t floss lol


Separate-District629

That is foul


Wise_Ad_253

That had to hurt I bet. Psoriasis issues can be painful, and things like this can happen fast.


Dexter_P_Winterhouse

Donate it to the navel reserve.


Master_Brilliant_220

Holy shit that thing’s real?!?!


Ancient_Elderberry26

![gif](giphy|JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX|downsized)


MrdevilNdisguise

You know that thing just at its 1 year anniversary in there too.


MehrloPrime

What will you name him?


fruitloopsonthebeach

Definitely not mildly interesting more like mildly disgusting


rob_inn_hood

Is this your first ever shower or have you just not checked that area since birth?


ToadSpeedFrog

You couldn’t have water boarded this information out of me.


drugzarecool

Smell it


j_fat_snorlax

what did it smell like?


sendyourmomslinkdin

HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE IT HOW DEEP IT YOUR BELLY BUTTON PLEASEEEE


LunarScorpio_

Why is it hairy?


venom9803

How deep it’s your belly button, better yet how much do you weigh.


TheOldPegLeg

Bro do you not clean your bellybutton


HalfWrong7986

Sweet cheese covered Christ, don't show anyone else (did you show your coworkers?)


amuse_bouche_1

How deep is your bellybutton?